I'm really immortal

Zhou Shuling didn't care about letting it go early, so she casually asked an acquaintance to take a look, and hurriedly followed: "Chang'an, forget it...you let him go..."

Of course Zhou Shuling didn't care about Gou Shanhai, but she was afraid that Liu Chang'an would get into trouble.

Sometimes Liu Changan likes to chat, but sometimes he won't say a word of nonsense, even if you kneel down and call grandma, wouldn't that be very disrespectful to Liu Changan?

Seeing that Liu Changan didn't listen, Zhou Shuling trotted and grabbed Liu Changan's sleeve, "Chang'an, forget it, forget it, I'm used to it..."

Liu Changan stopped in his tracks, Gou Shanhai heaved a sigh of relief, and lay on the ground with his hands on the ground, because Liu Changan's head was still in his hands.

"You're used to it. Do you want Zhou Dongdong to get used to it?" Liu Chang'an looked at Zhou Shuling calmly, "I don't dislike Zhou Dongdong for being stupid and edible. What right do others have to call her a fool?"

Zhou Shuling's heart suddenly softened, as if a dam full of cracks was torn, she suddenly collapsed, her body trembled, and she leaned against the wall. As a mother, she endured too much, but who wants her daughter to be despised?

Liu Chang'an dragged Gou Shanhai to the back of the kindergarten wall, walked lightly, and pinched Gou Shanhai's mouth, "Howling? Don't disturb the healthy and happy growth of the flowers of the motherland."

Gou Shanhai only felt pain from the flesh on his cheeks pressing on his bones, he was already extremely annoyed, why did he come to Zhou Shuling?Zhou Shuling bought a house. As long as she is married and she can make money to pay off the debts, why not do it?Her daughter doesn't want him to raise her, and Zhou Shuling is also pretty good-looking, and she has a good figure, so I don't dislike her for being divorced, so I just let it go.

"Kneel down and kowtow, call grandma, don't make too much noise, as long as you want it, don't let people see it." Liu Changan made some arrangements.

What the hell is this intention!Gou Shanhai was covered in ashes, embarrassed, and his muscles were sore. At this time, he didn't dare to argue with a lunatic, so he knelt down and kowtowed in humiliation, and called grandma a few times.

Liu Changan was a little dissatisfied with his low voice, but after thinking about it, the key was his intention to be a grandson, so he nodded, beat Gou Shanhai again, hummed the song from the kindergarten radio and left.

When Liu Changan returned to the breakfast stand, two female students happened to come over, and they stopped in front of the breakfast stand to look at Liu Changan.

A girl took out her mobile phone, looked at it, and then looked at Liu Changan, as if confirming it.

"Are you Liu Changan?" The girl looked forward with excitement.

"Do you eat noodles? If you do, I will." Liu Changan nodded.

"Eat... eat, two bowls."

Liu Changan pointed to the table next to him, and the two girls sat there, still excitedly looking at Liu Changan with small movements.

"You didn't do anything to Gou Shanhai, did you?" Zhou Shuling had already returned, and her mood recovered a little. Meeting someone like Gou Shanhai really made Zhou Shuling not want to go on a blind date again.

"Just a random beating. There is no way, there are too many such fools in this world, so we can't kill them all." Liu Changan said regretfully, he is now a very reasonable person who abides by the law and speaks well.

"There are really all kinds of people." Zhou Shuling shook her head helplessly, "I've only seen this kind of people in novels before."

"Artistic creation comes from life, but it is higher than life... I really don't know who is so brave to say such a thing. It's really a shame, the artist himself is in life, how can it be higher than life? Life is always better than fiction What's more exciting, just look at the news, and you will know that the real idiots in this world far exceed the creations of novelists, but novelists create some such mentally retarded people, but there are always people shouting how could there be such a mentally retarded person, I I've never seen anything like that…”

"I think you should write novels, you can really talk..." Zhou Shuling laughed. Meeting such a landlord and neighbor, Zhou Shuling was really grateful for her life and warmth.

"Writing novels is not interesting, but among many stories, I am an unknown legend." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, you are the best." Zhou Shuling was willing to praise Liu Changan.

Liu Changan nodded his head as a matter of course, and then delivered the soaked powder to the table of the two girls.

"Can we take a photo together?" A girl looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

"Standard group photo, one fist apart." Liu Changan agreed.

According to Liu Changan's request, the two girls took a group photo upright, thanked Liu Changan, and excitedly ate the spicy red soup spicy rooster powder with their tongues sticking out.

