"I'm here."
"May I ask you something?"
"If you don't have money, you can't borrow it."
"..."
"Little Xueer, what are you talking about? I'm not borrowing money. I just want to ask you, have you written your [-]-word self-criticism?"
"I wrote it, I have written [-] more words."
"???"
"You roll all this?"
Qin Yu was immediately speechless.
If you say you can write it, just write it, and write [-] more words, you must kill the brothers, right?
But the complaints in my heart belong to the complaints, and the business that should be done still cannot be forgotten.
Qin Yu continued to ask:
"Wuuuuuu, Xiao Xueer, can you send me your copy of the self-criticism and let me have a look at it for reference."
"Ah... I'm afraid you're not a reference but a direct copy→_→."
"Little Xue'er, please! The world is in a hurry! I will ask you to give me a dick afterward!"
Lin Qingxue thought for a while and replied:
"Okay."
"By the way, are you free tonight? My dad wants to invite you to my house for dinner."
"That must be free!"
"That's fine, I'll find you after school at night."
"ojbk."
Not long after the chat ended, Lin Qingxue took a photo of her self-criticism and sent it over.
Qin Yu originally planned to start copying directly, but just after copying more than 100 words, he felt his hands sore and a little tired.
And at this moment, options appeared before Qin Yu's eyes.
[Option 10: Don't write directly, just stand up and get beaten.Completion reward: defense +[-]]
[Option 10: Continue to copy by hand, honestly and honestly finish the [-]-word review.Completion reward: codeword hand speed increased by [-]%]
[Option 50: You can avoid the beatings from Teacher Li without writing the self-criticism.Completion reward: playing point +[-]]
Looking at the options in front of him, Qin Yu made up his mind, rolled his eyes, and shouted directly in the classroom:
"Whoever copies a 500-word self-criticism for me, I'll give him [-] yuan!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked over, and their pupils shone brightly.
As long as you copy 500 characters, you can get [-] yuan!
This deal is definitely bloody good!
Because of this, as soon as he finished chanting, more than a dozen people in the classroom surrounded him and volunteered.
Qin Yu began to choose one by one.
He looked at a gentle boy standing at the front, this was Yuan Hua, the study committee member of their class.
"Does your handwriting look good?"
Yuan Hua pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said confidently:
"Don't worry, I started learning calligraphy at the age of eight, and it has been ten years now, and I even won the first prize in the calligraphy competition in our city!"
"Oh." Qin Yu nodded: "Then you are eliminated."
Yuan Hua: "???"
"why?"
Yuan Hua couldn't figure it out.
The winner of the first prize in the calligraphy competition in the whole area of his own dignified, can't get into his eyes?
Seeing Yuan Hua's bewildered expression, Qin Yu silently picked up the more than 100-word self-criticism that he had copied.
Every word on it is crooked, distorted, like a ghost drawing. If you don't know it, you may think that it is depicting some evil symbol.
"Do you have the confidence to write like me?"
Yuan Hua looked at the densely packed ghostly symbols in front of him, fell silent for a moment, and then left silently.
Qin Yu shook his head, immediately picked up the handwriting he wrote, and gave a glance to the dozen or so people behind him.
"Leave the ones who have the confidence to imitate my handwriting, and let the others go."
After reading Qin Yu's handwriting, more than a dozen people scattered like birds and beasts, and finally only a chubby paper was left.
Qin Yu glanced at him and was taken aback for a moment.
"Ajie, I remember that your handwriting is not very beautiful?"
Ajie chuckled and said, "It's okay, I can write with my left hand."
As he said that, he picked up a gel pen with his left hand and wrote down his name on the A4 paper. The handwriting was crooked and twisted, but it really had three parts of Qin Yu's authentic handwriting.
When Qin Yu saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"It's you!"
Afterwards, Qin Yu first transferred him a deposit of 250 yuan, and asked him to take the A4 paper and copy it.
Liu Damao, who was on the side, was stunned when he saw this scene.
Is there such an operation?
It's a pity that his pockets are cleaner than his face, and he can't afford to have others copy them for him, so he can only do it himself.
