Fishing returns ten thousand times, catch the national goddess at the beginning

"If you want to catch a giant python, you must go to him, you must go to him."

"The sacrificial ceremony begins, get up!"

The sacrificial ceremony begins? ? ?

Hearing these words, Cui Ruogou, who was hanging in the mid-air of the artificial lake, changed drastically.

In fact, when he was hung on the tower crane by Wia before, he didn't have any panic in his heart.

I even feel a little lucky.

Because he thought before that he would really be tied firmly to the hook as Ye Chen said.

But at present, only his waist is fixed, and his limbs can still move.

In this way, Cui Ruogou can obtain a relatively large space for activities, which makes him feel much safer.

But until just now, the iron hook of the tower crane suddenly fell, causing Cui Ruogou to soak most of his body in the artificial lake.

This couldn't help but make him realize the seriousness of the matter.

You may be in danger of getting sick!

After all, no one knows where the giant python that is said to be able to swallow a bull is located in the artificial lake.

According to the introduction of the community property staff, there has been a professional fishing team on the lake for the past three days.

In order to hide itself, this giant python will choose not to come out to hunt. In this way, this giant python must have been hungry in the lake for several days.

And in this situation, if his "bait" is discovered by this giant python.

How about that?

It can't just jump out and swallow itself?

This is also one of the reasons why Cui Ruogou screamed just now!

If only that was the case.

What made Cui Ruogou's heart run wildly was that.

He originally thought that the driver of the tower crane was a professional tower crane driver.

But after seeing the people in the cab through the transparent glass, Cui Ruogou was completely speechless.

Isn't that the old man named Lao Liao who has been fishing with Ye Chen and always likes to call "Hold Nima"?

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Moreover, when I was hooked by Ye Chen yesterday, it was this old bastard who was mocking me.

This old guy is obviously with Ye Chen, let this deaf and blind old man stand on the tower crane, how can Cui Ruogou not be afraid?

But compared to this, what made Cui Ruogou completely break his defense was Ye Chen's words just now.

"The sacrificial ceremony begins, get up!"

In the past, this bastard Ye Chen played tricks, but what he did were all ordinary rituals.

To put it bluntly, it is done on the shore.

But why did it suddenly become a sacrificial ceremony today?

Cui Ruogou is not stupid, of course he knows what sacrifice means.

Since it is a sacrifice, there must be sacrifices!

Sacrifice...

Isn't the sacrificial offering just yourself?

……

At this moment, near the artificial lake in Jinbao Community, some onlookers who didn't know Ye Chen and Cui Ruogou only saw the grievances.

Instead, he was taken aback by Ye Chen's gray Taoist robe and his mysterious appearance.

But a small number of people who often follow Ye Chen, as well as the audience in Ye Chen's live broadcast room, are already laughing like crazy.

Especially in this outrageous situation.

As Ye Chen's only assistant, Liao Xuexue also had special eyesight, and directly pointed the camera in her hand at Cui Ruogou who was hanging in mid-air with a terrified expression.

This also makes Ye Chen's so-called "sacrifice ceremony" more comical.

For this group of viewers, they believed Ye Chen used metaphysics to fish.

But compared to this metaphysical fishing, what they believed more was that Ye Chen was obviously out to get revenge on Cui Ruogou!

Therefore, these viewers in the live broadcast room expressed their opinions on the barrage.

"I'm going, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Cui Ruogou looks like a wild boar!"

"Ms. Ye is too much! Let's not talk about letting old Liaotou be the driver of the tower crane, but what kind of sacrificial ceremony is going to be held!"

"This scene looks familiar. Have you ever watched Journey to the West? Does it look like the scene in Journey to the West where you catch monsters in the river?"

"I've seen it. It's the movie made by Director Zhou, right? Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"I'm really worried, will the python jump out of the water and bite Cui Ruogou to death!"

"No, there are so many people looking at people, and I believe that Teacher Ye is just trying to scare this guy. Who made this guy have no bottom line just to gain popularity?"

"That's right, and even if it was really eaten by a python, it was Cui Ruogou's own fault. When he incited those netizens to kidnap Mr. Ye, didn't he think that Mr. Ye would be in danger?"

"Let me tell you something! This time, he voluntarily became the python bait, but no one forced him!"

"Hahaha, if you say that, I think Cui Ruogou chose to be the bait for the boa constrictor this time just to gain popularity, but this time it's a bit dangerous!"

"Everyone is too kind to this Cui Ruogou. Teacher Ye is also soft-handed. It seems that Cui Ruogou is very dangerous, but I have checked a lot of information. The giant python is not like a fish in the water. On the surface of the water, even if this giant python is ten meters in size, the height it can stick out of the water will never exceed two meters, so Cui Ruogou is still very safe."

"That's not necessarily true! What if the furious Iron Hand Lao Liao shook his hands and put Cui Ruogou into the water, it would be completely different!"

"Compared to Cui Ruogou, who is so hot, I still care about what kind of method Mr. Ye will use to catch the giant python in the water, but according to the situation, the iron hook of the tower crane should only be used to catch the giant python in the water. Hang Cui Ruogou!"

