I'm playing tricks in Daqin

"It's unreasonable, you are not only humiliating me, but also humiliating me Dajin! Your court must give me an explanation, otherwise our Kudubu cavalry will come to your Chang'an City to ask for an explanation!"

"Hehe, you're still a second-generation official. No wonder you don't know the heights of the sky and the earth. No one pays you for street performances at your level."

Bertai, who had never been so humiliated before, went mad with anger and yelled, "Bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

"Among all the instruments, Qinde is the best. You, a vulgar martial artist who is ready to kill at every turn, really know how to play the piano?"

As soon as Li Wei's words came out of his mouth, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

After being comforted by Mao Yixi in a low voice, Beiertai gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I will compete with your singing girl from Qin. If I win, the singing girl will belong to me! You have to kowtow to me and admit your mistake."

"No problem, is there any singer? Come up!"

As soon as the voice came, a woman in white came up holding a piano. Seeing the cyan birthmark that occupied half of the woman's face, Bertai's face turned green. He would not want such a thing for nothing.

Turning his head and glanced at Wenwenfu dressed as a groom in the audience, Li Wei was completely relieved after getting Wenwenfu's nod.

Wenwenfu is also a ruthless person. After knowing that he must join the imperial party camp, he began to submit certificates. Not only did he end up in person, but he even brought out his most beloved concubine.

The smearing of birthmarks on her face is also to deceive others. After all, this concubine was the No. 1 prostitute in Qinhuai. Even in Chang'an, there were quite a few literati who had seen her.

"Little girl, plum blossom, used to sell and sing in a restaurant for a living, but today she is bold enough to ask your master for advice."

"If the ugly one can play a good tune, I'll eat your piano, so you come first."

Bertha said, he is not stupid, he knows the principle of suppressing first and then raising, everyone is tortured by the sound of the ugly girl, and playing it by himself will have a better effect.

"plum Bossom"

Not much to say, sat down and played directly. As soon as the sound of the piano rang, Bertha heard that it was "Guangling San". The more passionate tune made the people in the audience shut their mouths and listen carefully. .

The prelude is clear and orderly, and the middle starts and ends. Even ordinary people in the market can hear the cadence and killing atmosphere in the song.

Wenwenfu in the crowd was full of smiles. As my beloved concubine, I overwhelmed everyone with the song "Guangling San" back then, and won the title of No. 1 prostitute in Qinhuai. I have seen such superb piano skills.

At the end of the song, the scene was still quiet. Mao Yixi scratched his head and asked, "Qin is not something that literati like. Why do I feel very murderous? I still feel a little angry in my heart. What's going on?"

""Guangling San" is taken from Nie Zheng's assassination of the King of Han. It expresses indignant and unyielding arrogance. No need to compare, I lost."

Berthe admits defeat.

Chapter 5 Seventy You Are Undercover

"Are you admitting defeat? Beiertai, this concerns Jin Guo's face!"

"If I play, it will only be more embarrassing!"

Berthe said helplessly.

Beiertai is shooting himself in the foot this time. He originally wanted the singing girl to show off his piano skills, but he didn't expect that the other party is a master. ?

It's better to admit defeat than to humiliate yourself.

The Kudu tribe is Furondo's trusted tribe, and many senior officials in the court are from the Kudu tribe. Mauixi did not dare to force Beiertai, so he had to grit his teeth and admit defeat.

Immediately there was a burst of booing from the audience, being scared by a singing girl and not daring to play, what arrogance does the Jinren have? "Bertel said before that if he was going to lose, he would eat the piano, wouldn't it count?"

Beier Tai was also a man, and he didn't say a word when he heard the words, he directly snatched the guqin from Mei Hua's arms, went to the side and started to chew it.

This scene made Wen Wenfu's eyelids twitch. He bought it for 5000 two days, and it was used as a toothbrush by the gold man. The determination of this great scholar in the south of the Yangtze River to resist the gold immediately became extremely firm.

"The way of chess coincides with the art of war. Go is like a large-scale encirclement and suppression war in the military, and it is an encirclement and suppression war in which we can only advance but not retreat. In the third game, we will compete in chess."

Mauisi spoke.

Li Wei was as disdainful as ever, pointed his nostrils at Mao Yixi, looked at him contemptuously, and said: "You Jin people can't even count the number of chess pieces in Go, and you are worthy of playing against a master like me. You, yes, you come up!"

