I don't want to be king

There was absolutely no room for bargaining, and the head that had been habitually smashed to the ground stopped abruptly in mid-air, abruptly stopping the fall.

Trembling all over.

After working hard for a while, I slowly and boldly raised my head to look at Master.

His face was still the same, as frosty as ever.

However, something seemed to have changed in the dark, but he just couldn't tell.

"You are such a courageous dog..."

"I know I was wrong,"

Choking with sobs, Xiao Xizi said, "Master please punish me!"

He is a eunuch, he has been in the deep palace since he was a child, and he lives carefully. What bad thoughts can he have?

He just wants to get ahead, what's wrong with that!

However, he didn't dare to talk back to Master!

Everything Master said must be correct.

When Master says he is wrong, stand at attention and be beaten!

"Humph……"

"Master,"

This cold snort made Xiao Xizi ecstatic, the expression of Master's anger on his face meant that Master was willing to vent his anger, and he could still be saved, "It would be great if your old man came back to take charge of the overall situation, my disciple is ignorant, Willing to serve at Master's side."

"My lord is kind, I didn't punish you,"

Hong Ying said slowly, "You continue to take care of the errands in the palace, and our family can't do it for you and punish you."

He can take care of things in the palace, but he shouldn't take care of them. He can't stretch his hands too far, at least not for people in the palace to see.

He is just the eunuch next to the prince and the manager of the prince's mansion. If he can figure out the affairs in the mansion, it is considered his duty.

"Thank you, Master."

Xiao Xizi faintly felt that something was wrong.

When did his master become so talkative?

Sure enough, he heard his master continue, "But, you are our family's apprentice, so you have to follow this rule as a teacher..."

"what……"

Before Xiao Xizi could react, her body was wrapped in a burst of energy, and she slammed straight towards the pillar.

The screams echoed in the palace.

Startle the birds such as the wax-billed finch and thrush hidden in the imperial garden.

Before noon, news that Eunuch Xi was in poor health began to spread among the ruling and opposition parties.

Lin Yi lay on the kang, looking at Xiao Xizi with a bruised nose and swollen face, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Unlucky boy, be honest now."

"My lord..."

Xiao Xizi stopped her tears and said, "If you don't fight, you won't succeed. Master is doing it for the little one."

He is rank nine!

A little flesh injury is nothing at all!

However, it was his master who hit him!

Grandmaster Hong Ying!

When beating him, although he didn't use all his strength and had reservations, but when he was beating someone, he couldn't help but be a little angry!

He is now suffering from internal injuries!

Moreover, the true qi exerted by his master was so weird that he couldn't even use internal energy to heal his wounds.

He tried many times back and forth and couldn't do it, so he just gave up.

It is hopeless for the master to heal his wounds, so he can only go back and beg a monk or a blind man.

"It's really for your own good,"

Lin Yi looked at the expressionless Hong Ying again, and said with a smile, "No one owes you money, why are you so stern, you finally came back, you should be happier."

"My lord..."

After Hong Ying knelt down, tears burst into tears, "I miss you so much!"

Xiao Xizi was dumbfounded.

In the first second, he still looked like a stranger, but in the next second, how can he cry?

You are worthy of being your own master!

It really is an acting school!

"okay,"

Lin Yi looked at Hong Ying, who was tearful and panicked, and felt something in his heart, "It's good to be back, it's good to be back, and you are not allowed to run around without my king's order."

Hong Ying missed him, why didn't he miss Hong Ying?

After all, after serving him for so many years, he has long been used to it!

Suddenly gone, really uncomfortable!

"My lord,"

Hong wiped away his tears with his sleeve, "When I was young, I always thought about it, I thought about it every day, and now I finally see you, I feel like I'm dreaming."

"It's not a dream, since you're back, this king will clean up the dust for you,"

Lin Yi stood up, helped him up himself, and then shouted, "Order the kitchen, Su Yin must show his full strength today and prepare sixteen dishes. If Xiao Yingzi is not satisfied today, it will not be considered finished."

"Yes."

After Jiao Zhong finished speaking loudly, he ran to the dining room to deliver the order himself.

"Thank you, my lord, for your kindness,"

Hong Ying didn't need the prince to pull him, so he got up gently, and said with a smile, "My lord, the little one is not here these days, you have lost weight."

