LOL: If you want to lose, I will go up and show off

"Tch~" Rita smiled, "Let's not talk about this now, what do you want to eat, I'll treat you!"

"That's okay, I can't always let you treat guests." Zhou Yang refused aloud. The last time was the other party's treat. As a man, it's not like that to always let women treat guests to dinner.

"There's so much nonsense, what's the point of being polite about a meal?"

Facing the rather strong Rita, Zhou Yang had no choice.

Who made himself handsome?

No wonder the doctor always said that my stomach is not good and I can't eat too hard food. This is not unreasonable!

The two of them ate some Mala Tang briefly, and found a coffee shop to sit for a while.

Of course, Zhou Yang was not fooled this time. When Rita wanted to propose a simple stroll, he decisively found a reason and managed to escape.

Are you kidding me, last time I said it was a simple stroll, but it turned out that it started after three hours of shopping.

In the end, he didn't even give him the chance to follow the other party upstairs for a drink, so he couldn't be fooled this time!

Saying goodbye to Rita, Zhou Yang took a taxi back to the base.

IG won Taobo today, so there will be no games for the next few days.

Although it is not a holiday, but at least you can relax properly.

Seeing Ah Shui who was holding potato chips and watching the video while queuing up, Zhou Yang who passed by him directly snatched the potato chips from his arms.

"Damn it, who..." Ah Shui just wanted to greet who is so short-sighted, but after seeing Zhou Yang, he suddenly became amused, "Brother Yang, why did you come back so soon?"

"Yes!" King Ning also turned his head and asked when he heard the movement, "This time is faster than the last time, can you not do it!"

"No, you can say, we will help you find a way!" Rookie chuckled.

Zhou Yang had a black line running down his head, these bastards, if they are really black, they can be called white!

Not to mention nothing at all, even if there is, do you think I can come back tonight?

"Oh? What are you talking about, who can't?" Theshy asked curiously with a Google Translate accent.

Looking at Theshy with a serious face, he didn't know how to explain it, so he could only walk over to Theshy with half a bag of potato chips snatched from A Sailor.

"It's nothing, eat more."

"Oh ~ Crab!" Theshy smiled embarrassedly, and reached out to take it.

Seeing Zhou Yang offering flowers to Buddha with the potato chips he bought, Ah Shui immediately became depressed, "Brother Yang, those are mine!"

"I know, I just snatched it from you, can I not know?

Besides, look at how fat you are, there is no harm in eating less snacks! "

"What do you know, why is AD not fat?" Ah Shui was still trying to defend his gluttony.

"C or C, I don't know, anyway, the Q connection is getting smoother."

A black thread flowed down Ah Shui's head, "Brother Yang, if you don't say that, we are still friends."

Sitting on his chair, he turned on the computer and started the live broadcast. Looking at Ah Shui who had just entered the queue, he also urged: "Hurry up and play in double row after the fight."

The system just rewarded Xerath with a hand today, so I can just use this hero as a support to try.

But Zhou Yang was not idle while waiting, watching the enthusiastic water friends in the live broadcast room,

For the sake of the happiness of his brothers, Zhou Yang also started his own teaching mode of Tam Law.

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Chapter 135 Younger sisters look at frequency, older sisters look at needs, what do big guys look at?

"Brothers, do you still remember what I taught you last time?"

After Zhou Yang started a flexible ranking in Black Rose, he started the teaching mode.

He chose the AD position, plus Black Rose's well-known sister district, so it is easy to meet the auxiliary soft sister.

"The first rule of Tahm, ask your sister if she is in a solo queue!"

While explaining, Zhou Yang quickly typed that line of words.

"Hello, sister, is it solo queue Oo?"

After getting the answer, Zhou Yang continued to explain in a serious manner, "After getting an affirmative answer, then we will start the second rule of Tamm, which is to analyze the character of the character based on the opponent's game ID.

Look, sister ID: Don't pull my rabbit ears.

I believe everyone can feel this ID even if I don't say it. You can tell at a glance that the other party is a particularly cute type, and you can directly mark it as a younger sister. "

"After determining the character of the character, we will start the third rule of Tamm.

As the saying goes, younger sisters look at frequency, older sisters look at demand!

At this time, it is time to test our skills, pretend to be a master first, and then issue our mating request after we have gained a large enough advantage... Ahh!

I'm sorry, I said what was on my mind, but I actually want to say that we will send out our friend request at this time! "

"Of course, if you follow my method, you basically don't need to take the initiative. My sister will take the initiative to add you as a friend after the game is over!"

"By the way, don't forget to prepare a few cute emoticons for interaction." Zhou Yang flashed a Teemo cute emoji while talking, and after receiving the reply from the assistant cat's emoji, he immediately expressed his complacency laughter.

"Brothers, look, this is the beginning of love, have you learned it!!!"

The one handed by Zhou Yang's system, Lucian, can even be hoisted by Theshy Jess. Playing a flexible ranking is naturally easy and easy.

While operating, he can even interact with the barrage in the live broadcast room.

