Zongwu: The villain simulator, all the heroines are here

At ten o'clock at noon, Bai Yu finished feeding Concubine Li, and on the way back, a handsome and heroic man walked towards him.

The man was also very excited when he saw Bai Yu.

"Gao Yao, is that you, Gao Yao!"

Bai Yu also pretended to be excited,

"Xiao Chuan, I finally saw you. After so many years, I thought..."

ps: (Lei Ze is the exclusive character of the cute 'Zelin' in the group.

There are already two exclusive characters, and the other one is dedicated to the big guy who supports me in the new book issue, Zhu Yun.

Although there are few roles, it is also a little bit of our heart. )

Chapter 114 You Are Amazing

Yi Xiaochuan was very happy when the old man reunited.

"Gao Yao, why are you wearing this outfit? You won't...become a eunuch!"

Bai Yu put down his face, entered the scene for a second, and said coldly: "It's not all because of you, if you hadn't brought me to this wretched place, I would have become like this!"

"Why do you blame me..." Yi Xiaochuan obviously didn't think so,

"It depends on man's effort. You can see that I am not all right."

Seeing Gao Yao become a eunuch, although Yi Xiaochuan sympathized with him as the former uncle, he still found it funny.

After all, in his eyes, the eldest uncle has always been a buffoon, and becoming a eunuch is more in line with the status of a buffoon.

"Okay, Gao Yao, don't be so stern, the thing has already happened, and the thing that was cut off can't grow back." Yi Xiaochuan patted Bai Yu's shoulder, showed a very sunny smile, and asked:

"I just saw that you came out of Concubine Li's palace. You are the eunuch who cooks for her, right? Has she eaten?"

The corners of Bai Yu's mouth raised slightly, and he said lightly: "She ate, and she ate very happily."

Yi Xiaochuan heaved a sigh of relief, during this time he had been thinking about Yu Shu, and only because of Meng Tian's face did he get the chance to enter the palace.

But it's hard to meet Yushu...

"Gao Yao, can you help me, let me see Concubine Li, and I'll just say a few words to her."

"Okay." Bai Yu raised his eyebrows slightly, but did not refuse.

He went back to the dining room, cooked a random dish, then asked Yi Xiaochuan to change into the eunuch's clothes, and led him in

The guards in Concubine Li's palace already recognized him and did not stop him.

Yu Shu was lying on the bed secretly sad, when she heard the door opening, her heart trembled.

She was afraid that the fake eunuch would come again.

"Yu Shu, it's me!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Yu Shu's heart almost jumped out.

"Xiao Chuan, why are you here, Xiao Chuan!"

The two embraced and wept.

Yi Xiaochuan said: "It was my good friend Gao Yao who brought me in."

"Who are you talking about, Gao Yao?" Yu Shu, who was immersed in joy, saw that Gao Yao, the chief eunuch, was standing in front of them.

Bai Yu smiled at her.

Yushu was so frightened that he pushed Yi Xiaochuan away and curled up at the foot of the bed.

"Xiao Chuan, hurry up and get out of here!"

Yi Xiaochuan only thought that Yushu was worried about him, so he comforted him: "It's okay, Yushu, don't be afraid, my friend Gao Yao is now the chief eunuch, with him around, no one will find out."

But what he said made Yu Shu extremely desperate.

The person Xiao Chuan trusts the most is the evil spirit who tortures her every day.

Bai Yu smiled slightly and said, "Princess Yushu, don't be afraid when I'm here."

But Yu Shu kept shaking his head, his hair was disheveled and disheveled.

Yi Xiaochuan was so distressed that he couldn't help clenching his fists.

"It must be Emperor Qin, it must be him, it is he who tortured Yu Shu into this state!" Yi Xiaochuan scolded.

"Xiao Chuan, you don't want to assassinate King Qin, do you!" Bai Yu exclaimed in shock.

Yi Xiaochuan shook his head: "No, after all, King Qin is an emperor through the ages, and I admire him very much. Now that the matter has come to an end, I can only comfort Yushu."

These words made Bai Yu want to vomit...

"Okay, Xiao Chuan, let's go, we can't delay too long."

……

The two came to the residence in Baiyu Palace,

The sky is getting late, and the moon is above the treetops.

Bai Yu asked the dining room to cook some dishes, and the two drank together under the moonlight.

Yi Xiaochuan was very sad, he couldn't protect the woman he loved, he felt that he was useless.

"Xiao Chuan, you don't need to be so sad, you are not from this era, we can find a way to go back, Gao Lan is still waiting for you!"

Yi Xiaochuan shook his head with blank eyes: "I don't love Gao Lan at all. At that time, I was a playboy. I loved the other when I saw one. Yushu is my true love."

"You..." Bai Yu was completely speechless to this Yi Xiaochuan.

