Qin Yu felt uncomfortable being stared at, and quickly scratched his head with a sneer and said:
"Ms. Li, I was just joking."
Immediately, he looked at the crowd and said loudly:
"But don't be discouraged. The famous inventor Mr. Addison once said that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration!"
Upon hearing this, Li Zhengjun's gloomy expression softened slightly.
Well, that makes sense.
However, before he came back to his senses, Qin Yu's next sentence completely broke his defenses.
"Of course, everyone will take it for fun after hearing it, don't take it seriously."
"After all, there is another paragraph in this passage, which says that 1% of inspiration is often more important than 99% of sweat."
"So, everyone should eat and drink, and don't try too hard, it will hurt your health."
Everyone: "..."
They feel they've been insulted, and they have proof.
"I don't think so."
At this moment, Liu Damao, who had been silent on the side, spoke rarely.
Li Zhengjun was taken aback when he heard the words, and for the first time there was a look of hope and hope in his eyes when he looked at Liu Damao.
Could it be that this kid is about to open up?
I saw Liu Damao solemnly said:
"Old Qin, I admit that what you said is very reasonable, but I think sows should use No. 24 pig feed for postpartum care."
The light in Li Zhengjun's eyes suddenly dissipated, he couldn't help holding his forehead, and let out a long sigh.
What kind of evil did he do to bring these two crouching dragons and phoenixes together in his small special training class!
"Stop talking nonsense, both of you, I think sweat is far more important than inspiration!"
Li Xiaoke on the side suddenly stood up and said with a righteous face.
Hearing this, Li Zhengjun's eyes suddenly lit up with a look of relief.
It has to be my son.
"After all, if you don't work hard, how do you know that you are still so far behind a genius?"
"Puff Chi Chi Chi!!!"
Li Zhengjun spit out a mouthful of old blood and passed out on the ground.
……
Today's special training class ended early.
Because everyone needs to heal their battered hearts.
Only Qin Yu, Liu Damao, and Li Xiaoke left the school together with their shoulders crossed and their backs hooked like no one with happy faces.
"It's hard to leave school early today, the three of us can't have some fun, let's have a good time?"
Li Xiaoke looked vigilant: "Isn't it going to step on the back again? I will definitely not go."
Qin Yu on the side also nodded in agreement.
After being run over by the 298-kilogram Tiger tank last time, his back is still aching.
Of course, if there is a loss, there must be a gain. After such a step, his lumbar disc will definitely not protrude in the future...
Liu Damao smiled and waved his hands: "It's not stepping on the back, I heard that there is a new real-life CS shop next to our school. It's so cool to shoot guns."
"Especially those girls, the tactical vests they are wearing are so short and transparent, they are very energetic."
When Qin Yu and Li Xiaoke heard this, their eyes lit up:
"Is there such a good thing as shooting through my sister?"
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up!"
"What are you going to do?"
At this moment, Lin Qingxue who was behind came suddenly and asked curiously.
"We're going to reveal the truth, ah bah, go shoot, will you go?" Qin Yu said.
"Shoot a gun? But I'm a rookie, so I don't know how to shoot."
"It's okay, the three of us are ten-year gunslinger veterans, we will take you flying with ease, as long as you lie down!"
Qin Yu patted his chest confidently and said.
"Okay then, I'll try it too."
Lin Qingxue thought about it, and immediately agreed.
Afterwards, the four of them came to the newly opened real-life CS shop next to the school together.
At this moment, there happened to be five elementary school students wearing red scarves and elementary school uniforms who came to this store together.
The store just happened to divide them into two teams for PK.
"No way, just beat these elementary school students who haven't even grown their hair yet. That's not just killing them casually."
When changing into combat clothes in the locker room, Qin Yu looked at the elementary school students who were just around his waist, and mocked with a wild smile.
"Old Qin, let's put some water, don't kill them immediately, and let these elementary school students have some game experience."
Liu Damao on the side laughed and said.
A little boy who was the leader of the group of elementary school students on the opposite side suddenly became unhappy, came to them, and said angrily:
"Several of you look down on people here, later, I will let you see how powerful our Yanlong team is!"
When Qin Yu and the others heard this, the smiles on their faces became more presumptuous and louder, obviously they didn't pay attention to these elementary school students at all.