When he saw the barrage sent by water friends in the live broadcast room, he couldn't help repeating it.

"God D, I, Bronze, went to hook up with my sister as you said, but what should I do if the other party doesn't like me at all?"

After reading this barrage, Zhou Yang's mouth twitched.

This is not a mess, what is this?

He chuckled, "What happened to this water friend fully proved one thing to us, that is, colored pens are not worthy of love!"

After a simple episode, Zhou Yang continued to interact with the cat.

As for the character design and the like, he doesn't care that much.

Although the professional players' personalities have collapsed a lot, after some things are dug up or exposed by others, they will be criticized by netizens.

But as long as I don't have a character design, or if the character design is not so noble and upright, then the house will definitely not collapse! ! !

Under the leadership of Zhou Yang's super god Lu Xian, a game ended in 7 minutes.

After the end, just as Zhou Yang promised to the water friends in the live broadcast room, the cat in the previous round really sent a friend request.

"Brothers, have you learned it yet?" Zhou Yang smiled triumphantly.

The second Tamm teaching was a perfect success, which means that he has taken a big step forward in live broadcasting.

Looking back at Ah Shui, he found that the opponent was not over yet, and the fight was quite anxious. Zhou Yang also pulled the opponent into the team.

"Okay, let you listen to my sister's sweet voice. Of course, it may be Lolita or Yujie's voice! Anyway, as long as it's not a clip, brothers can accept it, right?"

After Zhou Yang finished speaking, he coughed twice to clear his throat, and entered the voice smoothly, and the voice was decisively clipped, magnetic and deep.

"Hello, can you hear me?"

"I can hear you, brother! Brother, you, Lucian, are so good at playing!"

silence……

still silent...

Listening to the voice from the earphones, Zhou Yang had all kinds of fantasies about the other party's voice in his mind just now...

At this moment, it shattered directly!

It's not sweet and cute, it's not Lolita, and it's not Yujie's voice.

This voice was clearly that of a rough man, maybe even the kind who picks his feet!

Zhou Yang took another look at the other party's ID, don't pull my rabbit ears.

That's right, I didn't drag the wrong person!

What's the situation?

Even if it's a clip sound, it's okay if I don't choose it?

Listening to the voice coming from the earphones, Zhou Yang finally made up his mind.

This is the little sister with rabbit ears that I have been thinking about for the whole game just now, oh, no, it should be called brother rabbit ears now.

What the hell, you are a big man with this kind of ID, is it disgusting?

Look at your ID again, Ultraman Tiga!

This is the ID that a real man should have!

"Brother, the monster has been revived. As a Diga human body, I have to save the earth. Let's play next time!"

After speaking, Zhou Yang immediately withdrew from the team, directly blocked and deleted a dragon.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't report it, he even wanted to write a [-]-word essay to condemn the other party's behavior.

Do you know what kind of trauma your rough voice has caused to a young heart?

The people in the live broadcast room almost died laughing.

"Obviously God D said it himself, as long as it's not a clip sound, it's fine, why did he run away?"

"Then here comes the question, my younger sister looks at the frequency, my older sister looks at the demand, what does the big guy look at?"

"God D really can't do it, so let's follow others, anyway, it doesn't make any difference if his eyes are smeared!"

"Male plus male, right? If you want to talk about this, I won't be sleepy."

"Fencers, assemble!!!"

……

Zhou Yang, who failed in teaching, looked at the barrage of ridicule, sighed slightly, and started to argue for himself.

"What does this show?

Does Tamm's Law fail?

actually not.

The unexpected harvest this time just shows that my charm can kill both men and women?

Of course, it also shows that our Tham Law is not only effective for female players, but also for male players!

Of course, if you bunch of bastards have to deal with men who know how to get ahead, then I didn't say anything. "

When Zhou Yang was explaining, Ah Shui, who finally won the game, also turned his head and shouted in his direction.

"Brother Yang, hurry up and save me, these sticks are so fucking stepped on, Baolan is even better than them!

What the hell, the game ended in 10 minutes, and I just played for almost 10 minutes, I really can't stand it! "

Baolan at the side heard this, stretched out her hand to push her glasses, and said a little depressed: "Jack, what do you mean by that?"

"Oh, I heard it!" Ah Shui chuckled, "It's nothing, Brother Lan, I praise you for being amazing."

Hearing Ah Shui's shout, Zhou Yang also resolutely quit the game, not wanting to recall what happened just now, for fear of accidentally having a nightmare or something tonight.

He logged into the Hanbok and pulled Ah Shui into the team.

"Okay, brothers, the teaching of Tahm's Law is over, and now we will start the ranking teaching."

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Chapter 136 Shocked, IG actually has internal strife!

When Zhou Yang and Ah Shui started to line up, Baolan also called Rookie.

"Look at your phone!"

"Why are you looking at your phone?" Although Rookie was puzzled, he picked it up and took a look.

After seeing the WeChat message sent by Baolan, he showed a smile, and decisively pulled Baolan into the team, and the two were ready to snipe.