Inheriting the fairy gate at the beginning, all the juniors and sisters are the female emperor

The oiran ladies looked at each other, then Yijun said boldly:

"There are a lot of people in the room, and it's hotter now, so whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing? What's the intention of President Wei?"

Yuchi: "..."

Nosebleed came out.

Wiping his nosebleed, when everyone was sweating, he nodded solemnly:

"Yes, but as I said in advance, my card skills are very powerful, and we must be willing to bet and admit defeat, otherwise if anyone loses and plays around here, it will insult the dignity of the entire mahjong game !" Yuchi said it in a serious way.

Just kidding, when I played stickers with other children in the village in my previous life, I just won all the stickers of the children.

Then let these children cry and blow their noses, and then go back to find their mother.

So can we deal with you women who just learned how to play mahjong?

How can it be?

An hour later, Yuchi stood in the eyes of all the women wearing a pair of underpants, hot tears appeared in his eyes.

"Why are these women so smart!"

"I'm a good boy, isn't this too barbaric?!"

"Has this kind of comprehension already reached this level? This kind of IQ is already over 380?!"

It's really an exaggeration. He just handed over some rules of mahjong to these women in front of him, but they can learn directly in this short period of time, and they can also master all kinds of mahjong skills!It's simply barbaric!

Then Yuchi was tortured by blood.

He knew that he didn't have to teach anything anymore, they had already graduated from the teacher, and they directly graduated from the teacher in just one hour.

And when the women looked at Wei Laoshi's strong body, many little stars appeared in their eyes, and then Zong Qian blushed, just took a coat and put it on him.

"Senior brother, let's go, you are not suitable for this kind of thing."

"But don't worry, I know what you mean. I will let them promote this game. From now on, this will be a unique game belonging to Jiangnan."

"Then."

"Keep your head up, or tears will fall."

Yuchi: "..."

He left without tears.

Seeing the man next to him eating turtles, Zong Qianqun was very happy, and said with a smile:

"Brother Sect Leader, you can play this game with me after we go back. My card skills must be very poor. I will lose to you. At that time, I'd like to ask Senior Sect Leader to give me one last thing from your side." Thin clothes, as the last dignity."

Yuchi: "..."

Feeling the tenderness and beauty of the woman next to him, many smiles finally appeared on his face: "Don't wait until we go back, let's go now, let's go directly to open a room to learn about card skills."

Zong Qianqun: "..."

……

In Wei's mansion, Yuchi looked at the shy man in front of him.

"Brother, what are you still shy about here?"

"Didn't we agree before? After the oiran comes, we will go to the oiran to drink tea together."

That's right, I was planning to take my elder brother to see Hua Kui Niang for tea while my elder brother was resting, but as a result, my elder brother's scholarly temperament came up again, and it was up to him to live or die Forget it, wait until you have a chance to go there later.

There is no way, this kind of thing cannot be ordered as takeaway.

So he thought about it for a while, and then said to his blushing elder brother with a thick neck: "Brother, otherwise you should accompany me to go, I am mainly shy, I want to go, so I dragged you there, but it doesn't mean that you insulted your literati temperament, when the time comes, you can go with me, and you can just sit in the hall and drink tea? I'll be there soon."

Yuchi directly said what he said very quickly, just to let his elder brother visit this kind of oiran shop for the first time.

The main reason is that his elder brother has been single for so many years, and with the matter of Miss Xiangxiang before, he hasn't talked to a serious woman for a long time.

But this time all the oirans came, so many oirans came all at once, and this kind of oiran also belonged to the kind of showmanship without selling themselves, so if my eldest brother can reach a better relationship with a certain oiran, in the end It would be very reassuring if he could marry an oiran home.

Wei Zhe looked very helpless:

"There's really nothing you can do about it, you're such a big boss, don't you even dare to do this kind of thing?"

"Oh, then I can only be forced to go find the oiran with you."

"But we have agreed in advance, I'm just drinking tea down there, you should go faster and don't procrastinate."

Still putting on this outfit... Many humorous smiles appeared on Yuchi's face:

"Hey, since this is the case, let's go quickly. We just have time now. Don't wait until the night is full and overcrowded. It's not good."

Then there is no more.

late at night.

Yuchi saw that the time was almost up, and he was taking his elder brother to leave Wutao Pavilion, but this old guy, an innocent scholar, was unwilling to leave Wutao Pavilion anyway.

Said that he could go to the chamber of commerce a little later tomorrow, which was agreed with others in advance.

It is an extra hour of rest on my side, so it would be better to use this time directly in Wutao Pavilion.

"You have so many wives, but I don't have any. I stay and find one for myself. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"You are still dragging me away, obviously you were the one who lured me to this place, and now after you lulled me in, you want me to break this kind of thing, how could it be broken?"

"I'm just a very normal and ordinary man. I see so many beautiful little sisters. How can I make them feel lonely?"

"So you go first."

"Leave it to me here. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with me, it's just a simple talk."

"So what are you still doing here? I can take care of myself, don't worry."

