Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

"It's nothing to fall into the water. Last time a wild boar came to the village and was about to hug the child. The street lamp suddenly let out a meow, and it was so frightened by the wild boar that it collapsed. It is said that it was the beast Elvis next to King Qi Yan. The voice of the King of Beasts! Beasts of all sizes in the mountains of Eastern Hand are under his control!"

"And ask us for free wages? Don't forget."

"Ah, that's right! This Qi Qingtian is really a good official. I hope he can continue to be the boss of our Jingzhou. This is the parental official!"

"Have you forgotten the Star Group? They are the real bulls. I heard that they have paid more than one billion yuan in taxes this year. Otherwise, where will Jingzhou get the money for development? Do you know how much this concrete road costs per kilometer? "

"It is said to cost 30!"

"Hey, by the way, there are more students in that village elementary school now, has your child improved in studies?" Boss Chen asked curiously.

"I heard from my baby that she has improved. The class used to be 18, but now the class is 48! The fifth from the bottom." Chen Lao Er laughed.

Huang Cheng was taken aback, he thought, isn't this a step backward?

"Then your baby is still close, and my baby said that he is now the sixth from the bottom! The progress is obvious!" Chen Laosan was a little proud.

Huang Cheng:? ? ?

......

Jingzhou, state office.

Qi Tongwei was a little helpless, it's not a good thing that everyone has made money, each one of the fireworks is set off as if they don't need money, and now he walks out the door, and he can't see it from a few meters away.

The key point is that some people are greedy for cheap, and they don’t know where to buy low-quality fireworks. After a year, there have been several fire and medical accidents.

After thinking about it for a while, he decided that from next year, fireworks will be banned in all areas of Jingzhou City, and all small fireworks workshops without fire certificates will be closed, and those who sell them without permission will be punished criminally.

Of course, in order not to be too deserted during the New Year, each district can organize a fireworks show. Later, for the sake of environmental protection, Xingkong Technology can consider developing virtual projection technology, which is more cool and technological.

"Jingle bell~"

"Jingzhou Office!" Qi Tongwei picked up the phone.

"This is the Shangjing office. After discussion at the meeting, Shangjing plans to lay the ground network. After the year, relevant supervisors will come up to inquire about related matters. I hope Guizhou will cooperate. The specific handover letter will be sent by fax in a few days."

"Roger that!"

Putting down the phone, Qi Tongwei was a little strange. Don't these elders take a break during the Chinese New Year?He was a little suspicious that Zhao Lichun was showing off something during the meeting above, and then when the big boss in Shangjing was eating, he wanted to set up this ground network in Shangjing as soon as he slapped his head.

When you reach a certain level, you will find that many human personalities are common. Except for the bonus of halo, everyone is an ordinary person who laughs and scolds.

For example, An Yi is a tech guru in the news, but secretly a sex critic, who starts cursing mothers without saying a word, which is not civilized at all.

"TNN's, don't let people stop during the New Year's Eve!" Digu said, Qi Tongwei picked up the phone: "Secretariat, prepare the relevant materials for the ground network, and there will be a delegation from Beijing to investigate after the next year."

The secretary on duty hung up the phone: "It's TM!"

Miao Le who is still surfing the Internet: ...

Shaking his head, he continued to be hilarious in the chat room. It has to be said that during the boring days, the netizens provided him with a lot of fun.

Prosperity is gone: "Brothers, my son is five years old and still eats his hands. He has used bitter gourd water and gloves, but he still can't quit. Do you have any suggestions?"

The wind is quiet: "It will be fine slowly, I am 25 now, and my mother doesn't care if I eat my hands or not! (dog head)"

Miao Le: ...

Yu Chenlong: "Brothers, the New Year's Eve is still chatting, don't you want to chat with your family? How are you all?"

Miao Le: "At present, everything is normal except the spirit!"

Sky Dragon: "At present, everything is normal except the spirit!"

.....

