It's reasonable for me to be versatile as a variety show guy, right?

By then, countless attacks will surely follow!

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt dizzy in his head, and his breathing became short of breath.

Wang Hao's irony is really wonderful!

His literary talent can only be eaten and waited to die, so why is the literary talent on the scene not as good as his?

Wouldn't he have to dig his grave and kill himself every minute?

"No, I'm afraid I'm doomed too!"

The middle-aged man's face darkened, and the dark circles around his eyes suddenly became darker. He gritted his teeth suddenly, and said directly:

"Since your literary talent is so elegant, why don't we impromptuly match a few couplets? In addition to celebrating Lao Zuo's birthday, we can also prove to the outside world that your literary talent is indeed genuine and not speculative! How about it?"

To couplets?

Hearing this, Wang Hao was startled.

He is not good at this project. After all, this couplet is different from a poem. It is just an improvisation. I don't know if the system can still help?

Chapter 212 The five sentences are eternal, who can be right?

Than couplets?

Hearing the middle-aged man's words, not only Wang Hao frowned, but even Zuo Min'an and others couldn't help frowning.

The middle-aged man's full name is Zhan Zhuangping.

Although the name is quite ordinary, his identity is not ordinary!

In addition to being a formal member of the Huaxia Writers Association, he himself is also a visiting professor of the Huaxia Academy of Literature, and he is extremely accomplished in couplets.

These two huge dark circles are the best proof!

Recently, the construction of the Huaxia Literature Archives is about to be completed, but there is a lack of a suitable couplet on the gate, so the senior leaders sent invitations to liberal arts colleges and associations across the country, asking everyone to brainstorm and write a good one. Couplets come out.

No, recently, many people in the literary circle are eager to have their couplets selected.

And Zhan Zhuangping is one of them, and he is still the one who is most likely to be selected!

After staying up for three full nights, and even the dark circles under the eyes were eliminated, ten couplets were refined and sent to the Huaxia Literature Archives.

If Zhou Liangyin hadn't invited him to help out, he might still be at home waiting for the announcement!

If he can be selected, this is a great achievement that will last forever!

……

Zhan Zhuang smiled and looked directly at Wang Hao, waiting for him to make a choice.

Couplets are no more than poems. If you want to make good couplets, you have extremely high requirements for your own literary skills!

Uncovering the ancient times and presenting the present, and brilliant pens to produce flowers, these are the characteristics of the strong in the couplet.

Therefore, in Zhan Zhuangping's view, Wang Hao will inevitably choose to retreat and not fight, and this also proves the fact that he is just empty-handed.

The quality of those poems just now is indeed very high, but as Yang Chuntao said, whether these poems were written by Wang Hao himself is still unknown.

"Isn't this bullying people?!"

Behind the crowd, Guo Xiaoxue pouts, fighting for Wang Hao.

Among the onlookers, there were quite a few upright elders who obviously couldn't stand it any longer, and echoed their complaints:

"It's really shameless for a group of old seniors to bully the younger generation!"

"Hehe, I don't know where I lost my face. It's better than couplets? Why don't you compete with fists and kicks? See if this young man can kick you to death?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, today I know what it means to be old and disrespectful. It's really an eye-opener."

"Young man, let's not compare with them. This old bastard deliberately took you into the pit because he saw you were young!"

"Brother Hao! Fuck him to death!"

Discussions came from behind one after another. Some people advised Wang Hao to back down, while others urged him to put Zhan Zhuangping on the ground.

Hearing these words, the corners of Wang Hao's mouth rose slightly, revealing a mysterious smile.

"Isn't it just couplets? Come on, I just want to see how good your couplet skills are, senior."

As soon as the voice fell, the system's prompt sounded first in Wang Hao's mind.

"Ding. Deduct 100 million popularity points and exchange for a copy of the couplets for the host!" 』

"Enough!"

Wang Hao secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart.

"Hahaha, good." Zhan Zhuangping laughed three times, obviously confident!

And behind him, a group of people who had lowered their heads in silence just now began to provoke like a tiger.

"An ignorant person is fearless. This junior obviously doesn't know how strong Teacher Zhan's couplets are. He will cry in a while."

"Haha, I heard that Mr. Zhan's manuscript has been successfully submitted to the Huaxia Literature Archives. Maybe it won't be long before his name will be engraved on the Pillar of Glory for future generations to admire!"

"Huh, I have to say that this junior's poetry and writing skills are indeed strong enough, but the next is when the real fun begins."

There was a lot of discussion among the crowd, and they continued to mock Wang Hao, obviously not optimistic about him.

"Hey, Xiao Hao is too big, he shouldn't agree!"

Zuo Min'an sighed helplessly.

He had already winked at Wang Hao a lot just now, but Wang Hao didn't respond as if he didn't see it.

Although he looked down on Zhan Zhuangping's character, it was undeniable that this guy's couplet technique had indeed reached its peak.

The couplet authors who can be called "masters" in China can be counted with two slaps, and Zhan Zhuangping is the best among them!

It is reported that the Huaxia Literature Archives is very appreciative of Zhan Zhuangping's contribution. Maybe it won't be long before a notification on the official website will appear.

While Zuo Min'an was sighing again and again, Wang Hao and Zhan Zhuangping had already agreed on the rules for this time.

The two sides each put out five uplinks, and the other side answered the downlinks. As for the judges, everyone on the scene jointly acted.

