I'm really immortal

Shangguan Dandan was a little dissatisfied, he adjusted his long sleeves with both hands, and no longer pursued this issue, "What did you do last night?"

"I found a vampire."

"Is that my daughter-in-law again?" Shangguan Dandan stroked Liu Changan's hair worriedly, "How much trouble do I have to trouble you to find so many daughters-in-law back?"

"First, that's not your daughter-in-law. Second, who made you worry about it? Worry about it, learn more modern common sense when you have time." Liu Changan said angrily.

"Can I not worry about it?" Shangguan Tantan akimbo akimbo energetically when he remembered it, "It was like this last time, Qin Yanan and Su Nanxiu were both fighting with swords and swords, biting each other, fortunately I was there."

"The two of them are biting each other?" Liu Changan doubted the accuracy of her statement. He was sure that Su Nanxiu and Qin Yanan didn't like each other. If they could curse each other to disappear forever, I'm afraid they would be willing to do so, but the two Why is everyone born from a famous family, and it is certain that there is no mercy between words, can you bite?Hands-on like a vixen?

Shangguan Dandan nodded vigorously, "It's all me who is pulling the fight. If they weren't afraid of my mother-in-law, they would definitely be fighting chickens and dogs."

Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan suspiciously.

Shangguan Dandan was a little angry, but he didn't believe it. Did he think the harem could be peaceful?Isn't it common sense that people often die in the harem?

"Guan Guan Juzhou, on the continent of the river. A fair lady, a gentleman is a good man... a fair lady, a friend of the piano and selves. There are various vegetables, and the left and right scorpions. The fair lady, the bell and drum music." Shangguan Dandan read a song "Guan Yu" Ju", he said to Liu Changan earnestly and earnestly: "Ordinary people think that the love between a man and a woman is nothing but the pleasure of a man and a woman, but the true meaning of this "Guan Ju" can be included in the true meaning of the first three hundred poems, don't you understand?"

Liu Changan understood that Shangguan Dandan's interpretation was different. She read this poem from the perspective of an empress dowager, and it became a poem about the mood, standards and expectations of a harem lord when choosing a suitable concubine for the emperor.

It also contains the essence of what she thinks a harmonious and stable harem should have. Her interpretation is also pointing out to Liu Changan that these women lack "qin, se and friends" and cannot achieve the harmonious state of "bell and drum music".

"The queen mother, you are really busy. I don't have a harem, I only have a girlfriend, her name is An Nuan, and I will naturally be in harmony with her." Liu Changan waved his hand, "Forget it, you want to be with Qin Yanan. , Su Nanxiu three go to play the harem game as you like, please don't involve my An Nuan in it, thank you."

"That's the one..." Shangguan Dandan tiptoed, trying to raise his hand, trying to show An Nuan's height, "She seems to have a very bad relationship with Qin Yanan, which is really worrying."

Seeing that Shangguan Dandan didn't listen at all, and he was worried that An Nuan and Qin Yanan were two discordant daughters-in-law, Liu Changan didn't bother to care about her anymore. It's okay to play with the poisonous wine given to Bai Ling.

At this time, Zhou Dongdong ran downstairs on the ground, and stopped at the door of Liu Changan's house in a hurry, his toes pressed against the threshold, and he stopped gracefully. He turned his head to find Liu Changan sitting under the plane tree, and ran down again.

"Sister Egg, you came to play with me!" Zhou Dongdong looked at Shangguan Dandan expectantly.

"I'm here to eat your meat buns." Shangguan Dandan stretched out his hand and touched his lower abdomen.

"Okay!" Zhou Dongdong also touched his belly, "Let's go to the competition, who will eat more?"

"I'm sure I can't beat you."

Shangguan Dandan's graceful modesty, Zhou Dongdong nodded earnestly.

"I'm hungry, are there any buns to eat?" Liu Changan raised his head and roared upstairs.

"There! Come and eat!" Zhou Shuling's voice came softly, and it seemed that she was in the kitchen.

Liu Changan went upstairs with the two little girls.

