Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

"Wow!"

Qi Tongwei secretly breathed a sigh of relief and got away with it!

When he was one kilometer away from the entrance of the village, Qi Tongwei was a little relaxed. It was better at home. When he went out for inspection some time ago, some people greeted him directly at the expressway ten kilometers away. A group of people carried flags and shouted slogans. I can't do it anymore.

There is still no one in 500 meters, he suddenly feels a little uncomfortable, he has done so much for the village, why hasn't he been picked up yet?Are they all white-eyed wolves?

200 meters, relax, there is a group of people standing on the side of the road in front of it, it is winter, the sky is full of snow, many children next to it seem to be forcibly dragged by their parents, some are playing snowball fights, and some are still rolling all over the ground.

Open the door and get out of the car.

Miao Le jumped up and disappeared, hit the dog!

"Tong Wei, you're back, you've worked hard all the way!" The village head was the first to say hello, and the others also shouted their own.

Qi Tongwei called out one by one, followed with a friendly smile.

"Look at him, I heard that he is the boss of Jingzhou, and he is so polite with us!"

"Yeah, that's how a high-ranking official looks like. Look at the little director in the town. It only works if you go to do a business and evade it for a long time, and finally move Tong Wei out."

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Listening to the discussions behind others, Qi Tongwei remained calm.

People, you must learn to pretend to be deaf and dumb, otherwise you will not be happy!

"Tong Wei, it just so happens that today our village worships the ancestors. You are now the patriarch of our Qi family. You will take the lead in this ceremony!" After finishing speaking, Village Chief Qi put a yellow cloth on Qi Tongwei's shoulders.

Qi Tongwei was taken aback, good guy, it's right to wear a yellow robe.

Also, when did he become the patriarch, he didn't even know?

"Second Uncle, I don't even know how to worship ancestors!"

"Listen to the slogan, just offer incense and kowtow!"

Afterwards, the crowd marched toward the village in a mighty manner.

As soon as you enter the village, there is a straight asphalt road extending in all directions. There are two-story villas with yards on the side of the road, all of which are the same.

"How about it? We all live in houses like this now. Your house is next to my house. By the way, your old house is still in the same place. We didn't move it because we were afraid you would miss something." The village head explained. road.

"Thanks to Tong Wei, we never dreamed of living in such a nice house before!"

"Yeah, not to mention that some families can afford a car now, that's great!"

Qi Tongwei also nodded, the folks are all doing well, that's great!

After walking for another 10 minutes, the crowd came to a large square, which looked about the size of a football field. A huge statue in the middle was placed on a square stone platform, and many words were engraved around the stone platform.

Wither looked like a man, standing with his hands behind his back, with a bamboo hat on his head, and a cat standing on his shoulder.

Village head Qi smiled and said, "At first we wanted to carve this statue in your image, but the old man didn't agree, saying that you are not dead yet. In the end it became what you are now. When you die, we will Change your face."

Qi Tongwei: ...

Why can't you climb him up?

A platform was built with square stones behind the statue, covered with red cloth and tall shelves.The front side of the table is where the family tree is placed.

There are several tablets in front of the genealogy. From a distance, Qi Tongwei seems to be the brothers and uncles of the old man. They all died when they fought against the devils.

According to the custom of Qijia Village, whenever these people worshiped their ancestors, they would enjoy the incense sticks.

They deserve a lot of credit!

On the right side of the stage sat a few old people from Qijia Village, the leader was the old man, and Qi Tongwei on the left didn't know him, so he should have come to watch the ceremony.

When Qi Tongwei walked to the front of the stage, a few children rushed out from the left, kowtowing to Qi Tongwei, bang bang bang, very sincere.

Qi Tongwei was taken aback, and quickly helped them up.

"Haha, the grandparents of these children are sick, and they were rescued by the 'Qijia Village Pension Fund' that you ordered to establish last time when you came back. This is to thank you." Village Chief Qi laughed.

Qi Tongwei touched a few children, took out the red envelopes he had prepared from his pocket, and handed out one to each of them.

"Thank you uncle~" the girl doll was very shy.

