I'm really immortal

Liu Changan returned to his seat, raised his leg, and avoided Lu Yuan's seemingly careless kick on the aisle.

A toad was drawn with human ink on his desk.

Bai Hui glanced at Liu Chang'an, of course she knew that it was Lu Yuan and Qian Ning's doing, she would not care about these things, but would be happy to see Liu Chang'an's reaction.

So Bai Hui picked up the Chinese textbook, covered half of her face, raised one hand to rest on her forehead, and secretly glanced at it from an angle that Liu Changan couldn't notice.

"That toad is ugly."

Liu Changan was talking to himself, Bai Hui sneered, you know yourself.

Liu Changan put down his schoolbag, took out a pen, and drew some dishes and jars beside the toad. Bai Hui was puzzled, but at the same time had to admit that Liu Chang'an's drawing skills were really good. Small things, it is very skillful to draw lines at will and give people a good feeling of drawing.

But what is he doing?Ordinary people are insulted like this, shouldn't they be furious?Bai Hui was sure that if it was Qian Ning or Lu Yuan, they would have slapped the table and jumped up and shouted who did it!

After drawing the plates and jars, Liu Changan drew the knives and forks again, and then drew a pile of burning fires in front of the toad, above the fire was a barbecue grill, and on the barbecue grill was an unplucked swan!

It is because the feathers are not plucked that it can be seen that it is a swan. If the feathers are plucked, who knows whether the toad is roasting a chicken or a duck, or some other stupid bird?

Bai Hui pursed her lips, the more she looked at Liu Changan, the more unhappy she became, he was determined to eat swan meat, even if he thought he was a toad!

Liu Changan glanced at Bai Hui suddenly, Bai Hui quickly sat up straight, thinking that he probably didn't notice that he was peeking, and his side bangs blocked his eyes.

But Bai Hui still couldn't help taking a sneak peek, Liu Changan actually wrote the word "white" on the roasted swan.

White?White fennel or white swan?Bai Hui was not sure, and couldn't help but stare at Liu Changan's pen tip intently.

Liu Chang'an didn't write for a long time, Bai Hui couldn't help urging Liu Chang'an, but when she raised her head, she realized that he was looking at her with a half-smile, with disgusting eyes.

Bai Hui's face became hot for a while, she glanced at Liu Chang'an expressionlessly, then raised her head slightly, as if she naturally said to Lu Yuan who was also paying attention not far away: "Is the candy I gave you delicious?"

"It's delicious." Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment and said, Bai Hui has a cousin who works in Taiwan, she recently returned to Junsha, and brought Bai Hui a lot of snacks, Bai Hui also complained that her cousin treated her like a child, in fact She wants cosmetics.

Bai Hui didn't say anything more, turned around naturally, and took a look out of the corner of her eye, this damned Liu Changan was so appetizing that he wrote the word "Bai", and then unexpectedly took a copy of "White". "Haicuotu Notes" looked at it, and the page turned was the picture of "Sea Snake", which immediately made Bai Hui shiver with disgust. She has been particularly afraid of this soft, smooth, wriggling ugly thing since she was a child.

Liu Chang'an is a bastard, Bai Hui clenched her fist and slammed it on the desk. She hoped that the college entrance examination would come soon and end her days of being at the same table with Liu Chang'an as never before.

"Pit vipers can mate for six to 24 hours. People say that snakes are inherently obscene, and at the same time they think that eating snakes can prolong the time... There used to be a lot of sea snakes, but now there are fewer. Tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of sea snakes emerge from the surface of the sea to mate, twisting and wriggling, which is very spectacular, but now they are almost eaten by people who want to eat sea snakes to prolong the time..." Liu Changan said to himself very regretfully, he When reading books, I always like to understand by analogy and recommend them.

Bai Hui couldn't help but see the countless sea snakes copulating in Liu Changan's description, coupled with the greasy food in the morning, she suddenly felt sick and rushed out of the classroom.

Chapter 28 The Thing About Online Dating

The whole morning, Bai Hui didn't say a word to Liu Changan, nor did she look at him again, because she felt that Liu Changan did it on purpose, and he had already discovered that she had peeked at him, that's why she was so sick of her. Bai Fen felt a little embarrassed.

