I'm really immortal

"Why do you women always care about what other people should focus on?" Liu Changan said inexplicably, "Isn't it a matter of course that my focus is different from your focus?"

Qin Yanan had no choice but to hesitate, "Anyway, I just find it weird."

"Yes, you are a woman, so you can just rely on your intuition, if you want to be weird...what's so strange, Ma Weiming can't be beaten?"

"What I find strange is... I remember that Ma Benwei spoke frivolously to me back then. You said that you hated other people's frivolity and defilement of Ye Sijin's face, so you beat Ma Benwei." Qin Yanan couldn't remember Liu Changan's back then How to say it specifically, but the meaning is correct.

"Oh, a lot of things happened in the past. I thought I hit Ma Benwei because he had a face that didn't deserve to be spanked. It turned out there was another reason, I don't remember."

"Ma Weiming was beaten up today, and Ma Weiming is pursuing me. I don't think it's strange if you beat Ma Weiming up. The reason is probably that you hate people pursuing me with a great-grandmother's face." Qin Yanan thought about it carefully, "Do you still remember the day when you came to my house to make mutton head meat and showed it to the little fairy? That day Ma Weiming was also on the downstairs platform, and you met him... At that time, I thought , will you beat Ma Weiming too?"

"I'm not crazy. Why would I hit him if I have nothing to do? If he pursues you, I'll hit him?" Liu Changan said incomprehensibly, "What kind of logic is this? There is no reason at all."

"I don't know either...Anyway, Ma Weiming was beaten today, so I thought of you." Qin Yanan was also a little confused, and didn't know what she was talking about. Of course, she didn't suspect that Liu Changan pretended to be Ye Chenyu and came here. Ma Weiming beat him up, Liu Changan's idle temper, how could he mess around for her?No matter how you look at it, this kind of violent beating of suitors is considered jealousy. No matter how mischievous Liu Changan is, he wouldn't pretend to be his great-grandfather to do such a thing.

"Have you been sleepwalking lately?" Liu Changan asked casually.

"No...no." Qin Yanan seemed to be still thinking about something, so he hesitated for a while before replying.

"Then you go and comfort Mr. Ma, this call made me look like a criminal suspect." Liu Changan breathed out, and said seriously: "Even if Ye Chenyu did it, it can't be me, Liu Changan. I swear to God."

"Who asked you to swear? I just thought of it for no reason... Anyway, my mind is messed up, it's okay, I heard you are selling rice noodles?"

"Yes, come and eat noodles when you have time."

"it is good."

Chapter 183 A Sadness As Big As A Watermelon

The fact that Liu Changan sells rice noodles seems to be known to everyone. Everyone knows that he sells rice noodles, and everyone wants to try his rice noodles.

Of course, everyone in the classmate group knew it, and An Nuan even took a screenshot to show Liu Changan the note she had changed for him: Mi Fan Xia.

Liu Changan recalled the image of a superhero jumping into the air, facing the evil boss, spraying countless white rice powder all over his body.

A little disgusted, Liu Changan refused the title.

Some students proposed to form a group to eat noodles. Miao Yingying suggested that Liu Changan find a food delivery platform that does not have strict qualification review to do food delivery. In Liu Chang'an's eyes, Miao Yingying should only sigh "delicious", "good time", "good time" and so on, and have no other thoughts.

Bai Hui thinks this is one of the ways to monetize the attention and traffic of Internet celebrities. Many stores and brands are desperately looking for marketing accounts to promote it. It is a pity that Liu Changan does not take advantage of the favorable conditions. You can be on the famous variety show in Shonan.

It's fine for Liu Changan to listen, he's just selling rice noodles. As for Zhou Shuling taking over in the future, she has the mind and energy to do it, so Liu Changan can give her all these suggestions.

Only Qin Yanan and An Nuan are the only ones Liu Changan thinks that he should come to taste his rice noodles, because Qin Yanan knows how to appreciate it, and because An Nuan has a different relationship. Unfortunately, the beautiful girl is busy with the game recently, and the final will be tomorrow. I hope she can play a super long game. Level, the opponents in this league are very strong, and the overall strength of the attached high school is still a little bit worse.

After beating two people, Liu Changan drove the transport vehicle back to the community. When the vehicle stopped, a gust of wind passed and the leaves whirled.

Liu Changan got out of the car, twisted his body from side to side, and then patted his cheek. He naturally wanted to walk towards the mahjong parlor, and then he realized that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he hurried back to cook.

Under the sycamore tree, Zhou Dongdong was sitting on a small bench, holding half a watermelon and eating it with a spoon.

