Zongwu: The villain simulator, all the heroines are here

Behind Wu Laosan, a Bagua sect disciple pointed to Bai Zhantang and said, "He is the master, so his surname is Bai."

Bai Yu was about to get up, when he saw Bai Zhantang arched his hands towards Zhang Laosan, and said casually with a smile, "Yes, my surname is Bai, but I am not a boss. The owner of this inn is my younger brother. I don't know what the boss Wu wants to say. ?”

Wu Laosan frowned slightly, glanced at Tong Xiangyu who was sitting next to Bai Zhantang with his eyes, and asked curiously, "Your brother married the proprietress?"

"No?" Bai Zhantang asked in confusion, not understanding why Wu Laosan asked such a question.

Wu Laosan laughed and said, "I remember that the owner of the inn was Shopkeeper Tong. If your brother hadn't married her, how could he have become the owner? That's right..."

Wu Laosan raised two thick eyebrows as he spoke, and said seriously: "I heard that you have been secretly in love with shopkeeper Tong, and now the love in your heart has become your sister-in-law. How do you feel?"

Bai Zhantang was dumbfounded by the question, not only him, everyone was confused by Wu Laosan.

Is this person here to ask for an explanation, or to 'gossip'?

Bai Zhantang was told what was on his mind, his old face flushed with embarrassment.

Have a crush on sister-in-law?My motherfucker... "Where is this going, Head Wu, can you talk about the business first?" Bai Zhantang said helplessly.

"Okay, let's get down to business," Wu Laosan coughed twice, rubbed his chin, and said seriously: "Yesterday, the elder I sent was severely injured in the Tongfu Inn, broke an arm, and his cultivation is half useless. His skills are inferior to others. That's not much to say.

However, I heard that Boss Bai preached everywhere, slandering our gossip school,

It is said that Baguazhang is a kung fu practiced by women, and it is said that "beating people is not good, it is just good for rubbing bulls". I am here today to rub boss Bai with these iron palms to see if it is his bulls. Hard, or my iron palm is harder! "

As Wu Laosan said, he took out a seven or eight-inch long wooden stick from his arms, grabbed it with both hands, and slapped it back and forth fiercely.

The stick that was originally the thickness of a rolling pin was turned into the thickness of chopsticks by him, and the sawdust fell all over the floor.

Everyone in Tongfu Inn collectively looked back, who can stand it?

Bai Yu's crotch felt cold, and he quickly stood up and explained: "I never said that! It's definitely a rumor!"

Wu Laosan looked at Bai Yu, looked him up and down, raised his eyebrows again, and said with a smirk, "I never thought you would like young women at such a young age!"

Head Wu, can you stop your thinking from jumping so fast, I can't keep up... Bai Yu complained a few words in his heart, and explained in a serious tone: "Master Wu, where did you hear those words? It is obvious that someone deliberately Intensify the conflict between us!"

Wu Laosan sneered, became ruthless again, twisted the chopsticks in his hands into toothpicks and put them in his mouth, saying: "I don't care who said it, my reputation of Baguamen has been tarnished, how will I gain a foothold here in the future?

Today, I will give you two choices. One, let me rub your dick now. If I can't rub it, I will eat it on the spot and quit the arena!

Two, tomorrow, you will compete with me, without any weapons, only your palm strength!Let the common people experience my Baguamen ability! "

"You can't choose one!" As soon as Wu Laosan finished speaking, Wang Yuyan got up anxiously and shouted. After shouting, she realized that she had lost her composure, and her cheeks were flushed with embarrassment.

Wu Laosan laughed and said, "Boss Bai is very lucky!"

Bai Yu said expressionlessly: "Then, see you tomorrow in the arena."

……

After dismissing the people from the Baguamen, Bai Yu was called back to his seat by Zhu Yun.

Originally thought that this noble lady would make things difficult for her, or make some embarrassing requests for him, but she just ate with Bai Yu quietly, as if she was a guest sharing a table, without saying anything.

After eating, he said lightly: "I'm leaving, I'll come to see you another day..."

When Zhu Yun left, the guys from the inn surrounded her chattering.

"Boss, who is it, looks quite temperamental?" Li Dazui asked curiously.

"I think that lady looks at you a bit ambiguously!" Guo Furong smiled wickedly, "Tell me honestly, is she your confidante?"

