The blind date went to the wrong room, but was confessed by the other party

This teacher is a little different!

Fangzheng explained: "The bugs you gave me are the larvae of Coleoptera insects. They eat rotten wood for a living in the wild. You should have bought them online, right? The protein of this bug is six times that of beef, and the head is removed. You can eat it, and then the teacher will show you."

In front of everyone, he pinched off the heads of those bugs, and then slowly put them into his mouth.

Some girls in the classroom have covered their mouths one by one, and the hot pot on the table is no longer fragrant, and they look uncomfortable.

Fangzheng chewed generously, without any hesitation: "It tastes crunchy and tastes like chicken. I won't finish eating all of it. You can try it yourself later if you want to eat."

He swallowed the worms and continued to open the second gift box. After seeing him eating the worms, the classroom had already quieted down.

The second gift, Fang Zheng felt, was not as exciting as the first gift. It was a cobra with its mouth tied. As soon as the box was opened, the snake wrapped itself around Fang Zheng's palm.

However, Fangzheng did not panic. Instead, he tied the snake around his wrist like a watch.

The students were dumbfounded.

Fangzheng said: "It seems that the students' awareness of prevention is still good. Knowing that cobras are poisonous, the teacher tied up their mouths specially. It is very considerate. Thank you for giving me the little pets."

Fangzheng opened the third box, who knew that the last box had nothing special, only a dozen photos.

Fangzheng flipped through it.

"What are these pictures?"

In the classroom, suddenly a male student sitting at the back with studs on his ear said, "Teacher, these are the thirteen class teachers who took care of us before. Look at the back of the photo, it says the reason for their resignation!"

Fangzheng turned over the photos, and sure enough there were a few small words on the back of each photo.

"Leaving the job with a fractured right leg after jumping off the building.. because it was posted on the blackboard...resigned, and the electric shock caused a heart attack..."

Fangzheng raised his head: "These teachers should be fine in the end, right?"

The male student replied: "No one is dead! But now we will know whether they can still live normally. Teacher, I advise you not to be our class teacher, or you may have to become a photo in the future and we will put it in the box inside!"

Fangzheng looked at the classmate, and said with a half-smile: "Oh, really? Thank you for reminding me, but I'm not afraid. Please put away the computers and hot pots on your desks, and let's go to class!"

Chapter 6 Super Teacher

This teacher is a little ignorant.

The boy with the earrings was leaning on the table, not only crossed his legs, but also propped his arm on the table behind him like a big brother.

The boy glanced at the classmate on the right. Because there are single desks in the classrooms of Tulip Middle School, there is no such thing as the same desk, and each student is independent.

"Dongfang, fuck him!"

The full name of the boy next to him called Dongfang by the man with earrings is Shang Dongfang. He wears glasses and has a crew cut. He looks very honest.

Hearing the voice beside him, Shang Dongfang glanced at the cobra wrapped around his wrist above the podium with some fear, shrank his neck and whispered timidly:

"Brother Biao, no... not good, what if something happens?"

The man with the earrings smashed his tongue, and kicked Shang Dongfang's ass hard: "You bastard! What are you afraid of? I'm the one who has an accident, you just listen to me and do it!"

Shang Dongfang looked at the threatening expression of the man with the stud earrings, and took out a small button-like thing from his bag.

He muttered something silently in his heart, as if he was praying for Fangzheng. At the same time as the button was pressed, the metal belt tied to the cobra's mouth on Fangzheng's wrist unexpectedly gave out the sound of electric shock!

A current that is not fatal but enough to cause a coma sizzled in the man's hand!

But now that Fang Zheng has the body of an insect, the electric current stimulated Fang Zheng and the poisonous snake at the same time. As a result, the poisonous snake was twisted and twisted vigorously by the electric current, but Fang Zheng was unscathed.

The stud man was dumbfounded when he saw this scene, and looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.

No way, this teacher is not even afraid of electric shock? !This is the electric bracelet that I bought from the Internet specially!

And at this moment, after the electric shock bracelet released a strong current for a short period of time, black smoke unexpectedly came out for some reason, and the metal ring burned and collapsed from the middle!

