I'm really immortal

"You treat her like a chicken, wash and kill her when you catch her?" Liu Changan frowned slightly, these strange beasts are so disunity?

It is rare for Li Hongfang to be right in his analysis. These alien beasts are also divided into mountains. Dongwanghuang and Shoukaiming are definitely not the same, and there may even be some kind of enmity. Otherwise, the same alien beasts are trying to survive in modern times, and they don’t report to the regiment for warmth. , actually looking forward to the other party being caught and eaten?

A little harsh, and a little too much.

"She calls herself a phoenix, so she is shameless. I think she is most likely some kind of creature similar to a chicken. After absorbing the blood in the caves of the island, she raises her own value." Shou Kaiming sneered.

"Oh? Why do you say that?"

"There is no conclusive evidence. But first of all, she can't be a phoenix, right? In ancient times, there were many protoss who could fly, and they all liked to be associated with phoenixes. Dongwanghuang was neither the first nor the last. One." Shou Kaiming shook his head, "If she is a phoenix, we will kowtow."

When you meet a phoenix, do you just kowtow?Liu Changan took a look at Shangguan Dandan who had turned on the cash register system and was typing on the keyboard.

Phoenix is ​​here, and I haven't seen you worshiping?

Could it be that only Liu Chang'an thinks she is a phoenix, but in the eyes of these strange beasts who are actually closely related to phoenixes, Shangguan Dandan is not?

Thinking about it carefully, although Liu Changan found a lot of supporting evidence, Shangguan Dandan never admitted it, nor did he really turn into a little fire bird to show him.

"Dong Wanghuang did say that she hadn't woken up when you were in your prime." Liu Chang'an didn't mean to reveal Shangguan Dandan's identity, and continued, "Is it possible that she has been sleeping in that island cave all this time, even if you later Entering the island cave, she didn't make any movement, and she was not born with you until the cave was opened."

"She didn't tell us about this, she just kept showing her ability and asked us to follow her." Shou Kaiming said with some surprise, "If she is a native life in the cave on that island, then... it is really possible that she has a relationship with Phoenix. relation."

After speaking, a layer of anxiety appeared on Shou Kaiming's face.

He was afraid of Dong Wanghuang's attitude, but he was not convinced. It was obviously because although Dong Wanghuang's ability was powerful, it was not enough to truly intimidate and keep enlightenment.

If she really has something to do with Phoenix, even if it's just some kind of clone of Phoenix's life, it's definitely not something that an enlightened person can deal with.

"I'm just guessing, but you know too little about your opponent." Liu Changan found out that looking for Shou Kaiming didn't yield much.

"Since she is an opponent, how can she let me know more? You see, she never told me what she will say to you. That means, she wants to use you or cooperate? As for our side , she has no good intentions." Shou Kaiming sneered.

"It seems that I still have to talk to her face to face." Liu Changan thought for a while, should he take An Nuan with him?An Nuan is already wary of Dong Wanghuang, if he bumps into Dong Wanghuang while looking for Dong Wanghuang, why don't he pour all this bottle of 19-year-old vinegar into his mouth?

Speaking of mature vinegar, many 40- and 50-year-old mature vinegars in China are mostly gimmicks, not real vintages at all. A good brand is managed like a melatonin seller. Obviously, those 20- and 30-year-old mature vinegars are already It has a very good health-preserving effect, but it cannot sell the imported low-quality black vinegar.

Go buy some good vinegar to drink... Thinking of this, Liu Chang'an had already stood up, beckoning to Shangguan Dandan to leave.

"I accidentally paid 1000 yuan by scanning the QR code with your machine, can you return it to me?" Shangguan looked at Shou Kaiming expectantly with his head raised.

Shou Kaiming was stunned for a moment, and quickly took 1000 yuan from the counter and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan spat some saliva on his finger, then began to count the money, and counted three times before putting it away.

Liu Changan pulled her out of the Women's Health Club, took her mobile phone, and checked the mobile phone to pay the bill. It was true.

He originally thought that she had defrauded these poor beasts of 1000 yuan... That was money for flesh and blood.

"Hehe, a bunch of stupid guys." Shangguan Dandan was a little angry.

"what happened?"

"I've given them a chance and they didn't take it seriously."

"What chance did you give them?" Shangguan Dandan said "I didn't pay attention to it", the correct understanding is that the other party didn't see it.