Liu Damao laughed and squatted down and touched the other pupil's head:
"Little guy, be good, go home and do your homework after this game, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner, hahaha!"
When these elementary school students saw this, their faces were ashen, and they clenched their fists in resentment.
Chapter 137 That Year, I Put My Hands In My Pockets
"Qin Yu, there are five people on the opposite side, and there are only four of us. Isn't it very difficult to fight?"
Lin Qingxue put on her combat uniform and came out of the women's locker room. Looking at Qin Yu and the others, she asked curiously.
When Qin Yu heard the words, he smiled and waved his hands indifferently and said:
"Don't worry, it's just five elementary school students who haven't even grown hair."
"Don't say it's a four-on-five fight, but if you ask me to hit a five-on-one, it's all about daring to take responsibility."
"Since you are a novice, you will follow me obediently later, just watch me operate."
"Oh."
Although Lin Qingxue was a little confused, she still nodded obediently.
Soon, everyone was ready and came to the competition venue.
And with the whistle of the referee, the game officially started.
Without further ado, Li Xiaoke picked up the sniper rifle and ran to the middle gate, aiming there.
Qin Yu couldn't help being taken aback:
"Boy with thick eyebrows, what are you doing?"
"I'm right at the door."
Li Xiaoke said solemnly and seriously: "Strange, where is the person opposite?"
"Don't even dare to face the middle door?"
"How cowardly!"
Everyone: "..."
Qin Yu said: "Tell me, is there a possibility that we are all paintballs, and the longest range is only 20 meters, sorry..."
Hearing this, Li Xiaoke couldn't help nodding his head in a sudden realization.
"You are right!"
Qin Yu couldn't help holding his forehead, and sighed softly:
"Okay, everyone listen to my command."
"Let's divide our troops into two groups. One side is lurking from the trail, and the other side is to attack from the main road. Let's give them a co-operation from the inside out!"
boom!
However, just as Qin Yu finished speaking, a gunshot exploded in their ears!
Everyone was shocked, and quickly looked around, only to be shocked to find that there was already a puddle of green liquid on Li Xiaoke's head.
And the red indicator light representing the life bar on the combat uniform he was wearing also went out suddenly, which meant that he was already game over!
Before everyone came back to their senses, Wu Dao's figure holding an assault rifle suddenly came towards their hometown from the direction of the avenue. The black muzzle of the gun kept spraying eggs, and the firepower was very violent.
Everyone was shocked again, and they didn't care about Li Xiaoke who had already died in battle, so they hurriedly found a cover and avoided it!
"Old Qin, what should we do?"
Liu Damao looked at Qin Yu who was also hiding in the bunker not far away and asked in a low voice.
Qin Yu waved his hands calmly: "Don't panic, let's defend first."
"What did you say?"
Because the gunfire was too loud, Liu Damao couldn't hear it clearly.
"I said a wave of defense."
"Give it a go?"
Liu Damao was taken aback for a moment, but he soon came back to his senses.
"Alright, but it's just a few elementary school students."
I saw Liu Damao with a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, smiled contemptuously, and then slowly picked up the two guns at his waist,
"If you want to ask who I am, Double Gun will give you the answer!"
"It's time to show off your real skills!"
Before the words fell, Liu Damao performed a beautiful 360-degree front flip, jumping up from the bunker!
Immediately after facing the menacing five enemies, Liu Damao didn't panic at all, holding two guns in his hand, he just calmly fired!
Bang bang bang bang! ! ! ! !
At this moment, Liu Damao seemed to be transformed into a western gun god. The afterglow of the setting sun reflected his back, making him appear to be extremely tall and stalwart at this moment!
The fierce gunshots one after another seemed to pay homage to the birth of a new gun god!
After an unknown amount of time, the intense gunfire finally stopped, and the gunpowder smoke that filled the sky slowly dissipated.
Liu Damao stood there alone, motionless.
Qin Yu and Lin Qingxue who were hiding behind the bunker were completely dumbfounded at this moment.
Qin Yu couldn't help but widen his eyes at this moment, and said with a stunned and shocked expression:
"Your mother's kiss, this can all be missed!??"
thump!
With a soft sound, Liu Damao fell to the ground with a plop, and the body in front of him was already completely soaked in colorful spray paint.
On the other hand, the five primary school students on the opposite side were unscathed!
"Oh! I knew they were unreliable."
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