I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Although he looks very energetic, but if you look closely, you can find that Morishita's face is a bit dark, with a look of bitterness and hatred.

This is because Morishita doesn't want to be the referee at all.

He didn't understand why Long Live Lord named him to be the chief referee, and he said something like "I am very relieved to be a Japanese referee".

It's really strange, I'm not a Japanese?

I am from Qujing, Yunnan!

But although there are 1 people who are unwilling, but since Long live God said it directly with Tianxian Jinkou, Morishita had no choice but to be the chief referee.

After introducing the participating leaders, the next step is the flag raising ceremony.

In the majestic "March of the Sun and Moon", Daming is the host and the flag of the sun and the moon is rising.

Then, six tall and imposing generals came out holding the Olympic nine-ring flag.

That's right, this version of the Olympic flag has nine rings instead of five.

The so-called five-ring flag, yellow represents Asia, red represents America, blue represents Europe, black represents Africa, and green represents Oceania.

In Zhu Fugui's view, this is very unreasonable.

Let’s not talk about whether Asians are yellow or not, and whether Americans are red or not.

If you really want to allude to your skin color, why don't Europeans give themselves a white flag?

Moreover, jumping out of the theory of Eurocentrism and standing on the standpoint of Ming Dynasty, how can a mere 1000 million square kilometers of Europe form a continent on its own?

Geographically, Europe is clearly part of Eurasia.

From a cultural point of view, is the degree of difference between Europe and West Asia as high as that between East Asia and West Asia?

Either Europe should not be separated, or East and West Asia should also be separated.

Daming chose the latter.

Therefore, the Ming version of the Olympic flag is as follows: the vermilion red ring represents China, which is East Asia; the green ring represents West Asia; the white ring with dotted patterns represents Europe; the black ring represents Africa; the red ring represents North America; the purple ring represents South America; The red ring represents Oceania, the blue ring represents Antarctica, and the curry ring represents the South Asian subcontinent.

A total of nine rings form an octagonal pattern, which is very beautiful.

"Our Shenzhou, the mountain is a high head!

In our Shenzhou, the river flows like hot blood!

......"

In the music of "Shenzhou Xiongfeng", the Olympic Nine Rings Flag flew over the stadium for the first time.

All the athletes were watching the flag from afar through the aisle in the background.

They still can't understand how this flag will be tied to money transactions, political games, national sentiments, and even race pros and cons in the future. It will become extremely filthy, but it will still be sacred...

Chapter 576

According to the program, the next two to three hours of cultural performances.

This is a key project that the Ministry of Rites has been preparing for for a long time.

Some of the items are reserved items at the Spring Festival Gala over the years.

It was chosen by the common people with their voices.

For example, Ocean's Eighteen is such a classic repertoire.

Don't think this is a funny show.

It is true that in later generations, when the third brother performed this project, he made Aolu cover his eyes, made Pu Jin frown, and made the majority of Chinese netizens laugh out loud.

But in fact, in the nineteenth century, and even the first half of the twentieth century, motorcycle stunts had a powerful practical function, which can be said to be a symbol of a country's national strength.

Since the beginning of the American Civil War, due to the development of telegraph technology, the value of instant communication on the battlefield has been paid more and more attention by military strategists from all over the world.

In the Franco-Prussian War, the importance and practical value of information warfare reached new heights.

But even with the telegraph and the regiment-level radio station, if you want to convey the order to the combat company, you still have to solve the problem of the last mile.

Therefore, various countries have established signal troops.

The main job of the signal unit is to provide communication information support for the army on the battlefield. In the era when electronic equipment was not developed, this kind of transmission work required soldiers to drive motorcycles to and fro in the hail of bullets to complete the transmission of information.

This is the origin of the motorcycle phalanx of the third brother in later generations.

However, in this era, the motorcycle signal soldiers were unique to the Ming Dynasty, a symbol of the motorization and mechanization of the army, and a display of industrial strength.

In fact, the ace riders of the Imperial Army Signal Corps of the Ming Dynasty aroused cheers from the audience as soon as they appeared on the stage.

The decibel of the voice is second only to the cheers of His Majesty Zhu Fugui when he delivered a speech.

Not only the people of Ming Dynasty never get tired of watching it, but the visiting foreigners also saw the Oriental scenery and shouted "Ah sister thief", "Ambili Wobo!!

Old Churchill even stood up, staring at Daming's motorcycle phalanx, smoking his cigar vigorously, his expression of surprise was beyond words.

The Ministry of Rites' camera just turned around.

But at this moment, old Churchill trembled strangely, and the cigar fell out of his mouth.

He hurriedly caught it with his hands, then stuffed it into his mouth without looking at it, and then let out a scream like a pig.

First there is Laoqiu and then there is Tian, ​​and there is a day of immortality.

This classic scene of smoking a cigar, together with his obese and dignified appearance, was forever engraved by Daming's lens and became an eternal classic.

In fact, it is not to blame the old Churchill for losing his composure.

The British government and the royal family sent him to Ming Dynasty mainly because the Duke of Marlborough was a nobleman with enough weight, but not too heavy to make the world think that the great British Empire was flattering a group of yellow-skinned barbarians and eastern upstarts. , which is a moderate choice.

But besides that, Old Churchill served in the Royal Army and went to the African colonies of Egypt to paddle for two years. He has a certain military quality, which is also an important consideration for the British government when selecting candidates.

So old Churchill could see at a glance that these motorcycle riders of Ming Dynasty had a great influence on the battlefield.

Especially their uniform costumes and uniform helmets give people a sense of oppression.

Old Churchill has already asked the translator next to him.

These performers all have the word "Meituan" written on their backs.

This oddly pronounced word means "legion of the Americas."

