All Heavens Gou Xian

Even if you want to go to the Heavenly Court, it will be a good job to go to a state-owned enterprise as a guidance consultant after becoming Da Luo's mentor, and to take up the position of a leisurely emperor.

Disciples of the Three Religions with strong professional abilities are unwilling to go to heaven and promote advanced technologies. The heavenly officials are limited by their own abilities and have no channels to learn advanced technologies.

It is bound to cause the dissatisfaction of the prehistoric world, and even the humanity of all living beings.

If the distress of the gods, generals and immortal officials is true, Fengshenquanjie is not only the place to resolve the grievances of Daluo, but also the only way for the universe to move forward.

Fengshenliangjie can also be called the "Compulsory Employment and Employment Plan", "The Blueprint for the Immortals of the Three Religions to Go to the Mountains and to the Countryside"

Chapter 22 Fuso Thunder Leather Marshal (1/3)

Faced with the lack of talent and technology in Heavenly Court, and the fact that he has no way to advance, many thunder gods sighed in unison: "Who said it wasn't?!"

Earth immortals comprehend space, take a step forward, and reach the end of the world; heavenly immortals understand time, jump out of the long river, get rid of the shackles of life, and never die; immortals who live the same life as the heavens and the earth, and the same age as the sun and the moon, are already within the reach of ordinary creatures in the prehistoric world The boundaries are gone.

Further up, the mysterious and mysterious, summing up time, space and matter, the trinity of immortal golden immortals, is no longer a realm that ordinary creatures can touch.

The heavenly immortals have accumulated 64 billion years, and finally comprehended a trace of the Dao and touched the threshold of the Trinity. As a result, when the calamity came, they were involved in the calamity, the cause and effect were settled, the Dao disappeared, and hundreds of millions of years of hard work turned into ashes.

The gods of thunder are not disciples of the three religions, and they are willing to go to heaven to be gods. On the one hand, they want to accumulate merits and virtues, offset the cause and effect, and avoid getting involved in the calamity of their own families.

Thunder is the cardinal of yin and yang, commanding the root of all things.Therefore, without thunder, there is no way to dominate the three realms.It is the kind that is based on the thunder, and it is the group of products that come out of ten thousand kinds.It is the chance of life and death at the beginning of Yuan Dynasty.At the beginning of the universe, the eruption of yin and yang intersects for a moment, which is also the function of thunder, so thunder appears everywhere. Therefore, the way of thunder is also the way of life and death, the way of doom, the way of destruction, and the way of killing...

But who would have thought that the sky is also in a downturn, there are countless earth immortals, heavenly soldiers and generals, and heavenly marshals and real people are everywhere, but there are very few golden immortals with great powers.

Nowadays, there is a shortage of talents in Tianting, there is no way to do it, and the market is in short supply, so Tianzun also speaks according to the situation.The situation of the gods of thunder has just changed from waiting hard for one calamity to waiting for several calamities while working part-time.

The most painful thing in the world is not despair, but a ray of light on the horizon, which is beyond reach.

"The situation will change in the future." Dongfeng Leishen comforted

A few thunder gods waved their hands nonchalantly and said, "We have tens of thousands of Yuanhui in the sky, and seeing that a calamity is almost over, what will change."

"Come, come, the queen mother is hosting a banquet today, don't talk about those unhappy things, drink, drink."

Xixi Leijun took a sip of the fine nectar and jade dew, sighed and said: "Drink, drink, I only sigh that when I became a fairy, I was a thunder fairy, if it was a water fairy."

"If you make great achievements again, you may not be able to enjoy a top-grade flat peach. With the help of the innate Renshui flat peach tree, you can have a glimpse of the golden fairy road."

Lei Jun of the North sneered when he heard the words, rolled his eyes and said: "Brother, this is not greedy enough to swallow an elephant."

"Why don't you say that you are worshiping under Shui De Xingjun's old man's family? Today, the water luck in the family is strong. The former Shui De Xing Jun has been certified as Da Luo, and he has transcended invincibility. He is the Black Emperor Cave Yin. The current Shui De Xing Jun is also a golden fairy. Great Sage."

"If you worship under Bai Jinzhenjun's sect, then you will be an undeniable golden immortal. When you become the Daluo Tianzun one day, don't forget to support and support me when you return to the head."

