I'm really immortal

"Let's talk about it." It's always relatively easy to invite Liu Changan to dinner, but it doesn't mean that he can be invited by others for a casual meal.

"There is something to do, but eating is the way to eat. I'll talk about things first, no matter whether Brother Liu agrees or not, I will give you some face later on." Gao Cunyi said.

"You said."

"It's like this, our master has disappeared...the martial arts hall has also closed down. Many senior brothers are at a loss, and they are scattered like birds and beasts. My senior brother and I feel that the martial arts hall can still be run. Put it up again." Gao Cunyi said seriously.

Hearing these words, Liu Chang'an was sure that Gao Dewei's cousin had a good heart, but his mind was not good, he was too naive.

It is still a matter of family education. Many parents want to educate their children to be a good person, but it is difficult to teach them how to recognize people's hearts. Not everyone is very good at it, and some people have straightforward personalities. , it is easier to be fooled.

Gao Cunyi didn't understand the problem that nature is hard to change. He only felt that Wang Yibo was sincerely apologizing, and thought he could give Wang Yibo a chance.

If he thinks so, it's up to him, but Liu Changan won't.

"If you do it by yourself, I don't think there is any problem. You and your senior brother are in partnership. When you have achieved some results and the sign is erected again, your senior brother will be the next Pu Shougeng." Liu Changan pointed to Wang Yibo and said.

Gao Cunyi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that Liu Changan's opinion of Wang Yibo hadn't changed at all, these days Wang Yibo came to Gao Cunyi every day, and kept talking about the past when his brothers practiced martial arts together, saying that the martial arts gym can't just be ruined like this, Gao Cunyi He was moved by Wang Yibo's words. Although Gao Cunyi felt that Wang Yibo was too hostile, he couldn't deny him a chance. After all, he has been a senior for more than ten years.

"Brother Liu, you can't be so arbitrary, can you? People are not sages and no one has faults. Knowing your mistakes can make you better. If you beat someone to death with a stick, don't give them a chance?" Wang Yibo clenched his fists and said calmly.

"Many times, it is because there is no one shot to kill you that you end up with endless troubles." Liu Changan smiled, "How can you give such a good opportunity to others, especially you."

"Okay! Liu Chang'an, don't think that you have to beg because of your high martial arts skills!" Wang Yibo snorted coldly, turned and left directly.

"Brother... oh..."

Gao Cunyi yelled twice, but he was helpless, but he didn't catch up.

Liu Changan patted Lu Sien's dog's head, then turned to look at Gao Cunyi, "Tell me, what's the matter?"

Chapter 483 Small Fire Stove and Coal Balls Are the Power of a Girl Holding a Pot

Gao Cunyi took out a folded piece of paper from his pocket, spread it out and handed it to Liu Changan.

The font is graceful and the small script is teeny. It is rare to be able to write so many words in a serious and neat manner these days, instead of a long printed text.

But unlike Gao Cunyi's font, the direction of the touch and the way of exertion are more like the handwriting of a girl, so Liu Changan looked at Gao Cunyi.

"My girlfriend helped write the plan." Gao Cunyi explained.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"The time I came to you, I went back and rode a bicycle and splashed her with water. At that time, I said I would pay her for her laundry, but she didn't. When I was hospitalized later, I didn't think she was a nurse in that hospital... "Gao Cunyi said a little embarrassedly.

"Fate." Liu Changan nodded.

"Speaking of which, it's all up to you."

"Let me beat you to the hospital?"

Gao Cunyi laughed and nodded.

Silly.

After Liu Changan read the plan, the core content was that Gao Cunyi was Pu Shougeng's apprentice.

Now Pu Shougeng's reputation is discredited, and Ma Benwei broadcasts Liu Changan kicking the pavilion. The mainstream public opinion on the Internet naturally regards Pu Shougeng as a clown to discuss and play tricks, and there are many spoof videos of all kinds of ghosts and animals.

Gao Cunyi wants to re-establish a foothold in the southern Hunan martial arts circle and open a martial arts hall. The negative effect of public opinion is very large. To solve the bell, he has to be a bell person. If he can invite Liu Changan to join the academy as a coach, consultant, or even just put on a name, he can Eliminate the negative impact of the "Pu Shougeng" label on Gao Cunyi with half the effort.

Otherwise, when others say it, the owner of the martial arts hall is the apprentice of Pu Shougeng who was kicked out by high school students. Who would come to Gao Cunyi's martial arts hall?

"Okay, I'll make a name. As for this salary, I don't need it. Our previous rules were just a name. The martial masters who are more careful will not receive a monthly salary. All you need to do is get some seasonal fruits of chicken, duck, fish and meat during the New Year's and festivals." Liu Changan nodded, "Of course, with such a famous martial artist, if something happens to the martial arts hall, he will not stand out. If he encounters a tough guy who kicks the gym, he has no obligation to come forward. You have to deal with it yourself."