They kept saying that they would not politicize the Olympics, but in the first performance of the opening ceremony, the tyrant of the Ming Empire showed his fox tail!

Of course, besides the emotions of panic and anger, there was another voice that lingered in Old Churchill's heart.

That is: so powerful, I really want it!

This can be regarded as a favorite in the blood, after all, the British are the first generation of motorcycle juggling in history.

Of course, De San might as well make more concessions. The Austrian painter who failed the list even arranged a motorcycle performance at the opening ceremony of the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games!

Zhu Fugui said that in this wave, he was not imitating Ah San who was not up to date, but he was imitating the juggling of German sticks.

Although it is not a good name in later generations, "Jingde" is still a little more reliable than "Jingyin". In the Internet despise circle, it will not be at the bottom of the pit. Anyone who sees it will be shit.

Over time, the smell is unbearable.

De sticks usually spit out phlegm before leaving.

There's no need to go that far.

What's more, it is now 1869, learning San Dezi is not ashamed!

In this way, the performance that Zhu Fugui prepared out of the same considerations as the Austrian failed artist, full of political warnings and military demonstrations, ended in the cheers of the Chinese and foreign audiences.

After all, they didn't think too much, they only knew that this motorcycle superhero was really good-looking, really cowhide!

Ottoman "Caliph" Abdul, sitting on Zhu Fugui's left, thought the same way.

The difference is that ordinary viewers will only say "Fucking awesome", while His Majesty Abdul will belch and ask: "How much is this, can you give it to me?"

Anyone who has been in contact with and is familiar with Zhu Fugui knows that this tyrant in Western propaganda has always been very kind.

This is really not a hypocritical political show, but has something to do with my personality.

To put it simply, Zhu Fugui's personality is somewhat similar to that of Allende and Su Xunzong.

In the words of the Russian writer Mlechin: "Brezhnev practiced a principle all his life, live by himself and let others live."

Only people say that Xunzong dishes, but no one ever said that Xunzong is bad.

Fortunately, although Zhu Fugui may be better than Xunzong, he has cheats, and he has the confidence to do a better job than Xunzong in raising dogs.

Anyway, Zhu Fugui is very generous to his allies and younger brothers within his ability.

Of course, for a loyal younger brother like Zuo Chu, Ming Liangzong's love is like releasing water from the Three Gorges.

But for Abdul, who has only drank fermented grape juice a few times for friendship, Ming Liangzong's love is probably similar to that of Lao Li peeing.

But a mere motorcycle performance team, naturally there is no reason to refuse.

Zhu Fugui made the typesetting right away, brother Abdul made three cups of juice himself after a while, and I will wrap thirty motorcycles in oiled paper for you and take them back, younger brother.

If you need to train jugglers, you can also stay in Daming for free training and take care of your own board and lodging.

For this, Abdul embraced Zhu Fugui warmly, and wanted to express his gratitude by kissing him face to face in accordance with the customs of Arab (Turkey is not Arab) men.

Fortunately, Zhu Fugui was short, so Abdul hugged the old eunuch Li who happened to be walking over, and then held his head and gnawed fiercely, muttering: "Dear Zhu, your skin is really good !"

In the end, he was picked up by Lao Li and taken to the health room to sober up.

Zhu Fugui couldn't help but sighed.

It seems that my ally is really unreliable.

No wonder in history, Abdul Sultan was sent to see Maimaiti by the Sudanese Guards because of his extravagance, promotion of civilization, and repeated violations of religious rules.

But that was many years later.

This time, if he can win the War of the Three Emperors, this old man may live a little longer.

If there is no improvement, it depends on the friendship of drinking fermented grape juice together, Ming Liangzong will always leave an apartment for his old friend in the Wuguocheng community.

Chapter 577 The Unique Ignition Ceremony

In addition to the performances of motorcycle speeding and German stick juggling, there will be some singing and dancing performances next.

This is also impossible, because the opening performance is aimed at guests from all over the world, and language performances are basically not suitable.

You can't send someone up to tell the ghost a passage, right?

This is not only a problem that Ming Zhengyin has not been popularized yet, but also because of the different cultural backgrounds and historical backgrounds of various ethnic groups, and the grasp of tears and laughter is also very different.

However, music and dance are innate skills that Homo sapiens possessed before they came out of Africa, and even Neanderthals, close relatives of Homo sapiens, also had very advanced music.

Therefore, there are songs full of ancient Chinese rhyme, and gorgeous dances like flying in Dunhuang.

Cooperating with unheard-of technologies in this era such as wire, stage lighting, dry ice smoke, etc., the ghosts present were shocked, resonated, and even frightened by the integration of five senses.

Because many minor aristocrats are actually not well-educated, especially noble ladies, even fewer of them have gone to school.

Don't stop my God, my God don't stop.

They really thought that the mysterious orientals would indeed fly over the wall.

No wonder the Tibetan fox scientist in "Roman Holiday" would beat ten of them one by one.

……

As the sun set, the party gradually reached its climax.

Although singing and dancing is the big head, the last big axis performance is not pure singing and dancing, but a stage play that lasts five to 10 minutes.

Speaking of which, fortunately, Lao Li took Abdul away, otherwise Zhu Fugui would have to appease the old man's emotions in this performance.

Because the villain of this stage play is the Persian Empire, one of the 16 wild fathers that the later Egyptian Sultan found for the chicken.

The specific script is basically the "Hot Spring Pass" version of Zhang Yimou's version of "The Great Wall".

It is about the famous pass in ancient Greece [Hot Spring Pass] was not actually used to resist the Persians, but was built to fight against the monster Sphinx that eats humans.

Every 60 years, the Sphinx will gather in human territory to look for food. The Greeks can only barely compete with it by relying on human sea tactics.

And their trump card army was led by a Greek beauty, and the soldiers were all women.

The time comes to 480 BC.