LOL: If you want to lose, I will go up and show off

"Who thinks about it? If you think about it yourself, don't take me with you. I don't want to!"

This not only made Zhou Yang feel a little funny, but also his father's mouth was as hard as ever.

"I'll be back in about two days."

"Oh, that's a good relationship. Just now, many people have sought out Mom as a matchmaker, and Mom has found quite a few of them. I'm waiting for you to come back and have a look."

Zhou Yangren was dumbfounded: "No, Mom, how old am I..."

"How old are you, you will be 22 after the Chinese New Year!"

"Ah?" Zhou Yang was even more at a loss, "Shouldn't it be twenty?"

"Your birthday is young, so you have to add two years."

"oh oh."

The old man didn't talk to his family for a long time, Zhou Yang inevitably chatted a few more words, and finally hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Yang opened Weibo again, and initiated a poll there. When the time comes, the hero with the most likes will be selected at the end.

But when he was drowsy and finally fell asleep, he was woken up again by Ah Shui's coming and going.

This made him not to mention how uncomfortable it was. Seeing Ah Shui who had just finished taking a shower, humming a song, and wiping his hair with a towel, Zhou Yang stood up from the bed.

Ah Shui only felt that there was someone behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Zhou Yang staring at him without blinking.

"Brother Yang, what are you doing?"

"Brother Yang, no!"

……

the next day.

It's rare to be able to sleep soundly, so Zhou Yang and Ah Shui also stayed in bed for a long time.

If it weren't for the flight back, the two of them would even want to stay on the bed.

Thanks to Zhou Yang being a younger brother, Zhou Yutong and the long-legged Yiyi also saved money on air tickets.

Originally, Zhou Yang felt that this was impossible, but when he talked to Su Xiaoluo, he didn't expect that the other party would readily agree.

What are you still clamoring about? Isn't it just two air tickets? It's just a matter of convenience.

This bold appearance made Zhou Yang quite a bit of a monk, and he was very puzzled.

I always feel that there is something wrong with this bastard, but I can't tell the specifics.

But Zhou Yang is not polite, I will take advantage of it, and he doesn't feel guilty about Su Xiaoluo's inhumanity.

It took about ten hours from Paris to Shanghai, so Zhou Yang also planned to get a good night's sleep on the plane.

But what made him desperate was that Zhou Yutong was actually beside him.

While on the plane, this woman was not idle.

"Yangyang~"

Hearing the crooked voice, Zhou Yang slapped Zhou Yutong's hand off his arm with a slap.

"Don't make such a fuss, just speak up, don't disgust me!"

"I photographed some things yesterday, can you help me take a look and give me some advice?" Zhou Yutong handed the phone to Zhou Yang, smiling.

"Oh, woman!" How could Zhou Yang not understand the other party's little thoughts.

After all, today is Double Eleven!

"I think it's false for you to ask me to give advice, but it's true for you to pay for it."

"It has to be my brother, tall and handsome, smart and charming!" Zhou Yutong disagreed, hugged Zhou Yang's arm and began to act coquettishly.

This made Zhou Yang a little overwhelmed.

Sister, to be honest, I still like your unruly look before! ! !

"It's worth it...

Stop, stop, don't fix these useless things, can't I pay for it..."

In the end Zhou Yang couldn't take it anymore, so he could only nod his head in agreement.

I really can't do anything with this woman, those who don't know think I'm a brother!

"That's all, nothing else?"

"It's gone..." Zhou Yutong had just finished speaking, but then she came to her senses again, "Yes, yes, there are many more!"

As she said that, she snatched the phone from Zhou Yang's hand and began to choose from it.

Seeing the woman's frantic act of adding to the shopping cart, Zhou Yang's heart was bleeding, and he really wanted to slap himself on the mouth at this moment.

It's okay, what are you talking about!Significant to you?

Zhou Yang didn't know how much this woman added in one breath. Anyway, the opponent didn't stop, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.

"Okay, that's all for now!" Zhou Yutong handed the phone to Zhou Yang contentedly.

Looking at the bill, Zhou Yang's heart was bleeding.

You call that a little?

But there is no way, who made me talk too much just now.

In front of Zhou Yutong, Zhou Yang completed the payment.

"I have to be the most handsome and gentle brother, the best and best brother in the world, mua~"

Just when Zhou Yang was heartbroken, Zhou Yutong's voice came from beside him.

Before he could say anything, he suddenly felt like he was being attacked.

He turned his head in a daze, and stretched out his hand to touch his right cheek in a dull manner.

Then he frowned, took out the tissue with a look of disgust, and wiped it hard twice.

"Hey, hey, what do you mean by your eyes and movements? You hate me?" Zhou Yutong was very hurt. If he hadn't already received the benefits, wouldn't this kid know how good he is as a sister?

Zhou Yang rolled his eyes and said nothing, took out his phone and started playing on his own.

