I'm really immortal

Chapter 2 The Wise and the Stupid

There were only three tables at the banquet at noon. Apart from the neighbors and Qin Yanan, Liu Changan naturally had no other relatives and friends who would come to drink and give presents. But Boss Lan unexpectedly called Liu Changan and asked about his college entrance examination results, saying that As expected, he is Professor Liu's son after all, and he did not disappoint. It is comforting that Professor Liu is in the spirit of heaven, and he and Liu Chang'an missed the academic achievements of Professor Liu back then. Boss Lan also asked Liu Chang'an University what he wanted to study Professionals.

She received some red envelopes, and Zhou Shuling also included 1000 yuan. She felt embarrassed that it was too little, but there was nothing she could do. She had just bought a house, and she still owed Liu Changan a large sum of money and many favors.

Of course Liu Changan didn't care.

After setting out the wine, Liu Changan packed all the leftovers in wooden barrels and put them at the gate of the community. Naturally, someone would come to collect the swill. The tables and stools were borrowed, cleaned and returned, and cleaned up all afternoon.

Of course Liu Chang'an wasn't tired, Qin Yanan didn't seem to have put in much mental effort, he drove back by himself, Zhou Shuling carried Zhou Dongdong back, and when Zhou Dongdong lit the fire, he burned a bunch of hair.

After a whole day of bustle and bustle, it was finally clear. After cleaning up, Liu Changan stood under the plane tree with a broom on his shoulders, listening to the sound of the wind stirring the leaves in the evening.

Liu Changan remembered that sentence again, loneliness is the normal state of life, after the excitement, after the hustle and bustle, after the contentment, there is always a feeling of silence.

Men are actually more likely to be lonely, which is determined on a physiological level. After a man excretes his desire, there will always be a period of emptiness, which is a strong proof that men are lonely creatures.

So in order to dispel this loneliness, men want more and more satisfaction, the more empty they are, the more they want to hunt, the more lonely they are, the more they like chasing.

Liu Changan put down his broom and looked at the sycamore tree above his head. Unfortunately, this sycamore tree was not strong enough. It would be great if there was a hole in the tree.

For humans in ancient times, tree holes were actually very natural habitats, even drier and more comfortable than shacks built on trees.

Liu Changan climbed up the tree, found a suitable branch to lean against, lay down, watched the quiet throbbing of the branches and leaves beside him, the evening gradually turned into late night, the night sky could not see the Milky Way and the moon, it was a bit monotonous and silence.

Liu Changan jumped down from the tree and stretched his waist. It is said that human beings have a similar sense of intimacy with the cave as "mother", but it does not mean that human beings will still pursue all the feelings of life in ancient times, such as lying on the tree for a long time. It just doesn't feel comfortable in bed.

Liu Changan walked towards the armored transport vehicle, he naturally wanted to disturb Shangguan Dandan when he was free.

"Dandan, is it so comfortable to lie in a coffin?" Liu Changan understood that he could not understand Shangguan Dandan's behavior.

A person who has lived for a long enough time can see that nothing is new anymore, and he looks like he knows everything in his chest. This is a normal thing, because he has experienced it and understood it, but the life in Shangguan Dandan's state of existence , it was the first time he saw her, and it was only natural that he couldn't imagine her feelings and moods.

"Haven't you already come out to get sanitary napkins?" Liu Chang'an asked uncertainly, "Since you have come out, don't you want to see what the world will look like after 2000 and what changes the world will have? ?”

Liu Changan waited for 5 minutes.

There is no answer.

Liu Chang'an could only continue to ask himself: "Well, I can understand if you don't want to tell me about your own affairs, so what about Qin Yanan? The little girl who caressed your coffin as strong as a turtle shell today, She seems to have some common experience with you or your coffin, she can feel some scenes by touching the coffin like me, do you know what she felt?"

Still no answer.

"Don't force me to use my trump card." Liu Chang'an never minded bullying little girls. For example, Zhou Dongdong had a "brother Chang'an" who always bullied him in his childhood.

Shangguan Dandan didn't even tell him to shut up.

"If you don't answer me, I won't give you the little hen tomorrow." Liu Changan felt that the most powerful force in this world is habit.

Shangguan Dandan was used to having a pullet every day, and it must be very hard for her to lose it suddenly.

The little hen's threat did not make Shangguan Dandan compromise.

"Farewell, little sister."

Shangguan Dandan's real name is almost impossible to be verified by people. The records about her in the history books are often just a few words such as "Queen", "Empress Dowager", "Great Empress Dowager", etc. As for her real name It is difficult to confirm the name unless a few other tombs similar to Haihunhou are dug.

