I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Needless to say, it works.

After all, judging from Zhu Fugui's shallow medical knowledge, brother William should have dizziness and headache due to the increase in blood pressure due to unknown reasons. Bloodletting therapy no matter what, the blood is released, and the blood pressure will not drop.

After thinking about it, Zhu Fugui gave a thumbs up: "Your German medicine is thorough! It's really thorough!"

After all, he is a fierce man who can live to be 91 years old. If he bleeds a few more times, brother William can hold back.

Zhu Fugui believed so firmly.

Then I chose to return the purchased nitroglycerin and sugar worship apples for 7 days without reason.

Chapter 582

Zhu Fugui laughed at William for looking very pretty, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because in the Mingying battle in the afternoon, the Mingmen men's football team was also in trouble.

Originally, Zhu Fugui thought that the Ming men's football team had been out of production for more than half a year, and the amateur football team against the British should be at their fingertips.

However, it is not.

History is subject to change.

Historically, English football players in the eighteenth century were indeed part-time workers, barbers, postmen and the like.

However, as Zhu Fugui continued to add private goods to football in a sneaky way, the process of politicization of football was greatly accelerated unconsciously.

This time, players from many European teams also conducted secret special training with the support of their royal families.

During the German-French battle in the morning, Zhu Fugui felt that the level of the German and French teams seemed unusually high.

At that time, I thought it was just an illusion, but now that I think about it, both the Germans and France have sent out semi-professional players.

This made Zhu Fugui very angry.

It's like pretending to be laughing and joking in school and not interested in studying, but in fact, the top student who lights up the lights and reads at home every night, originally thought that he would be a blockbuster in the final exam, but found out that the classmate is so special. , intersex!

Zhu Fugui suddenly understood why Brother William was so angry that he smashed the ashtray in the morning.

It turns out that he is also a hermaphrodite!

With this group of intersex people, how can we do football well!

Zhu Fugui watched the Ming and British men's football team fall into a stalemate in the first half. For a full 45 minutes, neither side had a chance to score. For a while, he thought about whether to send them to Alaska to make an igloo for the polar bear baby.

It is true that in future generations, if the Chinese men's football team can draw a goalless draw with England in the first half of the World Cup, that would be a proud record that can be bragged for a lifetime, but for Daming, this is far from enough.

The [-] Daming fans who came to cheer were all eager for a victory.

In the second half, there was a wave of cheering and cheering in the audience.

Some Ming fans even clashed with a group of British fans.

Before Jin Yiwei pulled out his spirit injection stick and arrived long after, a few irascible elders had already clapped their hands, keeping them humble in a way that the British could understand.

This scene made Abdul's brother who was watching the game very puzzling.

He felt that the people of Ming Dynasty seemed a little irritable.

Although he didn't say it clearly, Zhu Fugui read from his eyes that he seemed to be saying: "Sure enough, the subjects of a tyrant are also thugs... ZZ, compared to Zhu, I am really a gentle caliph, Our country is also moderate MSL!"

Zhu Fugui spread his hands, expressing his helplessness.

Let's be honest, it's basically impossible to keep fans calm.

The polite and polite white-collar workers on weekdays could easily turn into thugs in suits in that atmosphere.

At least the Ming football hooligans beat up the British football hooligans, and it was the British shouting "Chao Nima" and "Niang Xipi" instead of the Chinese calling "Fake squid", which made Zhu Fugui very relieved.

At least this time the Briton understood the truth of doing as the Romans do.

This is why the whole world is speaking Chinese, and His Majesty Zhu's words are becoming more and more international.

Of course, Mingfang fans who beat people should be fined 5 yuan or have to be fined 5 yuan, and they should do volunteer work for 3 hours or have to do volunteer work for 3 hours.

(5 Ming Yuan is a lot, equivalent to RMB 1200, slightly less than half a month’s wages of a Ming worker)

But those are things for later.

In short, as the game time ran out little by little, the smell of gunpowder in the arena became more and more intense.

It's not just the fans of both sides talking trash to each other under the surveillance of Jin Yiwei, the players on the court are also getting more and more active.

Finally, after a British player maliciously shoveled Daming forward Chu Dapeng, Quan Wu Xing was staged.

First, Chu Dapeng fell to the ground in pain, clutching his ankle with a hideous face.

The referee from Hungary, a third party, showed a cowardly and unprofessional side at this time.

He did not stop the deterioration of the situation in the first place.

In the end, Ming players and British players fast-forwarded from shoving to mixed martial arts.

Xiao Gao, who had patted his chest in front of Zhu Fugui to promise to complete the task before, picked up two folding stools from the coach's bench and took the lead in charging.

Zhu Fugui even suspected that he was not a descendant of Gao Li at all, but a descendant of Li Kui.

Those two folding stools danced vigorously, beating the Englishman with his head in his arms.

Among them is a player from Zhu Fugui's family, named Juba, who is extremely cruel with an iron fist.

Those British guys who put on a boxing stance and seemed to be full of martial arts were knocked to the ground with each punch.

After a brief brawl, the scene quickly changed to a scene of Ming players chasing the Englishman all over the field.

There were even a few British people who got into the fishtail skirts of Jinyiwei's flying fish suits and only survived half of them.

In the end, under Zhu Fugui's stunned expression, all members of the Daming Men's Football Team and the British Men's Football Team were all sent off and disqualified from the game.

The Ming men's football team, which had high hopes, stopped in the quarter-finals in the first Olympic Games.

……

how to say.

There is no winner in the game.

But the fight was won.

It was the British who won.

Zhu Fugui could only spread his hands to Abdul and said: "Believe it or not, Daming has been a peace-loving country since ancient times. method obtained."

"Understood, I understand, you hold back!"

