Wilderness live broadcast: kicked sister Zhou off the plane at the beginning

Jiang Fan took out a clean bone and gave it to the panda, and the panda immediately showed a disgusted expression.

As expected of a national treasure, the food and beverage standard is quite high.

"Roll the hydrangea, roll the hydrangea."

Dai Xiaomei pushed the panda to roll around on the ground, and the panda cooperated very well, taking the initiative to shrink its body into a ball and let Dai Xiaomei push it to play.

"a ha ha ha!"

Dai Xiaomei pushes the panda hydrangea towards Zhou Niannian, and Zhou Niannian pushes the hydrangea back.

There was no need for Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian to use any force, the panda rolled around on the ground by itself, cooperating with them.

Jiang Fan thought for a while, and ordered Yao to put away the knife. The panda seemed harmless.

The audience in the live broadcast room have long been overwhelmed by the adorable panda.

"Ah, it's Gun Gun, it's a veritable national treasure, Gun Gun."

"Get out of the way, let go of that silly little girl, no, let go of that panda, let me do it."

"I want to scratch my itch too, and I want to roll a hydrangea too."

"It's too cute to take it anymore, let's raise pandas too!"

"Pandas won't be eaten by them."

"My God, I'm the first one who can't stand eating pandas!"

After rolling the panda hydrangea for a while, Dai Xiaomei was also tired, panting heavily.

Seeing that no one was teasing it, the panda turned over, walked over on all fours, and sat by the campfire.

Then, it looked around and saw that there was no one around, and suddenly, with a quick paw, it scooped up the pig and rabbit meat from the campfire, opened its mouth wide, and was ready to gnaw.

Dai Xiaomei and Zhou Niannian are quality eaters and broadcasters. They should pay attention to their image during the live broadcast. Pandas have no such scruples.

It was going to wipe out the whole pig and rabbit in one bite, leaving no residue for Jiang Fan and others.

Jiang Fan walked slowly to the panda, and suddenly coughed.

Hearing the cough, the panda's open mouth suddenly petrified.

Then, the panda sensibly broke off a piece of the most meaty part from the skeleton and dedicated it to Jiang Fan. www.

Looking at Jiang Fan's little eyes, they were clear and flattering.

"This guy understands humanity!"

Zhou Niannian seemed to have discovered a new continent.

It's so interesting that there are such intelligent pandas.

Jiang Fan nodded. If he didn't know that this place was in the wilderness, he would have thought it was a domesticated panda that escaped from the zoo next door.

Chapter 145 Orcs will never be slaves!unless there is meat~

"Go away!"

Zhou Niannian couldn't hold back any longer, she went up to pet the panda, and imitated the example of a dumb little girl to tickle the panda.

Seeing Jiang Fan's expressionless expression, the panda boldly stuffed the whole skeleton into its mouth, chewing it crunchily.

While eating, he lay down straight and let Zhou Niannian play with himself casually.

Obviously, pandas are willing to be pets as long as they can get rice for nothing.

Sacrifice a little hue, you can get three meals a day, worth it!

Zhou Niannian scratched the panda for a while, then suddenly turned her head and said to Jiang Fan.

"Jiang Fan, can we raise pandas?"

The panda raised its ears and flapped them.

What, do you mean to keep the book as a pet and eat free food?

Hahaha, be obsessed with Ben's beauty.

Pandas are still very happy to eat free food.

It immediately put on a cute expression, rolled around on the ground, trying to be cute.

It's not easy for people to come to this place. Of course, pandas must try their best to show their cuteness.

Anyway, in Gun Gun's eyes, these people are its long-term free meal tickets and shit-shoveling officers.

This kind of thing, it seems to have done more than once.

However, after hearing Zhou Niannian's words, Jiang Fan frowned, the appetite of a panda was enough for several people.

Meaning, in terms of finding food, you need to pay extra effort.

Surviving in the wilderness is not easy, and this is not a good time to get a pet.

Before Jiang Fan could speak, Zhou Niannian asked curiously in a low voice while rua panda.

"Isn't it illegal to eat pandas in the wild?"

I was still enjoying the joy of being rua, but I actually heard the other party staring at my flesh...

Panda petrified.

Jiang Fan pondered for a while.

"If it is normal, it must be against the law."

"However, there is an international emergency evasion regulation, commonly known as the Ship of Theseus Regulations."