He opened Weibo and took a look. Originally, he thought that cats might get the most likes, because Weibo has a lot of women, and the young lady naturally likes cute heroes like Yumi.

But when he opened Weibo and looked at the hero with the most likes, he was completely dumbfounded.

"Who is Sacco? Looks like a clown, right?

Depend on!What do you mean by that?

Don't say that I can't choose if I haven't played a clown, even if I can choose, how can I choose such a hero of the underworld for such a sunny person! "

Looking at the comments under the most liked clown, Zhou Yang was even more angry.

At this moment.

A system ding-dong sound suddenly sounded in my ears.

……

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully winning the S9 League of Legends global championship and winning the FMVP!

But there is still a long way to go, I hope the host will not be complacent! "

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task, special reward Demon Clown - Shaco's S-level proficiency +5.00% operability!"

……

Listening to the system's rewards, Zhou Yang fell into deep thought.

How about you dog system?

Even if the reward is late, why did you give me a clown proficiency?

How can such a sunny boy like me choose this kind of underworld hero?

Of course, it is impossible to play on the mobile phone for more than ten hours. Zhou Yang fell asleep after watching it for a while, but the woman next to him was so excited that he couldn't sleep.

Send various circles of friends, such as...

What is it like to have a younger brother who helps you empty your shopping cart on Double Eleven?Below is also a photo of Zhou Yang's side face secretly taken while he was asleep.

Not to mention, Zhou Yang in the photo looks like that, no matter how you look at it, it looks sunny, but it's a pity that you can't look at the surface when you look at people. If you don't believe me, ask the big brother and Chovy.

When Zhou Yang opened his eyes, he was called out by Zhou Yutong.

Zhou Yang regained consciousness a little, got off the plane, and after leaving the field, Zhou Yutong and Yiyi separated.

These two women are fine, he still has a lot of things to do.

Back at the base, the base aunt also prepared a table of good dishes.

But halfway through the meal, the phone in Zhou Yang's pocket rang.

He took it out and saw that it was Sister Zhou calling. After connecting the phone, the other party's voice came from the other end.

"A Yang, have you all gone back?"

"Well, I've been back a long time ago, what's the matter?"

"My plane is delayed and I can't go back..."

As she spoke, Sister Zhou began to cry at the top of her voice.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yang's first reaction was that the other party was lying, but when he heard the cry, he felt something was wrong.

If it's true, why are you crying like it's true?

He quickly went to the other party's live broadcast room to take a look.

It’s okay if you don’t look at it, but it’s shocking to see it.

At this time, sister Zhou in the live broadcast room had already cried into tears.

While the people in the live broadcast room were crying, she was still looking for a solution.

Seeing the scene where Sister Zhou was crying, Zhou Yang decisively swiped three rockets for the other party, and did not forget to type and tease

"Sister Zhou is planning to transform? The crying scene is not bad!"

Most of the people in the live broadcast room were also gloating, and some thought that Zhou Shuyi had started working again.

Among them, Zhou Yang was the most inappropriate person. He even called Ah Shui and the others over to watch it together.

I even dazzled three bowls of rice while watching it!

Zhou Shuyi was crying and laughing at the same time by Zhou Yang, yelling that she must make him look good when she goes back.

Of course the smiles were all smiles, after eating, Zhou Yang still contacted him again, and he was relieved when he learned that the other party had already solved the problem.

Because of winning the championship, everyone will have a good vacation, so Theshy and the others also want to take the opportunity to go home and have a look.

Since everyone had left, Zhou Yang certainly didn't need to stay here. After seeing off a group of people, he called the woman.

He was attacked yesterday on the plane, and Zhou Yang didn't know how to face this woman.

I can understand your excitement, but you are spending my money and taking advantage of me with your mouth. This is a bit difficult, right?

When he came to the place Zhou Yutong had mentioned, Zhou Yang realized that the long-legged Yiyi seemed to be a little rich woman.

The home of the magic city is in this kind of place, and the home should be regarded as a small property.

Zhou Yang greeted her enthusiastically. After all, the other party is a little rich woman, so she can leave a way out for herself.

As a result, Zhou Yutong protested, "Why didn't you say hello to me? Do you still see me as a sister?"

Seeing this, Zhou Yang only gave the woman a middle finger, and asked with great concern, "Are you sick?"

The three simply ate something, and when Zhou Yang and Zhou Yutong were about to go home, Yiyi called him to stop, and gave him the carefully prepared gift by the way.

Zhou Yang opened it and took a look, only to find that it was a poster.

In the poster, it was the scene of himself holding the trophy high with both hands during the awards ceremony, and kissing after finishing the work.

Although the gift is not expensive, it is very commemorative and cannot be measured by money. Zhou Yang likes it.

But the other party gave me such a good gift, it seemed unreasonable not to return the gift.

"Is there anything you want or like? I can give it to you."