I'm really immortal

Bai Hui didn't expect that after he made a mockery, he would talk to her about some poems and songs without any incident. Bai Hui's eyes widened. Generally speaking, under such circumstances, he should not turn around and leave, or she should not Go back to your room in shame?

His jumpy topic made Bai Hui feel that he was just talking about the truth in an upright manner. She should listen honestly and not have any emotions. Sit down obediently and listen to the class and do homework. As for the pain in the palm, I feel that I was laughed at by my classmates, so don't worry about you.

"Didn't you come to see the moon and the stars? Why are you talking about swallows? Where are the swallows in this big night?" Bai Hui couldn't help but stab him.

"An Nuan is my swallow. I think of it as a Shuangfeiyan, with a mud nest in the king's house. I heard that Miao Yingying once gave Lin Xinhuai a set of Shuangfeiyan's mouse and keyboard? It's an epic love story..."

Bai Hui rolled her eyes at Liu Chang'an, and involuntarily turned her head to look at Liu Chang'an's room, feeling that the things she didn't want to happen to Liu Chang'an and An Nuan tonight seemed to be a little calmer.

Chapter 169 Bats

After chatting for a few words, Bai Hui felt that since Liu Chang'an and An Nuan were already a couple with an open relationship, if he chatted with him in the yard in the middle of the night, if it took too long, it would inevitably attract attention. You must know that you like gossip It is definitely not just me and Miao Yingying, since I will find that Liu Changan and An Nuan live in the same room, it is normal for someone to accidentally open a window and open a door to see me and Liu Changan.

Liu Changan's cell phone rang, Liu Changan glanced at it, smiled and said to Bai Hui, "I'll send you a message."

Seeing Liu Changan walking out of the small courtyard obviously avoiding her, Bai Hui couldn't help but feel a little strange, why should he walk away after replying a message?

Bai Hui crossed her arms and walked back, looked up inadvertently under the eaves, and saw a bat hanging upside down on the beam, as a girl, she was naturally startled, and hurriedly called Miao Yingying out.

"What's there to be afraid of?" Miao Yingying stretched out half of her head to look around, and then poked it with the clothes pole.

The bat fell to the ground with a plop, motionless.

Bai Hui grabbed the clothes pole and slapped it, the bat seemed to be dead, neither struggling nor moving.

"Don't hit it, it looks like a dead bat." Miao Yingying snatched the clothes pole over.

Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief, walked over and stepped on it again.

"Looks like a toy bat." Bai Hui felt that the soles of her feet felt different, she smiled, it was so hard, even a dead bat shouldn't.

Miao Yingying pulled Bai Hui and was about to leave, when the "dead bat" on the ground suddenly spread its wings.

He flew into the night sky and disappeared without a trace.

Miao Yingying and Bai Hui looked at each other, it turned out to be a live bat, why is there such a strange bat!

"It's so strange. Could it be a monster?" Miao Yingying was also afraid.

"Where did the monster come from?" Bai Hui said without confidence.

"Ask Liu Chang'an, he likes to watch "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" and "Zi Bu Yu" and so on." Miao Yingying felt that Liu Chang'an was definitely an expert in unscrupulous knowledge.

"Forget it, forget it, who knows what kind of weird bat it is, maybe it plopped and struggled a few times, it was just dying, and it flew a few meters and didn't know where it fell." Bai Hui shook her head. I don't want to ask Liu Chang'an, because I feel all kinds of depression in my heart.

After speaking, Bai Hui pulled Miao Yingying back to the room.

Liu Changan also finished replying to the message, and stood at the door of his room and started reciting poems.

After memorizing dozens of poems with "moon", the door finally opened.

"Crazy, if I don't open the door, are you going to recite poems outside all night?" An Nuan blushed slightly, and let Liu Changan in.

"Knocking on the door seems impatient, lest you think I can't wait." Liu Changan said with a smile.

The door latch is locked, and there are two incandescent light bulbs hanging in the small room. An Nuan's heart is twisted and swaying like the wires hanging from the light bulbs. In the dead of night, Liu Changan, who is as lazy as always, It reminds An Nuan of many leisurely male protagonists in family scenes in movies, or he will have a drink, or he will take off his shirt casually, or he will throw himself on the bed.

I seem to be an audience watching a movie, paying attention to the emotions revealed in his actions, and seem to be the heroine hiding in the scene, should I be in the porch where the light and shadow intersect, with her cheeks hidden in the shadows and her figure in the haze Come out, walk towards him step by step, and seduce him?