Cobra is free!The cobra paralyzed by the electric current looked like it was attacking!The tail wrapped around Fangzheng's arm, and he opened his mouth wide.

"Teacher, teacher! Snake! Snake!"

Some timid students in the classroom saw this scene, and they were so frightened that they didn't care about any pranks or not.

After all, the cobra has now spit out snake letters and stood up!

They didn't expect such a situation to happen. Originally, everyone just discussed using an electric shock bracelet to bully this new teacher!

But now the cobra accidentally broke free, and spotted Fang Zheng's wrist!

The two fangs pierced the skin fiercely, and the venom mixed with the blood flowed down Fangzheng's arm.

There was a panicked exclamation in the classroom.

"teacher!"

But who knew, just when everyone was so frightened that they had caused a catastrophe, it was Fang Zheng who was bitten by a poisonous snake and calmed down.

Because the system rewarded him just now, it has already made his body immune to almost all the toxins in the world, and the mere snake venom cannot enter the blood at all. At best, there are two small red spots on the wrist that were bitten out by the fangs.

Fangzheng easily pinched the snake's head with his fingers, thinking that these children play around without thinking about the consequences at all.

It's a good thing they didn't let go of the snake on purpose, or else it wouldn't be as simple as educating them.

"Old...teacher, you were bitten by a cobra!?"

Fangzheng glanced at his wound, raised his head and said, "Which one of you has a bottle? I'll pack this snake to prevent it from biting people again!"

Fangzheng looked around, but unfortunately, the students in the classroom were already there, and no one spoke.

Fangzheng saw that there was a bottle of pulsation that was almost finished on the student table in the front row, so he walked down by himself, grabbed the struggling cobra with one hand, unscrewed the bottle cap with the other hand, and put the cobra Push it in hard.

After finishing, he took a long breath:

"Students, jokes should be moderate. Cobras are highly poisonous. If you are bitten like me in the future, you must go to the nearest hospital for antibody injection as soon as possible, remember?"

Fangzheng put his hands behind him, trying to appear as friendly as possible:

"Because the teacher is going to the hospital now, I won't teach you this afternoon. You can continue to eat hot pot and play table tennis, but starting tomorrow, these things are not allowed to be brought to the hospital. Come in the classroom, or if I see one and collect one in the future, do you know everything?"

There was silence in the classroom.

Fangzheng nodded in satisfaction, thinking that he should have stumbled upon this group of students by mistake, right?

He raised the hand that was still bleeding from the cobra bite, which was an invisible warning: "Very well, then I'm leaving, see you tomorrow, classmates!"

Following Fangzheng, he walked out of the classroom unhurriedly.

Students in the classroom, you look at me, I look at you, like the prelude of the storm, after the silence, it is like thunder!

"My Cao! Did you all see it just now!"

"Who can't see this? This teacher is no longer human. Is there anything wrong with being bitten by a cobra?"

"And he dared to eat bugs, such disgusting things!"

"This teacher should be fine, right?"

"It's so perverted! Well...if this teacher comes tomorrow, what should we do? Are we going to punish him?"

.....

After Fangzheng left the classroom, he originally planned to go back to his office to sort out the materials.

He himself didn't plan to formally attend class this afternoon. After all, he had just joined the job. Apart from teaching, he still had a lot of details about the school that he needed to know.

It's just that Fangzheng forgot the fact that he was holding a cobra in his hand, and the result was that he had just walked into the office.

A female teacher saw the bottle in Fangzheng's hand, and the cobra opened its bloody mouth at the female teacher through the bottle, so frightened that Fang Zheng almost staggered and fell to the ground.

"Teacher Fang, what's in your bottle?!"

Fangzheng picked up the bottle, shook it, and replied, "It's just a cobra. The students frightened me to play, so don't be afraid."

"Learn.. students?"

The female teacher's face was pale, and she obviously wanted to stay away from Fang Zheng. The other party accidentally saw Fang Zheng's wrist, and found two red spots on Fang Zheng's skin that looked like they had been bitten by a poisonous snake. She immediately covered her mouth.

"Teacher Fang, you...you were bitten by a cobra?!"

Fangzheng frowned and let out an ah.

