I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

"you are welcome."

The maid shook her head, "This is just the task of the master, and I also like listening to the radio."

Then, she disappeared again.

At this time, a magnetic male voice rang from the radio, speaking English with a Fujian flavor.

"Cross the Straits, I will accompany you to breakfast with my good night.

Hello everyone, this is Voice of Daming.

I am your old friend Xia Jiang.

Today is November 7, 11th year of Dewu in Ming Dynasty. The Royal Meteorological Bureau of Ming Dynasty reminds you that there is a possibility of heavy rainfall in the north of the Rhine River!

Here are a few newsletters:

The [-]th Richmond Fashion Week was officially opened. On behalf of His Majesty the Emperor, the imperial concubine Mao Lilan attended the event and brought a costume work "Thousand Cherry Blossoms in Bloom".

The Empress of Austria, Queen of Hungary, and Princess Sissi from Bavaria attended the opening ceremony of the "Han Yun" heavy luxury store in Budapest yesterday and cut the ribbon.

'Hanyun' Budapest store is the first 'Hanyun' chain store in Europe, which represents a more refined, more beautiful and more expensive consumption concept, and will lead the new trend of European fashion circles.

According to the exclusive news from this station, according to the private doctor of Queen Elizabeth of England, the Queen has suffered from constipation recently and is trying coffee enema therapy, but the effect is minimal.

The medical official, who asked not to be named, said Buckingham Palace's medical team did not rule out the possibility of using higher-intensity tools to treat the Queen, but this was technically risky.

Men's 200m athlete Kant Addington from Great Britain had taken opioids before the race, according to the International Olympic Committee.

According to "International Olympic Committee Resolution No. 002", the Olympic Committee will cancel the athlete's performance and confiscate the gold medal he won.

The runner-up in the men's 200m race, Peter Altmaier from Germany, will replace him to win the gold medal.

It is reported that the Olympic Committee received a report from Germany before re-examining the British athletes.

Mr. Zhu Fugui, chairman of the Olympic Committee, highly affirmed the excellent qualities of German athletes who are not afraid of power and have the courage to expose.

......"

Chapter 595: Take Care of Pigeons

"Next, "Voice of Ming Dynasty" will connect with a special guest to talk about the unknown side during the Olympics.

This honorable guest is Shangshu of the Ministry of Justice of my dynasty, member of the group of "Daming Law · General Principles of Civil Law", Shangshu Yanyan.

In order to facilitate the understanding of the audience whose mother tongue is Yin Gelixi, we will translate the whole conversation of Yan Shangshu..."

On the radio, "The Voice of Ming Dynasty" continued to broadcast.

The Secretary of the Ministry of Justice, in Downey's understanding, is roughly equivalent to the Minister of Justice of the British Empire, and is a very powerful figure.

It was very novel for Downey to be able to hear the speech of such a big man through the radio waves.

This is much more vivid than the cold words in the newspaper.

The host of the radio station chatted a few words with the Minister of Justice in Ming language.

Downey couldn't understand a word.

As a well-developed farmer, Downey occasionally steals part-time, and was selected by the Dublin warden to report, and finally broke out to become a professional player. His talents in cultural knowledge and language learning are very limited.

In just two months, it was impossible for him to learn Daming language anyway.

Fortunately, another host, Lian Na, quickly translated the words of the Minister of Justice into English.

"Voice of Ming Dynasty" has many programs to promote the elegant words of Ming Dynasty, but in view of the current actual situation, the programs on the European radio station are still mainly in English, French, and German.

Listening to the hostess' New York accent, Downey didn't find it ridiculous for the first time.

It might sound odd for an Irishman to mock an American's English accent, but in Europe the notion that American English = redneck is deeply rooted.

Downey used to think so too.

But now, he doesn't think so.

He hadn't realized before that, subconsciously, he also adopted the Angsa accent of London and Oxford as the authentic, and the Latin dialect of Paris as the elegant, but he had long forgotten the Gaelic language of his ancestors.

It was the great Ming Emperor who woke him up.

Therefore, there is nothing low-level in American English, because British English is already the lowest level.

"According to the statistics of the relevant departments of the Ministry of Criminal Affairs, during the three months during the recent Olympic period, the Ministry of Criminal Affairs of the Ming Dynasty handled 7097 non-criminal cases involving foreigners, and the amount of fines and confiscations exceeded 137 million Ming Yuan.

Among them, 4426 cases involved littering, spitting, and indiscriminate defecation.

Accounted for 62.4% of the total number of cases.

The people involved are mainly Europas and Tianzhus.

In response to complaints from citizens, we have urgently installed a number of English signs in major tourist attractions to remind foreign tourists to respect the local customs of Daming people who love cleanliness and hygiene, and to travel in a civilized and standardized manner.

In addition, special service workers did not register in accordance with the regulations and did not provide services within the restricted area; harmed the pigeons representing peace in the square, made soup, fried, and braised the pigeons; did not follow the traffic lights to cross the road; made loud noises...

All kinds of uncivilized behaviors like this have brought a lot of trouble to the local public security.

Although these acts do not touch the "Daming Law·Criminal Law", they are still illegal acts that our Ministry focuses on cracking down on.

It is worth mentioning that although no criminal law was involved, dozens of foreign tourists were still punished with hard labor for harming pigeons.