Thinking wildly, her cheeks turned red, her eyes moistened, and she soon came to her senses that she really thought too much, and the next step should be to say goodnight to each other, turn off the lights and sleep with their heads covered!

Just thinking about it, An Nuan discovered that someone had done what she thought was the most correct way. Liu Changan lifted the quilt and got in, and then pulled the quilt to cover his head.

An Nuan froze for a moment, why is he like this?

Even if he thinks this is the right thing to do, the fact is definitely not the case. He should look at her tenderly and ambiguously, and tell her that this is a special moment since the two of them established their relationship. He should show some nervousness And inexplicable satisfaction, and she will respond to him with shy and sweet eyes, the two of them turn off the lights and say good night, listen to each other's breathing or subtle movements, and ask if you can't sleep?The two of them started chatting again and again, until it was late at night, when they could not hear the crowing of frogs outside the window, and even the brilliance of the stars and the moon faded, they fell asleep soundly.

Dreams and reality are so completely different, An Nuan walks over and throws off Liu Changan's quilt, then screams involuntarily, runs back to her bed in a hurry, throws off the quilt to hide herself.

Liu Changan, the rascal, clearly saw that he just lifted the quilt and got in, but didn't see any movement. By the time Annan lifted the quilt, he had already taken off his pajamas and pajamas, and was lying on the bed wearing only a pair of underwear.

"Don't yell so loudly." Liu Chang'an said with his eyes closed, "The neighbors are Miao Yingying and Bai Hui, two seven women. Later, they will think that you are forcibly comforting me."

Next door are Miao Yingying and Bai Hui?An Nuan didn't pay attention, and couldn't help turning her heart, did they hear her cry just now?

But what makes An Nuan unacceptable now is, "It's me who yells so loudly, how could they think that I forced you to comfort you! They will only think that you forced me to comfort you!"

"Oh, it seems to be the reason. I'm sorry, I'm used to seeing myself as a sweet potato, and I always feel that girls want to comfort me by force." Liu Changan said with his eyes still closed, and then pulled the quilt up to cover his own. Body, lest An Nuan can't control it.

"Bah, you're a rotten egg." An Nuan was funny and annoyed, but she wasn't shy anymore, she lifted the quilt again, and turned her head to look at Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan also opened his eyes and looked at An Nuan.

The distance between the two double beds was less than fifty centimeters, Liu Changan raised his hand and stretched it out, and put his palm on the edge of An Nuan's bed.

An Nuan's fingers crawled out from under the quilt little by little, her middle finger was lifted quietly, and then retracted again.

Liu Changan stretched out his arm a little bit, squeezed that naughty middle finger, squeezed it out little by little, and then held her palm.

After taking a bath, Liu Changan held the soft and greasy palm, sighed contentedly, and said in a low voice, "Hold your hand."

What about the next sentence?An Nuan was a little strange, but soon remembered the sentence written behind the picture Liu Changan drew for herself.

It starts with a heartbeat and ends with a white head. Embracing it will make you safe, and accompanying it will make you warm.

Unexpectedly, her name was so touching, An Nuan raised her mouth slightly, and looked at Liu Chang'an who had her eyes closed.

"Nuan Nuan, let me tell you a story."

"what story?"

"The story of a man who lived forever."

"An immortal man? Then he must have had many women!"

"You really get the point."

"This immortal man, shouldn't he be called Liu Chang'an?"

"Of course, the protagonist is me."

"puff……"

Chapter 1 Seventy Vampires (L)

The east wind blows flowers and thousands of trees at night, and blows them down. The stars are like rain, and the roads are filled with the fragrance of BMW carved cars.The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the light of the jade pot turns, and the fish and dragon dance all night.Moth snow willow golden strands, laughter filled with dark fragrance.They looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when they looked back suddenly, the man was in a dimly lit place.

Rather than interpreting it in the way of reading comprehension, An Nuan has always believed that Xin Qiji's "Sapphire Case · Yuan Xi" condenses all the beautiful imaginations of modern people about ancient times. If someone fantasizes about traveling to a romantic and beautiful In ancient times, this poem was the scene that most satisfied him.

The story Liu Changan told has a completely different feeling. In his eyes, whoever becomes an emperor depends on his own ability, but in the profession of emperor, the emperors of the weak Song Dynasty are probably the most despised by their colleagues. It is probably the sentence: The country is not right.

It’s just that other emperors felt that their country was unfair, and the entire weak Song Dynasty was like a castrated product, with a little bit of blood and backbone, and by the way, the entire nation was also castrated. Since then, the so-called Confucianism has flourished and has been trying to Bind the hands and feet of the nation with the foot wraps of women with small feet, and the smell is stinky, causing endless disasters.