"It's fine for you to just put your name on it, but you still have to get your monthly salary. Should I still give you a share?" Gao Cunyi said happily. He didn't expect Liu Changan to talk so well. It was completely different from when Sangu Wutongshu asked him to take action. As expected, the things that were to be done in the first place should not be mentioned to him. Such people are very principled. Those who will not agree will never agree, and those who are willing to help do not need to talk to him too much.

"Let's do what I say." Liu Changan handed back the plan.

Gao Cunyi didn't dare to talk nonsense any more. The man in front of him was sitting under the plane tree. He had an extraordinary bearing, and he had the potential of being a master. Otherwise, how could Gao Cunyi know his age.

"You don't need to invite me for a meal. Go back. If you need promotional materials such as posters, please say hello to me in advance." Liu Changan felt that he was quite photogenic, and every time he was on live broadcast, someone praised him for being handsome.

"Okay, thank you." Gao Cunyi didn't talk nonsense, and he handed over and left.

Liu Changan watched Gao Cunyi leave, stood up and was ready to make lunch, and looked down at Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan also glanced at Liu Changan and shook his head, the sweet potato scraps had not been eaten yet, so he couldn't work and couldn't speak.

Liu Changan went upstairs by himself, and came to the kitchen to cook the rice first. After a while, Shangguan Dandan, who got rid of the control of the sweet potato scraper, came out of the kitchen and stood by the door frame watching Liu Changan busy.

Liu Changan looked back at her, and Shangguan Dandan retracted his body a little.

"Help me pick the vegetables." Liu Changan no longer asked her if she would like to help cook lunch, but made a direct request.

"I can't." Shangguan Dandan gave the same reason, and expressed his refusal to study with his eyes.

"Then you help me to boil the water." Liu Changan found something for her to do that she couldn't say she wouldn't know. If she couldn't boil water, where did the hot water she uses for effervescent tablets come from?

Shangguan Dandan looked at the equipment in the kitchen, as well as the huge kettle, which was much bigger than the kettle Shangguan Dandan used himself. He couldn't help shaking his head in resistance, and opened his arms in front of his chest and hugged him. , glanced at the diameter of the embrace, and reduced it a little to show Liu Changan, "I can only burn such a big pot."

"What's the difference between boiling water in a big pot and a small pot?" Liu Changan couldn't understand.

"I can't lift the big pot!" Shangguan Dandan pointed to his slender arm, "And the big pot looks very dangerous. What if it explodes later?"

"You can jump on a tree, but you can't lift a big kettle?" Liu Changan sometimes does not bother to find more reliable reasons for perfunctory people, so he can feel that her perfunctory reasons are too fake.

Shangguan Dandan nodded, his body shrunk outside the door, only a small half of his face was left to look at Liu Changan, and he said angrily, "And if you insist on wanting me to work, I will feel very upset. , I'm going to rest, maybe I'll come out the day after."

"You have so much money on you, and then you can endure it until the day after tomorrow to play cards?" Liu Changan didn't believe it.

"Let me say this first." Shangguan Dandan thought about it, why should he question her?Really, what she says is what she says, just listen to what she means. The most annoying thing is that there are always people looking for questions to question her statement.

Liu Changan was too lazy to speak, so he had the time to ask her to do the work, and he did it all by himself.

Seeing that Liu Changan didn't seem to let her work anymore, Shangguan Dandan walked into the kitchen, turned the faucet that seemed to be different from downstairs, turned on the water meter and watched it for 3 minutes, and then turned every button on the juicer. Pressed all of them, and then suggested to Liu Changan, "Why don't you use a small stove that burns coal pellets? I heard that liquefied petroleum gas is very dangerous. It will explode and poison people."

"Thank you, you don't have to worry about it." Liu Changan couldn't accept the advice of people who would only beep if they didn't work.

Shangguan Dandan was a little worried, she couldn't care less about him, after all, he was her only relative and depended on. Although there should be no problem if he was poisoned, but poisoning is not good after all.

"I'll go and bring up the small stove downstairs for you to use."

After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, he went downstairs, and Liu Changan didn't care about her.

Shangguan Dandan came to the downstairs room. There was still some fire in the briquettes in the small stove. Shangguan Dandan put a pot of water on it to heat it up so as not to waste the heat of the briquettes. Add a new briquettes in, and lift the small stove.

It's so heavy, I can't lift it.

Shangguan Dandan gave up and went to the kitchen to report to Liu Changan: "I want to help you with your work, but I can't handle that small stove!"

Liu Changan nodded, she didn't even want to bring it up, did she?

Shangguan Dandan wiped his forehead again, "If you want to use a small stove in the future, you can go downstairs and use it, but there are almost no briquettes. If you want to use it, you have to buy some briquettes. I only have 100 yuan. I can buy a little."