Abdul raised his glass of fermented grape juice, "Peace, Tete's peace! Just as peaceful as we are!"

……

Zhu Fugui did not mean to punish the players, but criticism and education within the Sports Bureau of the Ministry of Rites must be inevitable.

Fortunately, killing the British guys together can be regarded as the completion of the plan made at the beginning of the year-the gold medal can be given up, but Yingyi must die.

Zhu Fugui originally thought that the Daming football team would fight the British in front of [-] Daming spectators and [-] foreign spectators, which would create unfavorable public opinion for Daming.

But the results show that, except for the British who lost the fight, no one seems to be dissatisfied with the result.

Even, Mr. Pedeo Gavroche, the talent discovered by Jie Ge and the chairman of the LGBT movement in the United States (South), also published an article in the "Richmond Cotton Industry News":

[The reason behind this scene on the green field is heart-warming——On the brotherhood and spirit of cooperation among the football players of Ming Dynasty]

In fact, it is not only this article, but many articles have appeared one after another in a large number of Ming newspapers in Europe, led by "New Berlin Zeitung".

"Reasonable View", "A Fair Ming Dynasty", "On the Gap", "Recognition Can Catch Up", "Independent Thinking", "Criticism and Praise", "Rude Britons", "The European Way Has Failed"...

In order to cooperate with the show, Zhu Fugui also came to the hospital in person to visit the injured British player, and told the doctor to use the maximum dose of hormones to ensure our British friends recover as soon as possible.

Photos of Zhu Fugui holding a large bowl of French fries with fried fish and lovingly visiting the mummified British players who could not speak were soon published in newspapers across Europe.

This made the British have no excuse to make use of the problem.

After all, look how happy the British lads are with their mouths full of fried fish!

And in less than a week, they all gained a lot of weight visible to the naked eye, which shows the sincerity and kindness of the Ming government.

While visiting an injured British player, Zhu Fugui found a strange young man with red hair.

Because all the other Brits were tied up like a mummy, but this guy only suffered minor injuries, and a Band-Aid was fine.

This shows that this kid either has a top-of-the-line agility attribute, or he slipped away as soon as the fight started, and he has no loyalty to Britain at all.

Combined with his red hair and green hat, Zhu Fugui felt that he had almost guessed his ethnic identity.

In the most authentic Irish Gaelic, Zhu Fugui asked, "Young man, what's your name?"

Chapter 583 Seed Offensive

"Donnie, my name is Donnie!"

Downey opened his mouth wide in surprise, and stammered, "Respect... Your Majesty...Your Majesty, you can... speak Gaelic!"

Donnie was not surprised that his Irish identity was revealed.

The English like to wear red, and the Irish stubbornly prefer green, so many people were executed.

His favorite little green hat is a silent protest against the doggy English people.

Downey was really surprised that the Eastern monarch in front of him could speak Irish Gaelic.

You know, this is a language that is almost dead, and even Downey, who is proud of his Irish identity, has stumbled when he speaks Gaelic.

Gaelic is an insular variety of Old Celtic.

As early as the 16th century, Gaelic had already begun to decline.

So much so that Ireland succeeded in becoming independent later, and the Irish government also established Gaelic as its official language, but in fact there are fewer Irish people who can speak Gaelic than Manchu who can speak Manchu.

In later generations, there was an advertisement for the Irish government to protect the Gaelic language. The content was a cowardly and wretched young man with glasses and the appearance of a typical Chinese nerd. He couldn't stand the oppressive atmosphere in China and planned to travel to Ireland.

Under the narration of the whole underworld filter, he studied Irish, which is Irish Gaelic, in China for six months, and then flew to Edinburgh.

In Edinburgh, however, he couldn't find anyone who spoke Irish; everyone spoke English.

In the end, he met an old man in an old bar, and only he could communicate with the young Chinese in Irish.

……

To be honest, Zhu Fugui doesn't think it's a pity that the Irish language is extinct.

If he is the king of England, he will also promote the abolition of Irish.

In all the successful cases of ethnic integration in the world, the first step is to achieve the unification of language and characters.

It's just that the British never regarded the Irish as part of their own, which eventually led to their separation and separation.

Zhu Fugui didn't like the Irish.

When he was king of coal diggers, he had tasted the whip of the Irish.

But at this moment, at that moment, as a mature politician, Zhu Fugui was keenly aware that his opportunity to stir shit had come again.

Chatted with Donny in fluent Gaelic for a while.

Because of the closeness in language, the latter gradually let go of his guard.

"Why don't you get rid of the British?"

Zhu Fugui seemed to say unintentionally, "I'm not instigating you to split, I'm just asking. There is an old saying in our Ming Dynasty, which is called the general trend of the world. If it is united for a long time, it will be divided. If it is divided for a long time, it will be united. Great Britain and Ireland have been united for 300 years. It is time to divide. home..."

"England never conquered Ireland! Not to mention Ireland, neither did Scotland and Wales!"

Downey became excited, "King Arthur is the king of our Celts, and the Lionheart is from France. The shameless Brits don't have any heroes at all. They got those lands by cheating and stealing!"

"But you are still playing for Victoria, aren't you?" Zhu Fugui said murderously.

"It's... trust me, I've never played seriously on the pitch, it's just for the money..."

Downey said confidently, "You are the great Genghis Khan who is rich in the entire East. With your fingertips, farmers from the Pamirs to the Rocky Mountains will offer you food. You can't imagine how barren our Ireland is..."

As if a painful memory had been aroused, Downey said intermittently: "My mother... my two older sisters, my brothers...all died in the famine 15 years ago...the pier is full of Food, but they are starved to death... Damn Brits, Brits who should go to hell!"

Looking at Downey who was in a daze, Zhu Fugui suddenly took out a potato from his bosom.

"Are you laughing at us?"