"Indeed, Teacher Ye is more likely to use a fishing rod to catch that giant python!"

"Upstairs, according to what you mean, Mr. Ye just let Cui Ruogou attract the python, instead of using him as bait?"

"It must be like this. If Cui Ruogou was really used as bait, wouldn't he be cold if the python swallowed it?"

"No matter what, let's see what will happen next. If Mr. Ye can really catch this giant python today, it will definitely be worthy of the ashes and the four words on it: live forever!"

"Indeed, if the anchor can really catch the giant python in the water, I think Jiangcheng City should send out more pennants to Mr. Ye. This is really killing harm for the people!"

"I don't know if you remember that sir first teased Mr. Ye for playing with things and losing his mind, telling him not to always indulge in fishing and do something that contributes to society. Who knows, Mr. Ye is about to realize it, and he still uses fishing. ,Hahaha!"

……

Right now, Ye Chen doesn't care about the gifts in the live broadcast room and these bullet screens.

He set his sights on Cui Ruogou who was hanging above the artificial lake.

Don't look at Ye Chen's solemn expression at this moment, and he is wearing a gray Taoist robe. He has a very good appearance, and he has a demeanor of immortality.

But in fact, seeing Cui Ruogou with a bitter face, Ye Chen couldn't help laughing in his heart.

He also suppressed his smile and continued the so-called "sacrifice ceremony" pretending to be serious.

First of all, he used Brother Yong's skillful technique to tie the high-quality fishing rod in his hand, which is worth tens of thousands and has a terrifying load-bearing capacity, and tied it with a mouth-thick thread group.

Then he held out his fishing rod.

This time, he pointed directly at Cui Ruogou's forehead with a fishhook and spoke.

"When a person is hooked, when a snake is caught, the hook will not be released!"

After taking back the fishing rod, Ye Chen looked at Cui Ruogou who had a bitter face and was full of anger.

So, he gently touched Cui Ruogou's belly with a fishhook.

"When a person is a hook, a snake is sure to hit!"

Finally, Ye Chen used the top of the fishing rod.

"A person is a pole, if you catch a snake today, you will definitely get it!"

The mysterious and mysterious formula that doesn't rhyme very much is finished.

Someone in the crowd couldn't hold back.

There was a burst of laughter from the originally serious and silent crowd.

Wang Lindong, the chrysanthemum leader in the distance, couldn't help but looked at Zhou Tao beside him with surprise: "Xiao Zhou, you... are you sure this guy can really catch that giant python in the water?"

"This..." Zhou Tao scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "I think there should be no problem."

Wang Lindong twitched his lips: "Who is a decent preacher of the Heavenly Master's teaching, and the mantra does not rhyme so much?"

"What's the point of fishing for snakes today, it will definitely come out!"

"What kind of formula is this?"

"Chrysanthemum, he doesn't take the postgraduate entrance examination, so there's no need to be full of jingles!" Zhou Tao comforted him: "You don't care if he rhymes or not, anyway, he can catch the giant python in the end, isn't it all right?"

"Tsk tsk..." Wang Lindong clicked his tongue, and looked at Zhou Tao who was looking at a fool: "Thankfully, it wasn't our sir who came forward to invite Ye Chen."

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"If we come forward, I'm afraid we will be laughed to death!"

Zhou Tao thought for a moment, and then said: "Ju Zhang, don't worry, although the whole boy is a little bit dishonest..."

"But without delay, he can really catch the giant python in the water!"

indeed.

Ye Chen's non-rhyming formula really makes people feel a little weird.

Outside the cordon, many of the crowd who were looking at Ye Chen with a serious face while performing the "sacrifice" couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Especially those fishermen at the scene, and Ye Chen's fans.

indeed…

The chanting of these formulas really doesn't rhyme!

Except for some belly laughs, of course.

At this moment, many people have the same idea as Wang Lindong, and began to feel that this so-called fishing "master" is not so reliable.

The one with the most emotion was Cui Ruogou who was hung on the water and was regarded as a "sacrifice".

It was these few awkward incantations that made the fear in his heart disappear a lot.

If these few words are some kind of spell, then he, Cui Ruogou, dares to go into the water right now!

At this moment, Cui Ruogou has completely concluded that this shit Yechen doesn't know any metaphysical fishing at all.

Moreover, he didn't have any confidence in being able to catch the giant python in the water!

The reason why this dog did this was to take revenge on himself and to scare himself.

Thinking of this, Cui Ruogou is too lazy to continue talking nonsense with Ye Chen.

Hanging on the lake, he also looked like he was watching the fun at the moment, and looked at Ye Chen playfully.

As long as I don't panic today, the one who will be ashamed in the end will definitely be Ye Chen who can't catch the python.

……

Ye Chen, who was on the shore, also noticed this problem.

There's no way, and I didn't take the postgraduate entrance examination, so naturally I don't have the ability to speak jingles.

So, he cleared his throat, and after taking back the fishing rod, his hands began to seal.

He looked at the lake and said.

"Danzhu Mouth God, spit out the filth and get rid of the atmosphere."

"The spirit of the tongue is upright, and the spirit is nourished through life."

"Luo Qiantooth is godly, but evil and true."