I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

These cars are really not friendly to big fat people.

The old eunuch Li usually sits on the tipping bucket of the dump truck.

Before he competed with Bassong for strength, he also had the idea of ​​finding a mount for himself.

However, considering that if he was riding on Bassong's back, he would be taller than the Long Live Lord riding on Buckley's back, Old Eunuch Li firmly refused to accept it, and the plan to mount the horse had to be abandoned in the end.

Churchill didn't think about riding an elephant, but he did miss his spacious and luxurious carriage.

But now is a new era.

As a progressive reformist leader, Churchill had to lead by example.

Leaning on crutches and supported by his servants, Churchill walked through the long yard to the villa where the queen was.

Judging from what he saw and heard along the way, Churchill knew that Her Majesty the Queen had also benefited a lot from this round of economic prosperity, and had most likely made up for the shortfall during the previous stock market crash, and even had a surplus.

Sure enough, as soon as she saw Churchill, Elizabeth enthusiastically stretched out her left hand from the silk glove.

There are rumors in the world that when Li Hongzhang visited Europe for the first time in 1896, when he met the Queen, Victoria extended his hand to Li Hongzhang.

Li Hongzhang didn't know it was a hand kiss, thought he was asking for a gift, so he hurriedly put a diamond ring given to him by Empress Dowager Cixi on the queen's hand.After the Queen put on the ring, she stretched out her hand again. Li Hongzhang thought that the Queen was too greedy, and if he had any other gifts to give, he could only stand awkwardly.

It is unknown whether this incident is true or not, but there is indeed a stunned young man in later generations who punched Queen Elizabeth when she reached out her hand, which is very talented.

This weird and unhygienic etiquette of kissing hands is completely unnecessary for Ming Dynasty.

But Churchill was a master at it.

Churchill, who had found it very difficult to nod to the Earl of Dalhousie before, bent down deftly this time, took Victoria's well-maintained hand and kissed it.

Victoria withdrew her hand, handed it to the servant to wipe it carefully with a silk scarf, then applied whale brain grease, and put it back into the glove.

"Oh, Churchill, what a great Prime Minister you are!"

There was an uncontrollable smile on Victoria's face, "It was you who saved the economy of the empire, and it was you who made our stock market soar!"

Churchill showed a humble gentlemanly smile, shook his head and said, "Glory to God, I just did what a shepherd should do, but..."

Churchill changed the subject, took out the telegram from Calcutta from his pocket, and said, "Your Majesty, there is a troublesome matter that I must report to you!"

"Tell me, are the Tatars in exile massacring the city again? That's really sad news!"

Victoria wiped the non-existent tears on her lower eyelids with the back of her glove, "Sooner or later, our British Empire will uphold justice for the goodness of this world."

Churchill shook his head and said: "Indeed, last week, the Tatars created the appalling Punjab Ten Days and Balochistan massacres in northwest Hindustan, causing some Indian casualties, but I want to report It's not these trivial things."

"What's that? Could it be related to Zhu Fugui?"

As soon as the name Zhu Fugui was mentioned, Victoria felt her blood pressure rise and her teeth itch.

For a long time, this frivolous and tyrannical guy has caused Her Majesty the psychological trauma that is beyond words.

What was even more exasperating was that Victoria found that Zhu Fugui hadn't written to herself in the past one or two years.

I used to write so diligently, but now I don't have a single one.

And the watershed in time was the year of my 50th birthday. Since then, Zhu Fugui has never sent a single-word telegram! ! !

Chapter 728 Crazy Primitives

It is true that Victoria hated Zhu Fugui's obscenities.

But now the other party didn't write a word, so Victoria couldn't help but realize whether she was really old and hopelessly old and lost her feminine charm.

So recently, she has raised her maintenance level to a higher level.

She wants to prove to the world that, just like the rising sun of the British Empire, she is not old yet, and that the queen of the British Empire is still full of vitality and will last for many, many years.

Of course Churchill also felt the hatred in Her Majesty's words.

Of course, Churchill also hated the man behind the scenes who cut his youngest son into pieces.

But as a professional politician, Churchill knew he could not be blinded by hatred.

"Your Majesty, the news is indeed related to Zhu Fugui. Your vice-king, the Indian Governor of the British Empire, Mr. Baron Northbrook... died..."