Chapter 155

Selling fans all morning, the income is good, which is about the same as Liu Changan expected, but I feel that there will be repeat customers tomorrow, which is a good start.

Zhou Shuling was going to close the stall in the afternoon. Of course, Liu Changan would not insist on selling more rice noodles. In fact, after noon, there were fewer people who came out to eat noodles. There were more noodles sold at noon than in the morning. For many people, A meal worth ten yuan in the morning is not as cost-effective as a meal at noon.

A glass of soy milk for breakfast, a dumpling or burrito worth [-] to [-] yuan is enough, and a meal of [-] yuan at noon is considered a meal.

Liu Changan didn't go home directly, but went to the stone market. The world is full of raw stone, stone materials, stone building materials and decorative sculpture products, etc. It took a long time to find two stone mills.

"If you want it, I'll send it to you." The shop owner said with a smile, "No one wanted this thing after it was on the market for ten years. My old man carved it out in his spare time."

Of course Liu Changan wanted it, the store owner found a pickup truck and arranged to deliver it there, Liu Changan originally wanted to take it back by himself, but it was too eye-catching to carry it, so let it go, the money that shouldn’t be saved will not be saved , He originally thought that if he didn't want to deliver the goods, the store owner should give him at least 20 yuan cheaper.

Stone mills were popularized during the Eastern Han Dynasty. From a modern perspective, this thing is naturally ancient and primitive, and its kinetic energy conversion efficiency is very low. However, at that time, it promoted the diversification of people's food, and the five grains ground by stone mills , can make more variety of food, such as soy milk is a drink that was born after the invention and promotion of stone mill.

After Liu Changan returned home, he took two stools to set up a stone mill, and placed a large basin underneath. While pouring soaked old rice into the stone mill, he pushed the stone mill to grind powder.

The use of old rice is not to save costs, but the rice noodles made from old rice have a special strength.

As the saying goes, having money can make ghosts turn the millstone. Liu Changan always feels that he is much more powerful than ghosts, but he has to turn the millstone to make money, but this is an extremely easy thing for him.

If you make money, you can buy a hen, and if you buy a hen, you can continue to feed the little girl of the Shangguan family, and the coffin will not be crazy about absorbing vitality, and the world will be much more peaceful.

Liu Changan was pushing the mill, and saw a little Ultraman coming back from the kindergarten with his schoolbag on his back, walking home with his hands swaying at the pace of an uncle of the People's Liberation Army.

This little Ultraman is of course Zhou Dongdong, she wears an Ultraman mask that just fits her face inside.

Liu Changan never saw her walking with her arms twirling like a small plane again. There is no doubt that this was her injured state after being hit hard by the plane dance.

"Brother Chang'an, is this a stone wheel?" It was the first time Zhou Dongdong saw such a thing as a stone mill. After all, he was only a child and didn't have much knowledge. Even if he knew that there were aliens like Ultraman in the world, But I don't know Shimo.

"No, this is something to bully stupid children." Liu Changan said.

Zhou Dongdong turned pale with fright. Although he firmly believed that he was a witty and brave child, he suddenly felt the horror of this strange thing in front of him.

"How do you bully... how do you bully me?" Zhou Dongdong shook his head quickly after speaking, and asked vigilantly, "No, how do you bully other stupid children?"

"Because a stupid child can't read or study, she has to do hard work, and she is asked to grind the mill. She has to grind the big bag of rice into powder before it can be eaten."

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly carried his schoolbag and went home to study.

Liu Changan had been grinding rice noodles all afternoon, and he didn't see Zhou Dongdong coming downstairs at night. Zhou Shuling said that Zhou Dongdong had been reading picture books at home.

Liu Changan received a message at night, it was the video of Liu Changan singing "Ghost Confused" that day, accompanied by a text message:

"Uncle, look at this Liu Chang'an who is good at flirting with girls. His ability must have been practiced on countless girls."

"That's okay. As a male animal, he is born to prepare for capturing females for reproduction, so that he can get more opportunities to inherit genes. It can be said that the better a man is at teasing girls, the better he is genetically. Excellent performance, this is not his fault, many behaviors between men and women are actually determined by genes."

"Why do you always speak for Liu Chang'an? You should be on my side."

"Then why do you always say that your boyfriend is wrong, and ask me to stand on your side and criticize your boyfriend together? Are you trying to find a reason to kick him and then stay with me?"

"No! Even if I kick him, I won't be with you. You are an uncle, you can't molested a little girl like this!"

