I'm really immortal

"He won't like me." Zhu Juntang regretted with self-knowledge, "Although I am a fairy, I also admit that he is a fairy boy. It is a matter of course for ordinary people to bow down under my skirt, but fairy boys have some resistance after all. .”

"Fairy man?" Qin Yanan felt goosebumps rising, "That must be the kind of Tieguai Li?"

"Hahaha... Yaya, you are so humorous." Zhu Juntang laughed loudly. He had a deep impression of the Eight Immortals when he went to temple fairs when he was a child. Tieguai Li knew it. Except that Liu Changan was not bald, with a big belly and a big beard, this style The dress is really a bit of Tieguai Li's temperament.

Qin Yanan couldn't help laughing, shook his head with a smile, and said to Zhu Juntang, "Let's go, don't look, what's so good about a Tieguai Li style fairy man?"

Zhu Juntang nodded, and asked Qin Yanan if he would stay and sleep with him tonight, Qin Yanan agreed, and Zhu Juntang was very happy, and he could sleep with his beautiful body in his arms again... Although most of the time he woke up in the morning She leaned against Qin Yanan's arms.

Chapter 82 Cute is more important than pretty

It started to rain again in the middle of the night, falling finely on the awning, rolling down and dripping on the edge, reflecting the light, giving a very peaceful feeling.

Liu Changan opened his eyes. His skin was slightly cool and the humidity in the air made him very comfortable. Sleeping outside was actually much more comfortable than sleeping in a bed soaked in moisture. Liu Changan stretched his waist, and the surroundings were silent, only the sound of rain surrounded him. , the light from the incandescent lamp under the awning seemed to be oppressed by the darkness around Liu Changan. Looking around, it seemed that only this small awning was left quietly in the whole world.

Liu Changan went back to the house and picked up the book he borrowed from Zhu Juntang and flipped through it. Maybe it was because the life of ordinary human beings is short, and their desire to live a wonderful life and live a happy life is stronger, which creates countless beautiful and ugly things. , Absurd, dark, heroic, shameless stories.

Liu Changan has also experienced some things, and some things are impossible to experience, so he looked at other people's lives. Life is long, but not every kind of life wants to experience it.

After reading until dawn, the little hen was delivered, and Liu Changan gently touched its chicken head and sent it to the point of no return.

"Is it true that you have absorbed enough vitality and blood that you will jump out of the coffin?" Liu Changan asked looking at the coffin.

He has seen a lot of anecdotes and strange things. Liu Changan still reads "Zi Bu Yu" and other stories from Liaozhai. He doesn't think he has seen everything. Life in the world is endless and mysterious. If you don't understand, how can you easily lose your curiosity and interest in unknown magical phenomena?

Coffin didn't answer him.

"The one that popped out was a zombie, right? According to the hierarchy theory, which level of zombies do you belong to? Blood red clothes? Then are you jumping around with knees that cannot be bent, or do you describe yourself as a stranger?"

Liu Changan patted the coffin.

"If you can come out, you can accompany me."

Liu Changan closed the door of the carriage, and saw Zhou Dongdong running under the parasol tree with a newly bought small umbrella, patted the trunk, and ran under a small locust tree to push the tree.

Kazuki's rain fell and hit the umbrella with a crackling sound. After waiting for a while, Zhou Dongdong put away the umbrella and held it in his hand. Then he took a deep breath, bent down, and shook his hands behind Then, with his legs together, he jumped vigorously towards a puddle in front of him.

Mud splashed.

Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down among several puddles until he reached Liu Changan, touched his pocket, and then remembered that he forgot to bring down the soy milk, and hurriedly ran back to get two bags of soy milk. The bag was given to Liu Changan, and the other bag was held in his mouth.

"If you have the ability, jump into that puddle!" Liu Changan was talking about the puddle where loach was raised.

Zhou Dongdong was not convinced, "If my mother didn't hit me, I would definitely jump in!"

"Do you think your mother won't beat you now?" Liu Changan tugged at the back of her clothes to show her the splashed mud and water marks.

Zhou Dongdong was taken aback, how could it be like this?It must have been on the clothes.

"You'll get beaten anyway, let's jump again." Liu Changan pointed to the puddle and said.

"I'll jump in here, mommy will hit me harder!" Zhou Dongdong refused without hesitation, she is not such a stupid child.

Zhou Dongdong didn't fall for the trick, and Liu Changan was very pleased with her growth.

