Look down on security?Little Iron Fist is here!

Good guy, those juicy elementary school girls rushed at him as if they didn't want money, kissed his cheeks fiercely, and even took off his pants.

That scene was so exciting.

"Hey, hey, girls, don't worry, come one by one, hey..."

Qin Yu was lying on the table, drooling, talking gleefully in his sleep.

"Qin Yu!"

Standing in front of Qin Yu's desk, Li Muxia said coldly with a dark complexion.

Qin Yu didn't wake up, he was still talking in his sleep.

Seeing this, Li Muxia slapped the table directly.

boom!

Qin Yu was jolted suddenly, and woke up with sleepy eyes.

"Did you have a sweet dream?" Li Muxia asked coldly.

"En." Qin Yu nodded.

"Are you done?"

"finished."

"Then go out and stand."

"Oh."

Qin Yu wiped the drool from his mouth, and obediently stood in the corridor outside.

Well, all the scenes just now were scenes from his dreams.

In fact, there are no school girls who post back at all, at most they pass by and secretly glance at him,

Then, it's gone...

After all, everyone is actually quite busy.

As for whether Jiangnan No. [-] Middle School can win the championship, many of them actually don't care at all.

As for why when Qin Yu and the others came back, so many black and white people came out to greet them,

Simply because of this, there is no need to take classes.

No way, the truth sounds so harsh.

Like what won the championship, the girls will be like mindless zombies, one by one frantically rushing towards the scene, only in novels will it be written like this,

In reality, it doesn't exist at all.

Chapter 51 Do fat people have love too?

When Qin Yu returned home from school, his mother Chen Min made him his favorite Kitaro jelly, and his father Qin Xiaotian even gave him a big bear hug!

"Son, yes! Your homeroom teacher told me today that you showed your prowess in the eight-school martial arts competition and led your school to win the championship!"

Qin Xiaotian laughed loudly.

"As expected of my son, you really have the appearance of a great emperor!"

Qin Yu waved his hand calmly: "It's just basic exercises, don't be six."

"Hehe, you're still out of breath after a few compliments."

Chen Min smiled authentically, and immediately took out a hot-blooded adult magazine from the back.

"Tell me, what's going on, I found it from your bedside cabinet."

Qin Yu was taken aback for a moment, took a closer look, and shook his head resolutely:

"I don't know, it's not mine!"

"Someone is framing me!"

Just kidding, he always only looked at Mr. Kyo Sora, never Yoshii Tahano.

But who knows, just after he finished speaking, Qin Xiaotian directly gave him a big chestnut on his head:

"Is it a man? If you see it, say it. You have to be brave!"

Qin Yu:? ? ?

"But the key point is that it's really not mine." Qin Yu looked aggrieved.

Chen's mother obviously had a look of disbelief, and said coldly:

"I found it in your bedside table. It's not yours. Could it be Old Wang's next door?"

Having said that, Mother Chen also sighed helplessly:

"Xiao Yu, Mom knows that you have grown up and your needs are strong, but you must also pay attention to restraint."

"Don't you want to be a threesome like your father..."

"Cough cough cough!!!"

Qin Xiaotian's complexion changed instantly, he coughed heavily several times, and quickly interrupted Chen's mother's words.

When Qin Yu heard this, he revealed a strange smile:

"Dad, you can't be a real man in three seconds, right?"

"Three you big-headed ghost!"

Qin Xiaotian hit Qin Yu's head hard again:

"Hurry up and go back to the house to study! This magazine is confiscated!"

"Oh."

Qin Yu nodded speechlessly, with a look of resentment.

What a hell of a day.

If it is said that the magazine belongs to him, it is fine to be scolded, but the point is really not his.

If it wasn't his, whose could it be?

Qin Yu was secretly puzzled.

At this moment, two options suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

[Option 10: Silently fight this matter for Dad, and admit your mistake honestly.Completion reward: [-] acting points. 】

[Option 30: Expose Dad and tell Mom that this magazine belongs to Dad.Completion reward: [-] acting points. 】

Seeing the two options that suddenly appeared in front of him, Qin Yu fell silent.

All of a sudden, all kinds of thoughts rushed to my mind.

He suddenly remembered something.

He vaguely remembered that a few days ago, when he secretly communicated with his father about famous actresses in Japan, his father's favorite actress seemed to be Yoshii Tabano...

