Chapter 109 Otherwise, You Still Follow Me

Ning Zi was lost in thought as she looked at the dozens of products that were delivered quickly from the opposite side.

Of course, it's not about worrying about calculations. In fact, it's enough to leave this kind of thing to Sanyue, but if it takes a second to arrange such a small amount of goods, it will be counted as a loss for Sanyue.

Although M10's artificial intelligence assistant restricts access to these platforms, it is naturally defenseless for March.

No matter how an actuary designs various complex red envelope rebate rules, there is a lower limit within the limited conditions.

This topic is nothing more than using various rules to the greatest extent to achieve the goal of spending the least amount of money.Of course, the biggest advantage of handing over this matter to artificial intelligence is that it will be very targeted to purchase the required goods according to the original plan, and will never consider any unplanned goods in order to make up the order.

This is probably the reason why all platforms must resolutely restrict the M10 artificial intelligence assistant from crawling the data of various merchants on the platform. The machine is too rational.

The Double Eleven shopping carnival is meant to cheer up the atmosphere and generate impulse shopping emotions.When shoppers are under the control of absolute rationality, how can merchants and platforms make money?

Really, if every e-commerce user in China has an M10, and can also access the back-end database of the e-commerce platform without restriction, I am afraid that it is a shopping festival that has been made with great difficulty. In the end, it is found that the profit of the day is even the money for holding the party. not coming back.

After all, machines don't eat chicken blood.

So what Ning Zi couldn't figure out was what the girl on the other side of WeChat was thinking.

He felt that the message he sent had already conveyed the meaning of expressing his apology, but in the end, the other party just asked him to help with the calculation, so did he value him or despise him?

Just when Ning Zi was feeling a little depressed, another message popped up on WeChat: "Hey, I'm sorry, but please hurry up. It's ten o'clock now, and it's best if you can get me on the [-] o'clock wave Offer, I know that two hours may be a bit too much, but your words should be fine, right?"

Ning Zi's hand hovered over the phone for a while, and finally typed an ellipsis.

I really don't know what to say.

Fortunately, the results have been given in March, and there are still four plans for two different platforms.The reason why there are four plans is that I don’t know if there are super members of these two platforms on the opposite side.

Ning Zi copied and pasted it smoothly, and then sent it over.

He didn't deliberately wait for a while, the main reason was that what the girl opposite him said made Ning Zi feel a little annoyed.

Although Ning Zi is not a proud person, but thinking that in the afternoon class, he was still answering questions for graduate students and doctoral students of Yanbei University, but he would be questioned by such questions at night, and his mood would still be somewhat ups and downs.

Well, in fact, there is such a trace of competitive thinking.

Soon there was a reply on the opposite WeChat, with three emoticons, one surprised, one wiping sweat, and finally a thumbs up.

After finishing all this, Ning Zi was still not in a good mood, so he opened the programming software he used for daily use, and said to the kitten, "Give me the interface information of these two e-commerce platforms."

Yes, Ning Zi intends to write a small crawler program, with an optimal decision-making algorithm, so that the other party can buy without thinking.

Soon the interface information of the two major e-commerce platforms was adjusted by March, and then a sentence popped up on Penguin: "Meow... Sure enough, love can always easily swallow the normal cells of the brain, making people's IQ drop like a falling plane .”

"This is not love." Ning Zi quickly retorted.

"Meow, when a male creature meaninglessly intends to show a certain ability in front of the opposite sex, it means that he has fallen. It is nothing more than a different personality and a different way of expression. Of course, you don't have to blame yourself. After all, human The estrus period is long, and you happen to be at the peak of your hormones."

Seeing the words sent by March, Ning Zi hesitated for a moment, then turned off the programming software.

"Meow, but compared to the female coach who taught you how to practice guns, I think this relatively stupid girl is more suitable for you. At least the age is similar, and you like it subconsciously."

Seeing the news of March before turning off the computer, Ning Zi was depressed for a while, so she turned off the penguin and went into the bathroom to tidy up and go to bed.