In comparison, the younger brothers Lu Yuan and Qian Ning were more obedient. When Liu Changan and An Nuan went out for dinner at noon, Bai Hui called Miao Yingying over and observed Liu Changan's painting on the desk with the two younger brothers. .

"It must be Baifen!" Chan Ning affirmed angrily.

"That's right, why is it a white swan? This obviously means that toads want to eat swan meat. Generally speaking, who would emphasize eating white swans? No matter whether a swan is black or white, it is still a swan!" Lu Yuan said. The momentum is very strong, "This is his confession, he likes Baifen."

After Lu Yuan finished speaking, Qian Ning was hit hard.

When Bai Hui heard such a statement, she was a little proud, but it was impossible to be sure because of it, so she turned her head to look at Miao Yingying.

"Don't worry about him, he's about to graduate, what are you fighting for?" Miao Yingying frowned and muttered, "I'm also unlucky, sitting with Gao Dewei, today I was doing the test paper, Gao Dewei actually raised his head to take a look , and then looked at me with unbelievable eyes, shaking his head and saying that Liu Changan is gone, and there is no one to discuss the issue."

"Why does he think someone is so stupid?" Qian Ning laughed. His grades are not bad, although he can't compare with the overlord of Huashan Lunjian like Gao Dewei.

Miao Yingying kicked Qian Ning, and Bai Hui smiled slightly, "What's wrong with you, you are so close to Lin Xinhuai, and the two of you are separated by Annuan with affection."

"I'm going to die..." Miao Yingying beat her up in shame.

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Liu Changan and An Nuan still ate at the restaurant last time, and Gao Dewei was called by Mr. Liu to open a small stove to eat big tonic soup.

"To make bird's nest, you need to soak it in Tianquan boiling water. Now it's best to use natural sparkling water, and then use silver needles to pick it up. It is paired with tender chicken soup, ham soup and mushroom soup. The bird's nest is jade-colored and not oily or greasy. I think Gao Dewei should have added more supplements to his food, and the supplements are supplements, maybe they are not so delicious." Liu Changan said to An Nuan.

"Just eat your fast food, don't worry about bird's nest." An Nuan took the beef out of the sour soup beef she ordered and gave it to Liu Chang'an. She only liked to eat the fungus, bean sprouts and shredded bamboo shoots in it. These dishes are mainly vegetarian, and there are few slices of beef. "Besides, it has been scientifically proven that the ingredients of bird's nest are just bird's saliva, some gel and protein. Eating bird's nest is one of the traditional superstitions."

"Using so-called scientific analysis to judge any controversial field is itself a kind of superstition, and superstitious science is also a superstition... Just like everyone knows that a man who indulges too much will suffer from kidney deficiency, but he just loses some protein and water, just drink a glass of soy milk It can be made up, but is it really possible?" Liu Changan shook his head.

"Keep your voice down!" An Nuan looked around, blushing, the people who eat here are mainly students from the high school, the rumors of the two have not subsided, is it still rumored that Liu Changan and An Nuan indulged in sex after being together Is it excessive?

Rumors do not need to be based on facts, it depends on how the communicator likes to arrange them.

Liu Chang'an smiled, girls are so pretty when they are shy, An Nuan is sitting by the window, a pot of bluegrass is placed on the window sill, dense like An Nuan's eyelashes, her eyes are shy, her delicate nose is straight , the bright red lips are biting a piece of glossy fungus, the neck is as elegant as a swan, the girl's newly developed figure is exquisite and graceful, especially the slender waist, which concentrates all the beautiful imaginations of men on girls, Light, vibrant and soft.

"I'm asking you, answer me honestly." An Nuan stared at Liu Chang'an seriously, but saw herself in his eyes, her tone softened a little, and her eyes flickered, "The online dating you mentioned last time, What's going on?"

"Do you know Qingwu Feiyang?"

"Ah, that's my mother's WeChat name!"

"No, your mother's WeChat name is not this...Qingwu Feiyang is the heroine of an online novel written by Cai Zhiheng in 1998. Although it is not the first online novel, because of this novel, it symbolizes the continuous development of online literature. It has grown into a new literature that is different from traditional literature. Popularity and immersion are the biggest features of Internet literature..." Liu Changan looked at An Nuan, "Online love is the theme of this novel, and light dancing is the fantasy of men at that time. It can be said that Qingwu Feiyang symbolizes men's first love online."

