Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

Sitting in the back row, Tian Yangsi, dressed in a sexy dress and wearing flat shoes, watched the cat in his arms munching on snacks and swallowing.

Is it really so delicious?I really want to try it.

Trying to paw and pull the cat's claws that protect the food, the cat's serious eyes greeted it.

Dare to move my food? ????˙?????

cough cough.

Tian Yangsheng in the front row coughed.

Reluctantly, Miao Le let go of her paw, and let the excrement shoveler pick up a piece of potato chips.

After a while, when he breaks through to about seven or eight layers of mortal body, he must let this cold-faced killer know that he is not easy to mess with!

The red light came on and the van stopped.

A sports car came next, followed by a police car.

While waiting for the red light, the second child, Tian Yangyi, looked back at Tian Yangsi, and said dissatisfiedly: "Sister, we are mainlanders looking for relatives, we are poor people, why do you look so good-looking?"

"Besides, girls should not dress like this outside, as it is easy to be stalked by BT. You know, I have stalked five of them today!"

Sitian Yangzhi on the side smiled: "Haha, second child, don't follow alone, remember to call me next time, it's easy to be beaten by yourself!"

Tianyangsi ignored them, and even wanted to spit twice in tonight's meal.

Dog men are all perverts!

Meow!

Miao Le, who was buried in Tianyangsi's arms, had a crooked mouth, revealing a smile that any man could understand, it was his lost youth.

In the police car on the side, the plainclothes driver smiled flatteringly at the man in the co-pilot: "Officer Fang, I heard that you will take the promotion test next week, and I will call you Inspector Fang from now on."

"My friends all want to come and study with you. I heard that there is a person named Chen Jin in their group, and he got into trouble again today!"

Fang Yiwei smiled disdainfully: "Trash, being a policeman is not only about working hard!" After speaking, he stretched out his finger and pointed to his head: "You have to rely on your brain!"

"In this world, as long as there is one kind of people who can live better, they are smart people!"

The plainclothes immediately echoed: "Officer Fang's words are eloquent, which really enlightened his subordinates."

Fang Yiwei looked at the black car next to him boredly, he was a little lonely who understood the world.

Glancing at the car next to him, a person sitting by the window at the back of the car caught his attention. He was sitting very straight, with neat short hair, wearing sunglasses, and an imposing manner.

The green light came on and the black van left quickly.

Fang Yiwei hesitated for a while, then gestured to the police car behind him.

bibo, bibo...

After 3 minutes, the police car stopped the black car.

"People in the car, please get out of the car and accept inspection!"

When the siren sounded, the three brothers and sisters felt that something was wrong. According to the countermeasures discussed earlier, Tianyangsi quickly rolled up a piece of clothing and stuffed it into his home clothes.

"Ah, ah..."

The second child Yang Yi hurriedly opened the door, raised his hands in a panic, and began to perform: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I drove too fast, my wife is about to give birth, I'm sorry..."

Seeing the swollen belly of the pregnant woman in the back seat, Ah Jun in plain clothes withdrew his hand from the police gun and shouted, "Officer, his wife is in a hurry to have a baby."

Then he seriously reprimanded Tian Yangyi: "Your wife is in a hurry to have a baby? Why do you drive so fast? Let's go!"

Fang Yiwei stood steadily in the distance, took a flashlight to shine in the car, listened to the cry of the pregnant woman, noticed the loose home clothes, flat shoes, a little believed.

However, thinking of the figure he saw just now, he who always used his brain to handle cases believed in his intuition.

"Ah Jun, go up and have a look!"

Tian Yangyi's eyes sank, he smiled awkwardly and went back to the car.

Several policemen followed Fang Yiwei for a long time, very vigilant, and quickly put their hands on the holsters to prevent accidents.

"Meow~"

When Ah Jun stepped forward, a meow instantly broke the tense atmosphere, and everyone relaxed.

How can someone who cares about keeping a cat be a bad person!

Then, Ah Jun saw the delicate and cute kitten the size of his palm poking its head out from the pregnant woman's feet, and yelled at him again.

With a pink nose and mouth, and pointed and soft ears, she is very small and delicate.

so cute!Ah Jun felt like his heart was about to melt, as if he touched it twice!

"Ah! It hurts... ah!"

Tianyangsi quietly hid the automatic rifle behind his back, continued to scream loudly, and even some unknown liquid flowed out from under his skirt, very professional.

"Old man, my amniotic fluid seems to have broken!"

Ah Jun quickly turned his head to look at Officer Fang.

Fang Yiwei pondered for a moment, then looked at the kitten, which was clean and cute.

Then waved.

Ah Jun nodded quickly, and said with concern: "Go quickly, do you want us to see you off?"

Tian Yangyi quickly waved his hand: "Thank you, officer, no need, the hospital has been contacted and is waiting for us!"

......

Looking at the black car going away, Fang Yiwei was a little envious, such a cute cat, I don't know if I can pet it twice next time I see it.

Get back in the car and continue patrolling.

......

The four people and one cat drove quietly and returned to the underground parking lot of the community. They looked at each other before they breathed a sigh of relief.

With their strength and firepower, they are naturally not afraid of the police, but of scaring the snake.

The bank robbery planned by several people more than half a year ago went so smoothly because of the inside ghost, and they suffered heavy losses because they were betrayed by the inside ghost.Obviously, it is easy to see that the status of this inner ghost is definitely not low, so it is best to hide in the dark.

Fortunately, after more than half a month of investigation, several people found the first target, followed the clues, and the target should not be far away.

Early the next morning, Tian Yangsi went to buy a big fish and brought it back, put it in the pool, and they went out, leaving Miao Le to look after the house.

