I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Lieutenant Colonel Wu Qilong is not only familiar with the "Handbook for Paying Barbarians", but also has seen elephants in the Fengdu Zoo, so he is naturally in awe of the impression of those huge animals.

He has no confidence in whether the old man Le under his seat can withstand the thunder of the elephant.

Fortunately, the unexpected blitz of the Ming tank commando made it impossible for the Siamese border guards to mobilize the elephant soldiers.

Even when they were running away in a hurry, no one was able to release the elephant from the elephant pen to cause a little trouble for the Ming army.

In just 10 minutes, the battle came to an end.

Wu Qilong counted the results of the battle and found that there were only more than [-] enemy soldiers killed in this battle, and the enemy collapsed, leaving behind the excellent fortress designed and built by the British and [-] elephants locked in cages.

Shaking his head, Wu Qilong said to the correspondent: "Give Commander Mo a power supply. Let's say that the enemy soldiers killed by our army are not as many as the captured elephants. Those Siamese run faster than rabbits in the jungle. Our tanks are not suitable for pursuit.

Perhaps we should abandon fully mechanized blitzkrieg operations and revert to the 'Malay Tiger' bicycle brigade scheme. "

Chapter 708

Because Rama I, who had usurped Thonburi the Great, was not recognized as the legitimate King of Siam recognized by the Chinese Celestial Dynasty, the so-called "Kingdom of Siam" stolen by his descendants certainly did not have legitimacy.

Daming did not submit the declaration of war to the Siamese at all.

This kind of behavior is generally called sneak attack by vulgar people.

However, Zhu Fugui prefers to call it a national liberation movement with a quick battle.

Anyone with a little common sense knows that Siam's thin and thin elephants cannot stop the progress of the Ming cavalry.

If they can, then Daming's aviation brigade will also teach them how to be human.

The dense rainforest in Southeast Asia is naturally not conducive to bombing. Daming did not frantically develop agent orange and other defoliants like a certain lighthouse country. While removing visual impairment, it caused irreversible damage to the local natural environment and caused deformities to several newborns. and premature death.

Although Siam was not directly set as the Chief Secretary by Ming Dynasty and managed as an ordinary province like Jiaozhi, it will also become the Siam Consolation Department and become the legal territory of Ming Dynasty.

For one's own land and one's own people, chemical warfare and biological warfare are obviously not allowed.

Zhu Fugui could not do such an anti-human thing.

However, although Daming did not have a plan for using Agent Orange, the Siamese and their British instructors were obviously not the mysterious instructor team behind the Viet Cong and the Viet Cong.

They were not willing to go out of the fortresses and cities to fight guerrilla warfare with the Ming Royal Army in the malaria-ravaged jungle.

After all, the Bangkok dynasty belongs to the Rama family and Bangkokians, so what do they care?

Seeing Ming’s plane coming to drop bombs, take a British rifle and shoot three times into the sky, then put on the French flag and wave it vigorously, and give the French military salute to the Ming soldiers entering the city, and then shout Sawadika, that’s also considered It is worthy of the salary of Rama V and the cultivation of the two wild fathers of Britain and France.

As for the British troops stationed in several major cities, with a total of 2 people, their performance was also not bright.

Because these troops are not the elite of the British and Indian authorities, but the so-called Indian divisions.

That is, the combat corps composed of British officers and Indian soldiers.

Among them, the phenomenon of British officers and Indian soldiers cheating you and cheating you is very common, as if it is the epitome of British India today.

In fact, the history of the so-called "British Indian Government" is very young, far shorter than the history of British rule in India, and it has only been 16 years.

Zhu Fugui made a very serious mistake before.

That is to take it for granted that the capital of British India is Delhi.

Just as he had promised Zuo Zongtang to become king in Almaty, Zhu Fugui had already promised Li Hongzhang to become king in Delhi.

But in fact, the capital of the current Governor-General of India in the British Empire is not in Delhi, but in Calcutta.

This is the largest city in India today, close to the mouth of the Ganges River, adjacent to Bangladesh, and quite far from Delhi.

The reason for this situation is not unrelated to the background of the establishment of the British Indian government.

In the middle of the eighteenth century, the British completely conquered India, and the Mughal Empire became a puppet.

But the British, as the successors of the pirate civilization, had no intention of establishing a serious government agency in India.

Because their civil service was immature at the time, and having a government meant more responsibility and more expense.