An Nuan sighed, why is Liu Changan so rambunctious?

"I want to try everything, but I have never tried online dating, so I feel a little regretful. In the process of chatting with your mother, I was able to experience the process and details of online dating. This is what happened..." Liu Changan Said suddenly.

"Are you crazy! That's my mother!" An Nuan resisted putting the sour soup beef on Liu Chang'an's head.

"I didn't say that your mother and I were dating online... I just learned the details of Qingwu Feiyang and ruffian Cai's online dating through the communication with your mother on the social APP. It's like you are still a pure Girl, but you have learned all the details of the intimate relationship between men and women by downloading RB action movies on the Internet." Liu Changan looked at An Nuan's stiff palm, and calmly pressed the back of her hand to prevent her from running wild Turned over bowl of beef in sour soup.

"When did I download it on the Internet!" An Nuan glared at Liu Chang'an aggressively.

"Curiosity is the nature of human beings. Humans and dolphins are the only species in the animal world that pursue pleasure in such things. It's nothing." Liu Changan grabbed An Nuan's two hands.

"You know I'm going to get angry, why do you still provoke me!" An Nuan looked at Liu Chang'an who was on guard, and said every word.

"Because you're cuter when you're angry." Liu Changan let go of An Nuan's hand, and comforted him, "Calm down...calm down, I'm not finished yet."

"Be serious!" An Nuan was shy, happy and very angry.

"During this time, you should study hard, review hard, and don't think about it all day long. Your mother and I have some mutual affection, and it's just a conversation between netizens, not what you think. What I hope most now is that the university Being able to be on the same campus as you, after all, you are so cute, white fennel just has bigger breasts, so cute is more likable." Liu Changan pointed to the bowl in front of An Nuan, "Eat more fungus, which is good for development. "

"Huh! I still like big breasts!" An Nuan's voice came out of her nose, heavy, even though Liu Chang'an hated it very much, why was her voice a little greasy and sweet, as if she was acting like a baby?

The most important thing is, if you really think that Liu Changan is in an online relationship with his mother, that would be too absurd. Liu Changan really just likes to talk nonsense with others. It just so happens that his mother has a lot of free time, so she treats him as a man of the same age ...Maybe it's similar to the kind of affection I have for Liu Chang'an among friends?

An Nuan raised her head and looked at Liu Chang'an with a guilty conscience, hoping that the friendship between the two of them would be different from that between herself and Liu Chang'an.

Chapter 29 Genetic Determination

An Nuan didn’t order rice today, and now she trains less every day. Unlike before, she would always feel hungry if she didn’t eat some rice. As a beautiful volleyball girl, maintaining weight is a must, but there is no ordinary girl who can eat without eating. Eating problems.

An Nuan drank porridge. After putting all the beef to Liu Changan, he served with fungus, shredded bamboo shoots and bean sprouts. The taste was also very good. This restaurant used to specialize in porridge. Moreover, Junsha people are not very keen on drinking porridge, so they still cook cheap dishes.

"When I saw you drinking porridge, I thought of Yunniang." Liu Changan still ate rice slowly. This person has lived for a long time, and he often does things like this, unhurriedly, "Shen Fu played at Yunniang's house." At that time, when she was hungry and couldn't find anything to eat, Yunniang quietly took Shen Fu by the sleeve, came to her room, and gave him the porridge and side dishes she had hidden, and was discovered by Yunniang's cousin Yuheng, I was laughed at: I want to drink porridge and you said there is no more, so you hid it for your husband... At that time, Yunniang and Shen Fu were not married yet."

"I won't give you porridge." An Nuan held the porridge bowl with both hands and placed it closer to her.

"When Shen came back from smallpox, Yunniang didn't marry him, and she couldn't do anything, so she ate fast and prayed for him until the night of their wedding." Liu Changan shook his head lightly and sighed, "For men, the ancient Women are more caring and cute."

