My goddess professor is so beautiful

Zhang Yu smiled slightly:

"Brother Le, would you mind showing me the chat history?"

Qin Xiaole didn't hesitate, and handed over the phone without saying a word.

A few seconds later, Zhang Yu finished reading, returned the phone to Qin Xiaole, and said with a smile:

"This senior is not simple, it's interesting."

"How, how should I reply?"

Zhang Yu thought for a while, tapped his fingers lightly on the table, and suddenly, an idea came to his mind:

"There you go, just say:

The food stalls we eat at night in our dormitory drink beer, which is very oily and easy to gain weight. You are not thin, so you should eat less oily things! "

When Qin Xiaole heard this, his eyes lit up.

He has also been in the bar for many years. When Zhang Yu mentioned this, he immediately understood.

This trick is called straightness to overcome strength!

Since Li Ying wanted to come, Qin Xiaole dissuaded him with such a straight tone.

First, it made Li Ying angry and unhappy, so she didn't come, and her affection for Qin Xiaole declined.

Secondly, it is also to create an image of a straight man for the other party.

After all, high-ranking players like Li Ying are mostly not interested in straight men.

"High, it is high!"

Qin Xiaole smiled and gave Zhang Yu a thumbs up.

I have to say that Zhang Yu still has something.

According to Zhang Yu's words, he sent Li Ying this message.

In the dormitory, Li Ying heard the voice from the mobile phone, and hastily turned on the Penguin.

But when she saw Qin Xiaole's reply, she almost died of anger.

What do you mean you are not thin! ?

Could it be that I am fat? ?

Girls always pay extra attention to their appearance, especially girls who are good-looking, they pay more attention to it.

No girl wants you to say that they are not good-looking, or that they are fat.

however!

That's how Qin Xiaole replied.

"Hmph, that's all, because of your looks, I'll let you off this time."

If it wasn't for his handsome looks, Li Ying would have wanted to chop him with a knife!

However, thinking about Qin Xiaole's appearance, she still held back.

It's not that girls are good-looking dogs, but that almost the vast majority of people in this world are more or less good-looking at heart.

Those who are good-looking people generally earn higher wages than those who are average-looking.

This is a common phenomenon!

Li Ying took a few deep breaths, tried to calm himself down, looked at his phone, and replied with one word:

"Oh!"

When a girl replies with an oh word, it can basically be concluded that they must be in a bad mood at the moment.

However, when Qin Xiaole saw the word "Oh" in Li Ying's reply, he was immediately happy.

He picked up the wine glass and said with a smile:

"Old Zhang, awesome!"

After speaking, he drank it all in one gulp.

Zhang Yu also smiled, and he also took a gulp of wine when he picked up a glass of wine.

"Brother Le, it's a trivial matter, we will be brothers from now on."

Roommates who have been in college for four years live together every night and spend the most time together.

Such a relationship must be much closer than that of ordinary people.

However, whether the relationship between universities can become brothers in the end depends on everyone's personality.

Looking at it now, Qin Xiaole feels that her three roommates are not bad, each has its own characteristics, but they are also very righteous.

interesting! !

Qin Xiaole was drinking happily, but after Li Ying replied to Qin Xiaole's message, she threw her phone on the bed in frustration, and began to fall into appearance anxiety.

She looked at her roommate and said earnestly:

"Xiaoyu, do you think I'm fat?"

"Ah?" The girl named Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, she never expected that Li Ying would ask such a question.

She immediately shook her head and said:

"How is it possible, if you are fat, no one will dare to say that you are thin!"

Chapter 5 Run!

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It's past eleven o'clock in the evening!

Several people can drink well, but it is the first time to fight for wine, so it is inevitable that they have not grasped it.

All of them drank so badly, they all drank too much, and they all spoke a little awkwardly, with big tongues.

"Le...Brother Le, no, I can't do it anymore, I'm a little sleepy, I need to go to bed."

Alcohol is such a thing, if you drink too much, you will easily get dizzy and dizzy.

Although the beer content was low, the four of them drank a lot, which caused everyone to be in a mess after a meal.

Qin Xiaole shook his head, his head was a little dizzy, he coughed twice:

"I...I'll go to checkout, wait a minute."

As he said that, he got up and walked to pay the bill. Although his brain was still awake to a certain extent, his walking was no longer so smooth, and he wobbled.

In his current state, he could find himself shaking when walking, but he just couldn't help it.

After finally finishing the payment, the four of them walked towards the school with their arms.

Four drunks, walking and bragging loudly.

Once a person drinks too much, it is easy to talk. I don’t know what they are talking about. Anyway, the voice should be louder, the louder the better!

Fortunately, it is night and there are not many people, otherwise I am afraid that it will be posted on the Internet and cause social death.

"Le...Brother Le, you can drink really well. I have never admired a few people in my life. The first time I saw you, I was convinced!"

Zhang Yu flashed his big tongue, and kept gliding his fingers in the air, and said so drunk that he couldn't do it.

"That's right, Brother Le's looks are like dragons and phoenixes among people."

"That's right, if I were a girl, I'd love it too."

"What's wrong, you can't love because you are a man?"

"Love love love, I love it even if I'm a man."

"........."

Qin Xiaole hiccupped and shook his head.

They just walked to the east gate of the school and were about to go in when they were stopped by security guards.

"What are you guys doing?"

What?

Tang Meng blushed, stepped forward drunkenly, and put his arm around Uncle Security's shoulder.

"Uncle, I...we are first-year students at the University of Tokyo. We just entered school today. We...we are all on our own."

student?

own people?

Look at these four drunks.

This girl is a student? ?

Who the hell is your own person!

Uncle Security frowned and said:

"What about the student card, you won't be allowed in without a student card!"

Card?

"Quick... find the card quickly."

"Who is a decent person without a card?"

"That's it!"

The four drunkenly fumbled for the card.

The student card was issued when they first entered school today.

Zhang Yu hiccupped and said in a bewildered expression:

"I...my card seems to be in the dormitory, no...it's okay, you wait for me, I'll go in and get it first."

Uncle Security: "????"

I just let you get a card to get in.

You have to go in first to get the card?

Drink too much!

"Damn, I seem to have forgotten my card in the dormitory."

"I...me too..."

None of the four of them had their cards with them when they went out.

Because they didn't even think that they had to look at their student cards to get in and out.

Of course, normally, Uncle Security wouldn't watch it.

After all, it is a university, and the management is not so wide.

However, they are a group of drunkards, they must not be easily let in, otherwise what will happen if there is trouble!

The security uncle couldn't bear this responsibility.

Therefore, they will not be allowed in without a card.

Qin Xiaole also drank too much, patted Uncle Security on the shoulder and said:

"Uncle, you... listen to my advice, let us in, we just go in and sleep."

"That's right, Uncle, you can't grasp it."

"I...we are really students, we really didn't drink too much."

"…………"

Good guy, haven't you had too much?

Everyone's face was red and they couldn't speak fluently.

Uncle Security: "No, no entry without card."