Due to the extremely important status of India in the British colonies, the Governor of India since 1858 has also served as the Vice-Rei of India.

This concept is difficult for Chinese people to understand.

It is similar to a vassal, but it is not hereditary, more like a super-governor with more power.

But at the same time, those who serve as deputy kings are often only lords or barons, and they seem to be not good enough.

In short, this theoretical top leader in India is dead.

Zhu Fugui was still studying the old tortoise, and the governor of India was killed by Daming, because he was so hasty that Daming didn't react at all.

Churchill was also very speechless, reporting to the Queen:

"You should know that a few months ago, Zhu Fugui's army occupied Yangon and brutally persecuted the imperial expatriates there. Pastor Jim Otto and Lord Amherst were captured and reduced to the so-called 'white Slave', returned to the arms of the Lord after less than two weeks of servitude in a road-building labor camp.

You must know that according to the information sent back from Calcutta (source of information: "Da Ming Times"), the death rate of Vietnamese as laborers during the same period was less than [-]%.

In any case, Zhu Fugui's atrocities angered Baron Northbrook. He gathered a group of warriors loyal to the empire in Calcutta, preparing to support the warriors who resisted the tyranny of the Ming Dynasty from the sea, and at the same time waited for an opportunity to recover Rangoon.

But it is clear that Lord Northbrook's plan has leaked out, and his fleet was shamelessly ambushed by the Ming at Andaman Island.

Lord Northbrook himself was stranded on Andaman Island in a lifeboat.

There, he was attacked by the Andaman natives!

These primitive people who were less than one meter tall and who used bamboo bows and stone axes brutally knocked off Baron Northbrook's head and ate him alive!

These are all learned from the escaped sailors. Until now, we have not recovered Mr. Baron’s body, even in the form of excrement...

Therefore, we must arrange for a new governor to manage the affairs of India, and lead the Indians and British expatriates to fight against the violence!

Here, I recommend my eldest son, John Albert William Spencer Churchill, Marquess of Brumford, known as the Tiger of Ireland, to go to Calcutta to be the Governor and Vice-Prince of India. "

Hearing such news, Victoria covered her mouth and made a sound in surprise.

It was a long time before she said in an aria:

"Oh, my poor Lord Northbrook, may he rest in peace, and may there be no cannibal tribes in heaven...

In addition, Mr. Prime Minister, if I remember correctly, your youngest son was brutally murdered by despicable Ming people in Beijing, right?

Are you now ready to send your eldest son to Calcutta again?Would this be too risky? "

Churchill sighed, and said, "Your Majesty, our House of the Duke of Marlborough is full of loyalists, and my loyalty to the British Empire is unlimited..."

Of course, there is another sentence that Churchill did not say.

That is, before the third son engaged in construction funds in Beijing, he earned too much for himself.

Although the current policy of over-issuing currency is very successful, Churchill always felt that something was wrong.

Prices are rising faster than the models he calculated with civil servant Haji.

Sending the capable older son to India might alleviate this problem.

After all, as long as India is still in the hands of the empire, there will be enough food, tea, sugar, dairy products, etc. to stabilize prices.

There will never be financial problems in the British Empire until the last drop of blood is shed by the Indians!

……

Zhu Fugui learned that the governor of India was eaten by cannibals for more than half a month.

This made all the staff members of the Marshal's Mansion beat their chests, regretting that they had taken a good opportunity to attack in an all-round way.

In this regard, Zhu Fugui did not feel much regret.

The staff members all look at issues from a tactical perspective, but as a son of heaven, he must look at things from a macro and strategic perspective.

Brother William declined Daming's kindness in providing loans before, which shows that the blood of the Germans has not been shed clean.

There cannot be general financial trouble in the British Empire until the last drop of blood of the German friends is shed.

Zhu Fugui knew very well what kind of threat a unified Europe would pose to Ming Dynasty.

The trick of offshore balance can be played by the Lighthouse Country, and of course Daming can also play it.

What made Zhu Fugui more curious was that the British baron died in the Andaman Islands.

Zhu Fugui knew a thing or two about that place.

The Andaman Islands are only [-] kilometers away from Myanmar, but the primitive people on the islands have nothing to do with the Burmese. They are a very primitive race.