"I'm sorry, it's not a feudal society now. Don't expect us women to just stay at home and be around your men." An Nuan said gloatingly. She knew that Liu Chang'an's thoughts hadn't kept up with the times at all. "Six Chapters of a Floating Life" was written by Shen Fu. Of course he would beautify himself, but Yun Niang is not worth it. Men in ancient times were hypocritical. Those so-called talents, such as Su Shi, Ouyang Xiu, Yuan Zhen, and Fan Zhongyan."

"You scolded them because they had to memorize too many poems and essays." Liu Changan laughed, "Fan Zhongyan is actually quite enviable. When he met Zhen Jinlian, she was only eleven or twelve years old. When Zhen Jinlian grew up, he married this official prostitute back home. She still guarded herself like a jade. "

"You mean that men in ancient times paid more attention to love and righteousness? No celebrity or rich man would dare to marry a prostitute as a wife in an open and honest manner. How dare men in ancient times?"

"Your interpretation is a bit crooked. How come no one dares to do it now?" Liu Changan shook his head. Zhen Jinlian just made a living out of sensuality. Now there are many women like this, and their social status is still quite high. If Fan Zhongyan marries again Going home, there is no surprise of seeing a hit in the bridal chamber.

"And why do you envy Fan Zhongyan? When did you become a lolicon? Don't you like mature women?" An Nuan glanced at Liu Changan's mobile phone on the dining table. Her mother's mobile phone had a fingerprint lock, and An Nuan She found an excuse to use her mobile phone, secretly checked her WeChat, but did not find Liu Changan, even if Liu Changan explained, An Nuan was still curious.

It is a woman's nature to love to peek at chat records.

"I like good-looking ones, no matter if they are mature or young." Liu Changan put the phone back in his pocket.

"Bah, smelly shameless. Even good-looking people don't like you."

"It's fine if I like it, and I didn't say that people have to like me."

"Hurry up and eat, you'll be late later."

After eating, the two leaned against the school wall and drank orange juice. The sun was hot, and there were many disturbances, chatting with each other.

An Nuan finished the drink first, biting her own straw, and looked at Liu Chang'an who seemed to be enjoying life while drinking orange juice in a leisurely manner.

Liu Chang'an stretched out the bottle, An Nuan bit her own straw and put it into Liu Chang'an's bottle, her eyes rolled around, and quickly sucked up Liu Chang'an's remaining orange juice in one go.

"Your lung capacity is so great, I can't tell!" Liu Changan laughed in surprise.

"Don't think it's just your white fennel with well-developed chest muscles." An Nuan's cheeks twitched, she breathed smoothly, and snorted dismissively, "I'm waiting for you to finish drinking slowly in order not to be late. It's all time for school."

After finishing speaking, An Nuan slapped him on the shoulder again, and even mocked that her breasts were not as good as Bai Hui's!

Back in the classroom, Huang Shan led a reporter-like person over, and there were two attendants beside him, and said to An Nuan, "This is a reporter from the "Middle School Students" magazine. I want to interview you."

Huang Shan didn't say that An Nuan and Liu Chang'an ignored his admonitions, and they were always in pairs.

An Nuan nodded, she was already familiar with such scenes, "Okay, it's just that class is about to start."

"It won't waste a lot of your time." The reporter smiled.

An Nuan blinked at Liu Chang'an, pointed to Bai Hui who was looking this way in the classroom, and followed Huang Shan to the class teacher's office.

Bai Hui is the kind of girl who can put her chest on the table. The biggest trouble for this kind of girl is that they can't put books in front of the desk, which will make the desk narrow, and they have to put the books or papers on the table. Stretch to the front as far as possible, otherwise something will block the line of sight when you lower your head, and you will not be able to see part of the written work or exercises.

Ordinary girls or men can't understand this kind of distress. Liu Changan looked down at the delicate collarbone of white fennel. From the perspective of genetics and reproduction, genes will irresistibly make men chase after such girls more. desire.

Because the genes will make males prefer females who are suitable for reproduction and nurturing offspring, so that they will have a more stable and safe chance of passing on.

Liu Chang'an has been wondering about a question. Modern research has shown that in order to increase mutations and generate more evolutionary opportunities, genes limit human lifespans to not be too long, thereby driving more reproduction to obtain mutation opportunities. Then why should one's own genes When you don't limit your own life time, will you still have aesthetic needs from the perspective of genetics and reproduction?

