"Of course, our respected Imperial Commander must be thinking about the safety of the sect's disciples, so this thousand taels of silver seems to be a lot, but if you don't want the sect in the future, then you can come back to the government to refund the money. If you don't Any violation of the regulations, the thousand taels of silver can be returned."
This step is to make others let down their guard.
As for whether he was telling the truth?That must be true.
As long as Yuchi prepares the materials, then he can really help for free, but can Yuchi really prepare the materials?Can he alone prepare the material without outside help?Hehehe, I want to fart.
Secondly, after the sect is established, you can recruit disciples of the sect.There is nothing wrong with this, but in fact, you are a poor and white sect, how can you earn people?How to get money from these sect disciples?You must know that when the sect was first established, they all paid money to enter it, and they all did business at a loss, and only after they became powerful did they start cutting leeks.So as soon as the sect opened, someone came to give money?Hehehe, I want to fart.
In the end, if Yuchi did not become the head of the sect, he could theoretically get his money back, as long as he came to the Imperial Order Department and ensured that the sect did not violate the rules.But how do you ensure that your sect has no violations? Do you know what violations are called?You may think that some things are very normal, but the rules are not so reasonable. Once many small rules are violated, do you want to get your money back?Hehehe, I want to fart.
And does Yuchi not understand?
This kind of routine is left over from some old thieves in the previous life. The first point is to deliberately make things difficult.The second point is to draw a big pie, talking about opening a store to make money, and various speeds of return.The third point is even simpler, which means that the final interpretation rests with the merchant itself.The three knives were stabbed directly, and the children who had just graduated were confused on the spot.
"I've lived my whole life, please respect me a little bit, thank you."
"The pits I walked through and the tears I shed were all bloody."
Yuchi thought helplessly in his heart.
Of course, surface work is still necessary, he tried to ask: "Then what materials do I need to prepare?"
What materials are you preparing?The middle-aged man frowned and thought about it carefully, then he took out a stack of thick paper from behind the counter, and compared the paper, he said slowly:
"First of all, you have to prove that you are yourself. You have to ask your local yamen to issue a certificate to prove that you are a basic citizen without any violations."
"Secondly, you must have the title deed of the mansion, and at the same time bring a transfer copy of the painting book of the title deed, and at the same time prove that you will not run away directly because of some troublesome things, so that the disciples will be displaced."
"In the end, you have to write a letter to prove that you are qualified to be the head."
Throw it out at three o'clock.
Yuchi was startled: Are they all subjective questions from Te Niang? !Haven't got an answer yet?Damn, it's even more vicious than what I've encountered before!
This is not over yet.
The middle-aged man also detailed everything he had to do. He continued talking for half an hour, which was simply astonishing. After all, Yuchi was someone who had seen the world, and it was the first time he was frightened by something like this. .
It was really intimidating.
Feelings mean that if you are a normal person, you can't handle this kind of thing?Yuchi accepted it, which showed his harmless side to humans and animals. When the other party drank tea quietly, he whispered: "I don't know what to do, I don't know if senior can help me...I...I I can give you gold and silver!"
Hahaha, is this young man still spiritual?The middle-aged man was instantly happy, and he closed the books with a smile, but put away the bright smile on his face, pretending that I was serious, and said to Yuchi: "Little brother, what do you say? We just met each other, and the two of us hit it off right away, talking about money hurts our relationship."
"To be honest, I want to help you very much. I don't even want your gold and silver. I already have a lot of gold and silver. Do I still care about these? I don't like gold and silver at all. I like gold and silver the most. , The time I miss the most is when I was a painter, you should see my personality, not my gold and silver."
Yuchi added in his mind: Otherwise you will be envious.
"Secondly, let this matter be on my shoulders. Since the two of us are destined, if you want my help, you have to trust me. Then I can't let you rest assured, so you only need to provide me with the basics. The materials are fine, and I will take care of the rest for you, and I will definitely be able to run the whole process for you as quickly as possible!"
"at last!"
There was a lot of helplessness in the eyes of the middle-aged man, he lowered his head and sighed, and when Yuchi secretly called out "here we are", he finally said: "I really want to deal with this kind of thing in the end. , may still require some additional fees, of course this additional fee is not for me, it is useless for me to ask for money, I already have such a mansion in Jiangzhou City, look at me, I will not lie to you, I You can run away from a monk, but you can’t run away from a temple.”