Until the 21st century, on one of the most remote islands, there was still a primitive tribe estimated to be around [-] people.

The outside world knew nothing about this tribe. It was not until a Chinese-American lunatic wanted to go to the island to spread the gospel of God, but was shot to death by the natives with a bow and arrow, that the island made news again.

In fact, the idiot's visit may well have done a great deal to that native tribe.

Because that tribe has evolved separately from other Homo sapiens for at least 5000 years, and it is a very ancient race (this is why the author believes that it is not a good word to say that a race is ancient. In fact, the yellow race is indeed very old. young and advanced species).

There are even radical views that whether they are Homo sapiens needs further verification.

In short, the visit of an outsider may bring viruses and bacteria, which will have an unpredictable impact on this group of primitive people.

This also reminded Zhu Fugui that the land of the Ming Dynasty has now extended to Nanyang and Tu'ao, and it is necessary to find a way to deal with these primitive people in the land, otherwise it will cause serious security risks.

Of course, out of the heart of a benevolent lord, Zhu Fugui has no idea of ​​exterminating these primitive people who have nothing to do with the world.

But Zhu Fugui also knows very well that it is impossible to do a good job of the Ming left-wing gentle imperialism with these primitive melons whose brain capacity is less than 2/3 of a normal person.

Chapter 729

Since the recovery of Tuao and a large number of immigrants from Fujian and other places, conflicts between Ming citizens and aborigines have begun to occur frequently.

Of course, because of the emergence of a large number of white nomadic tribes, the number of Australian aborigines has further decreased dramatically.

But even so, the slave-hunting team of Fujian cowboys hunting down white slaves may encounter Australian aborigines unexpectedly when they go deep into the barren land.

Naturally, this kind of encounter cannot be based on peaceful greetings.

The Chinese nation was also killed out of the mountains of corpses and the sea of ​​blood to occupy the vast China, so it is naturally a real fighting nation in its bones.

It's just that after thousands of years of etiquette education, they gradually have higher moral standards.

But in some specific situations, it will still show a ferocious side.

It is just a joke to say that Cantonese eat Fujianese.

But in history, when the development was wronged, Fujian immigrants suffered from malaria and other diseases, and they really took the aborigines to endure the ointment to cure their diseases.

It is still used to strengthen yang and invigorate the kidney, and to transform the original soup into the original food.

It is believed that Fan people live in such a miasma but do not suffer from epidemic diseases, and they must be used as an antidote.

This is of course nonsense, and in today's Ming Dynasty, this kind of behavior is strictly prohibited.

But just like vinegaring fishbone, standing upside down to control water, and patting elbows to save heart attack, the vitality of folk remedies is extremely tenacious and difficult to cure.

So far, Zhu Fugui has received several reports of conflicts between Ming citizens and indigenous tribes.

In fact, there are two types of natives.

Civilizable and uncivilizable.

Borrowing an ancient word, it can also be called raw fan and cooked fan.

Like Cochin, Siamese, Korean, Japanese, Yin people are actually aboriginals.

Daming's policy towards them is high-pressure cleaning, naturalization based on merit, and final integration.

With a population of nearly [-] million in the Ming Dynasty, the sum of these ethnic groups is only a fraction. After cleaning and refining, it will not affect the purity of the Ming Dynasty, but will become the legal basis of the Pacific Rim Ming Empire.

But for those who cannot be civilized, Zhu Fugui is going to use another set of policies.

This time, the gourmets who cooked Baron Northbrook were not the unspecified mysterious primitive tribe in Zhu Fugui's impression, but a group of Negritos.

This is also an extremely ancient living fossil race.

According to estimates, there are currently about ten tribes of Negritos on each island of the Andaman Islands, with a total of 5000 people.

After World War II and the Indian Ocean tsunami in later generations, they left four tribes with less than 500 people, and each tribe had only one or two hundred people, or even dozens of people. It can be said that they have almost perished.

Unlike African black Negroes, except for specialized populations on a few islands, Negritos are generally very short, and adult men are usually only about 1.2 meters.

Therefore, even without considering the differences in language proficiency, social structure, and intelligence, the difference in physical fitness alone prevented these primitive people from competing with the later yellow race.