Urban Elf: This trainer is full of anti-bones

She got up and picked up the note from the door, there were still a few lines of slightly scribbled writing on it.

The scrawled handwriting instantly let her know the owner of the note.

It was Lin Mo who had just been blasted away by her.

"Thank you Teacher Zhu Qin! Your kindness and virtue will always be remembered in my heart (crying)!"

"Also, don't you really think about giving me a special after-school tutoring for this 'excellent student' (funny)?"

Zhu Qin was amused by Lin Mo's words and burst out laughing.

The previous gloomy and unhappy emotions were also swept away, and Lin Mo's cheap smile seemed to appear in his mind.

I was so happy as if I had discovered a new world.

"This bastard looks cheerful, but he's not very good at expressing himself~"

"But fortunately, I still have a little conscience."

Zhu Qin lowered her head and read the sentence about "after-school tutoring" on Lin Mo's note again.

Slowly added in his heart: "This kid has a bit of conscience, but not much."

Brother Jiuzhang, do you know that Xanadu has a husband?

Lin Mo walked out of the office and down the teaching building.

His expression was a little dazed, as if he was still moved by what happened just now.

He bumped into the tall boy in front of him.

Lin Mo looked up, and a familiar face appeared in front of his eyes.

"The sea!"

"Wow! Brother Mo, don't you look at the road when you walk!"

A bronze-skinned teenager in a basketball uniform rubbed his bumped nose and complained in pain.

Li Hanhai, known to all his friends as Dahai, is also Lin Mo's best friend and tablemate.

With a height of nearly two meters, he is a member of the basketball team.

I don't know when it started, but the two have become acquainted with each other for no reason, and they often leave school together.

The last two classes were their training time, which happened to coincide with Zhu Qin's class.

The other students have already left after school,

Dahai also learned about the "Garbine Bastard" incident and the "After-school tutoring for top students" incident that happened today through gossip.

He simply stood here and waited for Lin Mo, never thinking that if he was not careful, he would be physically hit by Lin Mo.

A warm liquid slowly flowed down Li Hanhai's nasal cavity.

But what he is more curious about now is what happened in the office.

It doesn't look like Lin Mo has been harshly judged by the interview now.

He sees clearly,

Lin Mo walked down with a smile on his lips.

"How is it? How about after-school tutoring?"

There was a gleam of light in Li Hanhai's eyes, combined with the blood slowly flowing from his upper nose, it was a little obscene.

"I can't say it's cool, I can only say that art comes from life, right? Are you envious?"

Lin Mo stroked his chin, recalling the little things in the office just now, and said with some insatiable meaning.

It's not that he has any unreasonable thoughts, it's just that beautiful black silk legs that are constantly swaying in front of his eyes, and that faint body fragrance.

It really made him remember deeply.

After hearing this, Dahai rolled his eyes and said:

"I'm not envious, you know my XP system, I don't like Miss Yu."

It was only then that Lin Mo remembered that Dahai had his own unique XP system.

Unlike most novice trainers who like cute elves, Dahai likes Xanadu.

This is very similar to some of the two stinging apes who called Xanadu's wife every day in the previous life.

If it weren't for Dahai's shallow knowledge of elves, Lin Mo would have doubted whether Dahai was traveling with him.

He had told Lin Mo more than once that he would become an elf trainer.

You must go to the high-level secret realm to catch a Lalulas and cultivate it into Xanadu. Obviously, Dahai's love for Xanadu has reached an obsessive level.

but……

There is a fact that Lin Mo has been hesitant to tell the other party.

That is……

Lin Mo struggled for a while, and finally made up his mind to tell Dahai the news.

After all, it was also for his own good, a conscientious person like himself.

It is indeed rare.

"Dahai, I have to tell you something today, and it's for your own good."

Lin Mo's meaningful tone made Dahai suddenly feel bad.

His face suddenly changed. According to what he knew about Lin Mo, now there is a bad luck guy who is going to be unlucky.

Not surprisingly...

I am about to have an accident!

It's a pity that Lin Mo didn't make any pause, and then said:

"Did you know that Xanadu has no distinction of sexual characteristics?"