When An Nuan woke up in the morning, she was still in a daze about the story Liu Changan told last night that happened in the Song Dynasty.

Liu Changan is indeed a good storyteller, and his detailed description seems to be compiling a clear and visible "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival" with language, but there are many inexplicable flavors, as if it is really A long-lived person wanders between birth and entry into the world, until the protagonist goes out to sea and bids farewell to a group of friends.

The story of the protagonist going overseas is also very exciting. I don’t know what happened in Liu Chang’an’s story when things collided at that time?

Liu Changan has already woken up.

He got up very early, there were still seven or eight stars away, and there was just two or three o'clock rain in front of the mountain. Last night, the sound of frogs stopped, and there were no noisy people. Naturally, Liu Changan had no reason to catch beneficial insects.

The air of the farmhouse after the rain is mixed with the fragrance of rice, the green hills are surrounded by water, and the water vapor is dense in the distance. This year’s rainy season has not yet passed. The air is fresh and moist, which makes people feel that the nasal cavity and chest and lungs have been washed. .

Rice in southern Shonan can be planted for three seasons, but there are not many plants like Gao Yuanshan that only plant two seasons. Liu Changan came to the edge of the field barefoot before dawn, carrying a bucket, and the soil and weeds scratched the soles of his feet. It feels very comfortable. Occasionally, there are raised stones in the feet. I stepped into the cool water in the field and flooded the insteps. When it came out, the slightly itchy touch made people couldn't help but lift their legs, and the water poured into the lifted gap, making a "guji" sound of water.

Liu Changan listened to the sound of the water, discerned the sound of the fish's tail slapping, and caught a crucian carp very quickly.

After a short while, Liu Changan caught a small half bucket of crucian carp, got to the shore and went back to the small yard, poured all the crucian carp into the big water tank, and poured a bag of salt into it to remove the earthy smell.

Then I went to the willow tree by the river and cut some willow branches and peeled off the bark.

After finishing all this, Liu Changan saw Bai Fen coming out of the room and said hello. Bai Fen had bags under her eyes, and she didn't seem to be sleeping very well.

"Could it be that you haven't slept all this time and want to listen to something?" Liu Changan said regretfully for Bai Hui.

"No!" Bai Hui's cheeks were slightly flushed, and she didn't sleep well. There was indeed a reason for this, "I had two nightmares in a row last night, and I couldn't fall asleep anyway. I heard you were busy in the yard, got up."

"I told An Nuan a story, she should have slept well."

"Tell a story?" Bai Hui wanted to sneer, a man and a woman living together in the same room, are they actually telling stories?Coax the children!But considering that this person is Liu Changan, there is a possibility.

"It tells the story of a man who lives forever."

"Hehe, if he lives forever, then he must have many women."

"..."

That's all Liu Chang'an said, of course he wasn't interested in telling stories to Baifen, so he continued to peel and sharpen the willow branches. In addition to using willow branches for skewers, they are also very good for grilling fish.

"I dreamed of a lot of bats last night, covering the sky and covering the entire sky. It was terrifying, like the end of the world." Bai Hui said with lingering fear.

"There are different types of bats. Most bats are not tasty. They contain various viruses and parasites, such as SARS and Ebola. Some bats are OK for barbecue, but the meat is a little bit less and the bones are very brittle. Some species of bats can be used to make soup. Generally, the bat is removed from the soup before drinking, and the bat is served after drinking. At this time, the bat looks like a wet bear with its teeth exposed, which is a bit of joy. ..."

Bai Hui didn't feel happy, and quickly stopped Liu Changan from continuing, she almost threw up, she suspected that as long as any animal was mentioned, Liu Changan would be able to tell her whether it was delicious or not, and how to eat it.

"Yingying and I saw a strange bat last night. I beat and stepped on it, but it didn't die and flew away again. Do you know what kind of bat it is?" Bai Hui's mood calmed down again today. A little bit, such a question should naturally be consulted by Liu Changan.

"Except for Batman, how can there be such a strong bat?" Liu Changan said after thinking for a while.

"I mean it!"

"That's a vampire. In ancient wars, vampires would turn into bats to serve as scouts. If you dream of bats, it's probably an early warning. You never know when a vampire will come to bite your neck."

Bai Hui couldn't help touching her neck, then glared at Liu Chang'an angrily, "I'm going back to catch up on sleep, don't wake me up for breakfast."