Chapter 0127: Zhong Xiaoai surrenders

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, on the Handong Provincial Highway, a Hongqi car was driving towards Jingzhou along with a large number of vehicles.

In the car, Zhong Xiaoai in the driver's seat was a little strange: "Why do you feel that there are more people going to Jingzhou than to our Shangjing?"

Hou Liangping, the co-pilot, said with a smile: "What's so strange about this? Didn't you hear how Secretary Zhao bragged at the meeting? We in Handong will take the 80 billion yuan we gained from the stock market within three years to the people. , and use it for the people. We will do our best to build Jingzhou into a modern and civilized city!" After speaking, Hou Liangping began to imitate the bragging words of Secretary Zhao at his father-in-law's house during the Chinese New Year.

Zhong Xiaoai gave him a blank look. This man has good character and appearance, but he always feels like a child who can't grow up.

After walking for a while, Zhong Xiaoaiqi said: "Hey, Liangping, have you noticed that there is no one on the provincial road in Handong side to take the express lane next to it? Really, I observed all the way."

Hou Liangping smiled and said, "Comrade Zhong Xiaoai, I'm going to criticize you. Since I'm here to investigate the ground network project, why don't you read those documents and materials? Have you noticed that there is a white street light on the side of the road every other section of the road?" ? That’s the ground network! All drivers who use the express lane here without a reason will be stopped and fined at the front gate. After several fines, everyone has learned to behave well.”

Zhong Xiaoai was amazed when he heard this: "There are so many cars, and the license plate numbers of some cars can't be seen clearly at all, but this ground network can even recognize them. It seems that you, an old senior, have developed a lot in technology beyond our imagination. ah."

"That's right! You don't even know whose senior it is!" Hou Liangping and You Rong Yan.

"Oh! A child from a farmer's family, a mere graduate student, has developed a technology that is more advanced than that of the Federation in a few years. Do you think it is possible? Is it possible that it is a conspiracy by the Federation?" Zhong Xiaoai couldn't see her husband's complacency. Start mocking.

Hou Liangping fell into deep thought.

......

Handong, the pass.

"Director Zhong, Section Chief Hou, you've come all the way, thanks for your hard work!" Secretary Chen was wearing a white down jacket, shivering from the cold on the side of the road. After scolding Qi Tongwei hundreds of times in his heart, he finally waited for the prosecutor to arrive.

Zhong Xiaoai got out of the car and said with a cold face: "First of all, I am the deputy director. Besides, is our Deputy Governor Qi so busy?" asked.

Secretary Chen smiled and understood the meaning of her words: "I'm sorry, in order to receive two distinguished guests, I'm afraid that the reception will not be good, Deputy Governor Qi has already made preparations at the guest house."

"Hmph!" Back in the car, Zhong Xiaoai's chest heaved violently, and he gave Hou Liangping a glance: "You old senior is really arrogant, I go to other houses, and the leader will greet him personally, what about him? A little lieutenant governor sent a secretary to perfuse me!"

Hou Liangping smiled and said: "Comrade Zhong Xiaoai, you can't blame my senior for this. He is an ordinary farmer, how can he know your background!"

"What do you mean? You mean that a group of people received me in person because of my father?" Zhong Xiaoai felt that her husband wanted to quarrel today, and always turned against her.

Hou Liangping stopped talking, didn't he?

"Hmph!" snorting again, Zhong Xiaoai stomped on the gas pedal angrily and followed Secretary Chen.

At the gate of the Jingzhou Guest House, Qi Tongwei was chatting boringly with several other subordinates, when Zhao Lichun hurried over suddenly.

"Have you tidied up your clothes, and have you cleaned up the sanitation around here?"

A few minutes later, the dignitaries in several states suddenly became cleaners and began to clean, and the surroundings looked brand new.

Half an hour later, a Xingkong car was in front, and another Beijing brand black red flag car with a very front license plate was behind.