Only Liu Changan knew that her name was Shangguan Dandan, and "little sister" was her nickname in the TV drama, Liu Changan called her casually, so she would be very confused.

Liu Chang'an didn't pay too much attention to Shangguan's indifferent and self-enclosed posture. The waves of time are like waves in the water, and the shallow waves don't make people feel ups and downs. Years, 100 years, so what?There is no second person in this world who can be more patient than Liu Chang'an.

The next morning, instead of buying pullets, Liu Changan drove the armored transport vehicle back under the plane tree, and then dug a deep pit next to it.

Liu Changan originally planned to dig this pit more than one meter deep, but considering that the possibility of a stupid child like Zhou Dongdong being loaded into it was too great, he had to give up this plan and dig a shallower one. Zhou Dongdong If you fall into it, you will only be beaten by Zhou Shuling.

Liu Changan bought loach and raised it in the pit. He stopped feeding Shangguan Dandan pullets, but he was still a little unwilling to let the coffin absorb the vitality and blood of the surrounding life. You can judge Shangguan Dandan's condition by observing the loach. degree of need.

If she is too hungry and thirsty, Liu Changan will still give it to the little hen. Although it is the "God of Reaper", this is the "retirement place of the God of Reaper". Generally, no matter how cruel the god is, he still has a little desire to protect his own territory.

What's more, I have always been gentle and kind, and my whole body exudes the radiance of peace, uprightness, gentleness, kindness, benevolence and universal love.

After Liu Changan dug the puddle, he went back to get the small bench burned by Zhou Dongdong yesterday, and prepared to repair it. He didn't think so at first, but since he told Zhou Dongdong, if he didn't repair it, Zhou Dongdong would probably do it again. Remind him to fix it.

Zhou Dongdong got up in the morning, went downstairs to play, saw another puddle next to the transport truck, and ran over happily to see if there was any loach in it, one fell into the water without holding his legs pit.

Liu Changan listened to the movement, took out the small bench, and looked at Zhou Dongdong with great satisfaction. This depth is designed for you. If you don't fall into the pit, doesn't it prove that Brother Changan is not wise enough to do too much?

Chapter 2 The Foolish and the Lively

Liu Changan put down the small bench in his hand, took a photo of Zhou Dongdong, and then lifted her out.

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth wide, his eyes turned from left to right little by little.

She looked down at her wet little skirt and sandals, then at the puddle.

"Brother Chang'an, a puddle suddenly appeared on the ground just now and ate me up." Zhou Dongdong pointed to the puddle in amazement and said to Liu Chang'an.

"Your nose is long." Liu Changan went back and took a towel and wiped her face.

Zhou Dongdong quickly pressed his nose.

"I get beaten every day." Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment when he felt that this was the case for children.

Liu Chang'an thought about it, forget it, he is already a stupid child, and he still needs to be beaten every day, if he gets beaten a little more stupidly, the child really has no hope.

Liu Changan carried Zhou Dongdong home, undressed her, put it under the faucet and rinsed it casually, then wiped it off, wrapped her in a towel and put it on the bed for her to watch TV.

Summer clothes are light and thin, let alone children's clothes, which can be cleaned after rubbing, and hang in an inconspicuous place.

After Liu Changan finished drying his clothes, he was a little depressed. Why was he so happy when he saw Zhou Dongdong fall into the puddle just now? It seemed that he was the one who got into trouble in the end?

Liu Changan told Zhou Dongdong to watch TV at his home, and then continued to work. When Zhou Shuling came down, Zhou Shuling didn't care where Zhou Dongdong went. Zhou Dongdong usually wouldn't run out of the community to play. I didn't bother to care about her any danger, and went to sell rice noodles with Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan came back at noon, brought a bowl of rice noodles with some chicken sandwiched in, and added a fried egg for Zhou Dongdong to eat.

Zhou Dongdong had already thrown away the bath towel, and was lying on the bed with his bare buttocks watching TV. Liu Changan went to get his clothes and came in. In such a hot summer, the clothes would be completely dry in one morning.

"Thank you Brother Chang'an." Zhou Dongdong put on his clothes and became innocent and lively again. It seems that he will not be beaten today.

"Eat powder."

Liu Changan gave the powder to Zhou Dongdong, and continued to repair the broken little bench. If you want to live a good life, you always have all kinds of basic daily tools. Liu Changan did not use nails, but the traditional mortise and tenon structure. , as long as you have enough strength and master the skills, simple knives can also cut iron like mud, and easily make various mortise and tenon structures.

Zhou Dongdong was holding a bowl to see Liu Changan repairing the small bench. He was not beaten today. Zhou Dongdong was very happy, leaning against Liu Changan while eating noodles.