So they used the notorious East India Company to manage the vast land and large population of the South Asian subcontinent.

The Mughal emperor was still nominally the emperor of India, still allowed to live in a luxurious palace in Delhi, and the East India Company paid an annual alimony to the Indian royal family.

As we all know, it is always extremely unreliable to support the former royal family.

By the middle of the nineteenth century, the British decided to get rid of this burden completely.

They believed that the Mughal dynasty had become extinct on the grounds that the successor of the Indian emperor at that time was not legitimate enough.

Then it was announced that the Great Mughal Empire was dead!

In other words, once the old emperor dies, the new emperor will not be allowed to succeed, and naturally he will not be able to inherit the palace and land of the Mughal royal family.

These properties will automatically become owned by the East India Company in accordance with relevant laws.

All of a sudden, the princes and princes of various Indian states were blown up.

Because since the British can make the Mughal emperor extinct, they naturally have a way to exterminate themselves, and then deprive themselves of their property legally and compliantly.

Is this okay?

At the same time, the Indian landowners had run out of patience with the insatiable British.

Originally, the moral bottom line of the Angza government was low, and the moral bottom line of the East India Company, which is not even a government, can be imagined how ridiculously low.

Over the past 100 years, they have devastated all kinds of extremes in India, which made Attila ashamed, made Temujin cry, and even promoted Aisin Gioro and his family to the altar of benevolent kings.

According to the French social critic Gustave Beaumont, only the Indians living in the forest, the blacks in chains, and the Irish buried in mass graves gave a like.

Now, with the instigation of the upper-class aristocrats and the foundation of public opinion of the high-caste landlords, a vigorous uprising broke out in India.

Although this uprising ended in failure, it also forced the British to dismantle the East India Company and re-establish the Indian Empire.

It's just that this Indian empire is no longer called Mughal, and the rulers are no longer descendants of Genghis Khan and Timur.

Its monarch is the Queen of England who is far away in Buckingham Palace, and Victoria began to hold the title of Queen of India concurrently.

And she herself must not be able to come to India, so she can only entrust the governor to continue to sustainably decimate the Indians in Calcutta, the home of the East India Company.

Needless to say, although the ruling method has changed, the Indians seem to be much quieter.

After all, didn't they just want to restore the Indian Empire and welcome back the emperor...

Now the Empire has it, and the Emperor has it...

Although the emperor is a Nestorian Anglo-Saxon old woman, but...

The Indian rulers of all ages believed in Hinduism, and they were born and bred Indians. It seems that there are not many...

In short, in the past ten years, British India has been relatively stable.

But the aftermath of the uprising is still there.

The most obvious thing is that because of the counterattack of the Mughal nobles and princes and landlords of various states at that time, the main source of troops was the Indian puppet army trained by the British.

Therefore, the weapons that the British equip the Indian puppet army are getting worse and worse, and their training is getting weirder and weirder.

It is not up to the Indians to juggle such high-tech tricks as freestyle motorcycles. The British taught them, for example, howling bayonet training. The scene is extremely tense.

Chapter 709 Even if it lasts forever!

When the Ming soldiers and these Indian puppet troops accidentally handed over soldiers on the battlefield, they were taken aback by their hysterical appearance.

The soldiers of the Ming army, who had never seen such a posture, were still in awe of these Indians, who were some awesome berserkers.

As a result, the two guns went down, and these guys immediately became peace-loving Indians.

Speaking of which, Zhu Fugui felt that it was also his own negligence.

Because I have seen too many happy videos of the third brother, I should have thought of it. The third brother has a strange brain circuit, but their strange military exercises must also have traditions.

Zhu Fugui felt that he should add these contents to his "Handbook for Suppressing Barbarians".

All in all, through this small-scale contact, Daming has basically figured out the strength of the Indian puppet army in British India.

Even the staff group, which has always expected the enemy to be lenient, has turned into a revolutionary optimist, thinking that India can be completely conquered in three months.

But Zhu Fugui still poured cold water on everyone.

The enemy has more than 100 million people, including nearly 15 real captives. They must not be taken lightly, and they must be completely wiped off the map.

At the battle meeting, it was not that no one suggested that the Indians were also a nation oppressed by the British, and that Ming, as the liberator of the world, should have goodwill and empathy for them.

In this regard, Zhu Fugui took a rare cigarette, took a deep breath, and said in the Hunan accent he learned from Zuo Zongtang:

"Sometimes, even if I think about it for ten days and ten nights, I don't know what they are going to do.

