Of course, he wasn't completely useless.
He intercepted twelve takeaways and gave him twelve points of strength.
Immediately, with a thought, another information panel appeared in front of him.
【Host】: Qin Yu
[Realm]: One-star warrior
[Talent]: None
【属性】:力量:22、体力:14、防御:12、敏捷:13、精神力:18(PS:正常没有习武的普通人五维属性都在5点)
[Skill]: None
Qin Yu looked at his personal information panel, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
Although the rest of his attributes are mediocre, his strength value is much higher than that of the same level, roughly equivalent to the strength of a two-star warrior.
When he successfully intercepts a hundred deliverymen and gains 100 points of strength, then his strength will be comparable to that of a nine-star martial artist, or even a one-star martial artist!
Qin Yu happily put away the information panel in front of him, then looked at the takeaway on the table, his handsome face started to sneer at this moment.
Acting as a security guard task number two: teach the owners who don't know what to do!
Chapter 2 Secret Sauce
"Damn it, you look down on security guards, don't you?"
"You want to sue me?"
"Call me a little trash, right?"
"You're insulting my parents, aren't you?"
Qin Yu smiled coldly, opened the takeaway box in front of him, and found that it was actually a small hamburger.
"Hehe, did you order a small hamburger?"
"Look, I'll add some secret seasoning to you, and treat you to a secret little hamburger!"
Qin Yu took out a bottle of his secret sauce from the drawer, which was made by mixing mustard, coriander, garlic, aged vinegar, canned herring, etc. as many as [-] kinds of ingredients that were harmless to the body.
(PS: In a parallel world, these ingredients are non-toxic and pollution-free when mixed together. Apart from the bursting taste, there is nothing wrong with it. It even has the benefit of promoting bowel movements. Don’t ask why, it’s abstract.)
Afterwards, he opened the buns of the hamburger, spread a thick circle on the buns with the secret sauce, then covered the buns again, put them back in the takeaway box, and finally put them back in the window outside the window. On the eaves.
After finishing all this, Qin Yu went back to the guard room again, locked the door, and then continued to lie on the grand master's chair, pretending to be nonchalant, and happily swiped his phone.
Not long after, a menacing burly man came over and knocked on the door of the guard room!
Boom boom boom! ! !
"Open the door! Open the door for me!"
"Aren't you crazy just now!"
"You have the ability to provoke me, you have the ability to open the door!"
"Why are you hiding inside and not daring to make a sound!?"
"Ah? Are you afraid? You little trash!"
Listening to the other party's yelling and barking, Qin Yu didn't have any intention to pay attention to it. Instead, he put on his earphones and continued to watch short videos on his own.
"There are a lot of coins in the store, let me tell the truth, today, Wang Fengyuan Restaurant..."
Outside the door, shouts shook the sky, inside the door, leisurely and leisurely, it seemed that there were two completely different scenes.
After knocking for a long time, he found that Qin Yu had no intention of opening the door at all, and the strong man spat towards the door with disdain.
"Ah bah! What!"
"A low-class dog like you who only earns less than 1 yuan a month is only worthy of being an upper-class dog like us."
"Why don't you stinky dogs hurry up and lick the feet of upper-class people like us? If I'm happy, maybe I can reward you with some bones."
"Of course, I'm obsessed with cleanliness. You should stay away from me, a dirty lowly commoner. I'm afraid you're sick. You probably won't live for a few years, right?"
"Don't worry, when you die, I will bring a stereo to your grave and have a joyous disco dance, and send you off well."
Through the window, the strong man glared at Qin Yu viciously, and immediately took the takeaway on the eaves outside the window, held his head high, and walked away swaggeringly.
Looks like a winner.
Qin Yu's mood was not affected at all, he still tapped Erlang's legs, hummed a little tune, and swiped his phone.
It's just that when the strong man turned to leave, the corner of Qin Yu's mouth curled into a slightly weird arc.
Then, about 10 minutes later, in a certain apartment building deep in the community, there was a burst of wailing like a pig being killed!
The people in the whole building could hear the wailing, sighed and shook their heads.
Which family started killing pigs again...
At the same time, a mechanical reminder suddenly sounded in Qin Yu's ear.
"Ding! Successfully taught a ignorant owner, agility +1, acting point +1!"
Listening to the voice like the sounds of nature, Qin Yu also showed a comfortable smile on his face.
Ah~ comfortable~~~
Then, another two hours passed.
During this period, Qin Yu successfully intercepted seven delivery staff again!
Up to now, the interception success rate is as high as 95%!
It's just, it's a pity that the owners who ordered takeaways later on were very good-natured and reasonable, and they came down to get takeaways without beeping with Qin Yu too much.
This also made Qin Yu's secret little sauce useless.
Qin Yu continued to flick his phone boredly.
Then, a gray-haired old woman walked in tremblingly carrying a sack of things.