The beggar named by Li Wei rushed onto the stage, Li Wei couldn't help being taken aback, although his face was smeared with pot bottom dust, he still recognized it, isn't this guy Zhou Xiancong?

Afraid of being driven away by Li Wei, Zhou Xiancong hurriedly nodded and laughed. He was caught by the emperor for slandering the king, and his mentor was kneeling and licking the emperor again. If he didn't hurry up and ask the emperor to forgive him, the consequences would be disastrous.

This time the competition was of great importance, Wen Wenfu dared to send Zhou Xiancong out, he must be confident of winning, Li Wei didn't say much, and asked, "Can you play Go?"

"Yes, I often watch others play when begging."

In order to please Li Wei, Zhou Xiancong really went all out this time, a native southerner just imitated Chang'an choke.

"Okay, it's you."

Li Wei said.

With the example of Beiertai, Beiertai, the representative of the Kingdom of Jin who was playing chess, did not dare to talk nonsense, and sat down obediently and waited for his opponent.

Mauixi laughed loudly, and said, "Competition on the chessboard is not weaker than killing on the battlefield. Since it is killing, how can it be powerful without wine? Come, let's serve wine!"

Under the attention of all the people, he could not lose his momentum by saying anything. After Beier Tai drank a bowl of wine, Zhou Xiancong also raised the wine bowl and drank it down in one gulp.

At the beginning of the game, Zhou Xiancong landed a word in the middle of the chessboard. Li Wei didn't know how to play chess, but he also knew that the golden horn and silver edged the grass belly.

Beiertai, who looked down on beggars at all in his heart, raised the corners of his mouth and looked down with contempt.

Beiertai has been firmly in the upper hand, but when he was full of ambitions, Zhou Xiancong suddenly counter-killed him, and took a lot of his chess pieces at once.

Things began to reverse, and even Dalong was in danger of being cut off, but Mao Yixi looked confidently at Li Wei proudly.

"Looking at you, you are also a figure in Qin State. Don't think that your emperor advocates war, so you can run wild. You will lose this game."

Mauisi said.

"You said this more than once, does your face hurt?"

Li Wei said mockingly.

With a cold snort, Mao Yixi directly pointed at Zhou Xiancong.

Turning his head to look, Li Wei realized that something was wrong. At this time, Zhou Xiancong's face was flushed, his eyes were blurred, and his mind was not clear.

"Is there something wrong with that bowl of wine?"

"That's right, it's my Dajin's Baihuazui. It tastes bland and tasteless, but it has great aftertaste. How can Qin people who only know how to drink tea stand it?"

Maui said proudly.

"mean."

Li Wei said angrily.

Mao Yixi said with a face full of indifference, "You Qin people often say that soldiers are tricky, as long as you can win, who cares what method? If you lose, you will call the Qin people incompetent, even if you are the emperor's own son , the emperor will not let you go."

"What do you mean by that, can we talk?"

Li Wei asked.

Pointing to his cowhide boots, Mauisi sneered and said, "My shoes are dirty, lick them clean, you can say anything."

"What if I don't?"

Li Wei said with a cold snort.

"Oh, the beggar you're looking for is about to pass out."

Mauixi reminded.

The Jin people use the short to strike the long, and set up a competition. From the beginning, the bet is on the momentum of the two countries. Defeating Qin in terms of literature and morals will not only severely damage the morale of the Qin people, but also give the anti-war faction more reasons to resist the war.

There is no impenetrable wall in the world. Now that no one knows Li Wei's identity, it doesn't mean that no one will ever know. The king of a country publicly admits that the people of Qin are not as good as the people of gold. Can Li Wei speak hard words in the court in the future? "I don't want to? That's okay, as long as you recognize me as your father, we will be a family. I can let Bertai stay and end in a draw. How about it?"

Maui said proudly.

Fortunately, Mauixi didn't read many books, and didn't know that none of the emperors and false fathers had a good end since ancient times.

"I'm afraid that if you can't bear it, you will lose your life and directly kill you."

Li Wei said.

Hearing this, Mao Yixi couldn't help but heard that when Li Wei bowed to him before, someone plotted against him, so he said angrily: "I don't know what is good or bad, then I will wait to see you raise your arms and shout, you will be angry The people of Qin beat him to death with their fists."

"The person who laughs the happiest usually doesn't have the last laugh."

Li Wei said.

