Zhu Fugui also tried to sell his novels to southerners, but failed miserably.
Except for novels such as "Uncle Tom the Concierge" and "President Lincoln's Secret Garden of the White House" published under the name of Zhu Fugui's vest and Jiangnan Xiaoxiaozhu, which were popular, there was no market for other novels at all.
Those rude rednecks don't understand literature at all!
And even if it is a pornographic novel, the sales in the red neck state are actually not very good at this time.
Because these guys have an astonishingly high illiteracy rate.
Only military officers have the ability to read Xiaoxiaozhu's masterpiece.
So Zhu Fugui had to find another way to export culture to them in the form of comic strips.
As for the content of the comic strip, what could be more appropriate than a joke about breastfeeding?
Therefore, Zhu Fugui specially used the snakeskin bags favored by migrant worker brothers during the Chinese New Year as the packaging bags for pig feed.
You know, for a long time, the snakeskin bag is simply the magic bag of the Chinese people.
Whether it is fertilizer bags or other packaging bags, many frugal old people are reluctant to discard them, and use them in different ways.
And because the snakeskin bag is extremely strong and durable, the bag can often be used for seven or eight years.
Naturally, the rednecks of this era are sure to fall in love with the durable snakeskin bags.
They went to the front line with their beloved snakeskin bags on their backs. After being killed by the Union Army, the snakeskin bags would become Yankees' trophies again.
With the spread of snakeskin bags, the jokes about breastfeeding and American jokes that Zhu Fugui printed on them will soon become popular across the United States, and it is not impossible for them to spread across the ocean.
This is a lot of cultural value, and by the way, it can also humiliate the enemy.
Of course, there is actually nothing good about France in this era, that is, the old scores of the filial son of God.
But who is Zhu Fugui?
That's someone who has even seen the BBC's underworld filter.
Make milk spots without milk spots.
It doesn't matter!
Moreover, the collective breastfeeding law after World War II may be the spontaneous behavior of people all over the world, but the Soviet jokes, which are also human treasures, were not spontaneously compiled by ordinary people.
After later decryption, most of the Soviet jokes were actually fabricated and deliberately spread by the CIA.
It can be said that these seemingly harmless jokes were also one of the gravediggers for the collapse of the Red Empire.
Therefore, although war was not declared between the Ming Dynasty and the French, the Ming Dynasty's literary attack and military intimidation had already begun.
Chapter 289 Tianziyan Square Military Parade
"It must be strictly investigated. It is necessary to find out which link is wrong!"
"Every grain of corn in the empire is hard-earned, and it is extremely shameful to waste it!"
"Implement responsibilities, find loopholes, sum up lessons, and form a system!"
At the 7.17 National Day dispatch special meeting, Zhu Fugui first talked about the problems that occurred within the Ming Dynasty during this period.
For example, some grains shipped to Xinshen were improperly preserved and moldy.
Fortunately, it was discovered in time during the inspection process that these moldy corns did not enter the kitchen of the Xinshen Naturalization Education Camp.
Judging from Jin Yiwei's information, it is very likely that this incident happened because of carelessness in several links.
Coupled with the collective naturalization of 17 road construction workers in Xinshen, the pressure on food security is greater, leading to errors.
But subjectively, there are also people who do not have a strong sense of responsibility and despise the people of Xinshen.
Although most of the 17 road construction workers have not cut off their braids, and many of them are still hostile to Ming Dynasty, this is not a reason to treat them differently.
You know, grain mildew is very terrible.
Mildew such as apples and oranges is generally dominated by Penicillium, which will not cause serious harm.
However, once food such as grains, peanuts, fungus, and sugar cane become moldy, it is often the terrible mold of Aspergillus flavus.
This type of mildew will produce a large amount of aflatoxin, which is the most powerful animal carcinogen known so far.
Therefore, these grains are very dangerous even as feed.
It can only be fumigated and shipped to the southern states as aid food to feed rednecks.
Anyway, their current average life expectancy is only about 30 years old, and they should not live to the day when cancer occurs.
Moreover, even in later generations, the food safety management of Americans is ruthless enough.
All kinds of hormones and clenbuterol can be legally used to supply their own citizens and their own dogs.
So Zhu Fugui just respects their traditions.
The [-]-character letter of thanks from General Robert E. Lee is the proof of this traditional friendship!
Although food is not wasted in the end, accountability still needs to be promoted.
Therefore, at such an important 7.17 preparatory meeting, Zhu Fugui severely reprimanded this matter in front of all officials above the fourth rank of the imperial court.
The scene at that time was probably similar to "there are five great scholars in the current dynasty, and I have to dismiss four of them. AVI"
Of course, this is just an additional topic of the meeting.
The theme of this meeting is naturally the preparations for the 7.17 National Day military parade.
This military parade is not only a military parade on Memorial Day, but also an actual military parade without rehearsal, a pre-war mobilization, just like the World War II Red Square military parade, which should play a role in boosting morale.
Due to the tight schedule and heavy tasks, the meeting was simplified, but the division of responsibilities was clear.
……
In addition to the intense preparations for war by the imperial court and the army, the people have also been mobilized.
At this time, France blatantly ignored the interests of our Ming Dynasty in Japan, and launched an invasion against Japan under the pretext of protecting the Christians, shelling our Ming merchant ships, and wounding our Ming sailors. Newspapers spread throughout Daming.
The British and French allied forces burned the Ming Dynasty and temporarily trapped the imperial capital of the puppet Qing Dynasty, and the Second Opium War, which ravaged my compatriots, has just passed 5 years;
European colonists committed atrocities against the Chinese in Taiwan and Luzon, and the bloody crimes have just been fermented in "National Hero Zhu Chenggong".
Now the Ming Dynasty sent troops to Fusang, punish Fayi, and the voices of defending the place of origin of Henv became louder and louder.