"The extra gold and silver are paid off a little bit. I believe you understand what I mean. You have to know that after the whole process, all the government personnel are one by one. How many mouths will you encounter? One by one. ring, in the end all of them are added up, and this may not be a small amount compared to gold and silver!"
Speaking of this, the man took a sip of his boring tea, and the woman who was watching secretly not far away immediately understood, and came to his side in cooperation, patted his shoulder, and said distressedly:
"Forget it, let's not do this kind of thing, it's too troublesome, too difficult, we are really thankless, and this kind of thing is also against the regulations, if you are caught, how will our family live Ah, chirp chirp chirp!"
Still crying?Everyone in Yuchi was dumbfounded.
The man pressed the woman's palm and said righteously:
"This is the last time. After I finished this time, I will never do it again. The key is this little brother. You can see that the little brother is a good-looking person. You can see that he is a good person. A fortune teller has long said After that, when we meet this kind of person, we must do more good deeds, but we can’t just stop doing it just because it’s hard to do!”
The woman cried: "I feel sorry for you, but it's okay for you to say that. This little brother is really a good person. I think he is also a good person. We must help him well. Then I listen to you Yes, you guys get busy afterwards!"
The man cried: "Okay, you go to your own affairs, women don't cry in front of little brothers, this is what we should do, you know!"
Then Yuchi also cried: Brother, I'm still wearing a mask, can you take care of the brave and awesome feelings of your bragging!
In the end, the small gallery was full of tears.
almost.
The man wiped away his tears, and said a number aggrievedly: "I'm afraid it will take 100 taels to get it done."
Yuchi's tiger body shook, and he held his mask with one hand, showing a panicked look: "Do you need so much 100 taels?"
The man nodded pitifully: "This is already the minimum. If it is less, I will pay more gold and silver. You must know that the whole process runs without 200 taels of silver. This is impossible, but for the little brother , I am still willing to sacrifice myself, so I think you can go back and find a way, we hit it off!"
Yuchi was silent.
In fact, he was really satisfied: Look at that dog shopkeeper of Tiandu Division, look at the people in Huangming Division, and look at the service attitude of Huangming Division!
Yuchi spent a thousand taels of silver to write a letter in order to find Chen Weiran of Tiandusi, but the service attitude of others was not good at all, revealing a feeling of arrogance of Tiandusi inside and out.But if you look at the Department of Imperial Orders, people are crying for a hundred taels of silver. Although this is hypocrisy, the tears are real.
Just like the way two people were crying, without two garlic cloves, they couldn't cry so loudly.
"Ok!"
Yuchi said: "Since the senior really wants to help me, and even more so, if the junior still picks all kinds of thorns, then it's really meaningless, but it's just a hundred taels of silver, I'll give it!"
The man stood up with a whoosh: "Okay!"
That's it?After giving the money, you urged me to hurry up?Yuchi: And big brother, don't show your teeth when you smile, there are cauliflowers in your teeth.
From now on, things will be very simple. After the courtesies together, there will be a quick question and answer session.
"First question, what's the name of the little brother?"
"Junior Zong Liangqing!"
Yuchi clasped his fists and said.
Then the other party yelled out directly, and three words flashed in Yuchi's mind.
"Good name!"
"..."
"Second question, what's the name of the sect that my little brother is going to create? Regarding this point, I hope you can think a little more about it, and avoid duplication of names. If there are many sects, it will be troublesome if you duplicate the name. You should think of a few more names. Better."
Yuchi pretended to be deep in thought: "Let's go to the fairy gate."
"Good name!"
"Ascension to the Gate of Immortals is really a prestigious name, but there is already a name for the Gate of Immortals..."
The middle-aged man said honestly that while Yuchi was stunned, he really didn't mean to be joking, he said: "Dengxianmen, Yuhua, Feihuang, Wudao, Tiansheng, Huashen, Xianyu, etc., these names are all With..."
Yuchi was shocked!
Who would have thought of this?I want to create a sect, but it turns out that Dengxianmen is the name of my own Xianmen, and Xianshi is called Dengxianmen, has it been registered by someone?And other people really didn't mean it, this is why this kind of name is a hot item, which made me late!
So is this world so real?Even if you register a sect, can't the name of the sect be the same?
Ah... this!
