I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Morishita was holding a foam fire extinguisher in one hand, and a small man covered in foam in the other, like two chicks.

"Your Excellency Admiral, Captain Zhonghuang, how should we deal with this Japanese?"

Morishita threw the little man, Hirobumi Ito, on the floor, as if he didn't feel any problem with his choice of words.

"Cough cough cough-"

Ito Hirobumi coughed violently. Although his eyes could not be opened because he was fascinated by the carbon dioxide bubbles, he still struggled and shouted: "Baga Bagasi, aren't you Japanese too? When you used that hidden weapon to put out the fire, I clearly heard your Japanese—'Sbarasi'!"

"That's Duduo, Boku digs Ni Hongningdi digs Ali hemp umbrella, Boku digs belt Mingning Disi! Baga road!"

Morishita was like a lion whose tail had been stepped on. When he mentioned Ito Hirobumi, he was slapped twice. Ito Hirobumi, who was only 160 centimeters tall, had stars in his eyes and bleeding from the corners of his mouth.

It was Zheng Baoguo who was mature and prudent, and dissuaded him: "Sorishita, don't be impulsive, let me see this... this... Do you think he is an adult? Why is he so small?"

Morishita put Ito Hirobumi down again, and introduced respectfully: "Your Excellency, Admiral, you don't know. He clan is after Dongyi. They were called Japanese in ancient times. Most of them are short and ugly. I am different from them. My ancestors came from North Korea. It’s Daming’s loyal dog! Even, according to the genealogy, my ancestors may have come from Qujing, Yunnan, after the Central Plains!”

Of course Morishita is lying. It is true that his ancestors came from North Korea, but there is no record of any relationship with Yunnan.

However, his statement was not fabricated out of thin air, but he saw it in the library.

In 1979, Kenzaburo Togogoshi, an honorary professor of anthropology at Osaka University of Education in Japan, wrote the book "Original Yayoi People の To Come", in which he examined the relationship between some Japanese and the minority people in Yunnan from various angles.

Of course, since it is a university of education and an honorary professor, Zhu Fugui felt that his appearance was quite suspicious.

There are many such books about anthropology in later generations. For example, many of the "textual research" that Zhu Fugui fooled the Yin people at the earliest came from the folk science book "The Mystery of Yin Di'an".

Zhu Fugui selected the content that was beneficial to the revival of the Ming Dynasty, bought a lot of such books on the Internet, and after systematically blocking some of the content that exposed the age, he threw them into the reading room of the museum, earning some cultural value piecemeal, without Think of the effect is also surprisingly good.

"Original Yayoi People's Crossing" is more reliable than "The Mystery of Yin Di'an", but it also has a lot of attached content.

But Morishita doesn't care that much.

After reading this book, Morishita felt as if he had found a treasure. He carefully copied this book in Chinese characters and kept it close to him as a treasure.

His height of 180 centimeters is already outstanding among the Japanese today, otherwise he would not have become the captain of the third team with one against three in the Shinsengumi.

Now with such theoretical support, Morishita is even more convinced that he is a descendant of the Ming Dynasty, a descendant of Yunnan Miao, and Chinese orthodox.

Of course, in the eyes of real Ming people, whether the Yunnan natives are considered orthodox in China is probably a big question mark.

In short, whether it is after the natives of Yunnan or after the Koreans, Morishita feels that he is a step above the average Japanese.

What's more, he has been naturalized now, and he is a serious Ming emperor. What is this little scorpion in front of him?Dare to talk about the same race with yourself?

Morishita's two slaps woke Ito Hirobumi awake, and his eyes barely opened.

More than half an hour ago, he and Kaoru Inoue sneaked into the "Jiading" gunboat and tried to set it on fire.

Unexpectedly, this ship was actually made of steel. If he wanted to magnify the fire, he had to venture close to the cabin.

As a result, Ito Hirobumi just threw a homemade incendiary bomb, and was discovered by a group of fierce sailors.

Among them was a tall and ferocious man, holding a red "hidden weapon" and spraying monster mist towards the flames.

The flame that had just ignited was instantly extinguished by the monster mist.

Then the villain held up a hidden weapon and killed the two of them again. Knowing that there was no possibility of success today, Hirobumi Ito hurriedly wanted to escape.

I never thought that Kaoru Inoue would take a quicker step, kick her best friend away, and jump into the sea like a fish.

But Ito Hirobumi lost the opportunity and was shot by a fire extinguisher, so he had to be captured by Morishita obediently.

It wasn't until this moment that Ito Hirobumi realized that something was very wrong.

He opened his bruised eyelids and looked around through the gap.

The villain who captured himself before was a Japanese-speaking oriental face, and it could be explained that he was a ronin thug hired by the Americans.

But now all the big shots in the cabin, why are they all oriental faces?

Also, what happened to that "Da Ming man"?

Is there a "Daming" among the great powers?