Zhao Lichun quickly led people up to greet him, very enthusiastic, Qi Tongwei heard a woman sneering at him from a distance behind, although he didn't face the curse directly, but he already felt her surging emotions.

He was a little baffled, everyone said that Beijing officials were arrogant, and he had seen it today.On the contrary, Zhao Lichun has been helping to explain to save face.

At the dinner table, Secretary Liu, Zhao Lichun's first secretary, was the first to toast Zhong Xiaoai with a wine glass.

Zhong Xiaoai's eyes rolled. She is from Shangjing. Under the influence of her parents, she has an amazing drinking capacity since she was a child. In addition, she is a girl and has inherent advantages. She has never lost at the wine table. She suddenly had an idea.

"Secretary Liu, don't be in a hurry to toast me. Speaking of which, there are so many people at the dinner table today, and you haven't introduced them to me yet." Zhong Xiaoai said with a smile.

"Ah, that's right, Director Zhong, it's my fault, so I'll introduce you one by one!" Secretary Liu quickly apologized. In his position, it is already instinctive to bully others.

Zhong Xiaoai continued to smile: "That's so boring. Look, it's not easy for us to come from Shangjing. Today we'll just have a good drink, but I'm a little girl, so you have to let me go!"

"In this way, if Secretary Liu introduces someone, I'll toast him a glass of wine, but I'll use a small glass, what do you think?"

"Okay!" Zhao Lichun said with a smile: "I think this idea is good, you all don't embarrass me, Handong!"

"I didn't say anything, today we will risk our lives to accompany the gentleman!" Xiao Gangyu shouted, drinking with girls is his favorite.

"Okay, Director Zhong is happy!" The others quickly echoed. The big cup is actually a wine dispenser, and there are only four or five small cups poured out of a big cup. She respects each girl one by one, and they don't suffer.

"Then let's start!" Zhong Xiaoai smiled with a crisp voice.

Hou Liangping next to him put his hand on his forehead. These officials in Handong are probably going to be unlucky today, but he knows his wife's alcohol tolerance.

After a few drinks, he introduced Qi Tongwei, and Zhong Xiaoai toasted: "It turns out that Deputy Governor Qi is the rumored King Qi Yan, and he has better skin than women as rumored. I really envy me. In this way, Deputy Governor Qi, I and You hit it off as soon as you saw it, and I propose three cups to you!"

"Okay, Director Zhong is huge!" The elders on the side immediately started to join in the fun, and now they also saw Zhong Xiaoai's tricks, but anyway, they were not the ones who tricked them, so the competition at the wine table will be lively.

Qi Tongwei smiled, raised his glass and said, "It's better to be respectful than to obey!" After finishing speaking, he drank half a catty of wine.

As soon as she finished drinking, Zhong Xiaoai continued to come: "Deputy Governor Qi, come on, say three cups is three cups, this is the second cup!" She took a sip of the small wine glass, then turned the mouth of the wine glass down, and signaled to Qi Tongwei .

Qi Tongwei also picked up the wine glass with a smile, and drank it in one gulp, pointing the wine glass down as a gesture.

"The third cup!"

"Deputy governor Qi, you are still my husband's old senior, why are we so close, let's have another drink!"

"Deputy Governor Qi, I have always admired your contribution to the people of Jingzhou. Have another drink."

"Deputy Governor Qi, this time you are here to investigate the ground network, you have to take good care of us, do it!"

.......

An hour and a half later, after 20 glasses of wine, Zhong Xiaoai's face was a little rosy, but Qi Tongwei was still a little bit dissatisfied when he saw that Qi Tongwei was still calm and took the food.

Anyone who has had a drink with her knows that before drinking, he was from Shangjing, and after drinking, Shangjing belongs to her!

Calculating casually, this Qi Tongwei may have drunk ten catties of wine, but he still didn't change his face. How could it be possible, this must be fake!