Under the secret organization of Jinyiwei's special department, patriotic students took to the streets to spread jokes about milk law, and patriotic workers donated money and materials to support the front-line troops stationed in Japan.
The milk method joke is really not useless, but a long-term strategy.
Zhu Fugui still remembers the class girl in high school who doesn't marry non-French people!
The French of later generations burned a top cover, and the circle of friends cried and mourned, and the sound was mournful; while Western Sahara and Ethiopia are now killing hundreds of people in wars every day, no one cares at all.
This is the embodiment of cultural strength.
I don't know about other things, anyway, Zhu Fugui is sure that if the cover of the French Old Lady Temple in Paris is burned again in this life, Daming should not have any more mourners.
……
The state machinery was running rumblingly. Everyone in the Ming Dynasty, from the emperor to the common people, knew that there was going to be a war, and they also knew why this battle had to be fought and why it had to be won.
This is the so-called national unity.
Weapons and equipment are only one aspect of why modernized countries can crush traditional agricultural countries.
The most important thing is actually the mobilization of society.
During the First World War, Britain, France, Germany and Russia were able to organize millions of troops. Such a mobilization ability was simply unimaginable in traditional societies.
Similarly, after more than 70 years of general peace (referring to no all-out war), the ability to maintain wartime mobilization to face sudden epidemics is not something every country can possess.
Undoubtedly, the current Daming has already touched the threshold of that kind of mobilization ability.
……
On July 7, the long-awaited military parade is about to begin.
Since more than half of Daming's population is gathered in Fengdu at this time, the number has already exceeded 50.
After calculation, the rammed earth viewing platform built on both sides of Tianziyan Square can carry no more than 15 people.
For safety reasons, the imperial court only issued 10 places.
Therefore, those who win the lottery are undoubtedly the lucky ones.
Sha Jing Fang is one of them.
Sha Jingfang, who often sleeps until the sun rises during the summer break, woke up very early this time.
He washed his face repeatedly with clean water, and brushed his teeth three times with black toothpaste to ensure fresh breath.
Just like its popularity in the Chinese circle in history, the black skin and white teeth, simple and easy-to-understand image symbols make the black brand one of the most popular toothpastes among the people of Ming Dynasty.
Of course, many white leftists in later generations attacked this famous Chinese brand for racial discrimination, but the Chinese who have no original sin against black people, except for a few stupid birds, no one bought this shit at all, and even bought an extra one after seeing the news go home.
As for the black toothpaste in this time and space, it is naturally not the daily chemical company that was born in Shanghai, grew in Hong Kong and Taiwan, and became popular in Southeast Asia.
The largest shareholder behind this joint venture private enterprise is Zhu Fugui himself.
To be precise, Zhu Fugui used part of his own internal funds to reorganize the Fugui Investment Group.
Zhu Fugui has already researched it. When it comes to making money, the British royal family's way of using an independent trust agency for land finance is very good.
But the money-making model of the Thai royal family is also very fragrant.
Thai King is everywhere in all walks of life in Thailand.
Even a large part of the canteens in the country have his shares.
Zhu Fugui is going to learn from others, and they all learn from him.
At least he will not have to embarrass the empire's finances in the future, such as inner court fees, royal family fees, and monarchy appropriations.
It can be regarded as contributing to the country!
……
After brushing the black toothpaste, his breath was fresh, and Sha Jingfang dug out the new clothes that he had been reluctant to wear from the cabinet.
A set of pure handmade Zhuzi Shenyi.
Of course, the standard Confucian shirts of Guozijian are also very good, but young people like to have something different.
For this set of clothes, Sha Jingfang spent a month's meal money.
Dressed neatly, Sha Jingfang went out under Li Fuming's envious eyes.
There was no way, even if he was the adoptive son of the Great Demon King of Dongchang, if he didn't get a lottery, he didn't get a lottery, so he could only stay in the school and listen to the live broadcast.
That's right, don't even think about watching the live broadcast, but there are big speakers in the cafeteria, and they will use a powerful, Li Chunji-style broadcast to show everyone the grand occasion of the military parade.
As for Shi Gandang, another student in the dormitory, he is a representative of the student army and can personally set foot on Tianziyan Square.
Li Fuming was even more envious.
Chapter 290 Sun and Moon March
Along the way, many passers-by warmly greeted Sha Jingfang.
It's just that these guys have consciously or unconsciously set their sights on the place fifteen centimeters below Sha Jingfang's navel.
Of course, this is not because Shajingfang has not closed its doors.
In fact, his Zhu Zishen suit did not have a zipper at all.
The reason why everyone will go to that place at the same time is because the way Sha Jingfang became famous is a bit special.
In the movie viewing experience questionnaire organized by the Ministry of Rites, the best supporting actor award is undoubtedly the most popular female supporting role, Zheng Chenggong's mother Tian Chuan.
The handsome Bai Xia'er, combined with the gentle and virtuous character design, and the tragic story, has become the goddess in the hearts of thousands of Ming children.
But the character who won the votes after Tian Chuan, who was riding the dust, was a really little-known little character, the wounded soldier who attacked Taiwan.
In the plot, the soldier was hit by shrapnel in the lower body during the battle against the Dutch castle, but endured great pain, insisted on charging, and destroyed the enemy's stronghold.
The pain shown by the wounded soldier and his superb acting skills made a considerable part of the male audience who watched the movie empathize, so much so that after the movie ended, they still felt chilly down there.
Therefore, Shajingfang, who is determined to go down in history with the name of Shajingfang Bridge and Shajingfang Dam, has been well known by everyone in advance with the labels of actors, opera skills, and super performance.
After greeting embarrassingly all the way, Sha Jingfang finally came to Tianziyan Square.
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