The college entrance examination is coming up tomorrow, so it is natural for Liu Changan to not be interested in studying. The rain stopped in the morning, and Liu Changan is going to the Binjiang Cultural Park to see the newly built Junsha Museum, library, concert hall and planning hall.

Last time I was not able to enter the Shonan Provincial Museum. I was a little regretful. Although the Junsha Museum is not as rich as the former, it is not without sights. It is said that the design of the concert hall is also unique. The texture of the exterior wall surface uses staves and Huaxia The ancient music score minus the character score is used as the surface texture, and the music score also uses the local music of southern Hunan, "Xiaoxiang Water Cloud" and "Dongting Spring Dawn", which can express the regionality and uniqueness of the building.

Liu Changan was still wearing his neat shirt, trousers and cloth shoes for a whole morning in the Binjiang Cultural Park. He was very satisfied. There was a traditional music concert in the afternoon. Tickets were very expensive, so Liu Changan gave up and sat by the river to enjoy the breeze. At noon, I felt a little hungry, so I still walked home slowly to cook.

After eating, Liu Changan set up two stools, removed the door panels and placed them on them, spread out newspapers, and spread out the cloth Qin Yanan gave him last time. As for the sewing machine, you can ask Zhou Shuling to borrow it.I borrowed cutting rulers, arm rulers and yardsticks from Mrs. Liu. She was not a professional tailor when she was young, but women in this generation are basically proficient in using sewing machines, and there are not a few who can make clothes. It is more economical to buy cloth and make clothes than to go to a tailor and ask the master to measure and make clothes.

When Zhongqing came to look for Liu Changan, he was surprised for a long time when he saw that he was busy with the division sheet before expressing his intention.

"The college entrance examination is coming tomorrow, I don't have time." Liu Changan raised his head and rejected Zhongqing's request.

Zhongqing looked at what he was doing, and found that this was a person who was about to take the college entrance examination tomorrow.

Zhongqing originally wanted to show a little smile and continue to persuade, but she found that she seemed to have lost the expression of "smile" in front of Liu Changan, and her tone was still very gentle and calm, "I think you can still spare some time, the third wife wants to see you very much." See you soon."

"Since she wants to see me, she can come by herself." Liu Changan continued to do his own thing, which is very obvious. Why are some people so unreasonable?

"You should know that since you have a lot of contacts with the third lady, you will inevitably face such a meeting." Zhongqing thought about the wording, "After all, the third wife is an elder, and being humble as a junior will be more beneficial to you in the future. Miss San's relationship... as a friend."

"I'm not interested in elders, I only like pretty girls." Liu Changan shook his head.

"The third wife is very beautiful." Zhongqing is not as easily angry as before, after all, he has not met Liu Changan once or twice, and even ate lobster together, "Although she is not a little girl, but with the third lady, Also often referred to as sisters."

"Okay, if she comes to me, I can meet her." Liu Chang'an was unmoved. In comparison, the other mother seems to be much cuter and naive, and that is the beauty that can rival her daughter as a sister. And cute little girl.

There's nothing special about being pretty, it's more important to be cute or not.

Zhongqing looked around and unbuttoned his jacket one by one.

Liu Chang'an was a little surprised. Out of respect for women's feelings when they showed their bodies, he didn't look away.

Zhongqing just unbuttoned a few buttons on the hem of his shirt, revealing his smooth belly with two light red marks on it, as if he had been whipped.Her pink and white face showed a delicate shyness and resentment, "If you don't agree, I will be punished like this."

"Don't go."

After Liu Changan glanced at it twice, he continued to lower his head and do his own thing.

Zhongqing buttoned up the button, bit her lip and glared at Liu Changan, then turned and left angrily.

Chapter 83 College Entrance Examination

Many feminists tend to express outrage that humans are the only animal that can force women to have sex with them violently...their main target of condemnation, of course, is men.

In fact, violence is a very common phenomenon, regardless of men and women, male and female.

In fact SH otters, penguins, and dolphins are the kings of perverts in nature. Although their IQ may limit their pervert heights, their pervert impulse and frequency surpass that of humans, because the probability of becoming perverts in their lives is almost hundred percent.

Like the red marks on Zhongqing's lower abdomen, in Liu Chang'an's view, it's really not a punishment. It's probably just a play between her and Mrs. Zhusan. A red mark of this level will disappear within two or three days at most, and will Restore her white, tender and flawless skin.