Lei Jun of the North ridiculed for a while, causing many thunder gods to roar with laughter.

Mr. Xixi Lei let out a snort, waved his robe and scolded with a smile: "Go, go, just make fun of me. Today, Pantao will not care about you!"

All the gods of thunder were frolicking, but only Dongfeng Leishen looked melancholy. How could Jin Xian, who was in a state where he would be killed as soon as he went out, could do it.As an immortal, he always carried an innate spirit treasure to strengthen his courage when he went out.

This Leibu is too careless.

While pushing cups and changing glasses, Daming Bodhisattva came to the seat of Thunder God, folded his palms together and asked with a smile: "Everyone is well, I don't know the title of this newly promoted Thunder God."

The Thunder Gods were taken aback for a moment, this Dongfeng Thunder God and the others were new acquaintances, how should we introduce him.

While in a daze, a slim female fairy came not far away, and said with a soft smile: "He is Lei Zu's subordinate, he was born in Fusang, and his name is Fusang Lei Tingpi Marshal, and he can kill demons with [-] volts."

"Make good use of the Dongfeng Nuclear Explosion God Thunder, so it is named Dongfeng Thunder God."

The Great Understanding Bodhisattva proclaimed the Buddha's name, clasped his hands together: "This old monk is ignorant and ignorant, I have a Tathagata in the west, who opened up the pure land of Dongfeng Tathagata, and saved the world with great compassion."

"I don't know what is the relationship between Dongfeng Leishen and Dongfang Tathagata?"

Dongfeng Leishen put together a smile and said, "A little bit, a little bit."

Daming Bodhisattva nodded, turned to look at the female fairy and asked, "Who is this benefactor?"

The fairy smiled slightly and said, "I am Dongfeng, his sister Feng Lixi."

The eyes of many Thunder Gods and Great Understanding Bodhisattvas turned to Dongfeng Thunder God.

"Feng Lixi?" Dongfeng Leishen murmured, and silently murmured in his heart.

Why do you gangsters like playing trumpets so much? There is no place for my little Thunder God to hide in Honghuang, and he is shivering.

Facing the doubts of the gods and bodhisattvas, Dongfeng Leishen said calmly, "It's my sister."

As he spoke, he walked to Feng Lixi's side and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

Feng Lixi didn't care, picked up a melon and gnawed it, and said with a smile: "The queen mother is hosting a banquet, what a rare opportunity, of course I came to eat melons."

"Come, come, Xiao Luo, come with me to see your brother-in-law."

"Brother-in-law?!" Dongfeng Leishen murmured with a broken face, "Are you all here?!"

Feng Lixi spread his hands helplessly: "You can come, why can't we come."

Dongfeng Leishen turned around stiffly, facing Daming Bodhisattva, many Thors clasped their hands and said, "Someone from my family also came to the Peach Blossom Festival, excuse me and excuse me."

Many thunder gods smiled indifferently: "It's natural, Brother Dongfeng, let's go first."

Although the Great Understanding Bodhisattva was a little curious about Marshal Pi, he couldn't stop his relatives from meeting each other, so he could only smile and give him a present, and planned to ask questions later.

The banquet held in Yaochi is vast and boundless, including the maids of Yaochi and golden armored guards, gathered millions of gods, manifesting their sizes with dharma bodies.

The Heavenly Venerable Taoist Monarch, who has not yet taken his seat, has manifested his dharma and is seated at the head. The golden immortals and great sages have manifested their dharma bodies for hundreds of feet, and they are worthy of the second seat.

At this moment, the banquet has not yet started, and there are not many people paying attention to it.

Dongfeng Leishen was dragged all the way by Feng Lixi, from the last seat of the Lei Department to the seats of all parties, only to see a group of immortals and Buddhas gathered, all of them were in the realm of celestial beings, and they were at the level of the last seat.

Feng Lixi pointed to a human in Tsing Yi in the middle of the seat and said with a smile: "That is your brother-in-law Tai Gao."

"Beside Taigao is Lieshan, and next to Lieshan is Tianyuan."

"The three Taoists over there who look similar are the three brothers Dongzhen, Dongxuan, and Dongshen."

"..."

Dongfeng Leishen listened to Feng Lixi's introduction one by one with a blank face.

Roaring wildly in my heart, you group of leader Tianzun, Tai Yi Da Luo is really enough.