Yi Xiaochuan shook his head and said, "Gao Yao, there is something serious, can you use your power to help me find someone?"

"Who are you looking for?"

"Zhao Gao!" Yi Xiaochuan regained his jealous eyes, "This Zhao Gao is a treacherous minister. He has power over the government and persecutes Zhongliang. Daqin died in his hands. We can get rid of him before he rises!"

Bai Yu smiled slightly,

"Why are you looking for him? Why are you meddling in so many other things? What does Qin's perishing have anything to do with us? It's enough for the two of us to get along well!"

"Gao Yao, why don't you have any sense of historical responsibility!"

Yi Xiaochuan said angrily,

He feels more and more that if Gao Gao is not a fellow, such a selfish person who only thinks about himself, he is not worthy of being Yi Xiaochuan's friend.

Without speculation, Yi Xiaochuan poured the wine in his glass on the ground, and said coldly:

"I am leaving."

At this time, a group of eunuchs came in from outside the door, holding the imperial decree of Emperor Qin.

"Lord Gao received the order. The chief eunuch, Gao Yao, was loyal and responsible, and won my heart. He was immediately promoted to the post of Zhongshu Fuling. Because his ancestral home was Handan, which was the original border of Zhao State, he was specially given the surname Zhao and the name Zhao Gao!"

After the edict was read out, Yi Xiaochuan widened his eyes.

He pointed at Bai Yu, his eyes full of disgust.

"You, you are actually Zhao Gao, that heinous Zhao Gao!"

"It never occurred to me anyway..."

"Gao Yao! Cut yourself off! Maybe this way you won't become that Zhao Gao. I'm very scared, afraid that my best friend will become that Zhao Gao!"

Bai Yu smiled,

Personal experience is more disgusting than watching a TV show.

He gave Yi Xiaochuan a thumbs up,

"You are amazing, you are noble!"

"You can teach me a lesson now!"

"You brought me here, have you ever thought about taking me back!"

"Do you know what kind of bullying I'm suffering here? I'm fucking disabled, I'm not a bully!"

"I just want to reach the top step by step step by step, I want to be Zhao Gao!"

Bai Yu walked to the top of the stone steps and shouted the last sentence angrily.

[Famous scene: I want to be Zhao Gao!

Rating: S

Reward: a golden treasure chest]

……

Yi Xiaochuan stared blankly at Bai Yu, he didn't expect that Gao Yao, who was played by him as a supporting role and teased by him, would have such an aura.

After a long time, he said angrily: "In this case, we will cut off our robes and sever friendship. People like you are not worthy of being my friend!"

After all, he left angrily.

Bai Yu heaved a sigh of relief, after reading so many lines, he was really tired.

"Wait!" He called Yi Xiaochuan,

Then he yelled to the outside.

"Come here, take this man to the cleansing room, eunuch!"

He wants to see if Yi Xiaochuan can still maintain a heart of fraternity after being subjected to the same experience as Gao Yao.

Several guards came in and captured Yi Xiaochuan.

Even though Yi Xiaochuan struggled hard, it was difficult to break free.

At this time, Xiaoyue came in from the outside,

When Yi Xiaochuan saw her, he seemed to be catching a life-saving straw, and shouted: "Gao Lan, save me, save me, I don't want to be a eunuch!"

Gao Lan frowned and didn't respond, seeing Bai Yu standing at the door of the house, trotting over happily, asked curiously: "Brother, who is that?"

Bai Yu snorted coldly and said, "It's just a broom star."

Chapter 115

Concubine Li's palace bed,

Today, Bai Yu cooked a table of delicious dishes for Empress Li, and introduced them to her one by one.

"This dish is called fish-flavored shredded pork. It is obviously pork, but it tastes like fish."

"This dish is called boiled cabbage. It looks simple, but it is very troublesome to make."

"And this dish..."

……

Yushu looked at the man in front of her with eyes full of fear, she was very scared, she didn't know how this man would torture her today.

However, for Xiao Chuan, she had to be patient.

"My lady, I have to introduce you to the last dish solemnly. It is a new dish I invented. Spicy Sichuan Beads with Scallions!"

Bai Yu said and took one for Yu Shu, "Your Majesty, would you like to try it?"

Hearing the name of the dish, Yu Shu was puzzled at first, and then burst into tears.

Seeing this, Bai Yu patted her shoulders and comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, he can't die, he has been taken away by Meng Tian, ​​although I didn't feed him egg yolk, he shouldn't die, he's always lucky OK."

……

After Concubine Li finished her meal, Bai Yu ordered her eunuchs: "Send the remaining one to General Meng Tian's mansion and tell them that it was given by Concubine Li. She thinks it tastes good and the batter hangs just right. The seasoning is also very positive.

Ask him again if it feels good to be a eunuch. "

"promise."

……

Xianyang, Meng Tian's mansion.