Shen Fei still doesn't forget to think of a way for everyone, look, what a caring anchor...
As soon as Shen Fei finished speaking,
The voice of Lianmai came from the live broadcast room, and the ID showed "Xiao Zhou" and "Xiao Dai",
Shen Fei, who was idle and bored, said with a smile: "Here, it's time to get to work, let's connect the wheat first and see if she is a beautiful girl?"
The audience in the live broadcast room is expecting,
Shen Fei clicked Lianmai,
Look at these two people,
Immediately said: "Fuck, Beauty and the Beast! Aren't you two from Huya, why come here to join in the fun?"
That's right,
Lian Mai's sisters are obviously Zhou Jie and Dai Xiaomei.
As for why the two of them were able to guest-star on Douyin's live broadcast, this was a special privilege given to Zhou Jie and Dai Xiaomei by Huya's senior management.
If you have privileges, you will naturally have tasks.
As for what task,
Only Sister Zhou and Little Sister Dai know!
"Damn, Uncle Gou Ri, you are a beast, you are a beast, and your whole family is a beast!" The dumb bride became furious as soon as she showed her face~
Dai Xiaomei couldn't help laughing, she stretched out her hand to cover her small mouth, and suppressed a smile.
Shen Fei didn't scold the mute bride, and said leisurely, "Tsk tsk, someone's self-awareness is quite clear; I didn't write my name, so someone just substituted it in!"
Studio:
【Hahaha, sister Zhou collapsed again...】
[Please ask sister Zhou's psychological shadow area! 】
[Zhou Zhou's wife doesn't cry, beast is not a derogatory term, I didn't call you ugly, Uncle Huang just described you...cough, cough, I can't make it up~~]
"You..." Sister Zhou was so angry that Xiong Er was going to explode, she glared her beautiful eyes angrily, and gnashed her teeth, "Damn it, I have a way to report my address! Let's see if I dare to go to your house now!"
As she spoke, the girl stroked her sleeves.
"Cough cough, yes, please stop for a while," Shen Fei pointed to the watch time, "here, it's been 2 minutes now. Do you have a book to play? There are still 3 minutes, 3 minutes, I'm going to retreat soon~~"
"I, I,~~"
Sister Zhou hurriedly raised her hand and shouted, "I have it, but I don't order songs!"
"Then what are you doing? Don't worry, this anchor won't sing "Ugly" anymore~~" Shen Fei grinned,
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
Sister Zhou's white teeth were about to be gritted, and she suppressed her anger forcibly, "I don't order songs, I don't listen to the piano, and I don't listen to suona! I want to play something new today~~"
"Oh? What's a new method? A reward?" Shen Fei asked.
"Sure! You little bastard, if you don't give a reward, are you willing to work hard?" Sister Zhou curled her lips, "Listen well, answer a question from my mother. As long as my mother is satisfied, or more than 80.00% of the fans in the live broadcast room are satisfied, then it's fine. Pass!"
"Okay, tell me!"
Shen Fei shrugged indifferently,
If yes, answer it; if no, then don't answer it.
Anyway, I have nothing to lose.
"Please listen to the question~"
Sister Zhou said, "Mr. Zhou Shuren wrote an article, in which there is such a sentence: 'There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree'. Isn't this just counting words?"
"Just like the little author of this book, he always counts words when he has nothing to do. Is it true for all literati?"
Sister Zhou also made fun of the current online novel authors by the way, relying on the word count of Wuliangshui...
"Hehe, you're still a cultural banker, Master Lu Xun's article, you must not be able to understand it with your head~" Shen Fei laughed.
"Damn, my old lady's head? Come on, come on, come on, explain?" Sister Zhou was suddenly unconvinced.She just thought it was counting words in the water.
Shen Fei said: "To tell you the truth, this is really not a water figure! This is the master expressing a feeling of loneliness~~"
"What do you mean?"
Sister Zhou was dumbfounded.
All the audience, the major anchors, as well as Dai Xiaomei, and Zhuang Dafei were also on the spot in a daze.
PS: There will be another chapter later~~
Chapter 123 A bet, 2000 million fans in the live broadcast room are boiling!
[Uncle Huang: There are two pillows on your bed, one is yours and the other is yours!Sister Zhou: Abba, aba, aba~~]
[Hahahaha, Uncle Huang expressed Sister Zhou's lonely and sad mood~~]
[Abusive single dog, this is, Uncle Huang, you are such a dog.This fairy loves it so much~~]
【Depend on!The emperor's little dog! 】
[Sister Zhou, let's not play with him anymore, Uncle Huang is too shameless, let's go home and lick the wound. 】
[Yes, yes, what's wrong with the two pillows, I sleep on one every week and throw one away, it's just that rich and powerful~~]
[Sister Zhou, don't be afraid, if you need it, I will go over to accompany you right away, Master!Fight for one pillow to be yours, the other pillow to be mine, and it’s best to add another pillow to be our cub’s~~]
【Depend on!Upstairs, don't forget to turn off the lights.Think about Uncle Huang’s song, you must turn off the lights to avoid nightmares~~]
【Hahaha, you are all highly poisonous, sister Zhou is about to collapse~~】
at this time,
The little girl in the live broadcast room has already let out a goose cry from laughter, and she is about to get angry~~
Sister Zhou stared blankly and opened her mouth, her whole body was petrified...