They said that they would not come or not, and they secretly opened a trumpet to eat melons and watch the show one by one, and now they are forming a group!

After Feng Lixi finished the introduction, he patted Dongfeng Leishen on the shoulder: "Let's go, brother, the fun is about to begin, go and eat melons."

Dongfeng Leishen suddenly realized that I was the one who was eating melons, so it's all right.

Chapter 23 Qingtong Tianjun and Wutong (2/3)

Feng Lixi led Dongfeng Leishen to the seats, and invited the gods to stare curiously. For many years, flat peaches have eaten melons, and everyone is familiar with each other. Is this a real newcomer, or an old cucumber painted green to pretend to be tender?

Seeing that Feng Lixi attracted him, Taigao in Tsing Yi smiled gently: "This Taoist friend looks familiar, where does he seem to have met?"

Dongfeng Leishen smiled slightly, cupped his hands and said, "This is the first time for Marshal Fusang Lei Tingpi to attach to Pantao."

"Fusang?" Everyone couldn't help looking at the red-robed young man on the right, which was different from the sea of ​​blood of the ancestor Minghe, and also different from the crimson red of the Great Sun Golden Crow, but a red full of yang, which warmed people's hearts.

"Mr. Qingtong, have you opened your vest again?" The goddess with a ray of flames between her brows teased, "How many is this? Last time it was Lu Yan, and last time it was Shaoyang."

With a chicken leg dangling from the corner of his mouth, Qing Tongjun said nonchalantly, "Wu Tong, don't spitting blood. I haven't opened a vest for many years!"

Immediately afterwards, Lord Qing Tong shouted to the maid in the distance, "Warm two bowls of fine wine and jade liquid, and ask for a plate of sunflower seeds from the sun god." He said, wiping the oil stains on the corners of his mouth casually with his Taoist robe.

Goddess Wutong sneered intentionally and said in a low voice: "You must have opened a new account again. You really are an old cucumber painted green and pretending to be tender. How shameless!"

Although it was a low voice, everyone present was holy, and everyone had clear ears and eyes, so there was no reason why they couldn't hear clearly.

Qing Tongjun opened his eyes and said: "Why do you insult people's innocence out of thin air like this..." "What innocence?" The Wutong Goddess covered her mouth and smiled, "I saw with my own eyes a few days ago that you turned robbery again, hooking up with other little fairies take."

Soon, Qing Tongjun blushed, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing, "Fellow daoists can't be considered hooking up... Discussion on Taoism!... Matters about gods, can they be counted as hooking up?" It was difficult to understand the words, such as "Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers", "Yin and Yang are one, pure Yang boy", etc., which caused everyone to laugh: the inside and outside of Yaochi is full of happy air.

Dongfeng Leishen looked at this scene thoughtfully, slipped to Feng Lixi's side, and asked via voice transmission: "Sister Feng, does Wutong have any enmity with Qing Tongjun?"

Feng Lixi sneered, without sound transmission, he said generously: "Some people are really shameless. Taiji is born of Wuji, and Taiji divides yin and yang, and then there are three talents and four images."

"Seniority is not generally high. As a result, half of the birds in the south were raised, and they were left alone. The birds who went to the East Pole hooked up. It's really shameless."

"He also claims to be a pure Yang Dao body time and time again, with a heart of sincerity."

These words were not only for Dongfeng Leishen, but also pointed at Sang and scolded Huai.

Qingtong Tianjun blushed, and retreated to the side resentfully, drinking the nectar and jade dew brought by the maid by himself.

As soon as Qingtong Tianjun and Wutong Goddess got mixed up, no one cared about the origin of Dongfeng Leishen, they all ate the sun god sunflower seeds, watching the show.

Feng Lixi led Wutong and a large group of goddesses to fight around, denouncing those heartless male gods.

Dongfeng Leishen was also happy to relax, and sat down next to Qingyi Taigao, next to Lieshan and Tianyuan.

Taigao in Qingyi looked relaxed, picked up the wine glass for a drink, but Tianyuan was a good communicator, greeting everyone, only Lie Shan handled the delicacies on the wine table, the divine wine of immortal fruit.

When Dongfeng Leishen arrived, he had already gnawed a big plum. When Qingtong Tianjun and Wutong Goddess quarreled and quarreled, everyone was watching the show, but Lie Shan attacked a plate of crystal clear grapes.