Hearing this, Mao Yixi laughed louder on purpose, obviously wanting to prove Li Wei's mistake with practical actions.

The laughter didn't last long, and Mauisi's voice stopped abruptly as if someone stepped on her neck.

Don't joke, he is in the mood to cry now.

Zhou Xiancong, who had been on the verge of falling, never fell down. On the contrary, Beier Tai, who was sober, was cut off the dragon with one word, and most of the chess pieces were surrounded. There was no need to continue the chess game.

"Assigned."

Zhou Xiancong stood up and cupped his hands.

Zhou Xiancong, who came from a wealthy family, pretended to be romantic, and had an astonishing amount of alcohol. If it wasn't for the purpose of paralyzing his opponents, Zhou Xiancong would be fine even after drinking three bowls.

Li Wei was obviously dissatisfied with such an elegant way, he walked behind Zhou Xiancong with a big laugh, and patted him on the back.

The movement was hacked to death, but it was deliberately slapped on the acupoints. Zhou Xiancong, a frail scholar, couldn't stand Li Wei's internal strength, and spit it out with his mouth.

The bowl of wine he drank just now, together with today's breakfast, was vomited on Berthe's head.

"I'm sorry, he's too strong to drink and can't hold on anymore."

Stretching out his hand to touch the vomit, Berthe was also speechless, and ran to the side and vomited.

"Your Majesty, is this all right?"

Zhou Xiancong asked in a low voice.

"This is called repaying others with the same way. Do you sympathize with Jinren?"

Li Wei said.

"Don't dare, Cao Min thinks, it's too light to spare them."

Zhou Xiancong said.

"In the future, don't call yourself a grassroots man, but become a Hanlin editor, and call yourself a humble minister."

Li Wei said.

If it weren't for Li Wei's private visit, Zhou Xiancong would have knelt down and kowtowed to him. Before, he played the double reed with Zhulan Yaer just to protect the interests of the family. Now that he has an official status and is in the heart of the emperor, Zhou Xiancong's ass has changed immediately position.

As long as he can continue to be promoted, if Li Wei wants to copy Zhou Xiancong's hometown, Zhou Xiancong can probably take the lead.

Mao Yixi, who had lost three games in a row, also realized that something was wrong, so he quickly said: "It is obvious that you are on stage, but you don't compete even once, are you playing us? In the fourth game, you have to go on stage to compete in person. "

"Better than what?"

Li Wei said with a smile.

"Compare arithmetic."

Maui said confidently.

Hearing this, Li Wei almost burst out laughing, reciting scriptures, playing the piano, playing Go, he is not good at any of them, only arithmetic is his strong point.

In the later generations, Li Wei was just a young man, but he had received nine years of compulsory education, and learned mathematics that was far ahead of contemporary times. In Daqin, Li Wei was a master of mathematics. Mao Yixi was even better than this, and Li Wei even doubted it. Mauixi is a very deep undercover agent lurking in the Kingdom of Jin.

"Comparison, who is afraid of whom?"

Li Wei said confidently.

With a wave of his hand, a young man walked out of the golden men, wearing Hanfu among the golden men, which made him stand out from the crowd.

"I'm Song Tianren, please advise."

After Li Wei nodded, Song Tianren immediately began to ask questions, saying: "Today, there are pheasant and rabbits in the same cage. There are 35 heads on the top and 94 feet on the bottom. How many are the pheasant and rabbits?"

After mental calculation, Li Wei said directly: "There are 23 chickens and [-] rabbits."

Seeing Song Tianren's surprised face, Li Wei asked with a smile, "Why, the answer is wrong?"

"No, no, right, right."

Song Tianren said in shock.

I studied arithmetic since I was a child, and it took me two days to figure out how to calculate this difficult problem. However, Li Wei answered two answers with his mouth, which surprised Song Tianren.

"Your Excellency, please come up with a question."

Song Tianren said to Li Wei.

"If you ask me about chickens and rabbits in the same cage, then I will also ask about one of the same type. One rooster costs five cents, one hen costs three cents, and three chicks cost one penny. You can buy one hundred chickens for one hundred cents. Ask, how many cocks, hens, and chickens are there?"

As soon as Li Wei opened his mouth, he came up with a system of three-variable indeterminate equations. Song Tianren was really stunned by the question, he took out a counting chip and started fiddling with it, but the counting chip was obviously not enough, so he took out a pen and paper and began to write and draw.