Liu Changan finally understood. Shangguan Dandan took the risk of doing housework and ran up and down to perform. In fact, it was because her small stove had no briquettes. If Liu Changan wanted to use it, she had to buy briquettes. She can lick briquettes on the small stove again every day, and then boil hot water and pour it into her baby thermos, and continue to be her pot-holding girl.

Liu Changan glared at her, washed his hands, and went to get his mobile phone to call the briquettes delivery master, asking him to deliver a truckload of briquettes in the afternoon.

After hearing Liu Changan's call, Shangguan Dandan was very happy and took the initiative to lift Liu Changan's big kettle and put it under the tap to fill it with water.

"Hey... oops!"

Shangguan Dandan mentioned it and gave up, not because the queen mother didn't work, but because she really didn't have such strength, she had tried her best.

"You get me out!"

Liu Changan pushed Shangguan Dandan out of the kitchen and closed the door, lest she would pretend to make trouble if she didn't do anything.

Chapter 484 Granddaughter and Grandfather

After lunch, the master who delivered the briquettes drove over. Liu Changan helped unload the briquettes and came down. The rows were piled up under the stairs, and there were even some piles on Lu Sien's kennel.

Now there are fewer and fewer people burning briquettes in the city. Except for these very old communities and alleys, in the newly built communities and development areas, they are almost gone.

Liu Changan remembered that in the past, everyone could make things by themselves and would not invite others, and it was the same with making briquettes.

I bought a truckload of coal, poured it in the yard, smashed the big pieces, filtered the coal powder with a sieve, mixed it with loess and water, and then used a mold to make briquettes one by one, and it was fine after drying. .

The practice of handmade briquettes is time-consuming and labor-intensive. Now everyone buys briquettes made by machines... In fact, the flammable and environmentally friendly briquettes have basically replaced this old formula of briquettes.

When the briquettes were all lined up, Shangguan Dandan walked out of the room, watching Liu Changan finish paying, she waved to the master who delivered the briquettes.

Although he didn't know why the beautiful girl who suddenly ran out waved at him, the master smiled and nodded, then drove the car away.

Shangguan Dandan looked at the pile of briquettes under the stairs, showed a happy smile, patted his chest with both hands, then stood in front of Liu Changan, leaned into his arms, raised his head and glanced at him, Some taste satisfactorily.

"Do you think this is the feeling of filial piety that you yearn for?" Liu Changan glanced at her and knew what she was thinking.

Shangguan Dandan nodded, turned around, and stood on tiptoe, wanting to touch Liu Changan's head to express his love, but Liu Changan didn't know how to cooperate at all, and he didn't know that he had to bow his head at this time so that she would not be enough. No.

Shangguan Dandan jumped and gave up.

Liu Changan held her head, and she pushed it away, thought for a while, and nodded her nose: "You wait."

Shangguan Dandan tilted his head to watch Liu Changan go upstairs, not knowing what he was going to do.

Shangguan Dandan first carried a briquettes back to the utility room, then took a cup of effervescent water with the lid of the pot and drank it. He sat on Liu Changan's reclining chair and looked up at the sparse leaves of the plane tree.

It is late autumn and winter.

At this time, a burly, fair-skinned, sparse-eyed Master Meixu walked downstairs.

He was wearing a long gown and shoes, and looked at Shangguan Dandan with a smile on his face.

Shangguan Dandan's fingers holding the lid of the pot trembled for a moment, an incredible light flashed in his eyes, and he slowly stood up.

This is the first powerful minister in history to abolish the emperor, and it is also the hero who really and completely expelled the Xiongnu, recuperates and opens up Zhaoxuan ZTE.

Huo Guang, the head of the eleven heroes of Qilin Pavilion.

"Grandfather." Shangguan Dandan put down the lid and the thermos pot, and instantly regained the restraint and grace of the queen mother from the girl holding the pot, and bowed slightly in salute.

Since the Huo Guang clan exterminated Shangguan Jie and his son, Shangguan Dandan no longer called Huo Guang "grandfather", but was asked to become "grandfather" by Huo Guang. Huo Guang would salute her in court, while Shangguan Dandan privately He still treats Huo Guang with the courtesy of the younger generation.

"good."

"Huo Guang" touched Shangguan Dandan's head, "Call again."

"Grandfather." Shangguan Dandan showed a deliberately close smile.

After shouting, Shangguan Dandan felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't help raising his head to reveal some doubts. In fact, my grandfather should be taller. Even when he was old and frail, his body was sluggish and he had the height of the man in front of him. The man in front of him looked like his grandfather when he was in his prime, but his height was the same as when he was old.

"Haha..." Liu Changan burst out laughing, this "Huo Guang" was of course he pretended to be, and he still reached out and touched Shangguan Dandan's head, "Good granddaughter."