If it is stupid not to see the opportunity she gave, then wouldn't Liu Changan be stupid too?Because he didn't see it either.

"I deliberately paid them 1000 yuan and asked them to pay back the money. If Fangfang, Xiao Zhongqing, and Yaya are smart daughters-in-laws, they would definitely say: Dan Dan, you remembered wrongly. You paid 1 yuan. Yuan, I'll give it to you right now." Shangguan shook his head dandan, "I think they are pitiful, and I deliberately gave them a chance to please me, so that after they see me taking money, they will naturally feel more at ease and won't shiver in fear Trembling, how can someone eat someone after receiving money, right?"

"Then you are still kind?"

"Ah."

Seeing that she hadn't achieved success on the road of deception, Liu Changan didn't say much, and drove the kind Shangguan Dandan home on an electric motorcycle.

Coming under the plane tree, Liu Changan saw a lamb bouncing around with a plastic bag in its mouth.

The plastic bag in its mouth seemed to contain something, and its body recovered with difficulty, and the beautiful wool that had just grown was cut to pieces, with deep patches and shallow patches, which was extremely ugly.

Chapter 94

Liu Changan was sitting next to the electric heating table, Shangguan Dandan was drinking water, and the lamb was bouncing on the table.

In the center of the table is a pair of woolen underpants.

The little sheep is proud of Yangyang, walking around the woolen underwear arrogantly, walking around the woolen underwear with unrecognizable steps, sometimes pushing Liu Changan with the horns on his head, and sometimes raising his hoof, trying to climb onto his shoulders to stand.

Unable to stand firmly, he jumped down again and continued to circle around the woolen underwear, as if the world was focused on this.

"What's this?" Liu Changan brought up the woolen underwear, which has a very familiar feel and smell.

"I wanted to gather all the wool to make you a little padded jacket, but it was not enough, so I had to make woolen underwear." Lamb kicked the underwear with his little hoof, showing off proudly.

Liu Changan raised his hand and touched the lamb's back. It was no longer that soft and warm feeling. The wool was too short, and his body was a little cold. He was wearing a diaper behind his buttocks, and his hairless limbs looked thin and small, slightly raised. With his head down, his big dark eyes are full of pride, like a baby who just learned to poop by himself and wants to be praised by his father.

"Why do you do this?" Liu Changan pressed the woolen underwear again, which was more excessive than the mink fur underwear that Annuan wore.

Just pressing and pressing, the palm of my hand is warm and warm.

"Because I am Daddy's most precious baa-baa, so of course Daddy is also Baa-baa's baby, so I will be filial to you." The lamb opened his mouth, picked up the woolen underwear, and threw it in front of him a little.

Liu Changan pressed the corner of his mouth, frowned, and looked serious. This treacherous, scheming little baby is PUAing him again!

He couldn't be coaxed by such a little trick of it, forgetting its countless operations that made his heart burst and transform him in anger.

Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos and came to break Liu Changan's hand, wanting to see his expression, but Liu Changan firmly refused to let her go. Seeing that she was annoying, he simply lifted her up and put her on the other side of the sofa.

"Who cut the wool for you?" It was ugly, it looked like electric clippers and scissors, and it was rare for such poor craftsmanship. Liu Changan found a place that looked uncomfortable, and said with a sullen face that he was not smiling.

Generally, people in a good mood don't pick and choose and find fault with others. I hope that Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang have such common sense and know this.

"Zhongqing, she said that's how you cut it last time." Xiao Yang turned her head and looked around, "She also wanted to help me cut a heart shape on my buttocks, I suspect that she took this opportunity to vent her anger as a subordinate A kind of rebellious psychology, kicked her with my little hoof, and she gave up."

"How many of your subordinates don't want to take this opportunity to retaliate against you?" Liu Changan picked up the woolen underwear and looked at it.

It was very rough, nothing compared to Yan Qingcheng's exquisite and meticulous handwork.

It didn't make a pair of woolen underwear out of wool and woolen cloth, but used a pair of men's underwear, and carefully glued the wool inside and out with glue.

It is conceivable what a frenzied and casual style it is. What Liu Changan wore in the primitive tribe tens of thousands of years ago is better than this stuff.