Seeing this, Qin Yu hurried out of the guard room and greeted him.
"Grandma Chen, let me help you."
Grandma Chen looked up after hearing the words, and a kind smile appeared on her wrinkled face:
"It turned out to be Xiaoyu."
Qin Yu came to Grandma Chen and lifted the big bag she was carrying.
Yo heh.
Quite heavy.
This means that Qin Yu's power has increased a lot now than before.
Otherwise, it's really hard to pick up.
Thinking of this, he also looked at Grandma Chen and asked curiously;
"Grandma Chen, what's in it? Why is it so heavy?"
"These are wild vegetables I dug on the mountain today."
"Wild vegetables?" Qin Yu was taken aback.
"Yeah, your Grandpa Wang has been urinating frequently recently. I'm going to make some wild vegetable soup for him to nourish his kidneys." Grandma Chen said with a smile.
"Oh, so that's how it is," Qin Yu heard, thinking of Grandpa Wang's vain face recently, he immediately nodded in agreement:
"It's really time to make up."
"By the way, Xiaoyu, you're so good, why do you want to be a security guard?"
"How much does this delay your study and martial arts?" Grandma Chen asked with concern.
"Hey, Grandma Chen, that's wrong." Qin Yu waved his fingers again and again: "My uncle Wang became a security guard when he was about to retire at the age of 60, but I became a security guard at the age of eighteen, which is less than my uncle Wang. 40 years of detour!"
"Hehehe," Grandma Chen was immediately amused, "You glib boy."
"Okay, give me the bag, I'll take a rest now, and I'll have strength again."
Qin Yu was taken aback for a moment: "Grandma Chen, are you really good? How about I move it up for you?"
Grandma Chen waved her hand with a smile: "It's okay, don't look at your trembling appearance now, Grandma Chen was a serious warrior when she was young. It's not a problem to carry this thing, it's not a problem."
"Oh, well, then Grandma Chen, be careful."
Qin Yu nodded, and immediately returned the sack to Grandma Chen.
After bidding farewell to Grandma Chen, Qin Yu planned to return to the guard room.
However, at this moment, outside the door, two middle-aged women walked over talking and laughing.
Seeing this, Qin Yu immediately smiled and waved his hand, saying hello:
"Mom, Aunt Li, I just got off work."
When one of the middle-aged women with short hair saw this, the smile on her face stopped abruptly, and she quickly covered her face with her hands and left quickly.
"Eh?" Aunt Li on the side was stunned for a moment: "Amin, what are you running for? Do you think that is your son Xiaoyu?"
Chen Min, who was walking fast forward, covered his face and said in a low voice:
"No, you've got the wrong person, it's too dark, let's go now."
"Oh."
Looking at the two who left quickly without even saying hello to him, Qin Yu also spread his hands helplessly and sighed:
"Oh, woman, it's vanity."
……
Chen Min pushed open the door and returned home with a gloomy expression and a long sigh.
Seeing this, Qin Xiaotian, who was sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper, asked with some concern:
"What's the matter, kid?"
Chen Min slumped on the sofa helplessly, like a salted fish that had lost its dream:
"What else can I do? It's not all because of your precious son."
"Xiao Yu?" Qin Xiaotian was taken aback, "What's wrong with Xiao Yu?"
"What are you talking about?" Chen Min stared angrily and said, "You don't know what kind of madness this stinky boy is, and he insists on being a security guard!"
"Besides, it's fine to be a security guard, but you have to be in our community!"
"How can I hold my head up in front of our neighbors and colleagues from now on?"
Qin Xiaotian smiled and said: "Hey, kid, maybe it's just a new idea. With this kid's patience, I guess he won't want to do it in a few days."
"Hehe," Chen Min sneered, "I don't think this kid is just trying to figure something new."
"Do you know what this kid did today?"
"He even put up a sign at the gate of the community, which said takeaways and dogs are not allowed!"
"You said he was full!"
Qin Xiaotian was taken aback when he heard the words, and then burst out laughing:
"I said, why can't you see the shadow of the delivery man in the community today? Dare to feel is the masterpiece of this kid."
"I think it's very good. These deliverymen used to ride a small electric donkey and ran rampant in the community. They have bumped into people several times. Now they put up a sign to prevent them from entering. I think it's very good! It is worth encouraging!"
"Laughing and laughing!" Chen Min pinched the fat on Qin Xiaotian's stomach, and said angrily:
"Are you going to let our son be a security guard for the rest of his life?"
Qin Xiaotian grinned his teeth in pain, and smiled helplessly and said:
"Then what?"
"This kid is the last one in studying and learning, and the last one in martial arts training. Tomorrow's talent awakening ceremony probably won't wake up a fart. If that's the case, why not be a security guard or something, it's pretty good."
"Anyway, with our current savings, it's not a burden to support such a free eater."
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