Qin Yu's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he hurriedly said with a sneer:
"Teacher Li, don't worry, I will do as much as the group of little Karamis on the opposite side come!"
"Maintaining the glory of Jiangnan No. [-] Middle School is our duty!"
"It's good to know."
Li Zhengjun snorted coldly and left.
Afterwards, Qin Yu couldn't help turning his head to look at Li Xiaoke beside him, and asked in a low voice:
"Boy with thick eyebrows, your father's violent tendencies are a bit serious. Does the family often abuse you at home?"
"Don't worry, if he really abuses you, tell brother, I'll call the night watchman right away and educate him."
When Li Xiaoke heard this, his eyes lit up,
"Really!? The night watchman still cares about this?"
In order to exercise his defensive ability, his father often hit him with heavy blows, and every time he hit him, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
Thinking of this, he also said directly to Li Zhengjun:
"Dad, you are not allowed to hit me again. Qin Yu has already told me that if you dare to hit me again, he will report to the night watchman!"
Qin Yu: (⊙﹏⊙)
Hearing this, Li Zhengjun couldn't help raising his eyebrows, his eyes became a little dangerous:
"Really?"
He couldn't help turning his head to look at Qin Yu behind him again, with a cruel smile on the corner of his mouth:
"Students, let's not practice physical fitness today. Let me show you a hundred ways to beat someone without killing them."
"Qin Yu, come out!"
Qin Yu's pupils trembled instantly, and his face was full of horror:
"No, no!"
"Don't come here!!"
"Ah!!!! Damn it!!!"
……
The afternoon combat class is over.
Li Zhengjun gave everyone a three-day holiday to rest and prepare for the battle against Longgang No. [-] Middle School.
Qin Yu's nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He lay sprawled on the ground, his face ashen, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.
Liu Damao walked over silently and patted him on the shoulder:
"Old Qin, be obedient, let's lock the zipper on this mouth from now on."
Li Xiaoke also came over, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed helplessly:
"Qin Yu, Suan, you are still too immature now, and you are not my father's opponent at all."
Qin Yu looked at Li Xiaoke with grief and indignation.
Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are more stupid than pigs! ! !
……
Back home, Qin Yu collapsed on the bed and rested for a long time before finally recovering and sat up.
He sent four,
Sooner or later, he will beat him up like Mr. Li beat him up!
This is the oath of heaven, and if he does not complete it, he will not eat KFC for a day!
From now on, practice hard and strive to surpass Teacher Li as soon as possible!
Thinking of this, Qin Yu decisively ordered kangaroo takeaway and McDonald's for dinner.
Afterwards, he took out a few middle-grade spirit stones and a three-times practice speed experience card and began to practice.
Soon, he felt that a certain shackle in his body began to loosen, and a prehistoric force was about to burst out.
"Damn! Are you going to be promoted to a two-star warrior so soon?"
Qin Yu's heart trembled slightly,
Then the next moment,
He immediately got up and rushed to the toilet!
"Wipe! I've ruined my stomach!"
Puff, puff chi chi ~~~
"Ah~ It's comfortable~~~"
Qin Yu sat on the toilet seat with a relaxed expression on his face. He felt the chrysanthemum bloom for a while, and the cool wind came slowly.
He took out his phone and started to scan short videos.
"Hey, hello! You don't have to worry about three meals a day, and today I will eat the little burger made by Lao Ba..."
After hearing this prelude, Qin Yu decisively turned off the phone.
Your mother's kiss, this is the power of big data...
He was putting this large size, so he found this toilet gourmet.
This is really disgusting. Open the door to disgusting, so disgusting!
Thinking of this, he also directly clicked on Weibo, ready to solve a few emotional problems.
[My grandma Changshan Zhao Zilong]:
"Master, I have a girlfriend. We used a couple's profile picture for our QQ profile, but one day, I suddenly discovered that her profile picture had changed."
"Later, after watching more than 1000 episodes of Detective Conan and learning various detective techniques, I suddenly discovered that she was dating another boy in our class."
"I was very angry and ran over to ask her why she betrayed me."
"But she told me confidently that with me, she can only eat [-] cents a day for Xiaodangjia crispy noodles, but with that boy, she can only eat raccoon crispy noodles for [-] yuan."
"She said, as a girl, she wants to pursue a higher quality material life. What's wrong with her? It's not that she blames me for not being motivated, which made me speechless."
"Now I only hate that I met a girl who wanted to protect her life at the most powerless age."
"Excuse me, Master, what should I do now?"
Qin Yu: "..."
Good guy, if the combined age of these two people exceeds 18 years old, he will lose.
[Emotional Master·Yu Sang]: "Dare to ask, kid, how expensive is this year?"