But after all, it was the first time it made a gift by itself, and it still used its own wool. Due to his personal quality and self-cultivation, Liu Changan naturally couldn't express his disgust and was reluctantly willing to accept it.

"You put it on for us to see, just like a lingerie model on a catwalk." Lamb pressed his hooves on the back of his hand and said expectantly.

Shangguan Dandan found a video of a male underwear model on the TV, "Look, that's it."

Mature women like to watch this kind of program, but Shangguan Dandan is just a little girl who hasn't grown up yet, so she doesn't like it, she just shows the moth as an example, and compared to the moth, these models are like chicks.

"I want to call my mother, Zhongqing, Anhui and Li Hongfang to watch together!" The lamb was so excited that he slammed on the electric heating table with both hooves.

Shangguan Dandan hurriedly put the mat under the lamb's hooves to prevent it from knocking on the electric heating table.

Although the electric warming table is placed upstairs, it is already Shangguan Dandan's favorite thing, so naturally he should cherish it.

"You can also call Xiaoling, Yaya and others to come."

"Your skin is itchy, right?" Liu Changan imagined that he was going on a catwalk and being watched by this group of people below. Even with his skin's ability to resist pressure, he couldn't stand it.

Except for Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang, if this group of people were to show their underwear, it would be a bit interesting, but he can't be too casual now, after all, he has to set an example for the lamb, lest it follow suit.

"You wear it! You wear it! You wear it!" The lamb fell on the electric heating table, kicked his chest with his limbs and hooves, raised his head and howled.

"No. You want something else to play." Liu Chang'an casually refused.

"Let's go to the bank and have a look." Shangguan Dandan seemed to just suggest it in passing, and didn't look very serious, so as not to make people think too much.

Liu Changan stared at her, Shangguan Dandan's bright pupils moved away little by little, only the whites of his eyes were left to meet his eyes, he looked like he saw through what Shangguan Dandan was going to do, he was so self-righteous, should he go to the bank to have a look? , does that mean the Queen Mother wants to take away an ATM?

She didn't think so at all, because the Queen Mother had never even used an ATM, so how could she be interested in this kind of thing?

"Then you...then you become the Great Immortal Sheep and I, Chuquwan." The lamb stomped on his chest, thinking of a funny idea, anyway, he had already transformed into the Great Immortal Sheep to play with it.

Just like when a woman loses the first time, she has a more casual relationship with her second boyfriend, and the same is true for a man. After he blooms, it is easy to bloom again, bright like summer flowers.

Liu Changan folded his hands in front of his chest, staring at the lamb expressionlessly, seeing the lamb raising his head from time to time and howling "Chu Qu Wan", he was very annoyed, "All right."

The lamb quickly jumped up, jumped off the electric heating table, and ran around in the living room.

Anyone who has had a dog at home knows that small animals with poor brains are often so inexplicably excited and run around.

Liu Changan returned to the room with the woolen underwear, looked carefully, shook his head with a smile, packed it in a plastic ziplock bag, and put it in the closet.

It is impossible to wear this, just like the custom in some places, the hair cut off by the child's first shave will be kept as a souvenir or something.

Liu Changan turned into a sheep and walked out of the bedroom. The lamb jumped up and landed on its back, "Baa! Dan Dan, let's go to rough pills together."

"Yeah. I have to follow you to take care of you, otherwise what will happen if others catch you and make them into a hot pot?" In fact, Shangguan Dandan wanted to lead them with a rope, but it is estimated that only the lamb is willing, and the big sheep might be willing. It's not good if you hit the queen mother with a big horn, and she flies up against it.

A man went out with two sheep.

Shangguan Dandan looked around as usual, observing all kinds of business opportunities that are fleeting in modern society. The big fairy sheep paced steadily, more like some kind of mysterious creature that ruled the world, only the little fairy sheep was alive and kicking.

With godmother and father behind him, the world has already been trampled under its feet!

It is more invincible than when mother and father are around, after all, the strength gap between mother and godmother is a bit big.

So the lamb bumped into the street lamps with its horns, jumped into the green belt to get in and out, kicked the cars on the side of the road, stepped on the floor tiles hard, and came to Baolong Center. Without hesitation, he crashed into the center of Baolong.

The 452-meter-high Baolong Center naturally did not collapse, but it smashed through the floor-to-ceiling windows facing the street, and the huge glass fell down. It was so frightened that it hurriedly yelled "Daddy" and fled back.