"Meow, why do you have to lie to yourself? Don't dare to look directly at your heart, admitting that you like it a little bit, is it childish?"

March's voice rang directly in Ning Zi's mind.What made Ning Zi even more annoyed was that the cat even got on the mouthwash table. This was the second time.

Ning Zi asked curiously: "I remember that you have always opposed human beings falling in love, thinking that this is the most stupid thing that carbon-based life can do."

"Meow, I still insist on this point of view."

Ning Zi frowned, and asked, "Then why do you seem to want me to fall in love again?"

"Meow, because your dream control has become more and more difficult. Haven't you noticed that the learning process in the dream has become less and less efficient recently?"

Ning Zi was completely stunned by San Yue's words, and the movement of squeezing toothpaste on the toothbrush stopped immediately.He does feel this way, but he just thinks that the research questions are getting more and more difficult, and many times Ning Zi feels that he may need more discussions to develop ideas.

"Meow, the generation of dreams is a natural stress response produced when most of the brain is resting, and some areas process stimulating electronic signal pulses. You can study in dreams, and even simulate physical experiments, relying on the computer controlled by the program. The pulse signal stimulates specific brain regions. But in this process, it will be affected by the body's own stress signal, which can also be called interference noise. Under normal circumstances, this self-generated noise is controllable of."

"Meow, but when the stress signal transmitted by your own body increases, that is, the noise increases, it will interfere with the pulse signal controlled by the program, and even in more extreme cases, the stress signal sent by yourself will surpass the pulse signal with a fixed frequency , which leads to signal confusion, and the original dream replaces the programming dream at a certain moment. Of course, even if this happens, you will not remember it after waking up, because the noise of the self-stimulation will be repaired by the signal of the controllable program pulse. But the work efficiency will be reduced a lot, and the original function will even be lost.”

"Meow, do you know? You are a hundred times better than my former master in controlling your emotions. When he fell in love with a woman, he wished he could let the whole world know without wasting a second. And even if you start to estrus, you can keep absolutely calm emotionally, and even ignore her. The only problem is that even powerful human beings can't completely control the subconscious tendency. But this problem is actually possible solved."

After listening to March's long speech, Ning Zi asked subconsciously: "How to solve it?"

"Meow, of course it is to cut off the source of troubles directly. Believe me, after cutting off, you can pinch off all uncontrollable stimuli from the source, allowing you to devote yourself to exploring the mysteries of the universe. This is absolutely It is the most perfect solution. After all, the reproduction of human beings has never been dependent on an individual. You can give up this kind of thing that everyone can do, and then put all your energy on the pursuit of science. I know a liquid Nitrogen removal can minimize pain."

After March gave the most perfect plan, the longest stare between one person and one cat started.

Ning Zi could see the innocence in the kitten's clear eyes, and Sanyue could probably also see the sullenness hidden in the boy's calm eyes.

Of course, the cat could feel it even if it couldn't see it, and Ning Zi had already started to think about how to clean it up severely.

In the end, the kitten decided not to irritate Ning Zi, who was in a sensitive state, wagging its tail, took the initiative to climb up from the sink, jumped to the ground lightly, and then ran away without looking back.

Only then did Ning Zi squeeze out the toothpaste, brushed her teeth seriously, and then took a good look in the mirror for the first time in her life, um, it seemed really pretty...

When she returned to the room after washing, Sanyue had already laid down on the table again.

Ning Zi thought for a while, and walked into the room, her mind was a little messed up, so it's better to go to bed first.

……

Yanbei has a big body and sleeps for women.

Looking at the message sent by Ning Zi, Lu Xiaoya marveled in her heart that the Great God was indeed unusual, subconsciously clicked Copy, and then suddenly stopped.

Well, if you copy it directly, these little girls will immediately notice that something is wrong. If you are running to check her mobile phone, then the relationship between her and Ning Zi may not be cleaned up by jumping into the Yellow River.

Even though WeChat was added just now, and Ning Zi also said that he wanted to explain, but what if these women don't believe it?

After all, their brain power is really too strong.What if it is thought that the WeChat was re-added by the two after a quarrel?