Everyone is a great talent in folk art and literature circles, even if they are not good at couplets, it is not a problem to be a judge.

Zhan Zhuangping stepped forward confidently, raised his hand towards Wang Hao and said, "In order to prevent some people from saying that I bully the younger generation, you should ask the question first, and I will answer it, how about it?"

Wang Hao smiled indifferently, "You are an elder, I listen to you, then I will make a question for that kid?"

After all, Wang Hao looked sideways at Guo Lei who was beside him.

After receiving the hint from his eyes, Guo Lei immediately reacted, and quickly stepped forward to start grinding.

After a while, the ink emerged.

Wang Hao picked up a pen and wrote: "Smoke Lock Pond Willow!"

The full text is only five words, and it is not as complicated as everyone imagined, as if it was written casually.

Someone scratched his head, chewed these five words carefully, and pulled out a handful of hair after thinking about it, "This couplet... seems a bit awesome!"

Seeing those people at the square table frowning, Zhan Zhuangping couldn't help showing a little mockery.

Isn't it just a couplet?Is it necessary to show this appearance?

"How short-sighted!"

After secretly complaining, surrounded by everyone, Zhan Zhuang stepped forward slowly, and his eyes fell on the rice paper.

Smoke lock pond willow?

"Hehe, such a pediatrician, look at me on the mountain buried in fog...huh?"

Just after he said three words, Zhan Zhuangping was startled for a moment, and the contempt in his eyes suddenly disappeared, replaced by deep shock.

You must know that what the couplet pays attention to is a plain antithesis and artistic conception.

And in this "Yan Suo Pond Willow", the radicals of each character also contain the artistic conception of the five elements, which correspond to gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.

In other words, if you want to make a good couplet, then it must also contain the artistic conception of the five elements.

And more importantly, the word "yan" in this couplet is still a noun, but "suo" has become a verb, and at the end "Pond Willow" has become a noun again.

What's even more damning is that if you look at "Pond Willow" separately, there are still three nouns juxtaposed!

So, if you want to make a couplet, you must follow this format!

Noun + verb + noun!

And this shit is just a format, and the artistic conception in it is even more complicated.

The highlights of the entire short sentence are concentrated on the verb "lock".

In the understanding of normal people, the smog is obviously illusory and sudden, but the word "lock" directly condenses it.

This exquisite rhetorical technique is so ingenious, it can be described as extraordinary and refined!

The more you look closely, the more the corners of Zhan Zhuangping's mouth twitch.

In fact, there have been quite a few subtitles in his mind, such as "Paozhen Haicheng Tower" and "Tieheng Battlefield", but these subtitles are much inferior to "Yan Suo Pond Willow", and the two are not in the same place at all. hierarchy.

"My Nima..."

Thinking of the end, Zhan Zhuangping even wanted to curse.

What kind of Shanglian is this riding a horse?Why can't Mao think right?Could it be still an eternal absolute?

As time passed, Zhan Zhuangping's forehead was even covered with beads of sweat. Even though he exhausted the words in his mind, he couldn't complete the couplet neatly.

In desperation, he could only endure the burning pain on his face, gritted his teeth and said, "Continue!"

"Oh? I'm sorry, Mr. Zhan. Well then, please read the next couplet."

Wang Hao shook his head regretfully, and then picked up his pen to write again.

"Lonely cold window empty widow!"

Zhan Zhuangping looked again, his expression changed again.

The emphasis on this couplet is also very deep. This couplet can't help expressing the lonely mood of the woman, and each word also uses a "treasure character cover".

If you want to match the second couplet, you not only need to have the same context, but also the corresponding text must have the same radical.

For a while, the hall fell into silence again.

At this time, not only Zhan Zhuangping was thinking hard, but even the audience was thinking hard, wanting to prove his literary skills.

As the ink gradually dried, Fang Chao on the side quickly lifted it up and showed it to everyone around him.

The sound of the play outside the hall had stagnated, and more and more people poured into the room, looking inside.

I don't know if it's because of too many people or because of being too nervous, Zhan Zhuangping kept wiping the sweat from his forehead, and the thoughts in his mind were running fast.

Finally, he really choked out a sentence!

"Desolate reeds and lush grass!"

clap clap clap...

Applause immediately sounded, accompanied by another sound of applause.

"That's right! That's right!"

"Hahaha, Teacher Zhan really lives up to his reputation. The "Caozitou" in the full text just corresponds to the "Baogaitou". It's just wonderful."

"If you are so arrogant as a junior, Mr. Zhan will know if there is one as soon as he makes a move!"

Compliments kept ringing from behind, making Zhan Zhuangping flushed with embarrassment.

His family knew his own affairs, so his second couplet could barely be considered neat, but the artistic conception in it was far from it.

Didn't Wang Hao even change his eyes?

Really ashamed, Zhan Zhuangping had no choice but to wave his hands and said: "Next couplet, come out the next couplet soon."

Immediately, the compliments behind him disappeared without a trace, and everyone lowered their heads in shame, not daring to speak again.

They were not stupid, so they naturally knew that not only did the flattery not succeed, but it was actually flattered.

Wang Haole chuckled, and simply said directly: "How about this, I also want to go to the toilet, so I simply wrote out the rest of the triptych, you think about it slowly, how about it?"

After all, Wang Hao didn't wait for Zhan Zhuangping's consent, and directly wrote three lines of couplets on the rice paper.