Zhou Shuling filled a bowl the size of a washbasin with Mother Zhou's pork buns. There were only three sets of bowls and chopsticks on the table, as well as a large bowl of light winter melon and snail slice soup, a large pot of milk, and a bowl of green Raisins.

"Add a pair of bowls and chopsticks." Liu Changan said.

"Okay." Zhou Shuling immediately went to get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and said to Liu Changan angrily, "If you have guests, you should say it early, how rude."

When eating, the tableware and chopsticks for the guests are already prepared, which is the most warm and thoughtful. It is always a little embarrassing to add tableware and chopsticks later. Zhou Shuling's anger is justified.

"Sister Egg, I'll pour milk for you!" Zhou Dongdong was very enthusiastic, and reached out to hold the big jug with milk.

"I'll come, I'll come, you go eat your food." Zhou Shuling hurriedly chased away Zhou Dongdong, and asked her to pour the jug on the ground or pour the milk on others.

Zhou Dongdong didn't find anything to do, so he went to get a meat bun and stuffed it into Liu Changan's mouth.

"Thank you." Shangguan Dandan expressed his appreciation to Zhou Shuling in a gentle tone.

"She is my relative and now lives in the utility room where I used to live." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

"Don't you have a room downstairs?" Zhou Shuling wondered.

"This is my arrangement."

"How did you arrange it this way?"

"Go eat." Liu Changan pointed to the opposite side and asked Zhou Shuling to sit down.

Zhou Shuling murmured twice. Although she didn't understand a little, she didn't speak anymore. Sometimes this man arranges things but doesn't like to explain too much. He looks like you don't understand when he tells you. It's really annoying.

Zhou Dongdong has already started eating meat buns, because this is the only delicious food that his mother has made recently, so Zhou Dongdong showed his full strength to compete with Shangguan Dandan.

"Are you drinking soup?" Shangguan Dandan asked Liu Changan.

Zhou Shuling felt strange. When Shangguan Dandan asked this question, he seemed to glance at himself, so he hurriedly served Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan a bowl of soup, "Drink some soup, it's too dry to eat buns alone."

"You have a drink too, it's hard work for you." Shangguan Dandan was very satisfied with Zhou Shuling, took a piece of jade and put it in front of Zhou Shuling, "I will disturb you in the future, I have no money, can this be used as meal money?"

Zhou Shuling was taken aback, this doesn't seem like a polite word, she has taken out everything, but how can she ask for it?He quickly shook his head, "Look at what you said, Chang'an and I have never been polite. Since you are his relatives and live here again, we will be like a family in the future, so don't bother me if you say anything? I can't ask for it."

"Then why am I so embarrassed?" Shangguan Dandan felt that this measure still had to be grasped, after all, Zhou Shuling was not a daughter-in-law, and she could not eat and drink as a mother-in-law, "Why don't I let Changan take some money? Give you?"

"That's even more outlandish." Zhou Shuling shook her head again and again, this is even more impossible.

"Take it, it's just a piece of broken stone carving, you can play with a rope and wear it on your own, you see your neck is so long and bare, like the goose I brought back last time, just missing something to hang. Go." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"My neck...my neck..." Zhou Shuling was embarrassed to argue in front of Shangguan Dandan that her neck was pretty. Could it be thick and short to look good?

"If you accept it, accept it, this jade color looks good with your skin tone." Liu Changan advised again.

Seeing that Liu Changan's brows were a little wrinkled and serious, Zhou Shuling had to accept it without any difficulty. She wanted to be polite for a while, but maybe Liu Changan would scold her for being long-winded again.

This jade tentacles are warm and comfortable, Zhou Shuling doesn't understand jade, but feels that the colors and textures are extremely delicate and beautiful.

Just make more delicious food for this little girl, Zhou Shuling thought.

Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling finished eating first, and then found that Zhou Dongdong was already full, and only Shangguan Dandan was still slowly lounging at the dinner table, stuffing small mouths into small mouths.