"I wouldn't call you." Liu Changan said strangely, how bad it is to disturb others' sleep.

Bai Hui stomped back to the room, chatted with Miao Yingying last night, after all, Bai Hui did not admit that she had some affection for Liu Chang'an, as expected, she was very frank and not hypocritical at all.

Liu Changan raised his hand and waved towards the window next door which was opened a little bit.

An Nuan opened the window a little more, her long hair slanted down, showing a somewhat naive and lazy smile, "It's so early in the morning, you're actually flirting with a girl."

"If I was teasing a girl, you would have already gritted your teeth and inserted your fingers deeply into the wall." Liu Changan laughed.

"No, I'm going to turn into a vampire to bite you!" An Nuan listened to some bat conversations between Liu Changan and Bai Hui just now, so naturally she wouldn't be angry. What made An Nuan most satisfied was Liu Changan's sentence "I was originally won't call you."

Really, only girlfriends can be associated with the words "wake me up", and Bai Hui is too boring!

An Nuan is different, she is a real innocent girl who always smiles shyly.

Chapter 171 Kyushu Wind and Thunder Swordsman (P)

The morning air seems to be filled with very fine and fresh beads. Taking a deep breath always makes people feel different.

Liu Changan looked at An Nuan from the window, his soft body was leaning against the wall, his white neck was lazily drooping, his head was tilted sideways, his long hair was loose and swaying, and he looked like a girl who was always groomed in school Not the same, at this time she looked even more cottony.

Liu Changan put down the willow branch in his hand, pushed the door open and entered, An Nuan took two steps back, pinching the clothes he was going to change in his hands, his cheeks were slightly red, "What are you doing?"

"I want to know what it's like to be bitten by a vampire. Show me how quickly you become a vampire." Liu Changan looked at An Nuan. In fact, men can hardly resist beautiful girls with long legs. Under An Nuan's short pajama pants, The slender legs have a strong visual impact.

"Hmph, let me show you my canine teeth, and you will know how powerful they are." An Nuan bit her lower lip, revealing two cute little canine teeth, her brows were furrowed, like a majestic little tiger.

"It's not powerful at all, but it will increase the enemy's combat power, desire to win, strength, speed response, and explosive power." Liu Changan waved his fists and beat his chest, "I'm about to transform into a King Kong!"

"Damn it! Get out, I have to change clothes." An Nuan burst out laughing, and when she was with her boyfriend, her smile became lower.

"Do you want me to help? I read a lot of books about girls whose bra back buckles their flesh, the zipper cannot be closed, and their flesh is stuck. It is very dangerous and painful. Just in case, I will It's better to stay." Liu Changan was very helpful.

"Hmph, this is only the case with a fleshy girl like your Baifen." Of course, An Nuan couldn't just say that other girls are fat, because that would make her seem mean, how good is the word fleshy? , many boys like fleshy ones.

"Hey, then be careful. If you are in danger, call me immediately. I can crash through the wall to help you."

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he was about to leave, but An Nuan stopped him again, "By the way, last night it seemed that I was talking about that Kyushu wind and thunder swordsman going out to sea, and then I fell asleep. What happened after that?"

"Kyushu Fenglei Swordsman's going to sea this time is different from finding a piece of wood to dig a hole and use it as a boat. He has prepared a fleet, one of which can be called a giant ship, carrying dozens of boats ranging from ten to ten years old. Famous song-and-dance girls and maids..."

"Ten years old!" An Nuan said in disbelief.

"It's not like what happened to her at the age of ten, let's take care of her first."

"That's too young." An Nuan said angrily, "This is abnormal."

"In ancient times, women usually married at the age of 15, mainly between [-] and [-]. In the Song Dynasty... Although some people criticized that women's marriage age was getting younger and younger, it was true. More people married at the age of [-] or [-]. Yes. Kyushu Fenglei Swordsman just adopted a lot of poor women, not perverted or perverted..."

"He should be called the Kyushu Fenglei pervert, and there are dozens of them! Is he going to spread the seeds all over the world?"

Liu Changan coughed softly, "In ancient times, entertainment was scarce, and the affairs of men and women were more touching. Otherwise, why are there so many poems written about prostitutes, or given to prostitutes?"

"Then, does this Kyushu Fenglei swordsman have a favorite girl? What does she look like? These dozens of girls, if they settle down, he must find one to be the right one, otherwise so many girls are jealous, and there is no boss." How?" An Nuan was very objective and realistic for the sake of the Kyushu Fenglei swordsman, although she really hoped that the Kyushu Fenglei would come down and kill the swordsman.