"Uncle Qi, I want you to be a high-ranking official who does good things for people in the future!"

"Me too, thank you Uncle Qi for saving my grandma."

"Grandpa Qi, I want to be a good policeman like the same one." This person is low in seniority.

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The children expressed their gratitude in a childlike voice. Although they did not have as many vocabulary as those officials, Qi Tongwei was moved in a different way, and even felt that the burden on him was a little heavier.

I am now a role model in the eyes of many children!Never do anything wrong in the future!

After sending the children away, Village Chief Qi straightened his face and signaled to the master of ceremonies holding a trumpet on the left.

Immediately, the gongs and drums sounded together.

"The ancestor worship ceremony, start!" The master of ceremonies shouted.

"The Qi Clan's ancestor worship ceremony in Qijia Village is about to begin. Please invite the patriarch Qi Tongwei, the thirteenth grandson of the eldest house Qi Yaohua, and the thirteenth grandson of the second bedroom Qi Yaodong. Please invite the staff to enter!"

At this time, Village Chief Qi thought of something, and took out a piece of paper to Qi Tongwei: "This is the line you are going to shout later, remember it!"

Qi Tongwei looked at the dozens of words on the paper and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the village chief was not too foolish, so he glanced at it and memorized it directly.

Thirty seconds later, Qi Tongwei, wearing a yellow silk scarf, held his head high and walked slowly to the family tree with the village chief and secretary.

"Clean water!" Three girls in uniforms came to them with golden basins.

Qi Tongwei carefully cleaned his hands.

"Clean towel!" Three more girls came over, handed them yellow silk scarves, and wiped their hands.

"Welcome to the ancestors!"

Qi Tongwei turned around, facing the world, with a solemn expression, cupped his hands, and bent down: "It's an auspicious time for the zodiac, and the Qi family in our Qijia Village is holding an ancestor worship ceremony. We respectfully invite all the ancestors to come together, enjoy the food, fruits and vegetables, and honor the filial piety of the descendants! "

The voice was loud and solemn, and all the onlookers could hear it clearly, and their expressions became serious in an instant, and even the children who were playing around stopped unknowingly.

"For the first time, pay homage to heroes and sages! Remember blood and deep hatred!"

Qi Tongwei took the three incense sticks handed over by the girl, together with the village head and the secretary, knelt down and kowtowed to the tablets under the family tree, bowed three times, and then stood up to burn incense.

"Ya Shangxiang, worship the ancestors! Bless my Qi family, the children and grandchildren are full of happiness!"

After receiving the three sticks of incense from the girl again, Qi Tongwei and the secretary of the village head knelt down and kowtowed to the family tree, bowed three times, and then stood up to burn incense.

"San Shangxiang, worship the elderly! I wish the elderly a long life, good health and longevity!"

This time there was no incense, and the three of Qi Tongwei knelt down and kowtow respectfully to the old ladies on the right.

The old man couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and even his eyes were a little hazy. When the brothers and uncles went to battle for the country and killed the enemy, they thought they were doomed, but they didn't expect him to see a day full of children and grandchildren.

"Second brother, third child, I didn't work in vain! If you go down, you must toast me!" The old man thought to himself.

"All clansmen stand up!"

Hearing this, everyone in Qijia Village, the old man, and even the people on the left side of the platform stood up together.

"Three bows to the ancestors, heroes and martyrs!"

Everyone faced the high platform, bent down, and bowed three times!

The gongs and drums rang together, and the sound shook the sky!

Later, under the organization of the master of ceremonies, Qi Shan Qiyu of Qi Tongwei's generation, as well as their wives and children, all dressed in formal attire, men's Zhongshan suits, and women's Hanfu, all stood in the audience.

"Worship the ancestors!" Everyone knelt together and kowtowed to the stage. Qi Tongwei and others had already stood away.

"Glory to the Patriarch!"

Qi Shan and the others stood up, bent over Qi Tongwei, and cupped their hands.

"Goodbye!"

Qi Tongwei returned the salute with the same gesture.

"Glory to the elders!"

A group of people knelt down to the old man again and kowtowed three times.