"You...you..." Shangguan Dandan only reacted at this time. After all, Huo Guang's coercion was too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. At first, Shangguan Dandan didn't even notice that his breath was wrong. He only looked at the familiar face. He couldn't help but return to the state of mind that he couldn't bear in the Weiyang Palace back then.

Shangguan picked up the lid of his pot angrily, drank the effervescent water he had just poured, and stared at Liu Changan with a moist corner of his mouth.

"The ministers and others have committed the death penalty. The emperor's eternal protection of the ancestral temple is always in the sea, and it is based on the rewards and punishments of kindness, filial piety, courtesy and friendship... The king of Changyi, heir to the future, will be cut off, he will die of sorrow, abolish the ritual and friendship, and he will not be a vegetarian when he lives on the road. Guanlue women carry clothes carts, and live in the residence hall. From the beginning to the audience, they are established as crown princes. Walking in the front hall, playing the musical instruments of Yuefu, attracting music people in Changyi, drumming, singing, singing, and haiku... Driving the law, Pi Xuanluan flag, driving the Beigong, Guigong, and fighting tigers. Calling the empress dowager The imperial carriage, the officials and slaves ride, and the games are held in the courtyard. Fornicating with the men of Emperor Xiaozhao’s palace…”

Liu Changan recited a passage of "Sounding the Abandoned King of Changyi", which is a memorial that Yang Chang gave to Shangguan Dandan on the order of Huo Guang, and wrote a bunch of messed up charges, even playing with the queen mother's carriage. .

As for the fornication of the emperor, is that fornication?If the emperor is not promiscuous, then what is the purpose of the harem?Really want to add guilt without excuse.

After this memorial was sent, Shangguan Dandan of course knew that his stepson was over. The Prime Minister, the Great Sima General, the General of the Chariots, the Generals of the Front and the Back, the Imperial Envoys, and so on, all of them were the eleven heroes of the Qilin Pavilion. people in.

"Why are you reading this?" Shangguan Dantan's cheeks flushed angrily, "I have tried my best to protect you...you...you...if it wasn't for that night...if you didn't force me to have sex with your nurses, I would I won't play against you on Yang Chang, but I'm saying: yes."

At that time, everything was done with a famous teacher. Otherwise, with Huo Guang's power, if the dynasty was changed, the emperor would be abolished if he wanted to. Where did he need to find so many reasons and find so many people to support the scene?In the circumstances at that time, Shangguan Dandan had to nod his head and issue an edict. This emperor was really not so easy to dethrone.

In the same way, Huo Guang's merits are there. Although the imperial family is wary of this powerful minister who has the highest merits, it will later list him as the first of the eleven meritorious officials of the Qilin Pavilion, because when Huo Guang was alive, he did All things are famous. Even though the emperor of the Liu family destroyed the Huo family later, he did not bring Huo Guang into the mundane world.

Liu Changan coughed lightly and stroked his long beard.

Women just like to dig up old accounts, and they can talk about things from more than 2000 years ago.

It's enough for them to turn over the old accounts, the point is that they are completely unreasonable when they turn over the old accounts.

As long as she feels that she has suffered a loss and aggrieved, it doesn't matter what the situation was at the time, who was responsible, and who caused such consequences.

Liu Changan didn't care about taking the blame, but since Shangguan Dandan always talked about it, he had to write an article "Bleeding Night in Weiyang Palace" clearly and clearly.

"First, I didn't force you, it was you who were curious and mixed in with the palace maids. Second, I was experimenting, not promiscuous. Third, I already explained that night that the wine I drank contained my essence. Metaharmonic drugs will make the human body stimulate its potential to the greatest extent. There may be sober but irrational impulses that cannot be controlled. You still choose to drink those wines. This is your own choice. Why did it become my fault? ?" Liu Changan calmly reasoned with Shangguan Dandan.

"Are you reasoning with me?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan in disbelief, raised his hand and grabbed Liu Changan's beard.

"Of course, everyone has to be reasonable, can you just be unreasonable?" Liu Changan said as a matter of course, pulling her finger, he was so strong that he couldn't lift the kettle?

"Then is it true that you robbed my carriage?" Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, and temporarily calmly mentioned a fact recorded in the memorial.

"This... is this a thing?" Liu Changan admitted that at the time, he felt that the carriage was a little strange, and some of the engraved patterns on the carriage even appeared on the current bronze coffin, but at that time there was no investigation. After all, I will give it back to her after playing casually... There are many carriages in Weiyang Palace. He just arrived, how did he know that it was the little queen dowager's favorite carriage?It was also pulled by two dwarfs, looking like a child's toy.

"You just say: yes, yes, no." Shangguan Dandan doesn't care if it's a matter or not. Many things are like this. If you don't care about it, it's a trivial matter. If she is willing to care about it, it's a major national matter.