After the shit shovel officer left, Miao Le lazily leaned on the sofa by the window sill, put his limbs under his body, kicked his hands, basked in the sun, and performed the exercises silently.

No 996, no baldness!Opening his mouth when the meal is coming, every day someone asks about his health, it turns out that cats are so happy!

Slightly crooked the corners of his mouth, Miao Le sank his mind while exercising automatically, while looking at his inheritance memory.

In this day and age, there is nothing he likes other than food, so it's better to just learn something than to lie down and be a waste.

In the past, I wanted to be a waste because I couldn’t even afford a house if I worked hard for the rest of my life.It's different now, he just needs to practice hard, hmph, let alone one house, he will buy dozens of houses, and each house will raise a good-looking girl to wash his clothes.

Don't ask why there are so many clothes to wash, rich and willful!

After reading the novels written by his ancestors, no, it’s a documentary, and after sipping his mouth, Miao Le felt that his biography should also start to be compiled, no, he wrote it...

After seeing the nonsense of his ancestors, Miao Le turned over and began to think about the future. According to his usual single-threaded brain circuit, he had to set a small goal for himself in the next period of time.

After two months of unremitting efforts of his physical body and eating desperately, his current state is the peak of the mortal body, with a strength of 199 jin.

For every hour of food he eats, he will lose an hour of life, saying that there is nothing wrong with working hard.

Then, the first goal: break through to the second level of the mortal body.

According to the inheritance memory records, if there are some medicines to assist him, his practice speed can be faster, but it is not much faster.For the Tmall clan, the fastest way to increase their cultivation base is to follow the people of fortune.

According to his observation, the movements of the three brothers and sisters have been getting bigger and bigger these days, and they often encounter some unexpected situations.

This situation means that the gears of fate start to turn, their luck starts to boil, and they will soon reach the most critical moment in their lives.

Incidentally, Miao Le's practice speed also began to speed up. In a short period of time, he grew from a kitten to a monster cat with a hundred catties of strength. In addition to his own talent, the blessing of luck is also indispensable, so the following Try to follow them for a while.

And the fate of hundreds of millions of beings in this world is like the ups and downs of the tide. After the peak, there will be a decline. Correspondingly, his cultivation speed will not be satisfactory.

So, the second goal: to find the next lucky person.

As for the three brothers and sisters, of course they were dumped after being used.

After all, he is a cat, so he has no feelings!

......

Two weeks later, mental rehabilitation center.

He Yongqiang, the former bank security supervisor, sat quietly on the chair, staring blankly at the cat movies on the TV, in a daze.

In the bank robbery half a year ago, everyone died except him, and he became what he is now.

A fat mouse walked swaggeringly in front of the TV, looked at the orange cat on the TV, and then gnawed the apple next to the TV indifferently.

In some places, the mouse is the king of the underground world.

laugh!

There was a loud brake sound at the door.

The mouse in front of the TV shrugged its nose. Suddenly, it seemed to smell something horrible. It froze for a while, opened its mouth unconsciously, and the flesh fell out.A second later, all four limbs moved together, panicked, turned around the room a few times, and finally climbed to the window, and jumped out without thinking about his own safety.

He Yongqiang's heart sank. This is the sixth floor. Could it be an earthquake or something scary?

Chapter 0005: Mentally ill, quite spiritual!

boom!

The door of the ward was violently pushed open.

A man wearing sunglasses walked in slowly, ignoring other mental patients who were watching TV, and turned off the TV casually.

Seeing the apple next to the TV, the man in sunglasses picked up one casually, then sat next to He Yongqiang, looked at his silly expression, and smiled.

He took out a knife from his pocket and slowly peeled the apple.

Looking at the so-called mental patient, Tian Yangsheng looked at the knife in his hand for a while, and smiled: "The mental patient is quite mental!"

He Yongqiang's face didn't change at all, he still looked forward dully: I'm a fool!

Tian Yangsheng stood up, sat in front of He Yongqiang, slowly took off his sunglasses, and looked at the former partner in front of him: "We are selling our lives, but we will not let others sell our lives."

"Who betrayed us? Tell me!"

Paused for a while, then continued: "You dare not say, is it because you have also swallowed our money?"

Noticing that the man in front of him was still pretending to be stupid, Tian Yangsheng raised his knife and cut the already peeled apple in half: "I just went to visit your wife, she is very beautiful, and your son, who is a cute boy How fast!"

"It was your son who told me that you are here. It's a nice place, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant."

After finishing speaking, Tian Yangsheng stuffed half an apple into He Yongqiang's hand, stared at him, and said slowly: "I'll wait for you at the back door, think clearly!"

"boom!"

He Yongqiang turned his head slowly when he heard the sound of the door closing, and looked outside the door.

The lively birds and insects in the past have all disappeared for some reason, and the surroundings are so quiet that it is scary.

......

In the car, after touching the little yellow cat in his arms that has been sleeping since morning, Tian Yangsi quietly looked out the window.

It was a grass field, and a young man was leaning on a stone and playing a game console concentratingly.

After the mother on the side got tired of playing with the child, she looked at the man with disgust, and asked the child, "Son, look, daddy knows how to play games, isn't he a waste?"

The son looked at his father, then at his mother, and replied firmly, "Yes!"

"Then let's not learn from him!" Mom taught earnestly.

The child was silent for a while, and seeing the joy on his father's face, he said seriously to his mother, "Mom, I want to be trash too!"

......

The corner of Tianyangsi's mouth raised, and he thought to himself: "When everything here is understood, will I have such a brat in the future? When the time comes, will I be beaten, or will I be beaten again?"