In short, Liu Changan really likes plump girls driven by his physical needs.

Maybe there are some problems with the relevant explanations of modern science, Liu Changan thought so. In any era, he has reservations about various mainstream thoughts. Anyway, time will help him filter out theories that are closer to the truth.

Since the birth of genetic theory, what can be explained, or the explanations made, have not satisfied Liu Changan, because he himself is a living proof.

"What are you looking at!" Bai Hui clutched her chest, her cheeks were flushed, and she glared at Liu Chang'an.

Qian Ning and Lu Yuan both ran over and asked what was going on?

Bai Hui was embarrassed to say, but still clutched her collar.

Seeing Bai Hui's movements and expressions, Lu Yuan understood it first, and was furious, raised his fist and threw it at Liu Chang'an.

Qian Ning was a little slower, but not to be outdone, he also punched.

Liu Changan avoided it, stretched out his hand, pulled and pushed, and the fists of the two touched together, which made both of them want to cry out in pain.

"You guys are overthinking. I just glanced at Bai Hui's collarbone, and then I was lost in thought." Liu Chang'an said with a smile, "What are you thinking about?"

"Why do you want to see Bai Hui's collarbone?" Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and said unwillingly.

"Then do you want to stop me from breathing? Don't you know? Bai Hui sometimes reads, and I can smell the smell in my mouth." Liu Changan said regretfully, "Unfortunately, it is impossible for me to consciously stop breathing. You Imagine, the girl you like sits with me every day, and the smell of her breath blends with mine, isn't it more painful and unacceptable?"

"What's the smell in my mouth?" Bai Hui was short of breath, but she didn't dare to pant loudly. Of course, the girl couldn't accept this kind of statement. Saying that there was a smell in her mouth and a smell on her body was worse than saying that she Ugly and embarrassed and angry.

"Scent."

Bai Hui opened her mouth, her cheeks were still red, she didn't know what to say, she turned her head and opened a book casually.

Lu Yuan and Qian Ning felt that what Liu Changan said was nothing to worry about, only neuropaths cared about such things, and at the same time felt uncomfortable, when the class bell rang, they had to sit back in their seats.

Liu Changan laughed twice, the little boy is really easy to be teased.

"Liu Chang'an, you hate me so much, how can An Nuan bear you?" Bai Hui wrote a line on the notebook and pushed the notebook over.

"Because we are all people you hate, birds of a feather flock together," Liu Changan wrote.

Fortunately, the college entrance examination is coming soon, Bai Hui took a deep breath.

Bai Hui tore off the paper and tore it into pieces. Girls like others to say that they are sweet. Bai Hui no longer wants to fight with Liu Chang'an any longer. After all, he is the boy An Nuan likes. If she has a good relationship with him, An Nuan will definitely He would be upset, but Liu Chang'an seemed to be tied to An Nuan with all his heart, and he didn't accept the olive branch that Bai Hui handed over at all.

Chapter 30 Whitefish in May

An Nuan's interview ended soon. In the past, the magazine's interviews with students were all recommended by education departments and key schools in various places. But today is different. With the development of Internet media, even many central government magazines have put down their arrogance. Others Naturally, traditional media should also take the initiative to find more focus points to enrich the content.

An Nuan enthusiastically expressed that there is a boy in his class who is very good at playing volleyball, but the other party is obviously not interested in interviewing one more person. After all, not everyone has as many social media fans as An Nuan, who has the gimmick of a beautiful volleyball girl , and excellent in character and learning.

After school, An Nuan went to play volleyball. The reporter of the magazine hadn't left yet, and wanted to take some photos and videos of An Nuan's training. Liu Changan put his schoolbag in the school and walked back by himself.

"Cauliflower perch in the first month, saury in February, mandarin fish in March, shad in April, white fish in May..." When he came to the riverside, Liu Changan looked at the river and felt that he hadn't eaten fish for a long time. Eating in the cafeteria and nearby small restaurants is just to satisfy the feeling of fullness in the stomach, and the dishes I cook are for the sake of food.

So Liu Changan put the mobile phone into a plastic bag, wrapped it layer by layer, put it in a zippered trouser pocket, and jumped off the bridge.

With the wind blowing against his face, Liu Changan closed his eyes, ready to face the blow of the water.