In Ito Hirobumi's cognition, the only powerful country called the Great Ming is the "Da Ming" that has been dead for more than 200 years. It can't be the Ming that came back from the dead, right?

Ito Hirobumi can write Chinese characters and is proficient in Sinology, but he can't understand Chinese, but he can clearly feel that the language spoken by these orientals seems to be Chinese language.

Could it be that "Da Ming" really?

Absurd guesswork produces a strong curiosity, which even overwhelms the fear of death.

Ito suddenly sat on the ground and sang loudly as he did after the British mansion was burned down the year before:

"The country is broken and the mountains and rivers are here, and the city is spring ni し て grass and trees deep し

时に感じては花にも涙を救ぎ，别れを恨んでは鸟にも心を惊かす

Beacon fire March nilian なり, family letters ten thousand gold に进る

白头掻かけばMore nishort く, 未べて端に入えざらんとす"

Even those who do not understand Japanese can easily see that this poem is "Spring Hope" by Du Fu, the poet sage.

In Japan, this poem is respected as the number one among poems, and it is a must-know poem for every literati and poet.

Ito Hirobumi hopes to use this poem to test his guess.

but……

"Morishita, what is this Dongying man howling? Can't you understand it at all?" Wang Zhonghuang asked with a confused face.

Not to mention that the pronunciation of Japanese is too different from Chinese, even in Chinese, Wang Zhonghuang has never learned this poem...

The basic literacy class in Ming Dynasty only taught the two lines of poems by Long Live God and the national hero Lin Zexu.

So, if what Ito read was not "Spring Hope", but "Gou...", then Wang Zhonghuang would definitely hear it.

It was Zheng Baoguo who discovered the blind spot, and said: "Morishita, you said that this person came to set fire to your boat, but now we are flying the flag of Citigroup... Have you ever asked him the motive of committing the crime? Could there be something in it? Misunderstand?"

"This……"

Morishita was stunned, thinking about it this way, could this little brat also be a person with lofty ideals who is determined to fight against barbarians?

"Ask people carefully. If this is the case, they should be locked up. Such a big boy, with such a small size, is really a crime. Remember to feed him more food!"

Chapter 164 Naturalization of Ming Dynasty Must Be More Strict

Under Morishita's interrogation, the truth soon came to light. It turned out that this kid really wanted to burn the rice imperial envoy!

This made Morishita feel guilty for a while.

After all, he was taken in by Daming because he assassinated the imperial envoy of the United States that day.

Therefore, Morishita hastily made an introduction.

When Morishita announced his name, Ito Hirobumi was scared to pee.

After all, Noichiro Morishita, the ghost man of the Shinsengumi, had his hands stained with the blood of many fallen warriors.

The samurai and vassals sent by the Changzhou clan to lurk in Edo alone were hacked to death by Noichiro Morishita, not to mention other low-level ninjas and spies.

The majestic Morishita has become the nightmare of all Changzhou people. His bad name can stop Changzhou children from crying at night.

Ito Hirobumi couldn't help shrinking his neck, making him look even shorter.

In fact, insisting that Ito Hirobumi, who is 1 meters tall, is short, really wronged him.

Morishita's height in this era is definitely an outlier among the Japanese. It is extremely high. Most of them are around 1.6 meters like Ito Hirobumi and Shimura Yuichi. Even this is the height of the samurai class, and the civilians will be even shorter.

This is mainly because the foundation of the Jomon people, the aborigines of Japan, is too short. The fossil skeletons unearthed in the Stone Age (140+) are far less tall than North Korea (165), and far inferior to China (169 in the north, 165 in the south, and central and southern Europe. basically quite) tall.

Of course, the Japanese in the Edo period were no longer Jomon people, but the Jomon blood inevitably dragged down the potential of the national height.

Coupled with the religious prohibition of eating meat, the height of the Japanese is very short.

Even Mashima Ayu, a scholar in the Meiji era, left such a description in "Meat Eating という Modern":

"The Japanese are inferior to Westerners in terms of intelligence, muscular strength, and physique. They are even smaller than Chinese and Koreans... If you walk with Westerners, it is like comparing cicadas and mosquitoes."

In the short text, the desperate cries of reverse nationalism vividly appear on the paper.

After the Meiji and Taisho reforms, Japanese youths began to eat meat. The government forced the promotion of "military gymnastics" in schools, and required normal students to perform military service for six weeks in order to obtain military training for elementary and middle school students. Foundations of Physical Education.

Under all measures, the height of Japanese young people has been greatly improved.

So that in the Showa era, the average height of the Japanese was half a head shorter than that of the Chinese... er....

