The old Six Taoists complained about planting Yang Mi, you were greened by Reba 2

PS: The fourth day of the Lunar New Year is about to pass, book lovers remember to welcome the God of Wealth on Friday~, and ask for various data by the way.

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051: If you go to the ski resort tomorrow, you can get a girlfriend in your arms (seeking flowers)

The fate of a ten thousand year single dog.

Outrageous!

A handsome young man appeared in Su Zhe's live broadcast room.

Sitting on a computer chair at the moment, looking at the background behind, this is obviously a university dormitory!

Short-haired, with a face similar to Hu Ge's, and fair skin.

The whole temperament is very dry.

Unlike ordinary college students, they live a greasy nightlife of not waking up during the day and not sleeping at night on weekends.

"Master Su, hello, I'm your loyal fan. As a person who is unlucky, I didn't expect my luck to be very good today."

Leviathan Blade was excited.

Immediately, he remembered something, and quickly turned his head to command.

"Stay fast, pack up your things quickly."

"You guys, I told you to clean up a long time ago, don't lose face to our college students' difficult dormitories."

Male bedroom?

Well, it has always been synonymous with mess.

After entering, you can definitely smell the smell of smelly socks and rotten underwear.

"And you, third child, put the instant noodle bucket in the trash, but here is your idol Reba! You don't want her to see you looking sloppy, do you?"

In the camera, the clothes in the dormitory are piled up everywhere.

On the desk and cabinet behind Leviathan's Blade, there are four instant noodle boxes stacked on top of each other.

If you take a closer look, it's still the sauerkraut from Master Kong's old sauerkraut?

Eat stinky feet?

Immediately afterwards, there was a crackling sound.

It seems to be tidying up.

An agile fat man flashed past, took the instant noodle bucket and threw it into the trash can.

"Hi, Reba, hello, I'm your fan!"

Soon a fat man entered the live broadcast room, still holding dumbbells, as if exercising anytime, anywhere.

"hello!"

When a fan came in, Reba hurriedly put on a typical smile and waved in greeting.

Immediately afterwards, a few more heads came in.

"Reba, you are so beautiful."

"That... I... I'm also your fan!"

A shy big boy.

"You all go away, a group of guys with girlfriends are not afraid of being pulled by their ears tomorrow, are they?"

Leviathan Blade was speechless, and raised his hand to push out the screen one by one.

"Today is my fortune-telling, who made you unlucky."

"Tch, who is unlucky?"

"Bai has a handsome face and doesn't even have a girlfriend!"

"Spicy chicken!"

Instantly ridiculed by the crowd!

The knife pokes one by one!

Su Zhe smiled, the Reba you like is not in my shape now.

But after tonight it is!

"What do you want to count?"

Leviathan's Blade didn't hide it, rubbed his face, and spoke bluntly.

"Master, I think you heard it too!"

"I'm a junior this year, and I'll be a senior next year!"

"People say that not falling in love in college is definitely the biggest loss in life!"

"But I haven't been able to find a girlfriend yet!"

"Master Su, are you just saying that you are annoying or not? The third child in my dormitory, you saw, the fat guy just now, he already has a girlfriend, but the handsome guy like me doesn't have one."

Boom!

A small plush doll flew over and hit Leviathan Blade on the head.

"Ah~, my wife gave it to me."

"sorry!"

"I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean to."

Ma Liu ran forward and hugged her in her arms.

Leviathan's Blade _ _ : You fucking did it on purpose, ah, right? !

The netizens in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing.

Bad friend, this is it.

To be honest, life will be very happy if you have a bad friend by your side.

"No way? Don't you have a girlfriend? You look pretty!"

Reba covered her mouth, with a hint of surprise on her face.

"Oh, of course, you are not as good-looking as Su Dao."

Another stabbing knife!

Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha!

The blade of Leviathan clutched his chest, pretending to be stabbed.

"Ahem, I pretend I didn't hear the last sentence."

"whee."

Reba covered her mouth and smiled.

"Master, I just want to ask, am I cursed? With my face and figure, how can girls not like me?"

Saying that, Leviathan Blade stood up and did a few bodybuilding poses.

Wear a tight T-shirt.

It can be clearly seen that the figure is indeed not thick, and there are obvious six-pack abs.

This level should be a school grass.

Not having a girlfriend is too outrageous!

Su Zhe smiled.

"You are indeed cursed!"

"what?"

The Leviathan Blade staggered abruptly.

"Isn't it? Really...Really, whoever cursed me, I...I didn't provoke anyone?"

Since there are Taoists with great supernatural powers like Master Su, he can't help but not believe in those mysterious and mysterious metaphysical powers.

Could it be that Dad's nemesis did it?

Make him last forever?

Uh, not right either!

Not having a girlfriend doesn't mean that you will never be born again.

(￣3￣)

The roommate next to him also ran into the screen again, watching in shock.

"No!"

"It's not a curse, but the fate of the benefactor."

"There are so many people in the poor Taoist temple, and only two are against the sky!"

"One is "Red Luan Jiesha", and the other is you, "Peach Blossom Difficulty"!"

Zhou Zhuo:? ? ?

"The poor Taoist watch your fate, you won't find a girlfriend until you are 35 years old."

"Of course, that doesn't mean you're 35 years old and don't have kids."

Reba's little head was confused for a while.

Ha O_O?

Why can't I understand this logic?

"If the benefactor believes in poverty, then go to the ski resort tomorrow, and you will get a girlfriend."

ski facility?

Hug, what do you mean?

This word is very strange!

(⊙_⊙)

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PS: It's the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, don't forget to pick up the God of Wealth.

The book friends pointed out by the God of Wealth must post this year.

By the way, continue to ask for tickets.

(ノω.)ノ))☆..

052: The bodyguards of the paper figurine set off with the bodyguards. That woman has leukemia? (seeking flower evaluation tickets)

Blade of Leviathan is at Harbin Institute of Technology.

Although it is summer, there is still an indoor ski resort!

And there are many people who go skiing in summer.

But he can't ski!

Oops!

"Well...Master Su, what is "Peach Blossom Difficulty"? I don't even have peach blossoms. Where did the difficulty come from?"

He was puzzled.

"That's called 'Difficult', three tones, "Peach Blossom Difficulty"!"

Su Zhe corrected.