"She looks so good when she eats, she feels delicious and gentle." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice with envy and said in Liu Changan's ear, "She is really a good-looking girl, she looks good in everything. If Zhou Dongdong is like this too. That's fine...but she happens to be like your big man, eating like a pig's shavings."

"Who are you talking about, pig shaved? You can just scold Zhou Dongdong, and you're implicated." Liu Changan got up, and went to the TV cabinet to find some red ropes for weaving.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Shuling asked.

Liu Changan twisted a lanyard and came out. Zhou Shuling looked at the exquisite and neat knitting pattern above and understood what he was going to do, and couldn't help feeling happy.

As soon as Liu Changan stretched out his hand, Zhou Shuling immediately took out the piece of jade, Liu Changan strung it on, then made a slipknot and handed it to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling wore it around her neck and glanced at Liu Changan softly, because she felt that the jade was given by him, then twisted her waist and swayed for a while, and happily ran to look in the mirror.

"It's so beautiful." After looking in the mirror, Zhou Shuling squatted in front of Liu Changan as if offering a treasure, "Look, it's very beautiful."

Zhou Dongdong walked over to take a look and walked away without any interest. Mom is really strange. She has never been so happy when eating delicious food. What's so good about hanging a stone around her neck? Zhou Dongdong was there before. She picked up a lot of stones from the river sand and filled her schoolbag, so she would scold Zhou Dongdong.

Shangguan Dandan finally finished eating, wiped his lips, and said to Zhou Shuling, "I'm done eating, you need to clean up."

Zhou Shuling hurriedly went to clean up the dining table. She just received such an expensive gift from others, and she is actively doing things.

"How can you eat so much?" Liu Changan was a little surprised, and Zhou Dongdong lost it... Fortunately, he and Zhou Shuling partnered to open a restaurant, and now the income is okay.

"If you haven't eaten in 2000, wouldn't it be normal to eat a little more?" Shangguan Dandan said disapprovingly. Eating is not about eating less to be elegant and generous, the key is eating.

This makes perfect sense, Liu Changan nodded, and didn't worry about her stomach discomfort.

"Sister Egg, you are amazing." Zhou Dongdong saw a girl who could eat better than himself for the first time, and he admired it from the bottom of his shock. This kind of admiration was only produced when Zhou Dongdong saw Brother Chang'an perform a trick before. .

"Thank you." Shangguan Dan Dan was reserved, then glanced at the building block box next to Zhou Dongdong's butt, "Dongdong, let's play this!"

"Okay!" Zhou Dongdong was very happy, because except for the occasional elder brother Chang'an who played building blocks with him, no one else played with him.

Liu Changan sat next to him, watching Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong play building blocks together, and went to the kitchen to watch Zhou Shuling who was busy.

"Why?" Zhou Shuling turned back and smiled.

"Although I usually speak casually, you are indeed a good woman." Liu Changan also smiled, "I always trouble you."

Liu Changan generally doesn't care about what he has done for the other party, but he always troubles others, and he feels that he must express his gratitude formally, and he can forget about it himself.

"What's wrong? I'm afraid of being so serious all of a sudden." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan with some worry.

"It's nothing, stupid woman." Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling's head and walked out.

Swearing again... Zhou Shuling felt normal at this point, just thought, it would be nice if she would keep bothering her, and if he didn't bother her one day, Zhou Shuling didn't know what to do.

Chapter 441 Wei Feng Boxi

With the approval of the shopkeeper, Zhou Shuling decided to go to the restaurant today and add Zhou Mama's pork buns to the menu.

In order to express her thoughtfulness and ability in commercial marketing, Zhou Shuling decided to position the official name as "Mother Zhou Brand Big Meat Bun".

Originally, I wanted to call it Zhou Shuling's Meat Bun, or Zhou Shuling's Big Meat Bun, but when Zhou Shuling was taking a shower, she suddenly felt that her name was inappropriate.

The temperament of aunt and aunt revealed by the three words "Mother Zhou" is relatively simple, and it is not easy for wretched people to associate it blindly.