"Are you skinny?

I always feel that I am fat, and I have been losing weight recently,"

Lin Yi said happily, "Is it effective at this stage?"

As he grew older, he was deeply afraid of the three highs.

These are not serious diseases, but they are all diseases that will kill people.

So now I am very particular about what I eat, especially coarse grains like sweet potatoes.

"My lord's destiny belongs, that's natural."

Hong Ying agreed.

Xiao Xizi blushed when she heard this.

In terms of shamelessness, I am really far behind!

He must learn more from his master!

He and the prince are so fat that they can hardly find their eyes. The little princess cried as soon as he was hugged by the prince.

shocked?

Many people guessed this way, but no one dared to say it.

"oops,"

Lin Yi patted his belly in satisfaction, "I'm also controlling my alcohol intake now, I'm happy with a little wine, I can't drink too much, the uric acid is too high, it's easy to get gout."

Thinking about it this way, sitting in a wheelchair in the previous life is not without benefits. I have no feeling in my feet and there is no risk of gout.

The pain level of gout is very high, it is said that it is similar to giving birth.

He doesn't want to enjoy such treatment.

Moreover, this kind of illness would be considered "terminally ill" in the previous life, let alone now.

It's better to be a little restrained in drinking and eating meat. You can't torture yourself to death just to satisfy your appetite.

Chapter 486 Business trip at public expense

So after giving up on being a flying warrior, he chose to become a little health expert.

He certainly doesn't know such advanced things as "the unity of man and nature" and "the Tao follows nature", but he is not good at "unity of yin and yang", "interaction of yin and yang", "moving the qi and nourishing the body". self-taught!

"Heaven and earth combine to create everything, and yin and yang connect to change,"

Lin Yi shook his head and said, "Yin and Yang are not sealed by everything."

"What the prince teaches is that those who are yin and yang are those with great energy, and the vegetation and trees are both yin and yang. If there is one missing, it will not be beautiful."

Hong Ying felt emotional, if he hadn't been enlightened by the prince, how could he have achieved great success in this life!

I realized that fish are thrown into water, and meme birds are in cages.

There are many twists and turns, and the small method of the sect has missed many people!

Until now, he didn't understand what Wen Zhaoyi said, "When the world understands this way, it will immediately return to childlike appearance".

Seeing that Hong Ying seemed to be emotional, Lin Yi thought that he was speaking out loud and talked about the pain of the other party.

After all, Xiao Yingzi is a eunuch, no matter how hard he tries, there is no condition for the unity of yin and yang!

Thinking of this, I felt guilty, so I immediately changed my words, "It's great to lift up the world and grasp the yin and yang, but the most important thing is to be independent and guard the gods.

Annoyance can be a worm, essence can be a person, and righteousness can be cultivated, so that one can be mighty and unyielding, rich and noble cannot be lewd, poor and humble cannot be moved, and become a real man. "

In fact, it is also true, too much is too much.

If he died under Zixia or Mingyue's crotch, wouldn't he die unjustly?

With money in the bag, millet in the warehouse, and poetry and books in the stomach, it is enough to be a mountain god.

No disease in body, no worries in heart, no creditors at home, it can be called a happy life in the world.

Can't go too far.

"The little one follows the teachings of the prince."

Hong Ying was moved, their lords were giving him hints all the time!

Hope he can go to the next level!

If he doesn't work harder, he will really disappoint the prince's expectations.

Lin Yi smiled, looked at the miserable Xiao Xizi again and said, "Get up, don't pretend to be pitiful."

"Thank you, Lord!"

Xiao Xizi kowtowed loudly.

He didn't dare to show the slightest hesitation.

The sky is big and the earth is big, and the prince is the biggest, so there is no need to ask his master's opinion.

If he looked forward and backward, and considered his master's thoughts, that would be the worst!

Even if the sky falls, you can't go against the order of the prince!

"You boy,"

Lin Yi sat down again with Hong Ying's support, then took Hong Ying's teacup, and said with a smile, "It's true that if you don't play, you won't have a long memory. From now on, you should be smarter when you do things."

"The little one doesn't dare anymore."

Xiao Xizi felt bitter.

Was it because he did something wrong that Hong Ying beat him up?

He is Hong Ying's apprentice, and he knows his master's temperament very well.