Just like under the "Swan Act" (An Act Concerning Swans), all swans in public waters in the UK belong to Queen Victoria.

Every year in the third week of July, from Monday to Friday, the Queen's Swan Marker and the Queen's Swan Marker will count the swans for the Queen, and the Royal Swan Warden will give the swan a physical examination.

Willfully killing a swan is punishable by six months in prison and a £6 fine.

Similarly, the pigeons in the public places of the whole Ming Dynasty, especially the passenger pigeons, belong to the emperor of Ming Dynasty and enjoy a high status.

No one is allowed to threaten, hurt or even abuse pigeons in various ways and ways.

Otherwise, it will also hurt the feelings of the people of Ming Dynasty and be severely punished.

I hope everyone knows this…”

……

Donnie felt ashamed, ashamed of being a Europa.

He has seen more than once in the Olympic Village, like a male dog in heat, people trading with prostitutes in various places such as tree shades and toilets.

As for crossing traffic lights indiscriminately, Downey didn't obey them in Dublin.

In Daming, he was infused with a spirit stick for running a red light.

And when traveling in Daming, I developed a good habit of waiting for the green light.

Back in the UK, Downey almost couldn't cross the road because of it.

None of the drivers stopped to let him pass, and the pedestrians all looked at him like a fool.

“Ugly British way to cross the road!”

Downey gave a cold snort of disdain, then drank the tea in one gulp, chewing and swallowing even the tea leaves.

This is the taste of civilization.

It tastes great!

"Master, you are back!"

At this moment, the elusive maid suddenly appeared at the gate.

The door opened, and a man walked in with an umbrella.

Downey saw that he was wearing special clothes, wearing a turban completely different from Sikhs and Arabs, and holding a special umbrella in his hand.

These things are not luxurious, but they are beautiful.

Just as elegant as Jasmine.

If there are Chinese people here, they will definitely recognize him. Gu Hongming is wearing a Confucian shirt with a set of crane cloaks that scholars in the Song Dynasty loved to wear.

Coupled with the oil-paper umbrella in his hand and the light rain outside, there is a bit of Xu Xian's bookishness.

……

Although this Mr. Gu looked very young, Donnie didn't dare to neglect, and stood up quickly:

"Dr. Gu, hello!"

Unexpectedly, Gu Hongming didn't answer his words at all, and sat on the chair by himself, allowing the maid to wipe off the water stains on his clothes.

"Crazy life" Gu Hongming, although he lost the long braid at the back of his head in this life, his arrogant temper has not changed at all.

From the beginning to the end, he didn't even look at Downey.

This made Danny dumbfounded.

What's the matter, Mr. Koo?

If you don't want to see yourself, why did you specifically order the maid to open the door for you to serve tea?

If you want to see yourself, why are you so negligent to yourself, without saying a word?

Donnie stood there awkwardly, neither leaving nor staying.

Just when he was at a loss and wanted to leave first and come back next time, Gu Hongming finished his warm-up tea and sighed.

Then he said in pure Gaelic: "Young man, you have forgotten your own language. What do you want me to help you with?"

Whoa!

At this time, there was lightning and thunder outside the house.

The light of lightning turned Donnie's face pale.

Gaelic, Gaelic again!

The Ming emperor could speak pure and fluent Gaelic.

Mr Koo also speaks pure and fluent Gaelic.

Donnie looked at himself in the mirror.

Who are the Celtics?

Chapter 596

Downey didn't expect that Da Tianzi had cheats, let alone that Gu Hongming is a language genius who is proficient in more than a dozen foreign languages.

He was entrusted with the great trust of the Ming emperor. In this life, he learned less Japanese and more Gaelic, Catalan, Finnish, Hungarian and other small languages ​​that were crucial to the United Front work of the Ming Dynasty.

Moreover, Gu Hongming, who has a goal, has brought his language talent to the extreme.

As a result, Downey, an Irishman who can only speak half-baked Gaelic, fell into deep self-doubt.

"I understand!"

In the midst of lightning and thunder, Downey's eyes were bloodshot, and he said in Gaelic with difficulty, "I finally understand!"

"What do you understand?"

Gu Hongming put down his teacup and frowned, I don't understand, what do you understand?

Downey said in English mixed with Gaelic: "I understand it all... It turns out that "Thermyz Pass" is not a fictional story...

The Chinese really helped the Greeks, they must have helped the Celts too, Gaelic... Gaelic is what the Chinese passed on to our ancestors...

Yes, that’s right, Ming people like to wear skirts, Scots also like to wear skirts, Ming people like to wear cuckolds, and we Irish people also like to wear cuckolds, so we actually..."

"Pfft...you wait!"

Gu Hongming almost spit out the tea in his mouth, and interrupted quickly, "Who told you that Ming people like to wear cuckolds?"

If it is said that people in Ming Dynasty wear skirts, Gu Hongming can barely understand, after all, Ming Dynasty costumes such as flying fish suits do have beautiful skirts.

Being mistaken for a skirt is more or less justified.

But the green hat...

Isn't this bullshit?

Downey looked at Gu Hongming with the wise eyes that had already seen through everything, "Dr. Gu, don't test me anymore. When I was traveling in Daming, I visited many temples. I found that in every temple there was a person wearing green clothes. Yi, a general wearing a green hat, is deeply loved by the people.

The green-capped general also appeared in the living rooms of ordinary Chinese people and was enshrined.