Wang Yuyan was visibly nervous when she heard this, and tentatively asked, "When did you guys meet?"

The other people are also you and me, which makes Bai Yu very upset, and finds a reason to hide back in the house.

The whole world suddenly fell silent.

Recently things are really more and more, more and more troublesome.

Tomorrow he will have a martial arts competition with Wu Laosan, and he still doesn't know who is behind the scenes and who spread the rumors.

What's even more troublesome is that in a few days, the words 'Shenji Gongzi' will be spread in the world, and troubles will definitely come one after another...

"System, start the simulation!"

[Okay, the simulation is about to start, please prepare the host. 】

[You haven't determined your inherent talent in the last simulation, please confirm it first, choose one from [Heroes against Son], [I refuse to accept], [Witch's Entanglement]. 】

Bai Yu thought about it, and decided to choose [I don't accept it]. Although I must die once in childhood, the income is relatively stable.

Of course [Witch's Entanglement] is not bad...but the risk is too great, and it's too cruel. Last time, Zhou Zhiruo really abused him, and he hasn't recovered from it until now.

Besides, if the other talents given by the system are good, don't use this inherent talent.

After the selection, the system will pop up a list of talents.

[Ning Youkind (blue): In this simulation, you will grow into an excellent anti-thief leader. 】

[Upgraded version of real villain (blue): In this simulation, you were born as a dwarf, but you will become a powerful person. 】

[Yu Tao Broken Sleeve (White): You hate women the most, and you want to kill them quickly. 】

[Talent Blind Box (unknown grade): After opening, you can get any grade talent, which can exceed the grade limit. 】

[Shameless (blue): You are shameless.If you were Wang Lang, you would never be scolded to death by Zhuge Liang. 】

[Deception (red): In this simulation, you have the opportunity to steal the luck of the protagonist group, but there is a certain probability of being backlashed. 】

[Biological father (white): In this simulation, if the heroine does not know who the child's biological father is, it must be you! 】

[My life is up to me (purple): In this simulation, when you are faced with a choice, you can add an option for yourself. 】

[Technology and hard work (blue): You will become an excellent master of poisoning and detoxification. 】

……

The talent given this time is still the system's consistent style, so it's not too difficult to choose.

After thinking about it for a while, Bai Yu made a decision.

"I choose 'Talent Blind Box', 'Deception', 'My Fate'!"

[The selection is complete, the simulation is about to start...]

Chapter 31

The reason for choosing these three talents is very simple, Bai Yu wants to try his luck again!

【The simulation starts! 】

['Talent Blind Box' is opened, and the purple talent is obtained: 'I will do it myself']

[I'll do it myself: When you enter the experience mode, you will have absolute control over your body. Note that anything the host does to control the body will greatly affect the system score. 】

"Oh!"

Seeing this talent, Bai Yu's eyes brightened. Although it is a purple talent, the effect looks really good. Continue...

【The place of birth has been chosen for you: Datang】

[0 years old: You were born in Jiannan Road, Tang Dynasty. Your father is the local county government official, and you have accumulated tens of thousands of wealth through corruption and bribery. 】

[One-year-old: When you were grasping Zhou, you caught a sword, and your father was very happy, thinking that you would become a general in the future.It is worth mentioning that this sword was a gift from your father's colleague. He has a son named Li Bai who is the same age as you. 】

I'll go... If I could do it all over again, I'd choose Li Bai?

[Two years old: Your father hired a teacher for you to teach you reading, writing and swordsmanship, but you learned very slowly, and Li Bai, another student of that teacher, can already compose some limericks by himself, and he is also good at swordsmanship look like]

[Three years old: You and Li Bai have become classmates and friends, and the greatest pleasure every day is to play with birds. 】

[Four years old: You told the first lie in your life, 'Obviously I wrote this poem, and Li Bai copied it from me! '.

If great luck is detected, should the talent 'Deception' be activated? 】

certainly!Bai Yu chose without hesitation, yes!

[The talent 'Deception' was activated and successfully stole Li Bai's luck.

Backlash: Once you've tasted alcohol, you become addicted to it.

Backlash: You will be short-lived.

Backlash: When you become an adult, you must go to the brothel once a day, otherwise your body will itch. 】

I'm going to... such a ruthless backlash!