Oops, it hurts my heart, it hurts so much! !
The red lips squirmed a few times, but couldn't say a word.
Uncle Huang, what's wrong with a single dog, my wife is a single dog!But don't fucking poke my mother's heart~~
Lanshou, shiitake mushrooms~~
The little girl Annie, who was covered under the blanket in her hometown, her laughter at this moment has alarmed the parents in the next room, and the mother even came over and knocked on the door, "It's the middle of the night, what are you laughing at, you stinky girl, hurry up!" sleep!"
"Hmm, cluck, just sleep, just sleep, cluck~~" Annie rolled on the bed with her slender legs holding the cup between her smiling legs.
Yang Mi in front of the screen was also grinning from ear to ear, "This stinky guy still has such a bad mouth, giggling~" But after that, Yang Mi became a little worried: I hope this kid won't lose his temper after yearning. Come up with this old six thing!
She was really worried that Shen Fei would mess around after he went to Yearning,
The entire reputation of Jiahang Entertainment has been ruined~~~
Zhuang Dafei smiled heartlessly, "Hahahaha, Brother Fei is still so funny, hahaha, this girl is going to laugh~~"
It's only been playing for ten minutes.
The online fans of Shen Fei's live broadcast room have reached 1500 million, and the number of fans is also increasing rapidly, breaking through 2000 million...
but,
There are very few rewards.
This group of sixth-year-old fans are really penny-pinching!
Looking at the live broadcast room with only bullet screens,
Shen Fei said solemnly: "To Sister A, it's time to fulfill the promise, let's give a reward!"
"Fuck, you, you..."
Sister Zhou finally came to her senses, and even secretly hated herself for having a brain twitch, why did she ask this guy such a question, but then, her beautiful eyes turned quickly, "Are the fans satisfied? Don't forget, more than 80.00% of the fans Just be satisfied!"
Shen Fei asked casually: "Tiezi, are you satisfied?"
then,
The screen in the live broadcast room is full of the word [satisfaction], neat and uniform, and the screen is swiped~~~~
After 5 minutes of [Satisfaction] swiping the screen,
Almost exploded the Douyin server,
Douyin's official night shift staff immediately reported to the leader: "Mr. X, it's not good, Uncle Huang's live broadcast room is going to be stuck! There are too many fans, and the online activity is too high, it got stuck several times..."
"What do you want to eat, limit the flow, limit the flow for other anchors, and send them to Uncle Huang!" Mr. X made a decision on the spot.
So far,
The stuttering phenomenon in the live broadcast room has only improved...
"Look, you are all satisfied, let's start, cheating is a dog!" Shen Fei said to Sister Zhou again.
"Damn! Who's cheating." Sister Zhou was not convinced, blushing and arguing thickly, "They are satisfied, but my mother is not satisfied yet! This is one of the prerequisites just now~~"
said,
Sister Zhou also turned her mouth upwards, her small expression was extremely sullen.
"Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive me!"
Shen Fei sighed, "All the words of a woman are unbelievable! The time is up, it's time to withdraw, brother is about to broadcast~~"
then,
Shen Fei waved to the audience in the live broadcast room,
A posture that is about to be broadcast.
Anyway, he is completely screwed: there are more than 1600 million online fans in the live broadcast room, none of them are capable, and they don't pay a dime, so it's meaningless for Shen Fei to continue to suffer.
He is really ready to broadcast!
I don't know,
At this time,
The voice of Lianmai invitation came from the live broadcast room again...
Shen Fei took a look: the ID is [I'm tired, I don't want to persist anymore].
Looking at this ID, Shen Fei grinned: "Someone is connected to the mic again? The name is 'I'm tired, I don't want to keep going'. Do you want to guess what role this person plays in life?"
"Oh, yes, it's a man!"
Shen Fei added hints.
This is just curiosity before the broadcast, and I have no plans to accept this Lianmai yet!
Live broadcast barrage:
[Damn, it's the same as my ID name! 】
[Hahaha, I guess it must be dog licking!Generally, those who call this name are undoubtedly licking dogs. 】
[Damn, don't fucking insinuate upstairs, I'm not a dog licker! 】
[This fairy guesses that he should be a married man. Family life is too tiring and stressful, so he came up with such a name! 】
[No, no, no, I think it should be a little fairy who is studying, maybe it's because the pressure of studying is too great. 】
[Why can't it be the mistress?I was completely disappointed in a hopeless love, so I chose this name! 】
Shen Fei asked curiously: "Sister A, what do you think?"
"Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn, can you stop calling A right? I'm so young, so young~" Sister Zhou was quite unconvinced, "But look at the name of this ID , I also guess it is dog licking! Do you want to make a bet?"
"Okay, what are you betting on?" Shen Fei shrugged indifferently, "Why don't you bet for a reward?"
"Fuck! You want to fart, but my mother won't let you do it!" Sister Zhou curled her lips, "Betting on whether you are a young child, dare you?"
Damn, it's Zhou Dazui.
This mouth... dare to say it.
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