"Why are you sitting here eating watermelon?" Liu Changan asked.

"Grandpa Qian gave me watermelon, but I wanted to take it home and was afraid of breaking it, so I took a spoon and ate it." Zhou Dongdong dug a big spoon, "I'll eat it for you!"

Liu Changan looked at Zhou Dongdong, who had several watermelon seeds and pulp on his face, and refused without hesitation, even though he also likes to eat watermelon.

After Liu Changan finished the meal, Zhou Dongdong ran over to taste a bit, then ran back to eat the watermelon. After Liu Changan finished eating, Zhou Dongdong also finished the watermelon. He scooped it up with a spoon and made a watermelon hat. Wear it on your head, run around under the sycamore tree, or learn the posture of the uncle of the People's Liberation Army and walk with your hands shaking from side to side.

Liu Changan dug her watermelon hat into a thin layer to improve the comfort, and then found a long rooster's tail feather and stuck it on top of her watermelon hat. Now Zhou Dongdong felt more comfortable. Looking forward to wearing a watermelon hat to school tomorrow.

Liu Changan also took a photo of her and sent it to Zhou Shuling. Zhou Shuling was very helpless. When an adult sees a child misbehaving, he would basically choose to stop or educate her. However, Liu Changan is like a dog-headed military commander, who has to give advice.

But Zhou Shuling still felt very relieved. Sometimes when she came home, she saw Zhou Dongdong sitting obediently in the living room watching TV. Only the light of the TV was reflected on her little face, and she saw Zhou Dongdong running by herself. In the mahjong parlor, in the corner of a group of chattering old people, Zhou Shuling always felt very distressed when playing small old computer games, but every time she saw her and Liu Changan together, despite the mischievous mischief that made people Speechless, but feel that this is the childhood that Zhou Dongdong should have, that urchin-like appearance.

When Zhou Dongdong was taking a bath at night, she was going to be beaten, but Zhou Shuling let her go, but when she washed her hair and took a bath, she found a lot of watermelon seeds in her hair and body, and Zhou Dongdong tried to argue that she kept the seeds. For the watermelon, Zhou Shuling got a chestnut.

The next morning Liu Chang'an saw the wronged Zhou Dongdong with a smile on his face, it seemed that he was either beaten or scolded.

"Mom won't let me wear the hat of General Watermelon to go to school." Zhou Dongdong was very sad, "I'm not even majestic anymore."

"You can bully other children to prove that you are very powerful."

"I don't want it, I want to bully the bad guys." Zhou Dongdong hugged Liu Changan's thigh hard.

"But bad guys usually have something to eat."

Zhou Dongdong was taken aback for a moment, very embarrassed.

"But if you let bad people bully you for the sake of delicious food, mom will be sad." Liu Changan patted Zhou Dongdong's head.

Zhou Dongdong came to his senses and jumped up and down. It turned out that even if the bad guys had something to eat, they were still bad guys and had to run away.

"Then brother Chang'an will be sad?"

"There will be a little bit of sadness like watermelon seeds."

"Can't the watermelon be so big?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily.

"No, who made you so stupid, when you meet bad people who have delicious food, your brain will not work well."

"It works, it works, it works!"

"Okay then, it's okay to be as sad as a watermelon." Liu Changan said reluctantly.

Zhou Dongdong laughed, and forgot about his lack of prestige, and went to school happily.

Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling went to sell rice noodles. Today Zhou Shuling prepared two white aprons to hang up for herself and Liu Changan, and also prepared a sign that read "Junsha Internet Red Soup Spicy Rooster Noodles, the president of Baolong Center once patronized , full of praise".

"The president of Baolong Center, what kind of signature role can this have?" Liu Changan was very suspicious, and he didn't know whether Zhu Juntang or the third wife would directly take up this position. Not like someone with a job.

"Of course there is, so rich people like to eat it, and other people must subconsciously feel that it tastes good. Nowadays, people only know how to imitate rich people, even if they can't drive a good car and live in a luxury house like rich people, but Eating delicious rice noodles like rich people will also satisfy people." Zhou Shuling said with some complacency, "I've been thinking for a long time and came up with this idea."

"Wise." Liu Changan nodded, but then remembered, neither the third wife nor Zhu Juntang had eaten a single bite. This is a false advertisement, right?never mind.

What Liu Changan is looking forward to is for the third wife to come to eat noodles. This wife has been here for two days, but she didn't come in the middle, and she probably won't come back today, so his expectations will probably come to nothing... But the reason why he is looking forward to it is of course that he still feels that It's possible, because if nothing unexpected happened, Pu Shougeng would definitely contact the third wife after the incident yesterday.