"After all, there is an age gap between us. As friends, there is still a generation gap. For example, our views on your boyfriend are completely different."

"It's not a generation gap, it's just... just a different standpoint and perspective."

"I think your mother and I can talk a little better."

"Maybe, do you want me to give you my mother's WeChat?"

"No, I'm not familiar with them. We middle-aged people seldom add strangers on Wechat. Strangers who have no social relationship. This kind of exchange of Wechat often has a meaning of introduction and communication in it, otherwise middle-aged people are very realistic. , and don’t have so much time and energy to chat with strangers.”

"How could you think so! I took the initiative to give my mother's WeChat, you don't want it?"

"No."

"goodbye!"

Liu Changan chatted to death, and went to put another hen that he bought this afternoon into the coffin. He made money by selling the powder, so that the little girl of Shangguan could eat more, and maybe she could wake up sooner.

Liu Changan left the carriage, went to the room of the young man who was watching him again, knocked on the door, but there was no sound, but after listening carefully, there was indeed no sound, and it seemed that he had already evacuated.

Liu Changan was a little bit regretful, but he didn't pay much attention to it. After all, he really wanted to know the background of the person who was watching him, and he didn't have to just beat him up and leave that day. It was okay to ask a question or two.

Like Li Hongfang, it is probably from some people who were instructed by Mrs. Carnstadt. In other words, the interest of these people in this coffin is really not ordinary. Fortunately, Qin Peng’s original preparations It's okay, it's an armored vehicle, plus such a heavy guy, it's not easy to steal this thing in such an old community with many people, narrow roads, and complicated street traffic .

This should be the reason why those people didn't act rashly and violently. After all, the surveillance cameras all over the street can't solve the problem by driving away like in the movie.

Chapter 156 Death

Liu Changan opened the door with a punch. This is a typical old-fashioned residential building, with two bedrooms and one living room plus a small balcony, with a toilet, and the living room is also used as a dining room. Now there are only two beds in the house, a thick CRT color TV, This thing is considered an antique, but fortunately it is not a black and white TV.

The young man who monitored himself was also able to endure loneliness. The bed in his room was next to the window. If you opened the window a little, you could use a telescope to monitor Liu Changan. There were some fragments of household garbage in the room.

For criminal investigation, these household garbage are important items that can lead to clues, but Liu Changan didn't care, just looked around and left.

Wandering around the community, but found nothing else. It seems that even though there were multiple monitoring points, they were evacuated after the young man was exposed. They couldn't be sure whether Liu Changan had discovered more monitoring points.

Liu Changan thought for a while, and decided to reason with people first. After all, he was a reasonable person, so he went home and took ink and a pen, and wrote the words "Reaper of Death" on the telephone pole at the gate of the community.

He has already given a warning, Liu Chang'an can't control what will happen to others if they can't see this line of words, or don't understand the meaning of these five words, and then come in to play.

Only those who live for a long time will kill more people, and only the immortal who has reaped their lives are qualified to be called gods of death, otherwise they are nothing more than executioners.

Liu Changan is very satisfied that he has improved his realm and style. In fact, he often thinks whether he belongs to the category of "fairy". Boring, and finally decided to be a human being.

However, it is also very interesting to name himself "Reaper" by accident, and he doesn't care whether he is qualified to be "Reaper", because no one is qualified to say that he is not qualified anyway.

Liu Changan looked up at the Baolong Center, which is like a ladder to heaven. He knew that he was far away from the legendary "God", but he could still improve his strength. He jumped down the 452-meter Baolong Center once, and the next time Otherwise, the effect will not be so good, and my goal should be raised to a tall building above 600 meters.

There are only a handful of tall buildings of this height in the world, let alone in China?In fact, it doesn’t necessarily have to be a tall building. The height of many Jedi cliffs and cliffs exceeds this height. He will not really stare at the jumping building to improve. The last time he chose Baolong Center was mainly due to its proximity and convenience.

In fact, it is also possible to choose to collide with the high-speed rail, but that is too dangerous for others, and it is no different from terrorist acts. Liu Changan is unwilling to do such things in this relatively peaceful era.

One very strange thing is, since my genes can already be passed on to immortality, why can I still evolve and improve my body function?

According to the scientific concept, if the gene has obtained the inheritance of immortality, it will make the inheritor lose the ability to reproduce, because this ability is unnecessary, so logically speaking, the evolution of itself should also stop, why can it still improve?

This is a contradiction, and it is also a mystery that Professor Liu has studied but found nothing.