In the afternoon, Liu Changan repaired the small bench, and went to fill in the application with An Nuan. From this year onwards, the school will no longer collect application confirmation letters from students, but the students will fill in the application online with their password cards and personal information.

Of course, Liu Changan and An Nuan both applied for Hunan University, but their aspirations were different. Liu Changan still majored in biotechnology, while An Nuan chose accounting.

Although the construction goal of Hunan University is a comprehensive university, in fact, the traditional advantageous disciplines of Hunan University are still obviously biased towards science and engineering, communication engineering, material science, chemistry, mechanical engineering, and civil engineering, all of which are national characteristic professional construction disciplines and first-level National key disciplines, second-level national key disciplines include mechanical manufacturing and automation, mechanical design and theory, mechanical and electronic engineering, heating, gas supply, municipal engineering, disaster prevention and mitigation engineering, bridges and tunnels, etc...

It can be said that the domestic universities of science and technology and the science and engineering subjects of many universities have supported the further development of the country and the improvement of people's livelihood. Without the slogan "learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well and travel the world without fear" that was shouted decades ago, there would be no such thing as today. today's development.

Of course, it is also a tradition to use the glory of the past to liquidate and reflect on it. Now no one shouts such slogans.It is recognized by the world as the biggest economic miracle in the new century, but such a country has not had a Nobel economist, which is enough to explain many ridiculous phenomena in the world. India and Argentina have many famous economists. The role and ability in economic development and economic crisis are also obvious to all.

Of course, Liu Chang'an did not object to An Nuan's study of accounting. The accounting major is still very useful. He just remembered what Ren Changhong and Xu Zhancheng often said to students in class when they were in class, "From the perspective of human development, Liberal arts should kneel down to science.”

Such remarks will naturally cause controversy. Fortunately, the school is always more tolerant of experts and professors with high level and outstanding professional ability.

After filling out the application form, I am waiting to officially become a college student. The feeling that college life is really about to start is still a bit emotional.

Liu Chang'an and An Nuan filled out the report on the computer in her study room. Hunan University is also going to be on summer vacation. As the exam is approaching, Liu Yuewang is a bit busy. Moreover, Liu Yuewang has public elective courses to take during the summer vacation. Her classes are always popular. , the male students who applied for her class had the highest proportion of female teachers and professors in the school.

Turning off the computer, An Nuan felt a little empty, as if she felt that high school was completely over at this moment, and remembered the three years in the attached high school.

"Did you know that Bai Hui called Miao Yingying and Bi Wanwan together with a bunch of girls from other schools to dance a dance collection with the theme of Graduation Ceremony, which was uploaded to Thirteen.com, but it became very popular, you want Don't want to take a look?" An Nuan asked.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded.

An Nuan immediately stood up, very angry, "Sure enough, there are white fennel, you are interested, do boys like to watch girls dance?"

"My classmate's dance uploaded to the website is very popular. As a classmate, isn't it a matter of course that you are interested in it? Contributing a click, barrage comments, etc., are all considered support." Liu Changan said disapprovingly.

"That's true." An Nuan sat down again, Liu Chang'an will definitely not behave like the opposite-sex resistance of a good boyfriend circulated on the Internet, he belongs to the type of "waiting for the New Year regardless of distinction".

An Nuan also doesn't understand, why so many people like to share on the Internet what their boyfriends did that they feel wrong, don't you know whether you should break up?

Of course, An Nuan also likes to talk about Liu Changan behind his back, hehe.

"Besides, you see that every day so many people try to add you on QQ and WeChat, and send you private messages of love and confession, am I jealous?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand to hold the mouse, "Where is it, which website?" ?”

"I don't care about them." An Nuan snatched the mouse and opened the dance video. She saved it, because An Nuan also secretly learned it. I have to say that Bai Hui, a little vixen, is still good at making videos. When the eyes look at the lens, it seems to be discharging.

"With hundreds of thousands of views, is this considered popular?" Liu Changan glanced at it and said.

"They also attracted a lot of fans, and some people went to the post bar of Hunan University to ask if Bai Hui was a freshman of Hunan University, and they wanted to report to Hunan University." An Nuan pursed her lips and said.

"I'm jealous." Liu Changan laughed loudly.

An Nuan's cheeks flushed slightly, "I didn't... I just don't like being judged, otherwise I can dance, you see, these people's comments are all legs, it seems that if you don't talk about legs, you can't talk. "

"That's right." Liu Changan nodded, turned his head and glanced at An Nuan's legs, "It's so pretty."

An Nuan slapped Liu Chang'an shyly, her heart was pounding, did this guy finally get the hang of it?Apart from saying that she is good-looking, has she finally shifted her attention from her breasts to her biggest advantage over Bai Hui?

"Do you know why your legs are so long?" Liu Changan asked.