Sea otters, penguins, and dolphins play differently. Compared with them, Tai Ritian, who is circulating on social networks, is a pure angel.

Among them, dolphins, the creatures with the highest IQ, will use their own language when they do such things. According to Liu Changan's analysis, what they shout is probably "I'll fuck you, Mama, don't let me fuck you to death, I'll talk to you." I can make you fly..."

And so on.

Liu Changan never thinks that sea otters, penguins, and dolphins are cute creatures. Whenever someone thinks that they are cute and should be protected, Liu Changan thinks that many human beings are too shallow and stupid...General meaning, not naive and lively.

Liu Chang'an still had an impression of the brothels along the Qinhuai River. It was convenient to live there, and there was no time for those who lived there. There were light boats on the river, and painted boats kept coming and going. The bun is soft and flattering, and Hong Chengchou is also envious: the Qinhuai wave, the red bridge stones, its fragrance is refreshing, and the soul's dream is true.

The girls at that time had these things between Zhongqing and the third wife, and Liu Changan knew something about it. Of course, Zhongqing's pretentiousness could not be hidden from his eyes. When she unbuttoned her eyes, she didn't care about Liu Changan. , the shyness hidden behind the flattery has nothing to do with Liu Changan... She obviously didn't realize how clearly Liu Changan saw it.

Liu Changan has always been a reasonable person. On the basis of reasoning, if the third wife is missing an arm or a leg and is inconvenient to move, Liu Changan is of course willing to see her, but she doesn't.

As for the relationship between Zhongqing and the third wife, he will not gossip, it is just a rare and common thing.

Liu Changan continued to make his own clothes.

On June [-]th, the first day of the college entrance examination, Liu Changan ate a bowl of vermicelli in clear soup with green onions and eggs in the morning.

Zhou Shuling set off a string of firecrackers for him, and Zhou Dongdong also picked up many unburned broken firecrackers.

Old man Qian gave him a piece of bacon, and Mrs. Liu also sent a basket of eggs that she had agreed upon. A few friends bought a bigger set of firecrackers, so Zhou Dongdong picked up more broken firecrackers.

Liu Chang'an's test center is in the attached middle school, and Annuan is also there. Today, the traffic control around the attached middle school has been closed, and three more security duty posts have been added. There are also two special police cars parked at the main entrance. Parents are gathered around. Major TV stations and online media, Reporters and anchors of the live channel are conducting random interviews.

"Student, are you taking the college entrance examination today?"

Liu Changan was interviewed, because at this point he was the only one who could find the appearance of a student to be interviewed.

"Yes."

"You seem to be late..."

"Seems to be."

Angrily, Huang Shan found Liu Chang'an who was late, and shouted: "Liu Chang'an, you are going to piss me off, even today you are late, let me in quickly!"

Seeing Liu Changan facing the camera and wanting to express his thoughts, Huang Shan hurriedly dragged him into the examination room, and did not ask him why he was late today.

"What's the matter with your phone call? An Nuan called you a lot, making her anxious... An Nuan's exam room is next to yours. When you go in, walk by the door of her classroom." Huang Shan also had no choice, even though he usually I am firmly opposed to the relationship between students, but there is nothing I can do now... just don't affect An Nuan's mentality for the exam, and don't care about the others.

"Forgot to charge it."

In fact, Liu Changan was just late, and he was not allowed to enter the examination room until he was 15 minutes late, so Liu Changan was not in a hurry. He found An Nuan's examination room, shook his head at the door of the classroom, and smiled at An Nuan who was relieved. He turned to his own examination room.

An Nuan patted her chest, and agreed where she would go, where he would go, if she went to college, he would go to repeat classes, such a guy who didn't keep his promise, he had to let him swallow the voluntary questionnaire.

The first session is Chinese, two and a half hours, Liu Changan will look at the essay title first: choose two or three key words to present the Huaxia you know, and write an article to help foreign youths understand Huaxia.

Liu Changan first wrote the composition:

"Understanding China is too exaggerated. After 5000 years, it is still difficult to understand Chinese civilization. It is too arrogant to understand China by taking two or three words. Today, if you have to take two or three words, then I can only say one, two, three..."

Liu Changan finished the test early and handed in the test paper. He was the last one to enter the venue, but he was the first to hand in the test paper. Looking at the crowd gathered outside the door, all of them looked at him anxiously and expectantly, or I want to ask about the situation of the examination room, or the difficulty of the test paper, in short, I am trying to get some comforting information.