This is embarrassing.
Seeing Yuchi's embarrassment, based on the idea that you are the uncle who pays, the middle-aged man took the initiative to suggest: "After the name is duplicated, there is nothing you can do about it. This kind of thing doesn't matter how much gold and silver you give. No, unless you go directly to buy other people's sects, we also have this business here..."
To put it bluntly, in Yuchi's daze, the middle-aged man changed his words again in embarrassment: "I can help you too, just like before, I don't need any gold or silver!"
Damn, is your business quite extensive?Is there such a business?
"However, I have a suggestion. If you just want a sect and a slightly nicer name, then you can add a word "small" to the name."
Yuchi was puzzled: the word "small"?
He began to try: "Climbing to the fairy gate...climbing to the little fairy gate...climbing to the small fairy gate...???"
Climb to the fairy gate?
A mouthful of old blood for three feet, what are you doing to me?Do you want me to come to "Dengxianmen (underline)".
In the future, when Dengxian Sect becomes stronger, people will ask you what sect you belong to, and you will say that I am the head of "Dengxian Xiaomen".
It fell to the bottom in an instant.
"If this doesn't work, I think you can think about it carefully. Don't worry about it. Names are still very important. We can't just pick names randomly, right? Hahahaha." The middle-aged man finished speaking I laughed myself out.
Yuchi: "..."
Then the problem now arises, that is, the name to be put in front of the world when you ascend the immortal gate.
So what is a better name for Dengxianmen?
Yuchi thought about it carefully: "Fairy Queen Empress Gate."
Fuck yourself, pretend to be a fairy king. As for my disciples, they will all be very powerful in the future. They are all powerful empresses outside, but inside Dengxianmen, they are all my little treasures of!
"Fairy King Empress Sect, this sect is established." The middle-aged man replied directly, "I remember this very clearly, and I will definitely not lie to you."
"Is it all there?" Yuchi began to realize that something was wrong, and he said weakly, "Fairy Gate?"
"There is."
The middle-aged man added, "This kind of name can be remembered with one ear."
"I still remember that the head of the Fairy Gate used to belong to a nobleman."
"Is it called Xiangxiang?" Yuchi asked.
"Hey, how do you know?" The middle-aged man was surprised.
Fine.
Yuchi frowned, thoughtfully, and shook his hand: "Deng Deng Deng Deng Xianmen."
Middle-aged man: Are you stuck?
Card your sister, Yuchi said generously: "I don't have a card, so the name is just like that."
His idea is very simple, just buy other people's Dengxianmen back in the future, and Dengdenden Dengxianmen is similar to Dengxianmen.
It's just that I have read too much the word "Deng" in "Deng Deng Deng Deng Xianmen", so I don't know this word anymore.
When someone asks what sect you are from, just say Deng... Deng Deng Deng Xianmen.
On the one hand, it looks humble, and on the other hand, it is not much different from ascending the immortal gate... right!
"Okay... If you like this Denden Denden Denden Immortal Gate, I will definitely approve of it."
The middle-aged man's expression was very painful. He was trying to suppress a smile, but a fart had already betrayed him.
I really can't hold back.
"How many times?"
"Four boards."
Yuchi originally planned six dens, that is, "den den, den den den den..." But he was afraid of infringement, so forget it, and four dens are a little easier to remember.
"Okay! Then it's Deng Deng Deng Deng Xianmen."
The middle-aged man wrote it down.
Taking a deep breath, I kept telling myself to be serious, professional, and respect my clients.
Although most of Party A has some problems, we must respect Party A's father.
I can understand!
Good name!
So this den den den den den xianmen has a name.
"The third and last question, what is the general location of your fairy gate?" asked the middle-aged man.
"I don't know either... I haven't figured out a place yet."
"Then around Liuhetun, this place is easier to pass."
"Row!"
Yuchi cupped his fists, "Listen to what senior says."
The middle-aged man got these three regulations and took away Yuchi's fingerprints at the same time, so he hurried out to do errands. Yuchi didn't know when the other party would come back, but it seemed that the other party was sure to win.
as predicted.
I was still thinking about tasting the old boy's tea soup, but the other party had already returned, and it was only half an hour before and after. Yuchi sat there watching the travelers coming and going, looking at the disciples of those sects, and suddenly I saw the middle-aged man calmly coming out of the yamen.
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