"That is to say, Xanadu looks the same regardless of whether it is male or female, and their ratio of male to female is one to one."

"If you want to know whether Xanadu is male or female, you have to lift your skirt, and you have a 90.00% chance of finding a surprise."

"What a surprise, you know!"

Dahai: "???"

After Lin Mo finished speaking, Da Hai opened his mouth wide in horror, and stared at Lin Mo in disbelief.

"Lin Mo, you are kidding me! I don't believe it, and if the probability is one to one, shouldn't there be only one half of the probability?"

He suddenly blocked his ears, not to listen to Lin Mo's words.

"Here, there is a secret treasure prop called a big rhizome, and it has a miraculous effect when paired with Xanadu!

Basically, Xanadu will carry this kind of secret treasure props! "

Lin Mo looked at the sea playfully, then shook his head as if thinking of something.

Dahai is still too young, if those old buddies in the previous life heard this.

I'm afraid it will be more exciting, right?

[Get +20 negative emotion value from Li Hanhai...]

[Get +20 negative emotion value from Li Hanhai...]

……

Hearing the system prompts that kept coming from his ears, Lin Mo looked at the sea covering his ears and smiled slightly.

I didn't expect you to be so arrogant with thick eyebrows and big eyes. You say no, but your body is very honest!

In Dahai's heart, he has gradually believed what Lin Mo said just now.

The defense line in his heart collapsed bit by bit, and Hai Hai's entire body froze in place.

So... his beloved Xanadu.

In fact, is it really possible to be a male?

Even the female...maybe with a large rhizome? ? .

Chapter Ten Isn't a male younger sister a younger sister?

"clatter!"

Lin Mo stopped, only to realize that the sea had petrified at some point.

The painting style has turned into a gloomy gray, as if he has lost hope in life.

In fact, he wanted to remind the other party about this matter a long time ago. After all, this knowledge point was learned in the textbook of the second year of high school.

Lin Mo didn't expect Dahai's grades to be so poor that he didn't even understand such a simple theory.

After standing still for a while, Lin Mo walked up to Dahai and patted him on the shoulder.

Reassured:

"O sea, you don't have to be sad, it doesn't matter whether Xanadu is male or female, as long as it looks beautiful and attractive, it doesn't matter."

Yeah!

You can't discriminate against people just because they are male. A male sister is not a younger sister?

"What a meow!!"

The sea almost broke down and roared out.

Then he put his hands together and asked Lin Mo, "Brother Mo, I beg you not to mention this matter again..."

"Little brother will be your cow and horse for the rest of my life!"

Dahai's mentality has been broken by Lin Mo.

Unexpectedly, Lin Mo’s ability to hate people is indistinguishable from friend and foe. After Yuan Dahai learned that Lin Mo compared the Frog Seed to a "garlic bastard", he sneered at the students who chose the Frog Seed as the initial elf.

He didn't expect the retribution to come so quickly, and it didn't take long before Lin Mo gave him a mental blow that he would never forget.

He has lived for 18 years and only has two hobbies, one is basketball, and the other is singing and dancing (crossed out) Xanadu.

But now Lin Mo told him that he was thinking day and night every day, posters pasted in the room, computer desktop wallpaper, Xanadu plush toys, etc.

In fact, it is very likely to be a male?

And Lin Mo actually said that they are all the same, how can this be the same! (crying)...

Watching that Hai Hai quickly surpassed Zhu Dagang and became the second big brother on today's contribution list.

Lin Mo was relieved for a while, he was indeed a good brother of his brother.

Helping his best friend to review the knowledge of the second year of high school is a good deed.

In order to repay Dahai's kindness, Lin Mo decided to help Dahai preview his university courses.

"Dahai, do you know that Xanadu can lay eggs with stinky mud?"

Dahai: "???"

Dahai imagined "Smelly Mud and Xanadu.avi" in his mind.

Then the pupils shrank to the extreme, and his face was full of shock.

Shaking his head vigorously, he threw this picture like Cthulhu's mental pollution out of his mind.

The sea collapsed and said:

"Brother! You don't like me, how about I give you one?"

As if he was about to kneel down, Lin Mo hurriedly pulled him back.

"No, no, the sea! Just kidding!"