Chapter 12 Sister Zhou, you are so lucky!
"!!!"
"!!!!!!"
"Ahhh!! Damn, didn't sister Zhou say that she had learned survival skills in the wilderness? This fruit is poisonous and I can't recognize it?"
"I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, it's such a pity that I'm going to be eliminated!"
"I hate it so much, my brother in the morgue is going to be pissed off!"
"You guys are worse off than me? My mother was so anxious that she slapped my leg. Now my leg is useless."
The reaction of the audience was exposed in the barrage.
They are all very sorry.
What a pity, Zhou Niannian was eliminated without even passing the whole morning.
Lin Yang was a little depressed.
In fact, he quite likes the group that Jiang Fan and Zhou Niannian put together, at least every time Zhou Niannian is so angry that he jumps his feet, he finds it funny.
Zhou Ye found something wrong.
"What Jiang Fan showed before is that he doesn't want to be a person who doesn't understand anything."
"If there is something wrong with this fruit, he should tell."
He discovered the blind spot almost immediately.
Lin Yang also looked at the computer.
In the live broadcast room, Jiang Fan, who had been ignored all this time, was watching Zhou Niannian quietly.
Zhou Niannian, who was finally not embarrassed, was stared at, and his heart began to beat faster.
She took another bite of the fruit and stuttered.
"You, you, what do you see me doing?"
"It's nothing."
Jiang Fan swept across the wild fruits scattered at her feet, and the expression on his face became meaningful.
"You're lucky."
"Of course! I'm a European emperor, koi carp, okay!!!"
Zhou Niannian was very confident, and felt something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking.
"Wait, what do you mean?"
"These fruits, except for the one you are eating now, are all poisonous."
As he spoke, he retracted his gaze and focused on the boiling water in front of him.
"????"
Zhou Niannian stared blankly at Jiang Fan, and stopped chewing.
one second.
two seconds.
three seconds.
She finally came to her senses, raised the fruit she was eating, and looked at the red fruits scattered on the ground.
Just now I was so proud that I found so many fruits by myself.
Turns out it's all poisonous? !
Zhou Niannian seemed to get an electric shock, bounced up on the spot, was not strong enough, took several mouthfuls, spit out all the unswallowed pulp in his mouth, and then gave up.
But when she realized it, she became suspicious again.
"I, you... are you lying to me?"
Zhou Niannian's first reaction was this.
After all, the other party had teased her before.
I complained that he couldn't make a fire before, so it wouldn't be surprising if he made fun of himself again because of this.
But Jiang Fan made a gesture of please.
"Then you can try."
These words made Zhou Niannian completely lose his mind.
Try?
How to try?
Obviously try or die!
It's said to be poisonous, how dare she move?
Thinking of this, Zhou Niannian glared at Jiang Fan, gritted his teeth and kicked the fruit aside.
Seeing her like this, Jiang Fan asked curiously.
"You said before that you have experience. Could it be that you watched the video?"
"I don't have a membership, so I can only watch the first 2 minutes of each episode, a 90-second commercial, and a 30-second recap of the previous episode?"
Jiang Fan can swear that he really didn't mean to be sarcastic when he said that, but he really met such a person before.
Relying on learning a little superficiality on the video website, he dared to open the mic to direct others.
In the end, it is natural to lead the team to the end.
It was precisely because he had seen everyone before, Jiang Fan said that even if Zhou Niannian was such a person, he would not be surprised at all.
But when Zhou Niannian realized what he said, he looked like an inflated puffer fish.
Cheeks puffed up, hands clenched into fists, raised and lowered.
He looked like he wanted to beat him but didn't dare to beat him, and stomped his feet in anger!
"What's wrong with watching the video, did you eat your rice?"
Her reaction made Jiang Fan feel amused.
To appease his teammates, he nodded.
"Ah yes yes yes, you are right."
Seeing her escalating anger, Jiang Fan wondered why his teammates became even more angry.
Jiang Fan frowned suspiciously.
Even if he didn't speak, his expression already told everything.
Although he didn't say anything, he seemed to say everything.
Zhou Niannian only felt a surge of energy and blood rushing straight to his head.
She trembled all over and endured it for a while, her whole body was about to explode.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A soaring female voice broke through the sky, startling the birds in the forest to fly away.
In the live broadcast room, because of the interaction between the two of them, it has already exploded.
"It's not very harmful, but extremely insulting. What kind of straight man is Jiang Fan, hahahaha!"
"But Sister Zhou is a real cow, and all the fruits she picked were poisonous, and she ate the only one that was not poisonous. Ou Huang!"
"Help, he's so good at scolding, did you learn it from the first 2 minutes of the video? One and a half minutes of commercials, 30 seconds of last episode review?"
"I'm about to laugh my head off. I feel like he really didn't do it on purpose, but it's a talent to make Sister Zhou angry like this, really!"
"I just said, he will definitely recognize it, Brother Jiang Wilderness is definitely No.1!"
"Great, they didn't get eliminated, I had fun watching it again."
The audience burst out laughing, because of Zhou Niannian's stupid and cute performance, he almost vomited from laughing.
While complaining about Zhou Niannian, they threw presents.
Rockets and planes filled the screen one after another.
It fully demonstrated the enthusiasm of the audience for this group of players.
In the studio, Lele was already lying on the table and started laughing.
She clutched her stomach and couldn't stop at all.
After laughing for 5 minutes, Lele finally recovered, with tears in the corners of her eyes.
She wiped her tears carefully with a tissue, smiling and a little weak.
"I didn't expect that it turned out that sister Zhou took the only one that was edible."
"However, aren't they going to find food again?"
"The consumption of both of them should be very high now."
"Compared with other players, they have fire and water, which are advantages. But they still need to prepare shelters, and there are still many things to do."
Master Bei also nodded and added.
"If there is meat, it is the best."
"However, in the rainforest, the weak prey on the strong, and it is very difficult to hunt."
"Traps can be used to lure the prey out, but most of the time they return in vain, and patience is required."
He also planned to popularize some knowledge about hunting in the rainforest, but he saw something happened on the screen.
Zhou Niannian, who was still angry, looked at Jiang Fan angrily.
He suddenly picked up a thin dead branch at hand.
Facing Zhou Niannian, her wrist shook slightly.
Without deliberately aiming, he just threw it out.
The dead branches are like arrows leaving the string, even making the sound of piercing through the air.
With a 'shoo', she wiped Zhou Niannian's ear.
She subconsciously looked back.
When she saw the condition of the tree behind her, her whole body was numb and her blood flowed backwards.
"Ahhhh!!!"
Chapter 13 Killing Snakes Sharply!Snake soup is here!
"???"
"Wow!!!"
The audience was stunned.
They always thought that Zhou Niannian was the first to do something.
Why couldn't Jiang Fan hold back and started attacking?
These two are teammates!
"I'll go! What's the situation, why did you do it now?"
"Hahahaha, look at how stupid Miss Zhou is, I'm dying of laughter."
"Yeah, isn't it just a dead branch? Need such a big reaction?"
"Look, that branch is directly nailed to the tree, and there seems to be something there!"
The barrage just posted a few posts, and the audience laughed.
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