As for things like colleagues, they are still very caring at certain times, especially female colleagues, when they saw Fangzheng being bitten, they immediately took out their mobile phones and wanted to call the infirmary.

Fortunately, Fangzheng quickly stopped him, and said that he planned to go to the hospital right now, so he didn't need to bother the teachers in the infirmary.

Although the main purpose of saying this was to keep others from knowing about the changes in his body, Fangzheng actually wanted to go to the hospital to have a look.

The system gave him an insect body, saying that he could be immune to poisonous diseases, and now he didn't feel any movement such as an increase in heart rate, but after all, things like the system were illusory, and he still had to go to the hospital for an examination before he could rest assured.

After leaving the school, he found an excuse to hand over the poisonous snake to the relevant department, and then went to the hospital. After a series of examinations, the doctor told Fang Zheng that he was in good health, and he let out a sigh of relief.

The system is still very reliable.

But before Fangzheng left the hospital, the phone suddenly rang, and it rang several times in succession.

The mobile phone displayed a WeChat message, which was sent by the sister in the morning.

Qingqiu (kidnapping his eldest sister): "Do you have time? If you have time, call me now."

Qingqiu (kidnapping his elder sister): "I told my family about my boyfriend, and my mother wants to see you tomorrow. Do you have time to come out early today to discuss countermeasures?"

Chapter 7 Shopping

Fangzheng looked puzzled.

I found out the number I just added in the morning and called, and the answering speed there was quite fast.

Fangzheng: "Hey sister, are you kidding me? You told the family about us so quickly? Your mother... no, auntie still believed it and said she wanted to see me?"

Jiang Xiyao's cold voice came out: "It's not convenient to talk about things on the phone, do you have time to come out?"

Fangzheng stood at the entrance of the hospital, thinking that he came out in the name of seeing a doctor anyway, so he shouldn't have to go back to school in the afternoon.

"I do have time..."

Jiang Xiyao: "What about the location, I'll go find you now."

Fangzheng looked back at the name of the hospital: "Lvteng Second People's Hospital."

If it weren't for the businessman's speed, it might also be that Jiang Xiyao herself was not far from Fangzheng, and it didn't take 15 minutes from the phone call to the meeting between the two.

As a red Porsche parked in front of the hospital, passers-by on the road cast envious and amazed glances. The fusion of beauties and luxury cars couldn't help but attract people's attention.

Jiang Xiyao looked at Fangzheng standing there, and said flatly, "Get in the car, I'll take you somewhere first."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Fang Zhengbian got into a luxury car worth tens of millions of beauties wearing clothes worth a hundred yuan.

How did you make yourself look like a softie?

Damn the system, although the body enhancement given by the first reward is not bad, but you have to give some money, otherwise how can you have the confidence to talk to this big sister?

Fangzheng was sitting in the co-pilot, Jiang Xiyao waited until Fangzheng put on his seat belt, and looked at his not too excited face.

Jiang Xiyao asked curiously: "Why are you in the hospital? You were injured on the first day of work?"

Fangzheng glanced at his right arm, and replied:

"I was accidentally bitten by a snake, nothing happened."

Jiang Xiyao stepped on the accelerator, with a curious expression on her face: "Can you still be bitten by a snake in school? It's terrible. This afternoon may waste a lot of your time. You should ask the school for leave in advance."

Fangzheng: "..."

Fangzheng: "Sister, do you always talk like this when you talk to people?"

Jiang Xiyao drove a Porsche through the busy traffic.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my speech?"

Glancing at the woman's delicate side face, Fangzheng shook his head, lamenting that God is really unfair, good-looking, rich and good-looking, all in one!Why? !

Fangzheng thought for a while and said, "It's not a big problem, but I feel that your words are always a bit cold."

Jiang Xiyao's beautiful eyes moved: "The meeting with the staff in the morning made me feel a little bad. Let me pay attention, sorry."

Fangzheng discovered that Jiang Xiyao had an advantage, he would not involve his emotions at work into his private life.

At least they are actively avoiding the overflow of emotions, which is a rare ability in social interaction.

"Where are we going now?" Fang Zheng asked.

"Go to the mall, I'll pick out some clothes for you to wear to my house tomorrow night, you don't look good now."