LOL: If you want to lose, I will go up and show off

When you first came back, your parents simply praised you to the sky, asked you about your health, and offered all kinds of delicacies.

But this situation only lasted for two days. On the third day, Zhou Yang was disgusted by all kinds of people because of sleeping late.

Looking at the mother who was mopping the floor, she looked disgusted because she ate the fruit and didn't put the peel in the trash can.

Zhou Yang even felt that he was not as good as the cat at home.

He patted the fat puppet cat lying on his lap, squinting his eyes full of enjoyment, and sighed.

"Apple, apple, do you think it's time for me to go back?"

"Meow~"

……

Chapter 63 This heroic girl may not be suitable, but a big man is just right!

After staying at home for three days, Zhou Yang returned to Shanghai.

There was only Theshy in the base, playing the game on his own.

Lucian's silky combo on the computer screen beat the opponent Jess so hard that he didn't dare to wait.

Is this the legendary join if you can't beat it?

It can be seen that Theshy doesn't like the top laner Lu Xian. Zhou Yang checked the opponent's record and found that he has basically been playing this hero these days.

"Where are the others?" After Theshy finished beating, Zhou Yang asked aloud.

"Ning, Jack, and Baolan have all gone out," Theshy said.

"What about old Song?"

"Brother Yijin ran to accompany Xiaoyu."

Depend on! ! !

A guy with the opposite sex but no humanity.

After Zhou Yang heard it, he immediately scolded Rookie.

Just at this time, Ah Shui, King Ning, and Baolan came in, and the three of them bought a lot of things, including food and drink.

After seeing Zhou Yang coming back, Ah Shui also walked up to say hello, "When did Brother Yang come back? Don't say anything, so we can pick you up."

"Not long after arriving." After Zhou Yang finished speaking, he continued to scold Rookie, as if he had made some unforgivable mistake.

suddenly!

His phone rang.

After Zhou Yang took out his mobile phone and connected it, Rita's voice came from the receiver.

"Are you back yet?"

"Just came back, what's the matter?"

"I want to go shopping, but it's boring to be alone, so..."

Rita felt that what she hinted was very obvious, after all, girls, some things still can't be said too bluntly.

"So you're planning to let me work as a coolie for you?" Zhou Yang couldn't help being on guard. He knows women too well. Shopping and not shopping are two kinds of creatures.

"It's okay to say that, but it's not in vain. I'll treat you to dinner after shopping."

"I'm afraid it won't work." Zhou Yang began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "You also know that I just came back, Ah Shui and the others are discussing to clean up the dust for me, and the hotel has been booked."

King Ning and Ah Shui next to him couldn't help but give a thumbs up when they saw Zhou Yang's face was not flushed and his heart was beating.

This ability to tell nonsense with your eyes open is outrageous, right?

"Okay then." Rita was ready to hang up the phone after hearing that.

Zhou Yang was a little taken aback when he heard that, he wanted to talk to Rita, but he didn't expect the other party to open up directly.

"Wait a minute, Sister Yu, don't hang up yet! If you try harder and tempt me a little more, maybe I will agree!"

King Ah Shui Ning and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

Is this still the guy who kept saying that Lao Song had the opposite sex and had no humanity?

Don't change your face too quickly, okay?

"That's it~" Rita smiled, deliberately lowered her voice, and said in a charming tone: "If you go shopping with me, I can promise you a request that is not too much~"

"Wait for me for 10 minutes! No, 5 minutes!"

Zhou Yang hung up the phone and was about to say something to Ah Shui and the others, but was kicked out by several people.

"Go away, don't come back at night!"

"take care!"

After all, my good brothers have a partner, and they are also very happy as teammates.

This feeling is like watching my son suddenly grow up, and there is a sense of relief like an old father.

When he came to the agreed place, Zhou Yang saw Rita at a glance, and she was very eye-catching among the passers-by.

"Come on, let's go." Seeing Zhou Yang approaching, Rita smiled.

Originally, Zhou Yang thought that going shopping with a beautiful woman would be worth it no matter how tiring or hard it was.

What's more, I am a big man, and I will never lose to Rita in terms of physical strength.

But he still underestimated such a strange creature as a woman.

From three o'clock in the afternoon to ten o'clock in the evening, for nearly seven hours, she really didn't feel tired at all, but Zhou Yang couldn't stand it anymore.

"No, no, I can't move anymore."

"Are you a man, where is this?" Rita was obviously a little unsatisfied, "We still have a lot of places to visit!"

Faced with this extremely dignified question, Zhou Yang resolutely stiffened up, "I am a man, but!