She notified Liu Chang'an of her official name, and Liu Chang'an didn't have any objections, nor did she ask about the story behind her name.

Zhou Shuling went to the restaurant after breakfast. She could also think that the new product must be promoted, to pave the way for the atmosphere before the official launch, hoping to be as popular as the flagship red soup and spicy cock powder and Zhou Dongdong brand big drumstick. .

In this way, her own invention, Liu Changan's invention, and Zhou Dongdong's invention, each of the three people has a popular meal, Zhou Shuling thinks it's good.

The price of Zhou Mama's big meat buns is ten yuan. Zhou Shuling's idea is to make them bigger than the ones they eat at home. The lobster meat has also increased from one shrimp to two. Girls usually eat one big meat bun and a cup of soy milk. full stomach.

As for men, they often need two large meat buns, and the price is about the same as that of red soup and spicy rooster noodles, so that the sales of large meat buns will not squeeze the share of rice noodles.

Zhou Shuling went to the restaurant, leaving Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong at home.

Liu Changan did not go downstairs, but watched TV at Zhou Dongdong's house, constantly changing the channel.

Shangguan Dandan watched Liu Changan's small TV in the utility room, it was not very novel, and he was still playing with Zhou Dongdong's building blocks attentively.

Zhou Dongdong stacks the blocks as he likes, but Shangguan Dandan likes to look at the example diagrams attached to the blocks to learn the structure and then fiddle with them.

"Sister Egg, you have built a big house!"

"No, this is my tomb. I'm going to put a little paper figure in it."

"What is the grave for?"

"It's where I'll lie after I die."

"The centipede will come to bite you!"

"I... I am the tomb that centipedes are afraid of." Shangguan Dandan thought for a while and said.

"The centipede will only be afraid of Big Brother Chang'an, because Big Brother Chang'an ate all the centipedes we have here."

"Then I will make a small grave and bury him beside me."

"Okay! Then can I be buried in the middle?" Zhou Dongdong tried to actively participate.

"Okay, I'll pile it up for you too."

Liu Changan calmly looked at Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong who tried to bury himself and wanted to bury him too.

"Zhou Dongdong, have you finished your homework?" Liu Changan asked.

"I have homework!" Zhou Dongdong wondered.

"What do you say?"

Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, and continued to play with blocks indifferently, not understanding that Liu Changan was reminding her to do her homework.

"When will your homework be done?"

"I won't do it again."

"You can't do it, so don't do it?"

Zhou Dongdong nodded, he couldn't do it, of course he didn't do it!If you can't do it, how can you do it?Adults always ask silly questions.

"Is there any homework you can do?" Liu Changan looked at Zhou Dongdong suspiciously.

"If I can do all the homework, what am I going to do in school?" Zhou Dongdong said confidently.

"When your mother comes back, you can talk to her like this again." Liu Changan nodded and agreed with Zhou Dongdong's point of view. He would never beat Zhou Dongdong, but he liked seeing Zhou Dongdong being beaten by Zhou Shuling and crying. .

Zhou Dongdong hesitated for a while, and decided to wait for his mother to come back, and then talk to his mother about this truth. Maybe she also thinks this is the case, so she will not hit the child casually.

"I'll teach you how to do your homework." Shangguan Dandan said to Zhou Dongdong after stacking three graves.

Zhou Dongdong got up and went to get the homework.

Shangguan Dandan looked at him and looked up to find Liu Changan looking at him.

"Um...um...you teach her." Shangguan Dandan handed the homework to Liu Changan, stood up and walked towards the door step by step, "I'm sleepy, I'm going to rest."

Liu Changan shook his head, not to say that the homework in the first grade was difficult, but that Shangguan Dandan had not received modern basic education at all, and it was difficult for her to understand the modern expressions and forms of some topics.

For example, there is a problem that fills in different formulas in the carriage of the small train so that the small train can maintain its balance. This kind of problem will be difficult for Guan Dan to understand.

"I won't do my homework today. I only did my homework on the last night of the holiday." Liu Changan called out Shangguan Dandan, "Let's go out and play."