Gentlemen, being kind to one's neighbor is naturally a good thing.

But the brain circuits of these Ah Sans are extremely difficult to judge. As far as I know, for these Ah Sans, any kindness from you will be interpreted by them as retreat and weakness.

Only by kicking their ass so hard can they be in awe.

This kind of nation, if you make friends with them, the risk is extremely high, and it is relatively safe to be enemies with them.

Of course, I have always said that we must make as many friends as we need to make as many enemies as possible.

In my opinion, just one India as Ming's enemy is not enough.

At least one!

It's a pity that my Tang Guogong is still missing, so please ask those who are able to work harder! "

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After the initial unsuitability of the jungle march and the troubles of malaria and other diseases, after overcoming these non-combat attrition factors one by one, Ming's attack on Siam became extremely rapid.

Riding a bicycle that is not distressed to be discarded, the Royal Army of the Ming Dynasty marched westward from the Pailin area. In two weeks, the front of the troops had arrived in Pattaya.

There was basically no decent resistance along the way.

In fact, Rama V also had a purely Western-style army with a number of [-] in his hands, which had a certain combat effectiveness.

Their training level is even higher than that of the Indian puppet army.

The equipment of the Indian puppet army, that is, the Sikh soldiers and the Gorkha soldiers, is the same as that of the British army. The other Indian soldiers are still holding antique rifles from the Napoleonic Wars.

The Indian slaves equipped with their own family were fire sticks, but the rifles sold by the British to King Rama V were very sophisticated.

Although these rifles are not made in the UK, they also represent the highest craftsmanship in Calcutta and Bangalore, and their performance is very wow.

It's a pity that they were given a chance but it was useless!

From the beginning to the end, Daming did not see this so-called ace troop.

It wasn't until Zhu Fugui arrived in Pattaya, the legendary capital of the East, on a ship that intelligence came that King Rama V had fled to Myanmar with his trump card personal guards.

This made the boys in the airship brigade blame themselves very much.

Because the staff had predicted a long time ago that the bastard Chula Lang would escape, and sent several airships in shifts to monitor the sky over Bangkok non-stop for twelve hours to prevent him from escaping.

It's a pity that in Bangkok in the [-]th century, there were too many surrounding forests.

Siamese soldiers are unwilling to drill into the woods, but he dares not to drill for La Lang Gong.

Relying on the cover of the night and the rainforest, they finally escaped from under Daming's nose.

But Zhu Fugui didn't feel regretful about it.

After all, chasing death and chasing north is like this. You have to drive the enemy chieftains around, and finally capture them, and then use the bowstring...

Bah bah bah, it's not like this!

Zhu Fugui shook his head, and set his sights on the next stop on the map.

If it is said that recovering Jiaozhi is the fulfillment of the last wish of the fourth uncle, and clearing Siam is avenging Zheng Xin, then Myanmar is the number one sufferer of Ming Dynasty in the Indo-China Peninsula!

The 15th year of the Yongli calendar of the Third Empire of the Ming Dynasty, August 1661, 8 AD.

Burmese Xuanwei chieftain and Burmese king Mang Baiyue fled to the Burmese Yongli emperor Zhu Youlang to make an alliance and make friends.

Mu Tianbo, Duke of Guizhou, who has been guarding Yunnan for generations, reprimanded angrily:

"Erxuanweisi was originally the place where I entrusted China. Now that my monarch and ministers have come, it is the kingdom of heaven. Your king should answer here, which is the reason for your subjugation. How can you trap my monarch and ministers here... so what now Do you want to do this treacherous scheme? Go and tell the king, and say that the emperor of the Celestial Dynasty is only entrusted by the destiny. Now that he has traveled to a place where there is no life, how can he be bullied by the natives? The king dare not be disrespectful. Let your country have millions of soldiers, like a thousand soldiers, and my monarchs and ministers just die according to the destiny. But after my monarchs and ministers die, someone will come to settle accounts with the king of you."

Although the emperor and ministers of the Ming Dynasty have seen that this is a treacherous scheme of the Burmese, but the matter has come to this point, they have no choice but to sign the covenant.

The Burmese chief really betrayed the alliance and ambushed the emperor and ministers of the Ming Dynasty with ten times as many people.

Ma Jixiang, Mu Tianbo and others, regardless of their loyal and loyal ministers, all fought bloody battles without retreating.