The big fairy sheep had already jumped over, protecting it under its body, and let the hard and sharp glass hit its back.

Shangguan Dandan looked at the scene of the father's love indifferently, she was not worried about the safety of the father and daughter, not to mention just smashing the glass, even if the two skyscrapers in Baolong Center fell together, it would not be a big deal.

"Daddy, I just wanted to rub it, but I couldn't control my strength." Xiao Yang crawled out from under Daddy's body, and after rolling his eyes, he thought of a reason to deal with Daddy's scolding.

"The weather is fine today, I don't want to be angry with you." Da Xianyang said coldly, "If it's cloudy, you'll be beaten."

"Meh!"

The lamb, who felt that he was already safe, regained his invincible mentality, raised his head and licked the big fairy sheep's chest, neck and cheeks.

"You lick me too!" Da Xianyang's face was covered with his own saliva, and the little sheep acted like a baby loudly.

The big fairy sheep lowered its head and smeared its head and face with saliva.

"Daddy, when are the countries and governments on this earth asking me to be the head of the earth?" The lamb drooled, feeling that he already owned the whole world, so it was only natural for him to be the head of the earth.

"If you become the captain of the Earth, we can carve up the remaining continents." Shangguan Dandan said with great anticipation.

"Can you stop talking like crazy all day long?" Da Xianyang really couldn't stand the two most incomprehensible ones.

The people from the property management office were already attracted by the sound of the broken glass on the outer wall. Fortunately, there was a baker to deal with it, and Shangguan Dandan took the two sheep to another place for a stroll.

The big fairy sheep didn't care where it was going, and all its attention was focused on the overly lively lamb. It always felt that if I didn't stare at the lamb for a second, the lamb would jump into the street and be hit by a car, or be out of touch with ordinary people. What an unexpected surprise.

When Xiao Yang and Shangguan Dandan stopped together and stared intently at others operating the ATM, Da Xianyang realized that he was led into the bank.

The first thousand and ninety-five chapters will be eaten if you don't give money

The middle-aged woman who was withdrawing money was operating, and felt that someone was watching, and felt a little strange and vigilant.

Turning his head, he found that a little girl was staring at him, her eyes were wide open, she looked sweet and cute, like a little cake that had just been baked.

Next to it was a little dwarf, trying to stand on tiptoe, put its two front hooves on the cabinet, and stretched its neck to look around.

The middle-aged woman couldn't help but smile, and immediately stopped being vigilant, and continued to withdraw money on her own.

Seeing the middle-aged woman leave after withdrawing the money, Shangguan Dandan showed a satisfied expression, with his hands folded in his sleeves, as if an ignorant little old lady had finished watching someone else's miraculous operation.

"She doesn't have much money either. There are only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight digits in the account."

There was no one around, and the lamb opened its mouth to speak. It just stretched its neck and counted the numbers. It is a college student, and it is by no means an elementary school student who thinks that numbers over 50 should not appear in study and life.

"I can't rob ordinary people." Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, then fumbled around on the ATM.

Usually I just observe outside, but today when I came in personally, I naturally had to take a closer look. Shangguan Dandan pressed every button on the ATM again.

"We rob the bank, rob him of 80 billion yuan, become a world-famous thief, and then launch a war after being wanted, and take the opportunity to conquer the world." Lamb plans far-sighted.

"You didn't find out about the war until you were wanted? Didn't the whole world have already been trampled under your feet? The usual practice is to occupy the TV station, announce that it is now in a state of war, and then you take over various government agencies and the like Yes." The big sheep also came in, stretched out its hooves and pulled the lamb, so that it could no longer lie on the ATM with its little hoofs up.

The lamb tilted his head left and right, thinking about the feasibility, and then the big sheep bit the nape of his neck and raised the bank.

The security guard who had just walked over saw that the two sheep had gone out, so he reminded Shangguan Dandan: "Little girl, if you need to come with your parents to handle business, you can't bring pets in either."

"I just want to grab some money, do I want to come with my parents too?" Shangguan Dandan frowned, then pointed to the two sheep, "They are not my pets, the younger one is my goddaughter, and the older one is my goddaughter. I'm a moth."

The security guard was stunned, what should we do?

She said she was going to rob a bank, should she follow the relevant plan?At least call the police or something...