This actor is punished

Xia Jian made an appointment with his girlfriend Li Wanji today to watch a movie together.

Young couples like them are the majority of the movie theater guests. After all, one of the regular activities of couples is watching movies.

Look at the posters and promotional stills on all sides.

Xia Jian pulled Li Wanji's sleeve, and said, "I want to read "Sword Immortal". I have been chasing this novel since I was in high school. You know it, and the investment is huge. It is currently the top online novel." Change to one of the movies."

"I do not want to see."

Li Wanji pouted and said, "I accompanied you to watch so many TV dramas and movies adapted from novels, and they were all disappointed in the end. Either the magic reform or the bad actors, do you still believe in the novels adapted by these people?"

Of course, this is only one aspect. On the other hand, fantasy special effects movies like "Sword Immortal" are all about cultivating immortals, and girls are not very interested.

In contrast, she prefers to watch some funny comedies at this time.

"Then "Vampire Hotel"?"

"No, New Year's, I don't watch horror elements."

"The biography of Erlang?"

"I don't really want to see it either."

"Then "Let the Bullets Fly" is okay?" Xia Jian was a little helpless: "This is also a good choice, after all, he has two best actors, and the director's last film was also very good, which is a word of mouth. The kind that accumulates."

""Let the Bullets Fly"?" Li Wanji's eyes were somewhat resistant: "But looking at the title, it seems to be a war movie."

"But their posters have marked comedy elements, and this is the only film marked comedy this year. If you don't watch this, you can only watch other movies." Xia Jian said.

After a look, indeed, there is [comedy] in the category.

"Okay, let's see this, and I will trust you just once." Li Wanji no longer struggled, and nodded in agreement.

The two entered the ticket buying area, and most of the people around were buying tickets for "Sword Immortal" and "The Legend of Erlang", as well as "Vampire Hotel" and "Odin".

After all, compared to most people, movies with popcorn special effects are their favorites. After all, this kind of movie is very enjoyable to watch.

So as long as the plot is not very rubbish, and the special effects are well done and the big investment movies, basically the box office is not far behind.

Of course, there are quite a few people who bought "Let the Bullets Fly". After all, there are always people who like to watch war history movies.

It's just that not many people watch this movie for the purpose of watching comedy.

After all, preconceptions come first, and the name of a movie determines the audience's first impression of it.

After buying two tickets, the two entered the rest area and waited.

They bought 5 rows of 2 seats and 3 seats.

While waiting, they heard the conversation of a young man and woman who seemed to be young lovers next to them.

"Hey, we have 5 rows of 4 seats and 5 seats, which seat do you want?"

"All right."

The discussion came over, and Xia Jian also noticed it.

sit next to them.

However, although the girl of that young couple is very beautiful, there is something wrong with the designation of the boy.

In the movie theater, sunglasses, masks, and a peaked cap are worn indoors.

I am in a panic, and I am mysterious.

Xia Jian didn't care either, and chatted with his girlfriend.

Soon, it was their turn to enter.

He sat down with his girlfriend, and watched that strange couple also sat next to them.

The movie is about to start.

As soon as the time came, the lights in the cinema hall quickly went dark.

It's still the familiar dragon logo, and then the opening scene of the child running barefoot in the sunset.

Then interweave into several big characters.

【Gold Name Studio】.

Feature film, begin.

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, there are green grass and green sky..."

"cracking--"

A clear female voice sang a melody.

Then the picture appeared, above the endless mountain range, a goshawk flew over and honked.

The camera goes on, and the singing continues.

"The evening wind blows the willow flute, and the setting sun is outside the mountain."

Then, as soon as the scene turned, a head lay on the railroad tracks.

(Go to the hospital for a review to see if any calluses have grown.)

Chapter 58 Let the bullets fly for a while (2)

On the screen, a head is lying on the railroad tracks. In the middle of the head's hair, there is a scar-like scar running across it.

As if lying down and listening was not enough, the man even licked his ears with his fingers.

Then, a train whistle sounded, and the man on the screen suddenly turned his face and looked at the camera.

"It's Xia Yuanmo!"

The audience in the theater immediately recognized the actor.

It was Xia Yuanmo whose popularity had soared recently and whose popularity was gradually improving.

Then, on the next screen, a steaming train appeared directly.

Originally, it looked normal.

Unexpectedly, the camera went down further, good guy, more than a dozen white horses appeared, pulling the train forward together, and galloping on the rails.

