Fantasy: I can deduce that the future big brother is drinking milk
Xiao Yi traveled to the world of ancient martial arts. On the first day, he fainted from hunger in front of a pretty widow...
Fortunately, the system installation was successful!But he found that his simulation system was different from others!
From then on, he dressed in fresh clothes and angered the horse, wielding swords in the rivers and lakes, and embarked on the road of no return by cutting off people's fortunes and seizing people's opportunities.Unexpectedly, from the moment he stepped into the rivers and lakes, everything was in chaos...
The queen and princess call his lover;
The lady of the family called him brother;
The demon girl scolded him for being heartless;
The saint of Xianzong told him, go, go, press my hair...
For countless years since then, no matter how the world changes, he has always lived at ease!
(The protagonist kills decisively, kills if he has the strength, and kills if he has no strength, anyway, there is a system)
Please read the five chapters before deciding whether to give up the book, it's really good-looking!
Chapter 1 Start Simulation (Favorites)
Linxiang County
Lihua Lane in the west of the city
Just in the afternoon, the sun was scorching and the heat wave was rolling.
The street full of people's voices gradually quieted down, and occasionally there were a few cicadas singing from the willow trees on both sides.
There are many teahouses, taverns, pawn shops, and rice shops on both sides of the street, and there are many small vendors with umbrellas in the open space on both sides.
A young Zaoli in Tsing Yi was lying on a bamboo chair and dozed off. On his head was a cloth cover with a unique shape and bright colors, and the words on it were even more refreshing.
"Little rabbit, be good, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in..."
A little girl about 4 or 5 years old with two croissant braids, humming and jumping all the way, ran up to her and yelled.
"Ha! Caught a thief... cluck cluck... cluck."
Before he finished speaking, he started laughing.
Skillfully, the little hands took out a bamboo stick from the bamboo tube of the wooden cabinet, and tied a piece of golden and oily food from the lotus leaves wrapped one by one on the counter.
Quickly stuffing it into his small mouth, Kacha Kacha chewed, and a tempting fragrance came out.
"Hmm~"
Xiao Yi turned over, revealing the word "catch" on his back, without opening his eyes, the corners of his mouth curled up and joked.
"I'm resting today, what kind of thief are I catching! Yaya, don't you bother eating every day?"
On the yellow cloth cover above his head, it says "Big Face Chicken Chop", and next to it are four large characters "Buy one get one free."
"Heck...how come? I think brother Yi's chicken chops are the best in the world!"
As the little girl spoke, she tied a piece of chicken chop from the lotus leaf and put it into her mouth.
As if feeling that the words just now were not strong enough, she raised her face, straightened her chest, and said seriously: "It's better than my mother's bean curd and tea eggs!"
"Yaya, how many times have I told you that your brother Yi's chicken chops are for sale, not for you! You child, you are disobedient..."
A woman wearing an apron and a Jingchai sarong came over from a nearby shop and reprimanded her.
Seeing the woman coming, Xiao Yi immediately sat up, smiled and said: "It's okay, sister-in-law, don't worry about it, let Yaya eat, how much can her little stomach eat?"
"I have already explained to Aunt Chen that when I went to the yamen to meet Mao, Yaya came and took whatever she wanted to eat."
"Oh...Xiao Yi, just get used to her!"
The woman looked a little helpless, looking at her daughter who made faces at her, angry and funny.
This woman's surname is Bai, but it's hard to find out her name. Everyone calls her Bai Niangzi.
Her husband died early, and she and her only daughter depended on each other for life.
These are all Xiao Yi heard from the neighbors in the neighborhood. Anyway, during the three years together, he has never heard the white lady mention her husband...
The mother and daughter of the white lady relied on a bean curd shop to make ends meet, and later sold some other foods, such as tea eggs, iron plate tofu, and egg-filled pancakes.
"Sister-in-law, how about my idea for you?"
Before the other party could reply, Xiao Yi had already started talking triumphantly.
"Let me just say, this summer, come to a bowl of tofu flower chilled with well water, pour some chili oil, pour some vinegar; and two tea eggs, it will definitely be enjoyed by the emperor!"
"Hush! Don't talk nonsense, be careful of causing trouble..." The woman said anxiously with a nervous face.
Looking at the expression of the woman in front of him, Xiao Yi couldn't help feeling amazed.
Although the Jingchai sarong, it can't hide its charm at all. The most rare thing is that there is an air of grace and luxury in every gesture.
This is very unusual!
She was originally a snow lotus, but she lived like a grass.
"Pity……"
Xiao Yi sighed inwardly.
I don't know if I feel sorry for the white lady, or for her husband, or something else...
"Haha, sister-in-law, don't be nervous. I'm just kidding. It's just the three of us here. Who else can tell the truth?"