When the waiter was pouring the wine again, Zhong Xiaoai took the bottle directly: "Deputy Governor Qi, why did we hit it off today. Come, I will pour the wine for you in person, and I will trouble you in the following research!" After finishing speaking, He got off the table and walked to Qi Tongwei's side to pour the wine.

Qi Tongwei looked at Hou Liangping, who had been silent all this time, and before he could respond, Zhong Xiaoai called out: "Why, Deputy Governor Qi, I will pour wine for you in person and come to your side to toast in person, won't you refuse to give me a toast?" face?"

Qi Tongwei was happy: "Yes, I will definitely give it for your face! Drink."

After finishing another two boxes of Moutai, even if Zhong Xiaoai drank only one-fifth of it, she drank about three catties of liquor at this time, and she was dizzy, and her bladder was still full, even if she was a woman. The belly is also very swollen.

However, she couldn't lose, otherwise wouldn't she lose the face of the old Zhong's family?

"Come on, continue!" Zhong Xiaoai's wine glass was dangling.

"Let me come, you rest for a while!" Hou Liangping came over and took the wine glass: "Old senior, long time no see, you don't think I'm taking advantage of others, do you?"

Even if it was his wife who caused the trouble first, but who is his wife, Hou Liangping still stood up firmly.

"Then, you... you... drink first... I'll go... take a pee..." Zhong Xiaoai crossed her legs and hurried out.

"Tong Wei, don't be afraid. You drink first. If you can't wait, we will support you! Today, let's let the comrades in Shangjing see the strength of our Handong." Zhao Lichun spoke, and the clay figurine was still angry, don't say anything This little deputy director Zhong Xiaoai, even if his father talks to a big official like him, he has to be polite.

"Okay, monkey, speaking of it, we haven't had a drink for a long time, so let's have a good time today, blowing on the bottle?" Qi Tongwei took off his coat, and today he will let this junior see what real mass is.

"Dry~"

......

The next day, on the bed, Zhong Xiaoai Mimihuhu opened his eyes.

It was already dawn, and he raised his hand, looked at the time on his watch, was startled, and quickly pushed Hou Liangping who was sleeping next to him like a dead pig.

"It's already two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still sleeping! Well, why is this room so smelly, hey, did you vomit on me, vomit!"

Half an hour later, the two tidied up.

"Liangping, did you beat your old senior with a drink later last night?"

Hou Liangping patted his head, feeling like his head was going to split open, and thought for a while: "I don't know, I just remember drinking three bottles in one go with the old senior, and then Secretary Zhao told me to take it easy, and I sat on the chair and Lost consciousness."

"It's useless!" Zhong Xiaoai said contemptuously.

"Hey, big brother doesn't talk about second brother, didn't you go to the bathroom? Where are you?"

Zhong Xiaoai blushed pretty.

.....

Half a month later, Hou Liangping and Zhong Xiaoai came to the Jingzhou office together.

Qi Tongwei got up and said hello: "Hey, rare guest, I haven't seen you for half a month, when are you going to have another drink?"

Zhong Xiaoai was a little embarrassed. After inquiring during this period of time, she realized that Qi Tongwei was simply the God of Dionysus. She was completely overestimated that day, but this time she really took it.

"Don't drink, don't drink, Governor Qi Hailiang!" Zhong Xiaoai directly conceded, because of her father's relationship, she admired men who drink a lot: "We are here today to discuss business."

Qi Tongwei smiled and said, "Okay, Secretary Chen, serve some good tea!"

After exchanging a few pleasantries, Zhong Xiaoai got to the point: "Governor Qi, after our investigation during this period, we noticed that your ground network mainly has three points:

First: the lamp post on the side of the road, which integrates solar cells, a full-width camera, and some chips to process and send information.Your lampposts have many advantages. They are difficult to destroy, easy to install, and difficult to disassemble illegally. They can run automatically for several months even if there is no sun if the network is cut off;

Second: The main server of your Ministry of Public Security integrates and processes relevant information of the whole government. The speed and accuracy of the processing make us amazed;