Yuchi: "..."

Looking at the man with snot and tears in front of him, Yuchi knew that he would really have an extra sister-in-law of an oiran lady in the future.

If you are cruel, then I will leave.

Yuchi smiled and left.

……

someday.

This year is April 991, 4 in the calendar year of Kyushu:

I, Wei Chi, are about to start writing a diary. Although I always feel that diaries are not something normal people would write. You have to know who would write what is in your heart directly in the diary, but for the sake of Yinshuang, I still want to write down the diary directly. Otherwise, if you just jump to the plot, Yin Shuang will say that my side has started to mess around.

February 4:

I didn't do anything today, just wandered around in Jiangnan, talked to Yuan'er, I have to say that Yuan'er's figure is really very good, even though she hasn't practiced much before, but she is in the In my impression, this is already a perfect figure that a woman can achieve.

February 4:

It was snowing today, but it didn't snow for long, and I had nothing to do, so I taught Xiao Ximo to learn the quadratic equation in one yuan, but she didn't understand it, and she cried over there, I I think she is very cute, hahahaha.

February 4:

The snow on the ground has all melted today, and the weather today is also very good, but the form of this diary always feels a little weird, and there is something wrong, and then I was invited by the oiran ladies today. I went to play a game of mahjong with them again, and then there was nothing. After that, it seems that I still need to wear a few more pairs of shorts in the future.

February 4:

Today Jiunuan said that she had a stomachache, and when I went to see her, she was lying on the couch with a fever, probably because of the bad weather recently, but the problem is not serious, after taking the elixir, The bones of this body have recovered.

February 4:

Only the underpants are left when you lose at cards.

February 4:

pants.

February 4:

I can't do it, I can't run over to play cards with oiran ladies every day, my behavior is definitely not to be advocated, in the future I really want to be filmed in cartoons or TV dramas or something. Gathering to play cards with these little girls every day, I am not a model worker in Kyushu at all.

February 4:

play cards.

February 4:

I thought of the old stalk of Hu Shi playing cards. Why do I feel that I have gone further and further on this old stalk? Is history such a thing that is constantly reincarnated and repeated?No, this kind of thing is not allowed. Although I don't need to practice much now, I can't often play cards, it's not okay.

February 4:

play cards.

February 5:

play cards.

February 5:

No, this kind of thing can't continue to happen. I absolutely can't go to play cards with these little girls anymore. The key is that I lose every time. This kind of thing is like poison. Is it a system that loses?The point is that we didn't gamble or gamble, it's just some common form of entertainment, why do we always lose every time we gamble, and every time there is only one underpants left?I still don't believe it.

February 5:

Ha ha.

February 5:

You tmd.

February 5:

I finally didn’t go to play cards today. After thinking about it, I have already spent a lot of time waiting for Tiangongfang to come to Jiangnan, but today I went fishing. Fishing is better than playing cards, right? There is no obsession with planting things, I still can't understand why there are so many fishermen in the previous life, they were killed by fishing, but it was just fishing. Is there anything interesting about this?

February 5:

Fishing is really exciting.

February 5:

fishing.

February 5:

Today I caught a fish weighing 12 catties. I don’t know what species it is. Although it is not very strong, it rolls in the water like a beast. No wonder these fishermen are so interested. It turned out that this feeling was really exciting, and I began to regret it.

February 5:

Fishing, and the original fishing rod is no longer enough for me. I spent money to find a blacksmith to customize a fishing rod made of pure metal for me. The blacksmith said that this fishing rod can catch the Dragon King directly. I didn't catch anything today, and I always feel a little annoyed.

February 5:

Fishing, and then left today empty-handed, but I still understand the reason why thieves don't leave empty-handed. Although I didn't catch any fish, I also drank a sip of the river water. The river water was a bit fishy, ​​but I was satisfied.

February 5:

Today I saw the river, and there was a corpse floating on it. I asked the fishing friends next to me and said that this is a local custom. They said that people are sometimes buried in water after they die, and I vomited.

February 5:

I went back to Dengxianmen to have a look, and then danced the plot with Zong Qianqian and Li Changyi. I was a little shy, but it was not a big problem.I also have no evil thoughts in my heart, the main purpose is to help my disciples to cultivate immortals. As the head of the sect, this is what I should do.

February 5:

fishing.

February 5:

Looking at my cultivation base today, my cultivation base has somehow reached the twelfth level, that is, I am only one level away from breaking through, and this speed is quite fast.Then I caught another big fish today. This big fish broke my previous record. It weighed more than 30 kilograms, and the whole river was muddied.

February 5:

Fishing caught a skull.

February 5:

MD, the people in the blacksmith shop lied to me about this thing, let alone the Dragon King, I actually exploded today!

February 5:

I didn't go fishing today, why?Because a large number of people from Tiangongfang have already come, there are really a lot of people.The people in the south of the Yangtze River also lined the road to welcome them. Some of the feelings in Tiangongfang were not easy to hold, and this was actually crying.

February 5: