This anchor is a real dog, if you earn enough 200, you can download it

Shen Fei smiled lightly: "You don't admit it, right? I, I, I, I have a friend who has been single for many years, and I recently discovered that he will add a lot of girls on WeChat, and almost every girl's circle of friends There are likes and comments from my friend..."

"Of course, don't ask me how I found out, it's not important!"

The live broadcast room laughed madly again:

[Haha, Nima, the little anchor is going to laugh me to death, inherit my money? 】

[It's "I have a friend series" again, I seriously suspect that that friend is Uncle Huang himself! 】

[Be sure, remove the "doubt"~~]

Shen Fei ignored the barrage in the live broadcast room,

Continued: "My friend asked me, 'Hey, Uncle Huang, do you think my behavior is considered a Neptune?' To Sister A, I really didn't mean you, so don't bring yourself into it~"

Originally, I was listening with great interest, thinking that this guy is a funny guy who can be very funny, but he made up a sentence like this,

Sister Zhou collapsed on the spot: "Damn! Damn it, I'm not a dog licker, I'm not a dog licker! I didn't even ask for the WeChat of the handsome brother..."

"Stop it, stop it, it doesn't matter." Shen Fei interrupted Sister Zhou's Lion Roar again, "I said, 'Sea King is the kind who is handsome and seductive everywhere, so he is called Sea King. You who lick people everywhere, At most a... sea dog!',"

【Hahaha, it’s okay, it’s okay, I’m going to laugh~~】

[Oh, mom, I didn't expect Uncle Huang not only to sing beautifully, but also to say that the jokes... are also top-notch,]

[Today I know why you hate Uncle Huang so much, and you're not far from fans!Nima, it’s so funny~~]

[No, this fairy needs to change the sheets! 】

[What happened to the little fairy upstairs? 】

[Children don't inquire about adults' affairs, anyway, it's uncomfortable to sleep when wet~~]

"From my friend, I found a way to be happy as a dog lick: When you are rejected by someone you like, you will definitely feel very uncomfortable~" Shen Fei continued, not forgetting to remind , "To A, I didn't mention you, really."

Sister Zhou: ...

Studio:……

"However," Shen Fei emphasized, "when you are rejected by many people, you will find that: its pain is offset! NIIT will not feel uncomfortable, you will only feel: there are too many people who reject me, you What kind of onion is it? You just ignore me at most, and people give me pigeon kisses! In comparison, you are still good to me!"

"So, I can understand the fact that you chased me to the Devil's City, I can understand! Really!"

Shen Fei summed it up like this,

The entire live broadcast room exploded again:

[Fuck!Fuck!Uncle Huang is so eloquent, what the hell, he couldn't help shouting "I'm a licking dog, I'm proud~"]

【Hahaha, so I am also the incarnation of Ultraman, I can bring light to this world! 】

[To be able to talk about licking a dog so freshly and refinedly, there is no sei!Nebula fighter, a small gift is not a tribute! 】

[Let me tell you a secret: the dumb bride is a licking dog! 】

[Pfft haha, I didn't expect that sister Zhou and I were the same kind of person, come to hold the claws~~]

[Sister Zhou?Call Miss Zhou, are you okay?Shall I call an ambulance for you? ! 】

At this time, the little girl was already laughing, feeling like her abs were about to burst into laughter; and sister Zhou, was already mad with anger, bouncing wildly on the bed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am not a dog licker, I am not a dog licker, I am not a dog licker!"

"Stay, stay, don't stop me, I'm going to kill this bastard right now!"

Sister Zhou went crazy and jumped off the bed,

Going to fuck Shen Fei with bare feet...

And the live broadcast room is also filled with gifts one after another,

But Shen Fei's mission today... is still far away!

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and soldiers still need to work hard.

Shen Fei didn't care about the barrage in the live broadcast room,

He smiled and said, "Don't order songs today!"

then,

Picking up the suona on the table again, "Tonight's theme, let's fix this!"

"Later, I will bring you an auditory feast! Absolutely festive, absolutely shocking!"

After Shen Fei finished speaking,

He has already picked up the pen and paper, "Well, please stay calm and wait for 3 minutes. If you are really in a hurry, then tap your little finger, and the little gift will go..."

[Damn, this sixth son still wants a gift! 】

【Hahaha, isn't this his nature.Free gifts, you can enjoy it! 】

[Yes, yes, free gift is required! 】

[Newcomers, please don't get big gifts! 】

in front of the screen,

Annie, who secretly watched the live broadcast, was already grinning from ear to ear, "Brother Shen Fei is really... so special. Tens of millions of fans in the live broadcast room have been turned into six by him..."

Even Xiao Tuantuan's big anchors who secretly came over from Douyin were all amused by Shen Fei's live broadcast and laughed at by the attributes of the sixth child...

Such a well-rounded anchor, no wonder his popularity has grown so fast!

Fortunately, the judging criteria for popular anchor activities in the third quarter: popularity + fans + tipping, comprehensive evaluation!

Although the emperor's uncle is popular enough, he can't do a reward.

Might not be able to win the championship.

3 minutes passed quickly,

Shen Fei was already holding the written paper,

sat in front of the piano,

He smiled and said, "This song is a combination of song and suona. The name of the song is one word——囍!"

Shen Fei licked his mouth, "How is it? Just listen to the title of the song, isn't it very festive?"

"Then, since it's twelve o'clock in the morning, midnight is the best time to play this piece of music!"

"Tiezi, prick up your ears and open up!!!"

……

……

PS: Excited to write, I forgot to play the tune, the next chapter will definitely, definitely!

Chapter 113 On How to Instantly Disappear 1000 Million Followers in the Live Streaming Room! We Need Our Uncle Emperor!

Hey, this song is played together with Suona,

The prelude music at the beginning should be a combination of piano and erhu, especially the sound of erhu, which highlights the bleak artistic conception of the piece itself.

It's a pity that Shen Fei doesn't know Erhu,

Therefore,

Just make do with the piano~~

Shen Fei put his hands lightly on the piano keys, and as the faint string music sounded, Shen Fei coughed lightly,

then,

A unique voice sounded:

"The eighteenth day of the first lunar month is an auspicious day for raising sorghum"

"Put on the red makeup, one foot and one hate, hastily cut~~"

"Abandon my lover, why not return, pretending to be beautiful!!"

"Cantanban red sandalwood, it's really hard to guess~~~"

The refrain sounded,

All the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly felt their scalps go numb.

Goosebumps all over my body,

The barrage is flying:

【Damn it, what kind of song is this? It's so eerie...】

[Nimma, goosebumps popped up in an instant~~]

【Depend on!Uncle Huang, you are fucking messing up.Is this so festive? 】

[Come on, come on, Uncle Huang, explain what the hell is jubilation, what~ what the fuck is jubilation! ! 】

【Day, I was peeing. As soon as I heard this passage, my hands trembled, and I just put my pants on~~】

Not only the tens of millions of fans in the live broadcast room were taken aback,

The little girl in front of the screen immediately trembled with fright, and quickly put her arms around Sister Zhou,

Sister Zhou pouted her lips contemptuously, "Tch, what's so scary~"

However, her hand was tightly gripping the armrest of the sofa, and the veins on the back of her hand were bulging, as if she was not as relaxed and calm as she appeared~~~

at the same time,

Zhuang Dafei and Reba in front of the screen were also taken aback, and Zhuang Dafei got into Reba's arms directly, her delicate body trembling~~

drive home from school,

Annie didn't care about eating supper, she hurriedly lay down on the bed, opened the live broadcast room of Shen Fei's brother,

Also heard this passage,

Immediately frightened, his little head retracted into the bed, "Oh, mom, it's so scary..."

Shen Fei naturally didn't know the situation in the studio,

The voice suddenly accelerated:

"Listen, turn it up three miles away at Maoshi,"

"Ping, the sound of horseshoes splashing, chopping and worrying,"

"It's too late, it's too soon,"

"Push the door and the fog will open"

"The wild cats have followed a few streets~"

"Go up the tree with a crooked neck, look around and see that she is waiting, this village is also strange,"

"Close the door, and it's Wang Ergou's shoes, left outside the house~"

"Leave her alone and remember~"

"Skin-to-skin love is beyond right and wrong"

"It's time to get off the horse"

"The official laughed~~"

"I'm just whimpering about my sorrow~~"

"She failed to answer the conversation again this time~"

"She laughed and cried"

"Guess why she laughed and cried..."

"Crying..."

"Look at how he is crying and laughing..."

This brisk chorus is indistinguishable, and the goosebumps of the audience in the live broadcast room slowly dissipated, as if seeing a wonderful picture of love in front of them:

night, village,

Red silk and red tents, festive but empty courtyards,