"Well... my mother inherited it." An Nuan spoke, secretly feeling bad, didn't this remind him that his mother's legs are also very long, and quickly added: "The main reason is that I exercise a lot, running every day, bouncing around, The legs will grow naturally."

"Actually, in the history of the earth, there was an era when spiritual energy filled the heaven and earth, probably before this generation of human beings."

"what?"

"At that time, the world was full of aura, and everyone could cultivate immortality. At that time, I was an ordinary monk in a tribe, but I was handsome, graceful, and loved by everyone. Most female monks wanted to use me as a double cultivator."

An Nuan put his arms around his shoulders and shook wildly, cursing with a smile: "Bah, shameless, except for me, a female monk... I, a female monk, saw you and wanted to catch you and lock you in the alchemy furnace for refining." .”

Fortunately, I stopped it in time, and almost said "I, a female monk, want to double cultivate with you".

"No, you're not a nun, you're a chicken."

"You are! You are the rooster!"

"Listen to me... At that time, the queen of the tribe took a fancy to me and wanted to double cultivate with me, but she was too ugly, so I didn't want to. I resisted to the death, so I said that I would rather be with my Chicken double cultivation, and I will not double cultivation with you. The queen was furious, so she let me and my chicken double cultivation."

"Then this queen is more beautiful, don't you agree?" An Nuan found the point angrily.

"Yes."

"You playful monk, you already have a chicken at home, and you still want to flirt with other women!" An Nuan hugged Liu Changan angrily and shook him for a while, trying to push him down on the chair to hold him down.

Before Liu Changan's story could be said, he laughed out loud and couldn't continue.

"Bah, I'm not saying that I'm that chicken, I'm saying that you're that monk. If you have a chicken in your house, you should practice double cultivation with that chicken!" Because Liu Changan originally said that An Nuan was a chicken, so An Nuan Naturally, there is a bias, but this does not mean that I admit that I am playing a chicken in the story!

"Yes, I took that chicken to practice later, but it's not dual cultivation. To be clear, it has to become a human to practice dual cultivation. I took it to practice, but it still went out every day and hooked up with other people. Little rooster, I was so angry that I chased and beat it all day long, and it ran, ran, jumped up and down every day, and its legs grew naturally, and when it became human, it became a beautiful girl with long legs..."

An Nuan was annoyed while beating the man, "Damn it! You just want to say that I am a little hen! And I remembered, this is just a joke on the Internet, it is obviously a story about the heroine and the little rooster! "

"However, I'm serious, if you can really cultivate immortals, are you willing to live forever with me?" Liu Changan held An Nuan's palm and looked at An Nuan seriously.

Or because of the foreshadowing of the story just now, even though An Nuan knew it was an absurd question, she still smiled and said seriously, "Of course I am willing, otherwise you will live forever, and you will find many women like the Kyushu Wind and Thunder Swordsman."

"Then I will work harder, be serious, and do a series of experiments actively without giving up." Liu Changan had already given up, but now it seems that there are one or two successful examples that prove that his efforts were not in vain.

"What are you talking about?" An Nuan held Liu Chang'an's cheeks, "Have you not passed the second term yet?"

"No, come and watch Bai Hui dance."

"With so many people dancing together, you actually said that you saw Bai Hui dancing. Do you only see what she means?"

"If that's what you mean, don't you already crawl on top of me with tears streaming down your face, crying and fussing?"

"No, I will dance a better dance to attract your attention."

"Then you jump!"

"No, I agreed that you would learn to dance with me."

"Yes, come on, have you heard of Por una cabeza in Scent of a Woman?"

"Know……"

Of course An Nuan knew about such a beautiful scene, how could a girl not know about it?An Nuan understood what Liu Chang'an meant, and the anticipation in her heart blossomed, and she suddenly felt that Bai Hui's dance was not enviable at all.

Chapter 2

An Nuan has actually never watched this movie. A movie of more than 150 minutes is a bit extravagant for senior high school students, and An Nuan only watched a short video of this movie when she was in her third year of high school. There are some wonderful repetitions in the children's dancing passages, accompanied by music, which looks romantic and beautiful.

Learning to dance does not need to be rushed, nor can it be mastered in a short while. An Nuan decided that on such an afternoon, it is rare for Liu Changan and herself to watch a romantic movie together at home. irresistible.

Leaning on his shoulders, embracing his strong arms, his nose is full of his familiar smell, turning his head, he can see a face that makes him smile, watching the plot, and looking at each other with a heart Looking at it, the sweetness in the eyes seems to be a silent comment on the plot. If you can cross your fingers and lean against it in a quiet environment, until the end of the movie, still indulging in the lazy and sweet atmosphere, it would be even better.