"The dog thief turned into the president of the Dog Lovers Association?"
the other side.
When the twenty or so extreme dog lovers heard He Tianlong's words, they almost exploded in anger:
"Ah, so angry."
"I'm so mad, I want to kill He Tianlong."
"My God, who the hell are we giving money to?"
"Fuck, we dog lovers donate money to dog thieves?"
"Master, can you help us ask, how did He Tianlong turn from a dog thief to a dog loving president?"
"Yes, yes, master, ask us why He Tianlong changed from a dog-headed thief to the president of the Dog Lovers Association..."
Seeing everyone request.
Shen Chen looked at He Tianlong and said with a smile:
"He Tianlong."
"You tell everyone."
"I am a dog thief."
"Why did you become the president of the Dog Lovers Association?"
He Tianlong immediately answered honestly:
"Grandmaster……"
"Because of a story."
"The Tale of the Hamster and the Toilet Rat."
"At that time, Li Si, the Prime Minister of the Qin State, was a small official in charge of the granary."
"When he went to the toilet, he saw skinny rats eating X, and ran away in terror when he saw people."
"When he went to the granary, he saw fat and strong mice eating corn in the granary, and they were not afraid or ran away when they saw people."
"so……"
"Li Si just came up with an answer."
"The same mouse has different fates in different places."
"so……"
"After I was hanged and beaten for stealing a dog."
"I was just thinking about finding a good job."
"I found a pastoral dog sold to a dog meat shop, and it was only about 200."
"But those pet dogs can be sold for hundreds of dollars, thousands of dollars, or even tens of thousands of dollars."
"then……"
"I'll be a pet shop."
"After becoming a pet shop."
"I found out that there are more profitable ones."
"It's just some pet bloggers spreading their fame."
"After becoming famous, some people don't want to keep pets, so I leave them to them, and they sell the pets to pet shops."
"then……"
"I became a pet blogger."
"After becoming a pet blogger."
"I found a more profitable project again."
"I found out that some dog lovers on the Internet are boycotting dog meat shops."
"And then a lot of people donate to these dog lovers and make a lot of money..."
Barbara...
He Tianlong is still talking.
The water friends in the live broadcast room actually listened with gusto:
"What the hell."
"Can the story of the hamster and the toilet rat be understood in this way?"
"I also have a novel feeling, why is there still a little inspiration?"
"Combining truth with facts, I seem to have discovered the unlocking code to become a winner in life?"
"Why do farmers earn so little from farming, and why do celebrities earn so much? If farmers are trained from a young age, they may not be able to become stars, right?"
"That is to say, the path you take determines your ultimate achievement and the upper limit. I have realized it, I have realized it, and I feel that I have attained the Tao..."
a time.
The live broadcast room was very lively.
Many people even regard He Tianlong as their life mentor.
at the same time.
He Tianlong continued to tell:
"Grandmaster……"
"You don't know."
"Those dog lovers."
"They're such idiots."
"As long as I make some videos and say something about loving dogs, they will donate to me."
"It's fine to donate, and some people even regard me as an idol and volunteer to sleep with me."
"The dog lovers earn so much money, I climbed up from the bottom, so naturally I can't let it go."
"so……"
"I quickly developed new ways to play."
"for example……"
"Continuously making dog-loving remarks."
"Design some bitter scenes."
"For example, not seeing a doctor for my mother."
"Don't buy a wedding house for your son, etc."
"Then dog lovers keep donating to me."
"There are many people who don't want to keep pets anymore, so they give them to me."
"Then……"
"I sold it backhanded."
"Another sum of money."
Speaking of it.
He Tianlong showed anger on his face:
"but……"
"More and more people have discovered this wealth code."
"There are more and more dog lovers on the market, which have taken away my traffic."
"then……"
"I can only be more crazy and extreme."
"Others dare to bow to the dog, I dare to kneel to the dog."
"If others dare to lift the table of the dog meat shop, I dare to tear down the dog shop."
"If others dare to block the dog truck, I dare to snatch the dog from the dog truck."
"that's it."
"I'm getting more and more famous."
"There are more and more stupid fans who love dogs."
"They kept donating money to me, and a girl left me a message some time ago."
"She said that her mother gave her 2000 living expenses a month."
"In addition, she works part-time. Donate 3000 to me every month, and I can't touch myself."
Shen Chen chuckled: "Do you think those dog lovers are stupid?"
"Yes."
"There's nothing wrong with normal people loving dogs."
"But dogs can't be more important than parents, can they?"
"I have a lot of fans now, and they value dogs more than family members."
"Master Shen..."
"I've said everything I need to say."
"Can you let me go?"
Shen Chen laughed and said, "I want you to meet some people."
"Who?"
He Tianlong asked hurriedly.
"Crack..."
Shen Chen used the large space technique.
"Whoosh whoosh..."
"Whoosh whoosh..."
"Whoosh whoosh..."
Those more than 20 extreme dog lovers who rushed to transport dog carts with He Tianlong.
Shen Chen used the big space technique to transfer them all to He Tianlong, who was staring at He Tianlong with hatred.
Among them, the young woman who was talking to Shen Chen gritted her teeth:
"He Tianlong."
"Are you saying we're all brain-dead?"
Chapter 121 Fuck, there are really dogs in this world
shuh...
He Tianlong's expression changed drastically.
He just said that these extreme dog fans are stupid.
In a blink of an eye, these extreme dog fans appeared in front of his eyes, isn't this just playing with himself?
"Listen to me explain..."
He Tianlong was anxious and wanted to explain.
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