This can be seen from the Military Service Law promulgated in Showa 2. According to the law, the source of soldiers is divided into five categories: A, B, C, D, and E:

Category A: The height is above 152cm, and all indicators meet the standards;

Type B: The height is above 152cm, and most of the indicators meet the standards;

Type C: above 145.5cm, in poor health;

Ding species: unqualified

Type E: Currently infected, check again next year

In the "New Army Battalion Salary Regulations" formulated by Yuan Shikai and others, the height requirement for recruits is "four feet and eight inches" for northern soldiers, which is about 159cm; for southern soldiers, "four feet and six inches", which is about 154cm.

In the "Military Service Law" revised by the Nanjing Nationalist Government in 1941, the height standard for first-class soldiers is 160cm, second-class is 155cm, and third-class is 150cm.

Although in actual operation, as long as the Scraping Democratic Party is not short of arms or legs, it will forcibly recruit strong men, the so-called "Military Service Law" is basically a dead letter.

However, these documents have confirmed the height gap between China and Japan from the side.

Of course, although the Japanese soldiers are shorter than the Chinese soldiers, the group of Japanese devils who grew up eating meat and practicing military gymnastics in the Taisho era are as strong as calves, with superb assassination skills, and they are taller than the Chinese. , but skinny soldiers have too much advantage.

So much so that in the early days of the war, even in hand-to-hand combat, the Chinese army often had to fight hard at a ratio of 3-5 for 1, far from the state of wearing mousse and wearing a leather jacket to easily harvest in the anti-Japanese drama.

However, in the later period of the Anti-Japanese War, the veterans of the Taisho were exhausted by the martyrs' tragic exchange ratio, and the new Japanese soldiers suffered more than a setback.

It can be said that in the last few years of the Anti-Japanese War, veterans of the Eighth Route Army fired a single shot at a Showa child soldier.

By the way, the Americans on the Pacific battlefield also took advantage.

If they were facing Taizheng veterans, they would definitely not win so smoothly.

But regardless of combat effectiveness, it is a fact that the Japanese during the Anti-Japanese War were not as tall as the Chinese who were suffering from hunger and cold.

As for the rapid development of Japan after World War II with the help of the Korean War, the material was extremely rich and then surpassed China in height; the new China completed industrialization and rose rapidly, and now the height of 19-year-old young people surpassed Japan and South Korea and caught up with southern Europe.

All in all, Ito Hirobumi is of normal height in Japan in this era, while Morishita Noichiro is a real giant.

But after opening his heart, Morishita discovered that this little Ito was also a two-foot husband, and he really came to set fire to the Americans!

"Come on, eat one more chicken leg, it's Brother Yu's compensation!"

Morishita stuffed one of the cheapest marinated chicken legs on the boat into Ito's mouth, and said with emotion, "In the past, the foolish brother was deceived by the Aizu fan master and swung the butcher's knife at the people with lofty ideals. Now that I think about it, it's really a bone-chilling cold!"

"Cough cough cough-"

Hirobumi Ito pulled out the chicken leg, and asked quickly, "Morishita-kun, since you are so enlightened, why do you work for Millikin? Could it be that these ships are not Milliken's at all, but 'Da Ming'?"

"Yo? Little brother, you are indeed the talent that Maori Fan likes. You are really smart!"

Morishita nodded, and said, "I assassinated senior Citigroup officials in North America that day, and I already had a death wish. It was Daming who took me in as a minion. Thanks to this, I was able to see Tianyan, and I knew that the so-called The patriots are just a bunch of reckless people...

That's right, you are extremely reckless in coming to burn our ship today!Because these are the ships of Ming Dynasty, and Ming Dynasty is the orthodox Chinese, the co-lord of East Asia, and only Ming Dynasty is the hope of defeating the Westerners..."

Listening to Morishita's detailed account of Daming, Ito Hirobumi opened his mouth wide, speechless in shock.

In particular, I heard that in Daming, white people were engaged in miner slavery, while yellow people were well-dressed and walked on the road with their heads held high, which was even more unbelievable.

"What? You don't believe it?"

Morishita stuffed the chicken leg back into Ito's mouth, "Take good care of your body. When you go to Daming, you can go to the Jiaofang Division to have a look."

"As for your arrangement, I think you are a smart person, Ito. Since I have told you so much information about Daming, you should be aware of your situation, right?"

"I understand, Morishita-san, I will stay on board obediently and won't cause you any trouble."

"Well, don't feel disappointed because you lost the opportunity to study in the UK. Don't worry, if you can get Ming nationality because of this accident, it is definitely your luck. You know, apart from the old Chinese, other ethnic groups want to It is getting more and more difficult to join Daming and become a noble Daming person! Let’s do it for ourselves!”

Patting Ito on the shoulder, Morishita stood up and walked out of the room.

"Take care of him. If he is suspected of escaping from prison, he will be killed."

"Yes, sir!"

Morishita gave an order to the sailors outside the door.

As I said before, the space on the ship is very precious, so the arrangement for Ito Hirobumi is just a small utility room without windows, and there are two sailors guarding the door, absolutely foolproof.