The horse-drawn train and the absurd picture made many viewers stunned for a moment.

"At the end of the sky and the corner of the earth, half of the friends are scattered, a pot of dirty wine is full of joy, the setting sun is beyond the mountains."

Inside the train, three figures dressed luxuriously and with dignified postures were sitting around a big hot pot, drinking red wine elegantly and singing songs.

One of them is an old face that the audience is familiar with.

Zhuge Youling!Actor!

"Good! Good!"

"Master Tang, is it delicious or pleasant to hear?"

"It sounds good, it tastes good, it's good, it's good!"

"Hahahaha, I, Ma, have traveled all over the world, relying on my literary and military skills. I am different. I not only eat, drink and have fun, but also want snow, moon and wind!"

Inside the train, there is a cheerful and peaceful scene, and all of them reveal a feeling that is not in line with this era.

There is that unique sense of the absurdity of the old society.

Then, a gun appeared in the picture, the muzzle of the black hole was facing the camera, and the finger was on the trigger.

The scene returns to the train.

"Magistrate Ma's demeanor is just like—a strong wind—rising, clouds are flying~"

The master was shaking his head and complimenting the county magistrate, which made the county magistrate burst into laughter.

"Fart!" The county magistrate's wife snorted coquettishly.

Ma County Magistrate played by Zhuge Actor pointed Jiang Shan and said: "Liu Bang is a villain!"

The master's mind turned quickly, and he immediately reacted, and continued to flatter him from another angle: "Strengthen the mountain and surpass the world!"

"Fart!" The magistrate's wife denied it again.

"Fart, fart!" The master immediately nodded in agreement that what he said was fart.

In the movie hall, there was a sudden burst of laughter. Obviously, some audience members were already amused.

Originally, most audiences thought that this was a serious historical war movie.

But I never thought that so many absurd and funny scenes have appeared in less than a minute since the opening.

"Master Tang, if you want to flatter me, you have to pass the madam first."

"Hmm!" No matter what the master said, he hummed.

"Write a poem, write a poem!"

Zhuge Youling ordered arrogantly: "There must be wind! There must be meat! There must be hot pot! There must be fog! There must be beautiful daughters and donkeys!"

There was another burst of wanton laughter.

The movie hall is also laughing in cooperation.

In the auditorium below, Pei Jianing lightly poked Wu Zui next to her, and whispered, "This is actually a comedy, isn't it?"

"That's right." Wu Zui replied.

"Then when will you appear?" Pei Jianing asked again.

"Now." Wu Zui smiled mysteriously.

He knew that people like Pei Jianing who didn't like watching movies must have come here to watch because they were curious about his performance.

In the movie screen, indeed, Wu Zui appeared.

The train sped past, and a gun was aimed at the train. The person who still couldn't see who was holding the gun lightly pressed his finger down, and was about to fire.

"Get up, get up, eat together, sing together!"

"Report to the county magistrate! Our iron-blooded [-]-star army will escort the county magistrate to take office safely! Us!"

"No! Eat! Meal!"

Then, in the picture, the master is kissing the county magistrate's wife behind his back.

The county magistrate was still smiling at the moment.

Then, the man with the gun in ambush outside the train pulled the trigger.

boom--

Gunshots rang through the auditorium.

Immediately afterwards, there were successive gunshots, which continued to ring out.

There was chaos in the train, and the screams of the county magistrate's wife appeared to be panicked.

Then, after firing more than a dozen shots in a row, the man with the gun retracted the gun, and now he could finally see his face.

This man had a ferocious expression, his eyes were full of toughness, a domineering feeling could be felt overflowing through the screen, and there was a scar on his eye.

The man put away the gun, crossed his arms, sat on the horse and looked down at the camera with his head up.

Pei Jianing recognized at a glance that it was Wu Zui.

It's just that the Wu Zui on the screen is very different from the real image, just like a real gangster, he almost has the word "gangster" engraved on his forehead.

There was also a murmur in the theater, but it didn't affect the conversation in the movie.

Because although Wu Zui is not well-known, in fact, many people present have watched "Big Owl" a few months ago.

So, I recognized it naturally, isn't this person the big villain who played "The Giant" before?

In the picture, the movie is still going on.

"Missed?"

"Let the bullets fly for a while." The aggressive man played by Wu Zui said.

The voice of this sentence fell.

A clarinet sound rang out in conjunction with the symphony.