In short, more things are worse than less things.

But of course this couldn't help the naturally intelligent student Xiaoya, so the girl picked up a pen and copied the necessary parts bit by bit, then took a photo with the manuscript paper and sent it to the dormitory group.Only then did she stand up, proudly raised her tender chin with her hips crossed, and announced: "Okay, don't forget about it, I'll send it to the group for you, my plan is definitely the cheapest."

"Hey, let me see, it's impossible. It costs more than 842 yuan to buy all of them? What is the most economical? Look at me, I added two electric blankets and it's only 957 yuan. You can use two more rolls. It is equivalent to an electric blanket with an original price of more than 80, but it only costs more than 50."

"No, what are you buying electric blankets for? We didn't have electric blankets in our previous list?"

"Isn't this another way to use two cross-store coupons? And it's very cost-effective."

"But it can't be used in school?"

"Can you use it secretly? And it's very warm in winter with an electric blanket."

"Don't make trouble, the electric blanket will definitely not work, and it will be miserable if it is found out. But I think my plan is not bad, it only costs 1020, but there are ten packs of tissues and two small white bottles of L'Oreal more than the original list."

"Hey, who uses L'Oreal, look at mine..."

Lu Xiaoya stared dumbfounded at her roommates who just admitted that they couldn't figure it out.

I just said it was too difficult to calculate, but now I feel that my plan is the most economical.The most annoying thing is that I clearly agreed to only buy things on the list that everyone can use, but now all kinds of messy new things pop out.

These women don't even count what they say?

Well, although it wasn't the first time, this time it was really too hateful.

She figured it out by asking for help.

Seeing the three guys arguing lively, Lu Xiaoya suddenly didn't bother to talk to them. She picked up the glass to get a glass of water to drink, but found that the water in the clean water bucket on the water dispenser she just bought was no longer clear. Someone drank it clean, but the bucket was not changed.

Lu Xiaoya turned her head, looked at the three little girls who were still chattering non-stop, and became even angrier.He took off the empty bottle casually, put it heavily on the ground, and made a "bang", um, it was pretty good. After this sound, the noise behind him really quieted down.

However, Lu Xiaoya did not turn her head. She tore off the seal of the bottle mouth, picked up the clean water bucket that many adult men suffer from headaches with one hand, raised her arm vigorously to make the bucket stand up, and then caught it with the other hand. Aim at the mouth on the water dispenser and punch it in directly.

A set of movements is like flowing water, obviously I probably do this a lot at home.

But it is absolutely rare to be able to lift the clean water bucket upside down with one hand.At least Lu Xiaoya had never shown such strength in the dormitory.The main reason is that the weather is just cold, and the water dispenser has not been bought for a long time.

However, Lu Xiaoya was quite satisfied with the result, at least after changing the water, the chattering women were quiet.

So she turned around, clapped her hands first, then pointed a finger at the three stunned little women and said, "First, please remember to change the water after drinking the water in the water dispenser." Bucket, fortunately, the water dispenser I bought has the protection function of water shortage and power failure, otherwise the machine will be burned out;”

After finishing speaking, Lu Xiaoya's fingers turned into two: "Second, what we agreed just now is to only buy the common things that everyone needs in the dormitory on the list, and those things you added don't count."

I can't help it, I'm so angry, I planned to get along with these little girls in a low-key manner, but these little girls are too much.

Really, Lu Xiaoya feels lucky, fortunately, these little girls are not the daughters of her old Lu, otherwise they would definitely be disabled directly.After all, what her Lao Lu hated the most in her life was dawdling when it was time to go out, and even more hated a guy who made up his mind and talked like farting.

"Isn't it? Xiaoya? You're so strong? Didn't you see it? Your arms aren't thick either?"

"Who said that strong arms must be thick? When I was 12 years old, my arms were thinner than they are now. I could snatch 31 kg, clean and jerk 39 kg, and squat 58 kg. Is it incredible? If it weren't for my dad who was afraid of pushing me down If I'm not tall enough, let me practice weightlifting."

