Entertainment: Take your first love, you take me as the seed of hatred

Peng Peng was just like a statue, fixed in place, motionless, his voice began to tremble in fear.

"Sigh~~"

The sound of the poisonous snake spitting out letters continued.

Not only that.

The sound even got closer.

Peng Peng's heart beat even harder.

Oh my god, it's been eight lifetimes of bad luck, how could I meet a poisonous snake here!

He regretted going out a little bit.

At this moment, Peng Peng was anxious and afraid, but he didn't dare to move, for fear of scaring the snake.

……

the other side.

Lu Xia's mouth was almost crooked.

There were no snakes at all.

The voice of spitting out the letter was faked by him to scare Peng Peng on purpose, but it was so realistic that Peng Peng believed it directly.

"Peng Peng, don't move, I'll call someone, you must hold on."

"me……"

Peng Peng was about to cry at this moment, he didn't dare to move, and said repeatedly:

"Brother Lu Xia, be careful."

"Okay, be careful yourself."

The old Liu Lu Xia left, leaving only Peng Peng standing there alone, like a sculpture.

But this scene was actually captured by the camera.

now.

Netizens have gone crazy with laughter.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"I'm really convinced by this Lu Xia, it's really hurtful, pity us Peng Peng, we were deceived so badly!"

"What do you know? It's called a variety show effect. Have you forgotten Mr. Sha Yi, who was covered in iron clothes before? The more you are deceived, the more popular you are!"

"Peng Peng is so naive!"

"To be honest, I don't think it's Peng Peng who is naive, but that Lu Xia is too scary, and his voice imitates too much!"

"Yeah, it's just like the real thing. I feel my scalp go numb through the screen!"

"Ah, my husband is awesome!"

……

Wait for Lu Xia to return to the house.

"Huh? Didn't Peng Peng call you? Why did you come back alone?"

He Jiong, who was sitting on the ground, couldn't help but speak.

"I don't know why either."

Lu Xia took a sip of tea, and said lightly: "Peng Peng said that he wanted to exercise his body. If he took a stride, he wouldn't come back no matter how he shouted."

Zama step?

God damn exercise!

He Jiongcai didn't believe what the sixth child said.

Open the door immediately.

Sure enough, in the distance, Peng Peng was taking a stride, standing where he was, looking shocked.

"Peng Peng?"

"Mr. He, don't come here, there are snakes!"

"Snake?! Where is it?"

He Jiong was also taken aback, seeing that Peng Peng squeezed his expression hard, which meant that there was a snake on his head.

He Jiong looked up.

Where there is no snake, it is just a hemp rope.

He Jiong directly took off the hemp rope from the eaves and threw it in front of Peng Peng.

Peng Peng still didn't believe it.

"Really, it's not the rope, I heard the sound of it spitting out letters! It's right above my head, Mr. He, be careful!!"

At this time.

When everyone heard about the "snake", they all ran out.

Including Lu Xia.

He smiled: "Peng Peng, listen, is this the voice? Hiss~ hiss~"

"That's right, that's the voice, that's..."

Halfway through the speech, Peng Peng's voice gradually weakened, and then his expression froze.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

All the people present realized now why Peng Peng was standing there alone.

It turned out that Lu Xia frightened Peng Peng with only a hemp rope and a single mouth.

If He Jiong hadn't come out.

Maybe he can stand until the next morning.

"Lu Xia, look at what you've done!"

Bai Lu flew a beautiful roll of eyes.

This guy is real too.

Peng Peng is an honest boy, why are you bullying him like this.

"Society is dangerous. I'm letting him remember it in advance so that he won't be deceived."

Lu Xia smiled:

"So remember from now on, Peng Peng, hearing is believing, seeing is believing. Especially what women say, you can't believe everything."

"You, don't instill this kind of truth in him."

Bai Lu felt helpless.

She already regarded Peng Peng as her younger brother, and Lu Xia was like a neighbor's big brother, afraid that he would teach Peng Peng badly.

"It scared me to death, I really thought there was a snake just now!"

Sister Zifeng was terrified.

When she heard Lu Xia's ventriloquism just now, her scalp was already numb from fright.

"I said, you're doing a pretty good job."

Huang Lei couldn't help admiring, he also noticed Lu Xia's ventriloquist.

"No, can you pay attention to your wording, and be careful that I will report you X harassment!"

Say it with this sentence.

Everyone's eyes widened, their expressions were incredible! !

because.

For the first half of the sentence, Lu Xia spoke in a normal voice.

And the second half of the sentence.

It was said in Huang Lei's voice!

Suddenly there were two voices of Huang Lei.

Don't talk about people.

Even Huang Lei himself looked like he had seen a ghost.

The whole person froze in place.

.......

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"Damn it, Mr. Huang?!"

"Oh my god, can you even imitate Teacher Huang's voice? Brother Lu Xia, you are so awesome!"

"This is too similar!"

……

Compared to everyone's shocked appearance, Lu Xia looked calm and smiled:

"Tell you, treat me better in the future, or you will use your voice indiscriminately and break the news to the paparazzi. Don't blame me."

have to say.

This sentence is too lethal.

Everyone knows.

Lu Xia is the ultimate sixth son, since he said so, maybe he will really do this, in case he talks nonsense to the paparazzi, is recorded, and becomes popular on the search.

such as……

He Jiong blew himself up as gay.

Who can stand up to this NM?

The key voice is still exactly the same, and it is difficult for them to argue.

"Okay, you won, I've convinced you, you stinky old six!"

Even though Huang Lei was helpless.

Still sighed deeply.

Impressed by Lu Xia's skill, he originally wanted to find an opportunity to counterattack, but now it seems that there is no need for this.

He doesn't have the guts anymore.

"I said, where did you learn this?"

He Jiong was stunned.

He is the host of [Quick Book], and he has interviewed many folk masters, among them is a famous ventriloquist master.

That master's ventriloquism is definitely second to none in China, and his family has learned it for generations, and it has been passed down for dozens of generations.

He himself has practiced for decades before he achieved his current proud results.

He Jiong heard him say that among all the voices, the human voice is the most difficult to imitate, because it needs to imitate the expression, voice, and the current state of mind.

It is impossible for a person to have only one expression, and it is impossible to have only one voice.

So even that ventriloquist...

It is also impossible to imitate the human voice casually.