Liu Chang'an stopped 20 meters away from the door, sat down and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Today was actually sunny. It was sunny during the rainy season, and the air that was always transpiring was full of moisture and was particularly stuffy.

"This guy……"

"classmate!"

"Are you done yet?"

"Is the topic difficult?"

Liu Changan handed in the examination paper ahead of time, but after the bell rang, the candidates all left the examination room, and they left the examination room together after An Nuan.

At this time, no one has the time to scold that hateful guy who handed in the paper early but no one responded.

"You didn't play your reading comprehension and composition capriciously, right?" An Nuan asked worriedly, if other people would definitely not play tricks at such a time, Liu Chang'an would not be sure.

"No."

"That's good, let's check the answer." An Nuan talked about a few points that she was not sure about.

The two people got the answers right, and they both felt that they could perform well. This year's Chinese test paper is moderately difficult, and there are basically no partial knowledge points in the test, which is more beneficial to candidates with a solid grasp of the basics.

There was an exam in the afternoon, and at noon Liu Changan and An Nuan had dinner together, and An Nuan asked him to follow her.

"Where are you sneaking around?" Liu Changan asked suspiciously.

"Turn your head... Bi Wanwan is looking over there!" An Nuan hurriedly pulled Liu Changan to turn his head away.

"Go for what?"

"You don't rest at noon?" An Nuan looked left and right, very normal, "My mother opened a standard room for me to rest."

Liu Changan understood, and stroked An Nuan's hair.

Chapter 84 Mother's Phone

The beautiful hair is draped over the shoulders, and it is on the lap of the man, where is it not pitiful?

A girl's hair, to a man, seems to be an extension of her body, not so mysterious, but equally soft and moving.

Liu Changan put down his hands and smiled.

An Nuan also touched her hair. Fortunately, she didn't feel oily after a day of ball training. She washed it in the morning and used a shampoo mixed with verbena and fruit wood, which had a light fragrance.

"Why are you touching my hair?" An Nuan shook her head, her long hair swayed, and she tidied up the bangs on her forehead. The most annoying thing in summer is that the bangs are easier to oil than other places, and then become a thick lump. That would be ugly.

"Itchy hands."

An Nuan hit Liu Chang'an, and was still leading the way, a little bit shy, but not very nervous, or any uneasiness, because she just wanted him to have a good rest at noon, and she could supervise him not to run around, otherwise Going to rest by himself, he might not follow the teacher in charge, he might encounter something, go somewhere, and then be late in the afternoon... Let alone a boy, no matter how old a man is, he can mess around like a child.

This is An Nuan's experience from romance novels.

An Nuan didn't wear a ponytail today, but just wore her hair. She has a different temperament than usual, but she cares more about her bangs, "Do you think I look better without bangs, or do I look better with bangs?"

"They all look good." This is the only answer, because in fact they are not asking for opinions. Tossing bangs is a hobby they always enjoy.

The hotel is not far from the examination room. If it is too far, it is meaningless. The prices of the surrounding hotel rooms have increased in the past two days. An Nuan’s mother ordered a business double standard room, about 35 square meters, which is spacious enough.

Holding the room card, An Nuan was a little nervous at first, but she relaxed a little when she saw many candidates coming in and out. At this time, no one would look at herself and Liu Chang'an with eyes guessing the relationship between the two.

After entering the room, she felt a little different again. After standing awkwardly in the room for ten seconds, An Nuan found slippers, one pair for each person.

"I turned off the battery, and the phone is dead." Liu Changan sat on the bedside to charge the phone, "Do you want to take a shower?"

"what?"

"hey-hey."

An Nuan's cheeks were hot, and she stretched out her hand to slap Liu Chang'an a few times. She found that she liked to slap Liu Chang'an more and more. Of course, she would not use much force, but when she felt that he was annoying, she liked it like this .

"I'll set an alarm clock, and then I'll take a nap. In the afternoon, I'll be doing math, so I need to concentrate...Really, why don't you take the math test in the morning? It's obvious that your mind is clearer in the morning." An Nuan sat on her bed, babbling a little It's like muttering to myself, "Don't disturb me, I'm not as good at math as you, and you should take a good rest, don't just deal with it just because you think you are more confident... There is only one college entrance examination, even if the school you apply for is very sure, you can How many points you get is also a three-year test of yourself..."