Pu Shougeng has no way to contact Mrs. Carnstein, so naturally he can only contact the third wife. If a person like Pu Shougeng encounters such a thing, if he doesn't try to take advantage of it, then he is not Pu Shougeng.

Chapter 184 Let's RAP

A smile hangs on his face, his voice is neither high nor low, and his enthusiasm is just enough to let customers feel at ease. This is the basic quality of doing business. Liu Changan is serious about selling fans.

It's a pity that the third wife didn't show up, Zhu Juntang didn't show up, and even Zhongqing didn't come. The big three fans in Baolong Center were silent today.

Of course, it is impossible for Liu Changan to send a message to ask why they didn't come to eat fans today. He is not a quick-tempered person. He felt too long.

If Mrs. Carnstein is dead after 100 years, it means that she has nothing to be curious about. She can't even live for 1000 years. His name is "Li Wang", why is it called "Li Wang"?Because Liu Changan believed that it was extremely powerful and also ate grass, so it was named "Li Wang".

Liu Changan thought that "King Li" should have died before he was three hundred years old when he was a child. From then on, Liu Changan no longer believed in the thousand-year-old tortoise. He also preferred to raise some animals and plants that were not easy to die. He used to A thing called "Antarctic sponge" was discovered on the seabed of Antarctica. He visited Antarctica after wandering around for 8 years, and when he went again after 100 years, he found that those things were still innocent, lively, healthy and happy.

But things like "Antarctic sponges" are not suitable for migration and cultivation, not to mention that they don't show any affection for Liu Changan after a long absence. After Liu Changan visited them a few times, he lost interest.

There are also some long-lived animals such as round clams. Liu Changan even found some round clams that are more than six hundred years old.

In fact, sea cucumbers and abalones are of different grades in different years, and they all taste similar and have similar nutritional value. If you say that the extremely high-grade species are more nutritious, it’s the same if you eat more low-grade ones. Everyone has different grades of the same species. In the happy growth of everyone, the genes are the same after all.

As for the taste, things like sea cucumber and abalone have no taste at all, and rely on cooking ingredients. In the art of "eating", they are expensive and cheap materials.

Liu Changan was selling his spicy rooster powder in red soup for ten yuan a bowl, thinking about sea cucumber and abalone, and wondering if he could go to the sea to catch something by himself next time he went to the beach?It's a pity that Zhou Dongdong can't dive. If I take her to the bottom of the sea, I might grab the coral reef and eat it. After all, many coral reefs look delicious.

Liu Changan was thinking about all these things, when he suddenly heard Zhou Shuling scream, and turned his head quickly, only to see a tall and strong black man with a bald head overturned the steamer in front of Zhou Shuling with one hand.

The hot steamed stuffed bun flew up and landed on Zhou Shuling's arm, causing her to jump aside, startled and angry, "What are you doing!"

Liu Changan pulled Zhou Shuling behind him, stepped forward, and slapped her with a slap.

Ordinary people will not die if they are shot by him, but they will definitely fall to the ground by him, like a kitchen knife hitting garlic on a chopping board.

The bald man gave a cold smile and avoided Liu Changan's slap.

Liu Changan was a little surprised, Zhou Shuling pulled him, Liu Changan pulled her hand away, walked forward step by step, and looked at the bald man coldly.

"Who are you? You're crazy, can you mess around just because you think you're a foreigner?" Zhou Shuling said angrily, touching her hot red arm.

"Is your hand alright?" Liu Changan asked.

"It's okay." Zhou Shuling shook her head aggrievedly. It's not easy to make a living. It's common for small business owners to encounter people who like to make things difficult.

"The pharmacy across the street, go buy some burn plaster and put it on, the scars will be ugly." Liu Changan pointed to the pharmacy in front of him and said.

Zhou Shuling was stunned for a moment, Liu Changan was not easy to question with an orderly tone, so Zhou Shuling had no choice but to run over.

"What are you doing!"

"What is bullying a woman!"

"Call the police!"

"Is this Nanyue?"

"beat him!"

The surroundings were filled with righteous indignation, because most of them were regular customers and residents of the community, and they all knew that Zhou Shuling was a single mother with a little girl bouncing around.

The black bald man took a bun, smiled coldly, took a bite of the bun, threw it away, then turned around and ran away.

"Help look after the stall and wait for Zhou Shuling to come back."

Liu Changan casually talked to an acquaintance, and ran after him.