Thinking of this, Qin Yu's fist suddenly hardened.

Damn old man, how dare he frame him!

"Mom, this magazine doesn't belong to me, it belongs to Dad!"

"puff!"

Qin Xiaotian who just took a sip of water spit out all the water, looking at Chen Min with grief and indignation:

"This kid is slandering me! He is slandering me!"

As he spoke, he already started to untie his belt swiftly,

"At a young age, you have already learned to slander others, but when you grow up, can you still pay off!?"

"It seems that today I have to let you experience the taste of the seven wolves in the south of the Yangtze River again!"

Qin Yu hurriedly ran behind his mother, and said loudly:

"Mom, I have evidence. When my father secretly communicated with me in private, he said that he likes Tabano Yoshii the most!"

When Qin Xiaotian heard the words, his eyes widened immediately:

"Brat, you promised to keep it a secret, you..."

He was only halfway through speaking when he suddenly realized something and quickly shut his mouth.

But at this moment, Mother Chen's eyes suddenly became dangerous, and a strong murderous aura slowly spread out.

On Qin Xiaotian's forehead suddenly appeared a big red letter 'danger'!

"Father, what did you just say? Keep it a secret? What secret can't you let me know?"

Qin Xiaotian's limbs trembled slightly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he scratched his head with a sneer and said:

"Ha, haha, what kind of secrecy, slip of the tongue, hahaha..."

As an old couple who have lived with Qin Xiaotian for more than 20 years, Chen Min already understood everything when he saw this.

Immediately, a roar resounded like the roar of a lion from the east of the river.

"Well, you bastard! It's okay to secretly play tricks on your own, but you dare to slander your son!"

"I see you haven't kneeled on the washboard recently, your knees are itchy again!!!"

While roaring, Chen's mother angrily grabbed Qin Xiaotian's ear and walked into the bedroom, then slammed the door shut!

Soon, there was a miserable howl like a pig being killed!

"Ding! Complete the selection and get 30 acting points."

Hearing the extremely stern and miserable howls from inside the door, Qin Yu sighed and shook his head.

daddy, daddy,

Self-inflicted, can't live!

……

Back in the bedroom, Qin Yu opened his neck as usual, wanting to see if anyone sent him emotional counseling.

Looking at a message prompt with a red dot on the private message column, Qin Yu knew that there was another honest person who needed to be rescued by him.

Qin Yu clicked on the private message section.

[Do fat people have love too? 】: "Hello, master, I want to consult an emotional issue."

【Yu Sang】: "Ask."

[Do fat people have love too? 】: "It's like this. I have a girlfriend. I have been with her for more than three years, but we haven't played singles. She said that she is a very conservative and traditional woman, and she can only be married after marriage. I Also approved."

"But just yesterday, a friend of mine saw my girlfriend playing on a field with another strange man, and I went over to question her, and she admitted it."

"But she told me that she was obsessed with ghosts for a while, and she knew she was wrong. She said that this was really just her first time, and she really loved me. Please forgive her. Master, what should I do now?"

【Yu Sang】: "Are you serious about playing basketball?"

[Do fat people have love too? 】: "If this game is serious, master, why did I come to ask you?"

【Yu Sang】: "Since you already know that this game is not serious, why are you still asking me?"

[Do fat people have love too? ]: "Huh? Master, are you going to leave this doll with me?"

【Yu Sang】: "Are you a pig? I mean, I want you to divide quickly!"

[Do fat people have love too? 】: "But, master, my girlfriend is really nice, she also promised me that this is the first and last time, and she will never do it again in the future, I actually want to give her another chance. "

[Yu Sang]: "Hehe, do you believe what she said? Then I said that I am Qin Shihuang, and I am going to make a comeback. I asked you to send me money, do you believe it?"

[Do fat people have love too? 】: "Master, don't make trouble, this is different. My partner's character is really good, except this time, she has never lied to me before."

Looking at the other party's answer on the screen, Qin Yu couldn't help but sighed.

It's not shallow for this kid to be PUA by that bitch.

For this kind of foolish boy, he probably can't understand it just by talking about it, so he needs to be ruthless.

【Yu Sang】: "How about it, do you know anyone in the Night Watch Department?"