"Okay, okay!" The old man smiled happily.

"After the ceremony, let's eat!" (singed by the master of ceremonies)

Come up with three virgin boys, offering three sacrifices, pig's head, whole chicken (left), whole fish (right)

......

"Let's go, let's drink wine!"

In the end, Qi Tongwei, the village chief and the secretary held wine glasses and toasted table by table. After the ceremony was over, the sacrifices would be distributed to the children to eat without any waste.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the old man slowly walked home, with Qi Tongwei next to him supporting him.

"Why doesn't Grandpa hire a nanny?"

"Hmph, I'm not old yet. When I can't move, I'll go to a nursing home. Don't bother you!"

Qi Tongwei was a little surprised why the grandfather was angry again.

"How do you feel today?" Then the old man asked

Qi Tongwei thought for a while: "I'm very excited. I feel that life in our village is getting better and better, and there is also cohesion."

"Yeah, family and everything are prosperous! But when you have money, people's hearts will change, and you have to be bound by strict family rules. You have a high position and power, and sometimes people in the village think that they are your relatives. , this is not good!" the old man said worriedly.

"Hehe, I know, I'll talk to the village chief when I get back!"

"Well, I'm old, and sometimes they will get bored if I talk too much. Even those little guys don't know how to show off when they have money. Those who don't know think that you are greedy for the money in our village." The old man sneered.

Qi Tongwei laughed: "It's nothing more than the lack of money and morality. It will be great when the next generation reads more books!"

"Okay? Difficult! If the parents are like this, the children and grandchildren will also be affected. The family rules are not strict enough, otherwise there will be big problems in the future!" The old man continued.

Qi Tongwei fell into deep thought. He searched through the history books and found that there were not a few of those elders who were appointed as marquises and prime ministers by their clansmen. It seemed that he had to pay attention.

"Understood, I will re-establish the family rules with my uncle and uncle when I go back. In addition, I can't pay too much money!" Finally, Qi Tongwei made up his mind.

"Okay! That's right! My Qijia Village is about to rise, but the embankment of a thousand miles was destroyed by ant nests. We have to guard against some small things! Okay, I'm here, you should go back and rest early!" When we reached the door of the house, The old man bowed his hand and signaled Qi Tongwei to get out.

Qi Tongwei stood aside, watching the old man enter the door and turn on the light before leaving,

Walking on the road, looking at the village that has changed dramatically, I am filled with emotion.

Once upon a time, he was still struggling in a small law firm with no future, but in just a few years, he has come to where he is now.

Thanks to my unremitting efforts and a little bit of help from Brother Le.

"Ah, that god damn it, let my dog ​​go!"

The sudden scolding in the room made Qi Tongwei smile knowingly.

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Chapter 0122 relatives look at the parking lot

The holidays are always happy and short-lived for the rich and powerful, or those who feel at ease as waste.

In a blink of an eye, Qi Tongwei was going back to work. In just two days, a lot of things had accumulated in the state. In some cases, only his subordinates dared to do it.

"Third brother, are you leaving now?" While packing up, a woman and a shy man came in with a child.

Qi Tongwei looked up: "Jiumei, I also said that I won't see you for a year?"

Qi Yun smiled shyly: "I'm not celebrating the New Year at my husband's house this year, I just came back to see you."

Looking at the man and child behind him, Qi Tongwei felt a little emotional, time is not forgiving, he still remembers that Jiumei was the most naughty when he was young, crazier than them, and had a good relationship with him.

Once when the two of them went to the bathroom together, Qi Tongwei showed off loudly because of his competitive spirit: "Jiumei, you are not as good as me!"

"how is this possible!"

"I pee standing up farther than you pee!"

Qi Yun didn't believe in evil, and then took off his pants to compare with Qi Tongwei, but he pissed his pants while standing up, and the two of them waited until the sun went down and the pants were dry before they dared to go back.

Also, from childhood to summer, most of the men in the village didn’t wear shirts and were shirtless, and Qi Yun also followed them, taking off their shirts and running around, and it didn’t matter to his little friends, anyway, it was almost the same when he didn’t develop at that time.