"It's not against the law to eat humans, let alone eat pandas in an emergency."

Hearing Jiang Fan's affirmation, Zhou Niannian's eyes narrowed with a smile.

"Well, that's great."

"This panda has a lot of meat, we will raise it first, and then eat it at critical moments..."

Before Zhou Niannian could speak, the panda suddenly flicked his belly like avoiding the plague, knocking Zhou Niannian away.

Then he took Xiaomei Dai by his arms and stayed away from Zhou Niannian.

He also pointed at Zhou Niannian with one paw, screaming ahhhhh, his eyes frightened.

"Scared, pandas will take hostages?"

Zhou Niannian just said something.

Yao's eyes changed, and he immediately pulled out his short knife.

About to pounce, Jiang Fan stopped him.

"Slow down, the panda doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions."

After staying away from Zhou Niannian, Dai Xiaomei and Panda are still laughing and laughing.

The panda was yelling at the little girl, not as a reprimand, but as a reminder.

It seemed to be telling her that the woman on the opposite side even ate pandas, so be careful!

If you dare to eat it today, you may eat people tomorrow!

This is an out-and-out devil in a woman's skin! ! ! ! !

The panda's overly humane reaction made Jiang Fan think about it.

This panda does not seem to be an ordinary panda, as if it can understand human language.

In the animal kingdom, it is said that dolphins have the closest IQ to humans.

Adult dolphins have an IQ equivalent to that of a nine-year-old human child, and it is not a problem to understand some simple human words.

But it also needs to go through a long period of training. For example, the dolphins in the zoo are trained by the trainers for a long time.

This wild panda can understand the meaning of human beings, is it a gift?

But in this mysterious wild place, there are all kinds of magical animals.

Maybe it was someone who escaped from an abandoned base, or was mutated by some kind of radiation.

In short, it is different from ordinary pandas.

The bonfire was very hot, Jiang Fan thought about it for a while, and didn't care about it anymore, instead he roasted the pig and rabbit on the fire.

The pandas ate what they wanted and had to re-roast.

And above the wilderness, it's not bad to have a panda to accompany the live broadcast.

Soon, he processed a new pig rabbit, skewered it on the iron spit, and started roasting it.

Consciously or not, Jiang Fan picked up the iron fork and shook it.

The panda instantly perked up, drooling.

Seeing the new pigs and rabbits on the grill, Dai Xiaomei's eyes lit up for a moment, and she almost shed tears, and she couldn't help scratching the panda.

The panda was scratched very comfortably and lay lazily.

Zhou Niannian walked over, a little depressed and unable to figure it out.

"Why are you ignoring me?"

Panda don't look too far, hum, you want to eat me, female devil, I will ignore you.

Zhou Niannian couldn't help rubbing the panda's chubby belly.

It should have been very comfortable.

But no matter how rua she was, the panda just ignored her.

"Sister Zhou, this panda only kisses me."

Dai Xiaomei said triumphantly.

"But you're right. This panda should be raised. I've seen it on the Internet. Pandas have a lot of meat, enough for us to eat several times."

"I just have a question, is panda meat delicious?"

She muttered something.

The panda groaned, its whole body stiffened, its belly tightened, and it bounced up the little girl who was lying on the belly.

Ow!Why are these humans so scary? !

The audience in the live broadcast room was boiling.

"Get out, run, these are demons in human skin who want to eat you! Stand up and fight the female demon!"

"You are the descendant of that Kung Fu Panda Po!"

"Come on, overthrow them! Orcs will never be slaves!"

Sure enough, scientific statistics are right. It is men who can fascinate women, and women who can make men fall.

If there's anything that works for both men and women, except money, it's cute pets.

In front of cute pets, even if they are beautiful, they have to stay away.

The panda stood up, waving its paws fiercely, as if it wanted to run away.

At this time, the aroma of roasted pigs and rabbits poured into the panda's nostrils.

The incomparably alluring smell made the panda's whole head float up, and he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. After thinking about it, he sat down again.

No matter how much Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei fiddled with it over and over again, it still didn't move.

Do not move!Resolutely do not move! ! !

As long as it eats pig and rabbit meat, it doesn't matter what rua it is! ! !

And...their technique is also good, comfortable...

A big panda lay lazily on the ground, stretched out its body, and was rua happily.

The audience in the live broadcast room, on the contrary, became unhappy.

"This panda is so big and cowardly, it doesn't dare to run away."