I really can't walk anymore, and now I don't even have the strength to turn my head. "

"There are beauties over there!" Rita pointed.

"where?"

Zhou Yang turned his head habitually, and when he realized that he was being tricked, he turned his head and just met Rita's eyes that you can pretend to be if you have the ability.

In the end, there was no other way, and Zhou Yang was dragged and tossed by Rita for more than half an hour before he was finally let go.

After seeing off Rita and returning to the training room of the base, Zhou Yang also slumped on the chair directly, not wanting to move.

Seeing Zhou Yang's exhausted appearance, King Ning couldn't help but tease him aloud.

"No way, Rita is so powerful?"

"This woman is too outrageous!" Zhou Yang said weakly, "I'm serious, I'm gone!"

"Brother Yang, pay attention to your health." Ah Shui poured a glass of water for Zhou Yang and brought it in front of him, "By the way, do you want to help you order wolfberries? I heard that this thing is useful."

"Go away!" Zhou Yang was amused, "I'm talking about losing all strength, what are you thinking?"

"Is there a difference?" Ah Shui asked back, "Anyway, it's your contribution."

Zhou Yang: "..."

It seems that this is indeed the case!

……

After resting for a while, Zhou Yang ran to his computer to finish it, and began to look at some changes in the version.

When he noticed the new hero Yuumi, his eyes lit up.

"If girls come to play this hero, it may be a little too cute and not suitable for them, but I am a big man just right!"

"Could it be that what you said..."

Hearing the voice, Ah Shui came over curiously, and when he saw the cat, he immediately said, "This hero is not fun!"

"Why isn't it fun?" Zhou Yang hasn't cooperated with Ah Shui before, but judging from the other party's appearance, he should have been assisted by the cat.

"We tried qualifying yesterday." Baolan said at this time.

"The result?" Zhou Yang asked.

"As a result, Morgana's methods on the other side are extremely cruel." Baolan pointed the finger at Ah Shui again, "It's mainly him, who uses all kinds of tricks to pick up Q, and kills both!"

"Can you blame me..." Ah Shui's tone obviously weakened, "My buddy always feels that the Q skill of the hero Morgana is like having an automatic navigation, it is too difficult to hide!"

"There are so many reasons for dishes?" Rookie who had already returned interjected.

"Does it have something to do with you? You can't even beat Brother Yang, how dare you talk!" Ah Shui was also unambiguous, and directly turned back.

Theshy next to him glanced at the teasing people, then laughed, obviously he was used to it.

This kind of atmosphere is very good!

Rookie couldn't bear to see Ah Shui being so arrogant.

"No, what does it have to do with you if Ah Yang beat me?"

"That must be related, Brother Yang is my assistant.

In the end, you can't even win against my support, which means that you are not worthy of a one-on-one fight with me! "

……

(I didn’t eat dinner, I hurriedly wrote the third update when I got home, please recommend~)

Chapter 64 Crashing into uzi, the train of thought becomes clear in an instant!

Seeing Ah Shui's upright look, Rookie didn't know what to say,

He really wanted to ask, brother, where's your face?

I used to argue about it, but now I just don't want to face it?

"Anyway, idle is idle, how about double row?" Zhou Yang looked at Ah Shui.

For some reason, Ah Shui suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and he didn't think much about it, "Okay, Baolan is too good, and I lost a lot of points after playing against him for two days! You have to take me to fight up. "

"Small idea." Zhou Yang smiled, and then skillfully booted into the account and started the live broadcast.

As soon as the live broadcast started, many viewers rushed in to ask the teacher,

"Dog thing, are you still embarrassed to start the broadcast? Pay me for the fish balls!"

"Where's the agreed-upon photo of Heisi? Did it get snatched!"

"God D, you are really damned, you don't know how to share good things at all."

Faced with the barrage of questioning in the live broadcast room, Zhou Yang could only find an excuse to prevaricate.

Just kidding, can I show you private high-definition photos?

After pulling Ah Shui into the room, while queuing up, Zhou Yang also chatted with the barrage, basically chatting about what he did in the few days before the broadcast.

At this time, with a bang, the game started.

When the two successfully got the position they wanted, they were recognized all at once.

“D shen wo shi ni de fen si!!!”

"hai you wo!"

"Xie xie!"

Zhou Yang also quickly replied in pinyin.

The main thing is to type Chinese characters. If there are local people in the team, they might be secretly played by some sticks, and then it will be too uncomfortable.

Seeing a few Huaxia people communicate here in pinyin, the remaining one who didn't speak couldn't help it.

"It's all your own, don't pretend!"

"Xiba!"

"Damn! Tell me earlier!"