[Five years old: You have become very spiritual, you can never forget the articles you read, you can learn swordsmanship as soon as you teach, and you have become a well-known child prodigy.In the same year, Emperor Wu Zhou disappeared. There were rumors that he lived in seclusion, or that he was murdered. 】

Emperor Wu Zhou, should be Wu Zetian, she disappeared?It seems that the historical direction of this world is still a lot different from Bai Yu's original world.

[Six years old: You have passed the threshold of cultivation and become a sword cultivator in the Houtian realm, and your attainments in poetry and Confucianism far exceed those of your peers.But Li Bai, a classmate and friend at that time, has disappeared from everyone, and his spirituality is no longer there. 】

[Seven years old: The well-known strategist 'Zhao Rui' takes you as an apprentice, teaches you the art of hegemony, the way of vertical and horizontal, and even teaches you unique swordsmanship. 】

I'm going... really stole all of Li Bai's luck

As a time traveler, Bai Yu can remember very clearly that Zhao Rui was Li Bai's teacher, Li Bai's swordsmanship was taught by Zhao Rui, and even his thinking and way of life were greatly influenced by Zhao Rui...

[Eight years old: You have stepped into the Xiantian Realm, and everyone in Jiannan Road knows the name 'Prodigy Baiyu'. 】

[Nine years old: Your teacher 'Zhao Rui' worked hard and devoted his whole life to creating 'Anti-Classic'. He wanted to use this book to accumulate luck and break through to the realm of a saint in one fell swoop.

If great luck is detected, should the talent 'Deception' be activated? 】

This……

Zhao Rui is my mentor, my dearest relatives and friends!As the saying goes, one day is a teacher and life is a father, and the master is in a critical period of breakthrough, if this steals his luck, it may lead to his death.

Even stealing the luck of a mentor, is he still a human being?

"Activate! Activate!"

I'm sorry for the arrangement of the system if I don't start it!

[The talent 'Deception' was activated and successfully stole Zhao Rui's luck. 】

[Backlashed: You can only keep one ten-thousandth of Zhao Rui's luck. 】

[Backlashed: You can only use the 'Taiyan Sword' left by Zhao Rui. Without this sword, you will have no skill. 】

Simulation continues...

[Because you stole the luck, Zhao Rui failed to attack the saint realm, died and disappeared, leaving behind the saint-level weapon 'Taiyan Sword' and the saint-level kung fu 'anti scripture'. 】

[Ten years old: The governor of Jianzhou invited a hundred talents to gather together to hold a poetry competition. You were invited, and you are the youngest among the hundred talents.

When the plot node is detected, it will automatically enter the experience mode!Light host get ready! 】

[Another burst of white light flashed, and when the light disappeared, Bai Yu found himself in a classical courtyard.

Obviously different from the previous experience modes, this time he can not only hear and sense, but also have control over his body.

"This is the effect of the talent 'I will do it myself'? It's really good." Bai Yu thought.

He touched the sword slung around his waist. It was the Taiyan Sword left by his master Zhao Rui. It looked simple and unpretentious, but it was a real saint-level weapon, which was on the same level as Yitian Sword and Dragon Slaying Saber.

If only it could be brought to reality...

Bai Yu wandered around the courtyard for a while, feeling that he could move freely was not very good.

It's a pity that this body is only ten years old now, and it hasn't even grown hair yet.

He came to the small pavilion by the pool, and was about to sit down and rest for a while, when he saw a group of commoner scholars holding books, talking and laughing.

This group of people are all famous scholars in Jianzhou, and all of them are talented in literature.

Seeing Bai Yu, one of them suggested: "Everyone, how about we write a poem on this little boy?"

Others immediately chimed in, thinking the proposal was even tasteful.

Of course, some people think that it is inappropriate to use a boy as the subject. A talented scholar said euphemistically: "This young gentleman may be the son of the governor's family. If we change the theme, I think this Wang Chishui is very poetic."

As soon as this remark came out, it was immediately refuted.

"Brother Haoran, it's his honor that this little doll can be used as a poem title by us. If one of us writes a famous line for the ages, wouldn't it be wonderful and fortunate for this little child to be famous for the ages!"

……

Bai Yu heard these people's conversation at the side, and he actually met Meng Haoran in his heart.

This time he didn't intend to steal Meng Haoran's luck again, not because he didn't want to, but because he was afraid of being backlashed again.

Bai Yu didn't talk to him either, and let these talents write poems based on him.