After Feng Lixi punched, Dongfeng Leishen sat down formally, and Lie Shan performed three mouthfuls of a big watermelon.

Grapes do not leave roots, and watermelons do not swallow seeds, just like a glutton.

Feeling Dongfeng Leishen's gaze, Lie Shan blushed, waved his hands and said with a smile: "There are so many young men in the family. I can come to the banquet, but they can't."

"The Immortal Fruit Divine Brew in Yaochi is unique to the heavens and myriad worlds. It cannot be seen in other places. I want to take some seeds and go back to cultivate them, and see if I can imitate and clone them."

"My brother is simple." Dongfeng Leishen said with emotion: "My family must be very grateful to have you as an ancestor, so that they can eat and wear warm."

Lie Shan laughed and said: "Where is it, the juniors can't save face, the elders can only be more shameless."

"That makes sense." Dongfeng Leishen nodded solemnly and said, "Learn from Brother Lie Shan."

After speaking, he picked up a big plum and sent it to his mouth, spit out a branch of leaves, but the seeds remained in his stomach.

Immediately afterwards, he picked up an empty cup, poured fine nectar and jade dew into it, took a sip at a time, and the rest disappeared.

After three tours of wine and five tastes of food, Lie Shan and Dongfeng Leishen cultivated the Kunlun specialty of Yaochi Golden Mother, the famous species of Yaochi, tasted one by one, and gained seed experience.

The two couldn't help looking at each other and smiling, and their relationship sublimated a lot in an instant. This is class friendship.

At this moment, the bell rang twice, and the Taoist voice was melodious. All the saints in Yaochi couldn't help but return to their positions in awe.

Just now was the etiquette exchange, and the gods of the heavens took this opportunity to communicate, and the Golden Mother of Yaochi naturally didn't care about anything.

The next thing is to officially hold the banquet. If you leave the banquet at will, you will not give Jin Mu any face.

As we all know, those who don't give Jin Mu face will end badly, very badly.

The bell rang three times, the golden flowers fell, and the purple air rose.

Haotian God Jade Emperor Da Tianzun and Yaochi Golden Mother Commanding Immortals Da Tianzun appeared together.

"Praise the Holy Mother of the Holy White Jade Turtle Terrace and the Nine Spirits Taizhen Wuji!"

"Praise Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature Wonderful Mira to the True Jade Emperor God"

"I wish the Golden Mother of the King of the West to live forever and live forever!"

All the immortals and gods saluted and bowed down together, even Dongfeng Leishen stood up and bowed their hands, or nodded as a signal.

The mother of gold is graceful and luxurious, and she is dressed in a red gold phoenix robe, showing the royal atmosphere.The bright moon is the pearl, the Kunlun is the crown, and the majestic elephant has a convincing momentum. Even if it stands on the side of the emperor, it is not weak, but it is the intersection of yin and yang, occupying half of the aura. It is worthy of the name of the ancient god Tianzun.

"Everyone, gods, please rise up." The golden mother was gentle and graceful, dignified and majestic, stretched out her hand to support her, and said in a loud voice: "All heavens are here to congratulate, I am very pleased, please take a seat."

The gods worshiped again, and the young gods were seated one by one, but the veteran gods who had participated in the Peach Blossom Festival did not take their seats, because according to the usual practice, the Peach Blossom Festival had just begun.

Sure enough, in the distance of the Yaochi, a man of gods sang loudly: "Qinghua Changle Realm, Dongji Miaoyan Palace, Dongji Qinghua Emperor, Taiyi saves the suffering Tianzun!"

I saw a nine-headed green lion holding a celestial deity coming, Taiyi rescued the celestial deity holding a lotus flower, saluted with a smile: "The poor are late."

"This lotus flower is the brightest flower in the Fangqian Forest of the Seven Treasures, and it is specially dedicated to the Golden Mother."

The golden mother showed an official smile, and said in return: "Fellow Taoist, please be seated."

Heavenly Venerable Taiyi Saved Ku nodded and took his seat.

Immediately afterwards, the southern purple electric blue frost, the sky thunder and ten thousand roads fell, and among the guards of all gods, a jade halal king appeared.

Chapter 24 Princess Longji (3/3)