[My grandma Changshan Zhao Zilong]: "Gui... What is the second word? I don't know it."
【Emotional Master · Yu Sang】: "I just want to ask how old are you this year?"
[My grandma Changshan Zhao Zilong]: "Oh, I just passed my eighth birthday this year, and I wore a red scarf at a young age and became a glorious young pioneer!"
【Emotional Master · Yu Sang】: "6!"
"Little friend, brother has nothing to say, so I will give you sixteen characters."
【My Grandmother Changshan Zhao Zilong】: "Master please tell me!"
[Emotional Master Yu Sang]: "Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more."
(PS: Don’t ask why there are sixteen characters, it’s because my math is taught by a physical education teacher.)
After solving the emotional problems of this little friend, Qin Yu also let out a dumb laugh, and continued to sit on the toilet chair to solve other people's emotional problems.
After sitting for more than half an hour, when his butt was almost dry, he remembered to stand up and walked out of the toilet.
Afterwards, Qin Yu sat on the computer chair and began to think about what to write in the new book.
After all, the previous book obviously couldn't be written.
After thinking about it for a long time, Qin Yu decided to play it safe and stop flirting.
Immediately, he opened the coding software directly, tapped the keyboard, and wrote:
"Soul power, three stages!"
Chapter 118
Time passed slowly, and from Qin Yu's room came the sound of 'papapa' from time to time.
Don't get me wrong, this is the sound of him typing on the keyboard.
"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
"I, Xiao Huo, have recorded today's humiliation!"
Typing the last two lines, Qin Yu's hands finally left the keyboard and stretched a lot.
In four hours, he coded [-] words, which is considered to have written the first small climax of the novel.
Immediately, he proofread it, and after confirming that there were no typos, he uploaded it on Tomato Novel Online.
Because of the popularity of the last book, Qin Yu's author account already has many loyal fans.
Seeing Qin Yu's new book, many readers chose to come over to read it immediately, and dozens of comments appeared in the book review area in an instant.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Well, since that book was taken off the shelves, my body has become better every day, and I don't need to supplement the nutrition fast line every day. However, although my body is not empty anymore, my spirit feels inexplicable emptiness."
"I'm so sad, I really want to know the follow-up development of Aunt Jin Eunyun and Brother Zhihao!"
"Don't continue discussing the last book, everyone. After all, this is another new book by the author. Let's focus on this new book."
"There's nothing wrong, brothers, I just read two chapters, and it's still the same flavor as before, but it's more obscure."
"Fuck! Tell me earlier, I won't be sleepy if you say this!"
"Brothers, let's go! Ah bah, let's read!"
"..."
After uploading this [-]-character chapter, Qin Yu didn't bother with it anymore.
He believed that the book would explode, and it was only a matter of time.
After all, this "Horse Breaking the Sky" is a classic work that reached the pinnacle of the Internet cool literature world in the previous life. In this era of lack of entertainment, it is undoubtedly a blow to dimensionality reduction.
Afterwards, Qin Yu picked up the subject-theoretical knowledge booklet given to him by the coach of the driving school.
Although, many people say that subjects can be passed without reading a book with eyes closed,
But he felt that it was still necessary for him to read the book in advance, so that he could have a bottom line in his heart.
When I opened the first page of the booklet, I saw that the first question was a multiple-choice question.
1. May I ask what kind of lights the traffic lights are flashing when you can go forward.
A: Red light B: Green light C: Yellow light D: Any light is fine
Qin Yu laughed immediately after reading the first question.
That's it?
So simple?
The red light stops, the green light goes,
This is something even a three-year-old knows.
Qin Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing, and continued to look at the second question.
2. Is it illegal to drink and drive?
A: Right B: Wrong
Qin Yu laughed again.
You'll Also Like
-
Collapse: Depression-causing simulation, Firefly was stabbed and cried
Chapter 51 2 hours ago -
Watch the Foundation's short videos, and all the characters in the world will be defeated
Chapter 59 2 hours ago -
Sailing: The longer Whitebeard retires, the stronger he becomes.
Chapter 33 2 hours ago -
Zongman: Man in Type-Moon, summons White Gun Dai at the beginning
Chapter 98 2 hours ago -
Konoha: Succubus Little Shota, reversed by Kushina
Chapter 26 2 hours ago -
The enlightenment is beyond heaven: creating a law at the age of three, shocking the heavens
Chapter 189 2 hours ago -
Konoha: Hinata drowned and wore my clothes
Chapter 106 2 hours ago -
moba: I am a soul voice artist!
Chapter 92 2 hours ago -
About my girlfriend's reincarnation as Spider-Girl!
Chapter 176 2 hours ago -
American comics: This guy is crazy
Chapter 247 3 hours ago