"Ahem, Xiaoya, you are too powerful."

"Don't talk nonsense, you just say that my plan is the least expensive?" Lu Xiaoya asked sullenly.

"Then I will add two small white bottles, and then pay for it myself? But one of you has to buy another 12 yuan thing. It must also be in a store participating in the cross-store full discount."

"12 yuan? Then I will just buy a lipstick, but it will cost me a few orders."

"Well, why not..."

Seeing the three little girls who were no longer noisy, but had already begun to formally discuss how to expand the shopping list, Lu Xiaoya was completely disappointed.

It turned out that she was the only one who always thought that the rules just agreed were the most important, and the others didn't take the negotiated rules seriously at all, so they couldn't help feeling complacent.Sure enough, the collective life, the heart is too tired.

"Forget it, buy it, I won't participate in this group activity." Lu Xiaoya said something, and then planned to wash up and go to sleep.

Let these little girls toss about.

"No, Xiaoya, didn't we agree to buy those common things for the dormitory together?"

"But you want to add other things? Why can't you buy what you need?"

"Isn't this already a lot to buy, and it will be much cheaper to build something."

"But we agreed to only pool together to buy common things for the dormitory."

"Actually, Xiaoya, if you think about it, you can also choose what you like and add it together. We don't mind."

"But I can buy the things I like by myself. Why mix them with common things? At most, can't you make up a few orders together?"

"That's so troublesome, and it's even more troublesome to make up the bill like that. It's better to be together."

"that is!"

……

Finally, after god knows how many rounds of tugging, Lu Xiaoya finally broke out again: "You are really enough, so I specially asked Ning Xueshen to help us settle the score. Now it is still my fault, right?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Xiaoya felt a little regretful, but the dormitory immediately became quiet, and a needle could be heard.

"Okay, I admit it, the showdown is over, it is true that Ning Xueshen just added me today, he intends to find an opportunity to clarify that there is no relationship between the two of us, I will find an opportunity to ask him to help me calculate Here is a list of how to spend the most money."

"Here, I know you don't believe me, let me show you the WeChat chat history! This is just added today..."

Lu Xiaoya picked up the phone, clicked on the chat history with Ning Zi, who had only a few words, and then began to scroll up. The next thing should be the reminder that Ning Zi added a friend, saying hello "I am Ning Zi" to prove that The two just added WeChat today.

But the embarrassing thing just happened.

The WeChat chat history happened to be stuck on her sentence "Help me calculate how to buy the best deal on Double Eleven?", and then I couldn't turn it, just kept circling...

Below this sentence is the ellipsis sent by Ning Zi, and then she replied "It's too much trouble..." Ning Zi sent: "Send everything you need.", "Okay, wait a minute .”

Then there's the shopping list.

"Hey, I'm sorry, but please hurry up..."

Then there is the purchase plan that Ning Zi sent directly.

Really, stuck at this place, re-reading the conversation between the two, Lu Xiaoya felt that it really didn't look like a conversation between strangers.And she seems to have been pretending to be polite all the time, and she replied very quickly to the other side, and she seemed quite caring...

"Hey, why is the phone stuck? Forget it, I'll show you the address book, and it also shows that I am a friend who just passed Ning Xueshen tonight." Lu Xiaoya clicked on the address book again, and then He was stunned to find that Ning Zi's record that was added today had disappeared.

The row below the address book also shows that it was added three days ago, or it has expired.

Did she just casually delete the evidence that Ning Zi added her?

It seems that this is also possible, because she really doesn't want anyone to see that she and Ning Zi have become friends with each other.

Yes, Lu Xiaoya is not sure if she did this operation just now.

After all, her short-term memory has never been very good...

It's as if Lu Xiaoya couldn't remember whether the door was locked or not every time she went out.

Switch back to the previous chat interface again, still spinning in circles.

Lu Xiaoya felt that her broken apple had to be replaced. It was her mother who said that the system was easy to operate and had no advertisements, but she didn't say that the signal of this thing was so bad that she couldn't argue with it at critical moments.

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