Liu Changan looked at the handwriting he had written and was in a daze for a long time before going back to put away the ink and brush.

Just as he was about to play cards, Zhu Juntang sent a message asking Liu Changan to read a book.

Generally speaking, when others send a message saying that they want Liu Changan to meet, or like the third wife, Liu Changan will not pay attention to what they say to make an appointment to meet, but Zhu Juntang obviously has more experience, asking Liu Changan to read a book, completely. It won't make Liu Chang'an feel indifferent like "If you want to see me, you can come by yourself with long legs", he will go happily.

Liu Changan went happily.

It was Zhongqing who received Liu Changan downstairs, which surprised Liu Changan, so he asked, "I have seen Zhu Juntang many times recently, but you have not been with Zhu Juntang, so don't you need to accompany the third wife today?"

Zhongqing couldn't help but glanced at Liu Changan, and found that he didn't seem to have any other metaphorical meanings, and his expression was as usual, so he calmed down and said: "The third wife is not in a good mood today, she wants to stay by herself for a while."

"Does the third wife usually live with Zhu Juntang?" Liu Changan asked casually.

"How can it be? The place here is too small to fit in." Zhongqing shook his head.

Liu Chang'an didn't ask any more questions, and came to Zhu Juntang's library, but Zhu Juntang was not in the library, Zhongqing said: "Tonight there are a few waning moons hanging on the clouds, and the night is still good. The third lady has prepared a book fair upstairs to gather with you .”

The third wife talked about the marriage, and Zhongqing's attitude has also changed a little. Normally, she would have some thoughts and suggestions about this kind of ambiguous environment where men and women meet alone, but of course she doesn't now.

Liu Chang'an didn't chew too much, that's why the monkey entered the corn field and pulled the corn around. Liu Chang'an saw a few interesting books at the entrance of the library, and didn't check to see if there were any more interesting books, so he took them. These few books went upstairs to find Zhu Juntang.

He knew very well that Zhu Juntang was not interested in reading books, she just found this reason so that he would not object to come to ask him to meet.

She can go to him, presumably she will not feel that she has lost her status by going down to earth, so she must ask him to meet here, which is naturally the way girls are used to, to find a place where there is a story to talk.

Just like some girls will find a familiar place to confess their love, which will give her more sense of security and courage, and some boys will find the place where they confessed for the first time to remind her of the original touch.

In fact, they are all useless thoughts, they are very sentimental, and their success or failure has nothing to do with them.

Of course Zhu Juntang didn't come to Liu Changan to confess her love, her expression was even a little angry.

It's like the superstition of the magic stick, the look on the faces of the aunts when they are told that the magic stick has no magic power after losing their virginity.

"I come from the mortal world. I don't envy the gods. I just talk about things." Liu Changan sat cross-legged. No matter how angry Zhu Juntang was, she still looked ready for this book club. Everything, probably following the order, someone made preparations according to the scene of the small gathering of the ladies.

"Liu Chang'an, Qin Yanan said you lied to me! You said you knew Qin Shihuang, that's a text message scam!" Zhu Juntang said straight to the point.

"Didn't you Taiwanese people invent that stalk, and we call you Deceit Island because of this." Liu Changan said calmly.

"The point is not this!"

Chapter 157

Except for the time when Zhu Juntang found out, Liu Changan has been to Baolong Center many times, and sitting here has a feeling of familiarity and habit.

Under such a feeling, people will always relax. Liu Changan sat cross-legged, put down the book in his hand, picked up a peach and gnawed it.

Peach is a fruit that is too beautiful. It is green and has a green taste, and ripe has a mature taste. When you pinch it lightly, the soft feeling can make people feel great expectations. Gently pull it , maybe it is sweet, ripe, red and juicy.

Men love to eat peaches.

"Have some dim sum. Try this SH pan-fried bun. The hotel downstairs sells it for 88 yuan. It's really delicious." Zhu Juntang quickly came over to recommend it.

"It's poisoned, don't eat it." Liu Changan refused without hesitation. Although he is immune to all kinds of poisons, he knows there is a problem, so why eat it?It's not a fresh food that I haven't eaten or tasted.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to poison you. What if it really poisons you to death? Qin Yanan will still trouble me." Zhu Juntang is not so stupid, even though the fried buns are indeed a little small small problem.

"It's not poisonous, it's just something else weird." Liu Changan said with certainty, "A woman named Su Mei did this many years ago."

"You still pretend! You are a big liar!" Zhu Juntang was very angry.