The whole morning passed in a flash, Liu Damao finished copying the [-]-word self-criticism, and Ajie also helped Qin Yu finish the [-]-word self-criticism.
Looking at the densely packed, crooked and twisted ghost symbols on the A4 paper, Qin Yu nodded in satisfaction.
Well, this is the smell!
Afterwards, Qin Yu transferred the remaining balance of 250 yuan to Ajie.
When it came to the actual combat class in the afternoon, Li Zhengjun began to collect the experiences and reviews written by everyone.
This time, without exception, they were all collected.
Li Zhengjun was greatly surprised.
He couldn't help but look at Qin Yu with suspicion.
Doesn't this kid look like the kind of person who does homework honestly?
Immediately, he directly found the self-criticism written by Qin Yu, wanting to see if this kid copied it.
However, when he saw Qin Yu's writing, he immediately gave up this idea.
This can be called a word! ?
It's like a graffiti that a three-year-old kid scribbled on.
Li Zhengjun glared at Qin Yu immediately: "Stinky boy, what are you writing!? I can't understand a single word."
Qin Yu smiled slightly and said:
"Ms. Li, you're right if you don't understand."
"After all, what I write is cursive script, and what I pay attention to is that the form is scattered and the meaning is not scattered. Others say that my word has the three-point form and meaning of Wang Xizhi."
Everyone: "..."
It's hard to imagine, what kind of growth environment can breed such a thick skin?
Although Li Zhengjun knew that Qin Yu was talking nonsense, he couldn't find anything serious right now, so he could only let it go.
Then, he looked at everyone in the special training class, and said loudly:
"Students, today, our special training class will welcome a new transfer student. Welcome."
Everyone was stunned.
new student?
where?
Li Zhengjun pointed to the plastic track of the playground in the distance, and a green figure could be vaguely seen.
Then, they saw this figure running towards them at a rapid speed of more than ten meters per second, causing a gust of wind.
Swish swish! ! !
pat!
I saw this green figure galloping in front of everyone in an instant, stood at attention, then grinned, showing a row of neat white teeth, gave a thumbs up, and introduced loudly:
"Hi everyone, my name is Li Xiaoke, a nine-star martial apprentice, I have awakened the talent of the A-level strengthening system - steel and iron bones, please take care of me in the future!"
Everyone was taken aback by Li Xiaoke's unanimous appearance, but they still applauded to express their welcome.
However, Qin Yu and Liu Damao exclaimed in amazement:
"Boy with thick eyebrows!?"
Li Xiaoke was taken aback when he heard the words, followed the sound, and his eyes lit up instantly.
"It's you!?"
Chapter 97
"Boy with thick eyebrows!?"
"It's you!?"
At this moment, the three of Qin Yu spoke in surprise in unison.
"Oh? Do you know each other?" Li Zhengjun asked in surprise.
"It's not just that we know each other, we've even killed chickens together." Liu Damao said directly.
"What!?" Li Zhengjun stared: "What did you just say!?"
"A horse kills a chicken???"
Realizing that he had said something wrong, beads of sweat dripped down Liu Damao's forehead.
Qin Yu hurriedly made amends and said:
"Mr. Li, you misunderstood. It's not the unscrupulous horse killing chicken you think, but a very serious horse killing chicken. It's just stepping on the back."
"Really?" Li Zhengjun looked suspicious.
Qin Yu nodded very seriously: "It can't be true anymore."
Immediately, he suddenly thought of something again, smiled slightly and said:
"Ms. Li, to tell you the truth, that massage parlor has a very high standard!"
"Especially his price of 298, that's a must!"
"After we experienced it last time, we only felt that the soul of the whole person was going to ascend to heaven, ah bah, sublimated!"
"Oh?" Li Zhengjun couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and immediately looked at Li Xiaoke beside him:
"Xiao Ke, is it really as good as he said?"
Li Xiaoke nodded quickly: "Dad, there is nothing wrong with what he said, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the price of 298 for you."
Li Zhengjun smiled when he heard the words: "Okay, you can send me the address of this massage shop. It just so happens that my back is a little sore recently, so I can try it."
However, everyone in the special training class was shocked when they heard the news.
"dad!?"
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