The bald man was wearing a pair of Nike and OW co-branded shoes. While running, he turned his head to look at Liu Changan. Fortunately, he made a layup in his spare time, and then suddenly accelerated and ran wildly.

Liu Changan looked left and right, and accelerated suddenly, but the bald man suddenly got into an SUV with the door open.

The speed of the car in the city will not be too fast, but Liu Changan's running speed is already a bit scary, but the speed of the car slowed down, as if he didn't want Liu Changan to catch up, but he didn't want to get rid of Liu Changan.

Liu Changan sneered, but slowed down instead, and followed the car unhurriedly.

From Taiping Street to Wuyi Road, from Wuyi Road to Juzhou Bridge, after passing Rongwan Town and Yinpenling, it gradually became quiet, and the car drove into a dilapidated factory building.

This is the Junsha Zinc Factory, which belongs to the memory of the old Junsha people. It is known to the new generation of young people probably because the Happy Boys filmed a promotional video here in 2009.

Of course Liu Changan knew about this place, and this is a good place for many photographers to ask cosers to produce some industrial punk and heavy industrial style films.

Surrounded by places facing demolition, it is deserted, and all the factory buildings are left unattended all the year round. The floors are covered with creepers, tangled and entwined, as if the history and stories are sealed together and left for future generations to open. , What you see may be just dust.

The car stopped, and the black bald man jumped out, and a white man stepped out from the driver's seat, with a more muscular figure, standing on both sides of the car, and then slowly walked towards Liu Chang'an.

Out of the corner of Liu Changan's eye, he noticed that there was a drone on the roof of a factory building, and there were some cameras hidden around it.

The other party wanted to lure him here, who was watching him behind these cameras?

"No matter what your purpose is, as far as I'm concerned, it's that you set up my neighbor's breakfast stall, and you will lose money and apologize." Liu Changan reasoned on the matter.

The black man and the white man glanced at each other, couldn't help being cheerful, and even wanted to act like a rap, but Liu Changan didn't expect that instead of being vigilant against such an obvious trap, he would pursue trivial matters instead.

Chapter 185 Ki and Peel

The black man's name is Peel, and the white man's name is Kee. They are brothers.

Yes, they are brothers.

This kind of thing is very rare, but it is not impossible. Peel and Key's father is white, and the mother is black. Peel was born black, or the skin is brown and dark, similar to Obama.

Key is different, he was born white, the odds are one in a million, but as someone said, if something has a chance to happen, it will happen, if it is in this If it didn't happen in the world, then it must happen in other dimensional universes.

The birth of Ji also caused quite a stir, and some medical research associations even sponsored some fertility rewards for Peel and Ji's parents, but after all, this is just the emergence of a genetic combination, and there is not much worth studying. .

After the sensation, the two brothers, one black and one white, became a local joke. You must know that in the country where Key and Peel lived, the people at the bottom were ignorant and illiterate, only wanted to have children and receive subsidies, and played around with sticks. Keen on ridiculing and bullying those who seem special.

At this time, a medical organization that had paid attention to Key and Peel found the two brothers and gave them a chance to leave the bottom community.

The real name of this medical organization was not very clear to Kei and Peel at this time, but as they grew up, they did not rebel, betray, or hate this medical organization as they did in many Hollywood movies. On the contrary, they were very grateful , because they became more and more aware that without this medical organization, or they would be like the children of the neighbors in the past, still living like maggots, sucking the pus of that country to survive.

Of course, they also need to cooperate with some experiments, training and tasks. In short, this kind of life is very happy. Last time when Ki and Peel returned to China, they met a garbage who bullied them when they were young. The two brothers killed him without hesitation and threw him in the In the trash can, it was clean and did not cause any trouble.

This time their mission was a little different from the previous ones, it wasn't an experiment or murder, it was just a fight with the young man in front of them.

"Provoke him, collect his data, and get away."

The young man in front of them whose information they got was named Liu Changan. He seemed to be at least physically fit and far superior to ordinary people. On par with the two brothers.

But they didn't think it was necessary to be too vigilant about this young man, because they hadn't encountered an opponent who could fight back under the joint efforts of the two brothers.

Especially this young man is still fussing about what to do earlier, such a person is obviously not a person with much knowledge, maybe just like the organization observed himself back then, he feels that this person is inherently special.

"Little friend, come here." Pierre stretched out his hands in front of him, waving his palms upwards, and tilted his head lazily.

Liu Changan stood there and didn't move.

"Hey, come and play with us, we know you are not an ordinary person." Ji circled behind Liu Changan.