The old Six Taoists complained about planting Yang Mi, you were greened by Reba 2

Rolling his eyes in horror, he was dizzy on the bed.

The dart paper figurine is very wronged O__O...

This is their first trip!

PS: On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, I wish the most handsome and longest book friends in Feilu the best of luck and prosperity, and I ask for tickets by the way.

057: Xuanwu Yin’s terrifying rebounding power, Daoist, we were wrong (asking for flower evaluation tickets)

"You, what are you..."

Su Mei, who was awakened again, curled up, hugged the quilt, and curled up in a corner of the bed.

The whole body trembled!

At this moment, the image of a strong woman is gone.

'us'?

The paper figurine holding Buddha dust wrote two cinnabar red characters in mid-air with Buddha dust.

【paper man】

Su Mei really wants to scold her mother, I know you guys are paper people!

What I want to say is, who sent you? !

But the paper figurine in the middle pulled a bag from his waist.

"???"

And took out several golden flannelette bags from the 'pocket'.

The velvet bags got bigger little by little, and after a while, the largest bag was bigger than a goose egg.

There are different characters written on it: Rejuvenation Talisman, Pure Heart Talisman, etc...

Su Mei froze for an instant, and a shock flashed in her mind: "You... are you sent by Master Su to deliver talismans?"

The five paper figurines nodded.

"Whoo~"

Su Mei finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking at the paper figurine in front of him, his heart was turbulent.

They were more than 1000 kilometers away, and they were delivered at two o'clock?

It's only three hours of flying, right?

The Taoist priest really has supernatural powers!

"Well... how do you sign for it?"

Su Mei asked stupidly.

'Sign for'?

There is no such option.

The paper people waved their hands and flew north through the window.

"Huh? The direction is not..."

Oh, there may be someone else's talisman.

The 'Leviathan Blade' from Harbin Institute of Technology has gone to bed early.

In the past, he would still be playing games in the dormitory, but today he is going to the ski resort to 'hold his girlfriend', so he went to bed early, ready to be full of energy.

After opening the flannel bags, Su Mei tried them one by one.

Most of the effects cannot be tested, but one can feel a warm force spreading from the palm of the hand to the whole body.

Only the body-strengthening talisman and the heart-cleaning talisman have obvious feelings.

The warm sun of the body strengthening talisman rushed all the way in her body, and finally stopped at the liver and stomach. She even felt that her stomach was warm, and she didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore.

The liver has no nerves, so I can't feel pain, but it is warm and comfortable!

Her liver and stomach are not good.

The Qingxin Talisman seemed to be blown by a cool breeze, and the messy and chaotic thoughts in his mind were instantly washed away.

Refreshed.

"Sure enough, a real master!"

Pick out some for yourself and your family, and the rest are basically for the girls in KTV.

He took out his phone, edited a message and sent it.

【Master Su, your paper man frightened me, so I have to pay for it (dog head). 】

Of course, Su Zhe was discussing with Reba the various mysteries of "The Jade Classic of External Scenes in the Yellow Court", and he didn't look at his phone at all.

……

With the passage of time, the bad luck of the 'Xuanwu Seal' rebound is gradually spreading.

After the disaster of the first girl whose face was poured with hot water, the power of terror spread.

A man was typing on the keyboard, crackling.

He was even more fanatical than the previous girl, and he directly made 300 replies.

(Anti? I am against you MBD.)

(I've seen that Taoist priest before. He's not a Taoist priest at all. I saw him hugging two young models on one side and one on the right.)

(Playing flower jobs, that's called hi.)

"It's such an easy job."

"If you don't do him a thousand comments, I won't be called the king of water king!"

Just as he was about to type and post, his cell phone rang suddenly.

It's his brother's phone number.

"What's wrong, rat!"

A little impatient, after all, he was delayed to make money.

"I opened a bag, there are several girls, come? There is the one you like in it, if you don't come, brother, I'll be on it!"

"Fuck! You MD wait for me, dare to touch her, brother has nothing to do!"

"Then come quickly!"

After hanging up the phone, he tidied up his image in a hurry, and ran downstairs quickly.

As a result, he stumbled because he ran too fast.

Bang!

He rolled straight down from the building and hit the wall with his head.

Before passing out, he felt his ribs were broken.

(Grass!)

(It will really be bad luck.)

If there is regret medicine, he will never take this job again.

The bad luck king is here.

The little one choked on Coca-Cola, found no seasoning packet when eating instant noodles, and found that the kettle was broken when boiling water!

The middle one was scalded to the face, fell down and knocked his head in the bathtub, and the house caught fire for no reason.

The big one is like the one who fell from the stairs before, who drank Coke and coughed and broke his ribs, and who was hit in the eye by a stone thrown by a vehicle while walking on the main road.

And there are bigger...

Because Su Zhe doesn't have Weibo.

These unlucky black fans can only swarm to the account of Jiyin and post an apology.

And Su Zhe's loyal fans gloated one by one.

"Really robbed?"

"Hahaha, it's only been a few hours, so many people are unlucky?"

"I'm laughing to death, now I know I'm afraid, why did I go?"

"What's the matter, sister? How about telling your unhappy things to make everyone happy?"

"A group of fools, you don't know anything about Daoist Su's ability!"

"Hey, good girl, it's over."

"I would like to know more, what happened to the person who planned this accident?"

"What else can I do? The accomplices are so miserable, the mastermind...then it must be gone!".

058: Police report again, Su Zhe enters consecration period

For one night, insults and apologies continued to circulate under the topic of black fans on Su Zhe's Weibo.

It took only three to five hours to go from being spurned by thousands of people at the beginning to bowing down and apologizing at the end.

There is no need for Su Zhe's loyal supporters to fight against each other and spray something.

Of course, more sunspots realized that Su Zhe was not on Weibo at all, so they flocked to the account of Zhuyin.

Under the only video, apologetic comments were posted.

In almost 10 minutes, [-] pieces were covered.

Seeing this situation, Su Zhe fans were a little horrified.

'Xuanwu Yin' is so good against bad luck?

Xuanwu Yin is a multi-functional "spiritual official fingering formula", such as protection, concealment, gathering, counter-curse and so on.

"Hey, little blacks, what's wrong with you?"

"It's only been two hours since you apologized?"

"When the broadcast started, I followed 30 little chicken feet, but after a while, 20 of them deleted their comments and closed Weibo to apologize."

"Ahahaha, deserve it, deserve it!"

"Then 10?"

"Maybe it's the little leader of the organization. This kind of general bad luck is relatively bad. He should have been admitted to the hospital. It's too late to apologize."

"puff!"

Prosthetic eye thimble.

Those who are familiar with the operation of the navy are very clear.

Usually it is the mastermind behind it who pays money to a similar public relations firm.

After the public relations company draws a commission, they will draw up a good copy, and then hand it over to the cooperating anti-counterfeiting anchors, big Vs and professional sailors.

So, in terms of bad luck?

In order: the mastermind - the public relations company - the anti-counterfeiting anchor - the big V - the professional sailor boss - the professional sailor team leader, and finally the motley crew.

In Xiaojijiao, there are various levels of malicious rumors and serious injuries, pure and brittle trolls, and the number of posts.

Like the one before who crashed down the stairs and passed out with broken ribs, it was because of groundless slanderous rumors and more than 300 posts.

The girl whose face was poured with 70-degree hot water was lucky to have only sent 100 messages.

Rinse it with cold water for a while in time, and it will only turn red in patches.

If she had 300 messages, she would have blisters by now.