He didn't care, and said with a smile.
"That's not okay, you are now a member of the Gongmen, so you have to be more careful!"
Xiao Yi waved his hands again and again, changing the topic: "Sister-in-law, have you settled the bill at Taibailou?"
The white lady nodded slightly, took out a few pieces of silver from the purse tied around her waist, and handed it over.
"Well, I'm about to give it to you. I heard that the distinguished guests of Taibailou are very satisfied with your chicken chops."
"Thank you so much, I also benefited from your favor, sold dozens of bowls of tofu flower!"
With a smile on the corner of Xiao Yi's mouth, he mocked himself: "Why are you being polite to me? Sister-in-law, if it weren't for you, I would have starved to death on the street, and now the grass on the grave is probably two feet deep..."
In fact, he is not from this world. In the 21st century of the earth, 996 is blessed to live a good life.
baffling!
After crossing, I came to an abandoned earth temple outside Linxiang County.
Travelers should be ambitious and do something grand.
Therefore, he categorically rejected the solicitation of a team of beggars outside the city, held his head high and walked into the gate of Linxiang County.
Candidates with unknown identities will not be hired!
Applying for a porter, he has been sub-healthy for a long time, so he really only has the power to restrain the chicken...
Hit the wall one after another!
When passing by the Baijia Douhua shop, I finally fainted from hunger...
……
The real beatings made him understand that a penny can really beat a hero!
Traveling must first start with being able to eat!
Fortunately, he used to love food and had excellent chicken cooking skills. With the help of the white lady, he opened his own small stall.
"Big Face Chicken Chop" officially opened.
With the show operation of "buy one get one free", the business quickly improved, and life became better.
……
However, he is not very satisfied with today's life!
"Bah, bah, bah, talk nonsense!"
The white lady frowned slightly, she said angrily, and turned to leave.
Xiao Yifu lay down again, with many thoughts in his mind.
It's been three years...
He has fully integrated into this world and has a lot of understanding about it.
In this world, there are Beili, Xiqin, and Nanchu, and the three kingdoms stand together as horns of each other.
This is Linxiang County, Nanchu County, a small county under Changsha County.
The most important thing is that martial arts are prosperous here, and force is the foundation of a country.
Flying flowers and picking leaves can hurt people, grass, trees, bamboo and stones can be used as swords, crossing rivers with a reed, and flying over eaves and walls are routine operations.
Moreover, I heard from scholars that there are peerless masters who can split mountains and rivers, enter the sky and enter the earth, slay demons and eliminate demons...
This is very exciting!
Which boy didn't have a dream of Jiang Hu since he was a child...
Imagine yourself, number one in the world, the only one who respects me, order the world, dare not refuse!
So, for the past three years, he has been striving to become a martial arts master!
Looking forward to the day when "sword energy spans [-] miles, one sword radiates cold nineteen states"!
At this time.
Yaya, who was still eating happily, pointed at the two Tsing Yi Zaoli walking in the distance, and shouted.
"Brother Yi, look, the bulletin board is about to post a list again..."
Since Xiao Yi became a Tsing Yi soap slave two months ago.
She pays attention to the bulletin board at Dongjiekou every day...
Who lost their cattle...
Whose clothes were stolen...
Whose wife ran away...
The little girl is clear, it was her brother Yi who broke those eucalyptus.
Xiao Yi, who was thinking wildly on the bamboo chair, had a look of joy on his face, and sat up abruptly.
"Yaya, you can play here, I'll go and have a look..."
After leaving a sentence, he hurried towards Dongjiekou.
"This time, don't be trivial and bullshit. Every time you overkill, you waste my treasure for nothing!"
Xiao Yi muttered to himself.
Dongjiekou
bulletin board
This is set up by the county government to announce some government orders and civil events in the city.
In summer afternoons, there were few pedestrians on the street, and after the two Zaolis finished posting the notice, there were only a few people watching.
"It's a bad year, 5000 taels of silver, the Zhang family has suffered a blood loss this time!"
"That's what Zhang's family deserves. The rice is so expensive and it's also mixed with bran. This kind of profiteer deserves to be stolen."
"Yes, if you want me to say, this is so beautiful..."
After a quick glance, it turned out that it was the Zhang family, a big family in the city, who was patronized empty-handed by a well-known thief in the Jianghu, and stole ten thousand taels of silver. The Zhang family offered a reward of 3000 taels for arresting the thief.
this is not bad!
This must be a master, and he also has a superb lightness kung fu, which is amazing!
"This is exactly what I want..." Xiao Yi secretly delighted.
Immediately, he narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at the bulletin board in front of him, his eyes gradually became hollow...
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